Chapter 196 You Idiot!
In the second round of the Premier League, Chelsea won a big victory. After the team celebrated, the head coach Mourinho, who was in a good mood, happily gave the players a day off. After the game, Wang Li followed the team bus back to the club.
When we returned to Stamford Bridge, it was already around ten o'clock in the evening.
During this time, the city of London is still busy. Most shops are still open and there are endless vehicles on the road. The lighthouses between the towering buildings light up the entire city, making it seem that there is no difference between night and day.
But Wang Li was in no mood to appreciate these things. After leaving the club, he went straight to the shopping mall, bought a lot of packaged food and daily necessities, and then walked towards his new home. Ever since Angela moved in with him, Wang Li seemed to have become a "homely" man. When he had nothing to do, he would go straight home and spend time with Angela in their own world.
"Excuse me, who are you?"
At this time, there was a woman in her thirties in the living room. She was wearing a black business suit and a white apron. She was holding a vacuum cleaner and seemed to be cleaning the living room. Wang Li had just walked in and saw this situation. He was stunned and couldn't help asking.
"You must be Mr. Allen. My name is Diana Jones, and I'm the nanny hired by Princess Angela." Diana bowed slightly to Wang Li, then turned around and continued to busy herself with her own business.
"Oh...thank you."
Wang Li felt helpless when he saw the woman who called herself Diana. He had originally thought of finding a younger nanny so that he could communicate with her more easily. However, it seemed that Angela was very wary of him in some aspects and had specially found someone who was a little older.
"Really? Am I not trustworthy?" Wang Li muttered to himself and turned to go upstairs.
At this time, in Wang Li's room, Angela was sitting lazily beside the computer, giggling. Wang Li walked gently behind Angela and took a closer look. What was playing was a cartoon.
Wang Li smiled, and while Angela wasn't paying attention, he covered her eyes with his hands and said, "Guess who I am?"
"A fool." Angela answered without thinking and laughed.
"Guess again"
"satyr?"
Wang Li felt a little annoyed when he heard Angela say that, so he freed his right hand and directly attacked a mountain below, squeezing it with a little force.
"Oh!" Angela was startled, stood up and turned around and said, "Hate, what are you doing?"
"You say I'm a pervert." Wang Li waved his hands innocently, then said with a sly smile: "Then I'll show you how perverted I am." As he said that, he put his arm around Angela and pressed his body against hers.
"No, not now, I still want to watch cartoons." Angela struggled and then complained.
Wang Li did not answer, but continued to grope up and down with his hands, expressing his will with actions.
"No, Diana is still downstairs... humph..."
"Don't do that, not now."
"Close the door..."
"Carry me to bed."
So, the two young people who had just experienced the wind and waves once again joined hands to step into the endless ocean to experience the most primitive environment and beauty.
They didn't know when Jones left.
For young people who are full of energy, this kind of thing can easily make them addicted...
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The next day, Wang Li, who had worked hard all night, got up at eight in the morning in high spirits because he had an appointment for driving lessons today.
For most European families, cars are an indispensable part of life.
In the past, Wang Li spent all his time practicing his football skills and cultivating his inner strength, and rarely thought about other things. After the match with Birmingham, Chelsea's chairman, Russian tycoon Abramovich, promised to give Wang Li a car, but the gift was shelved because Wang Li did not have a British driving license. This reminded Wang Li that he should learn driving skills.
After having this idea, Wang Li became a little envious when he saw his teammates driving to training every day. However, the road must be taken step by step. To achieve this step, he must first get a driver's license. So, taking advantage of this holiday, he made an appointment with a coach and wanted to systematically learn driving skills.
The driving test method in the UK is different from that in China. Before obtaining a formal driver's license, you must first apply for a "learning driver's license". Only those who have this driver's license are eligible to participate in formal training.
It is easy to apply for a learner driver's license. You just need to fill out an application form, take two photos and pay the handling fee and mail it to the driver and vehicle registration office. Wang Li got his learner driver's license a few days ago and is going to attend formal training today.
After entering a driving training center outside London and submitting his reservation number at the front desk, Wang Li sat in the lounge, waiting for his scheduled driving instructor. Unexpectedly, this driving training center was not what Wang Li had imagined - a large area with a spacious open-air test track, etc. Instead, it was on the third floor of a building, just like an Internet company.
After a while, a woman in black sportswear walked towards him.
The woman was about 1.7 meters tall and had a very good figure: her slender thighs were straight and white under her sports shorts, and the two peaks of her upper body held up her sportswear. This kind of sexiness made Wang Li, who had just experienced sex, feel itchy in his heart, and he was unable to recover for a long time.
"Hello, big star. My name is Joyce Naira, and I will be your driving instructor from now on." After walking in front of Wang Li, Joyce took the initiative to introduce herself.
Joyce is 23 years old and has been working in this training center for more than two years. When she learned yesterday that the person who had made an appointment to learn driving was the recently famous "dance master" Allen Wang, she was somewhat excited, but she just felt like she was meeting a celebrity. In fact, she doesn't like football, but is a racing enthusiast. For Joyce, perhaps the F1 race is more attractive.
"Oh, hello, call me Alan, but... shall we start now?" After Wang Li recovered, he smiled embarrassedly and asked in confusion. He was a complete layman in driving and had no idea about the process of learning to drive.
Joyce chuckled, then turned and walked out, saying, "Then please follow me."
So Wang Li followed Joyce out of the building. At this time, a black car had stopped on the street. Joyce made a gesture to Wang Li to come in, then opened the door and sat in the passenger seat.
"Miss, are you going to let me drive on the road on the first day?" Sitting in the driver's seat, touching the steering wheel with both hands, Wang Li turned his head and asked in surprise.
"Of course." Joyce said as a matter of course.
"But I have never been exposed to this knowledge before. I don't even know what some of the parts are called."
"Of course, if you know everything, what else do you want me to do?" Joyce looked at Wang Li in confusion and asked back.
"Oh my god, okay, okay so we can get started?"
Wang Li felt that today's journey would be very dangerous. He had no experience in driving. Even though he had internal strength, he was not a superman. If a car accident happened, it would be too dangerous.
"Could this be 'special care'?" Wang Li thought suspiciously, and looked carefully at Joyce next to him. "Could she be an Arsenal fan and deliberately mess with me?"
In fact, this is not any special care. The driving training method in the UK has always been like this. They believe that only by driving on real roads and facing real pedestrians and vehicles can they accurately judge whether a person has the ability to drive. Therefore, in the UK, most of these driving training centers are located in the suburbs, which can also reduce the risk.
Although the emphasis is on practical ability, the probability of passing the driving test in the UK is very low. Less than 43% of people can successfully pass the written test and actual operation and get a driver's license - many people have to study for several years for this.
After more than half an hour of explanation from Joyce, Wang Li finally understood the names and functions of the various common parts in the car. In fact, Wang Li really had no talent for learning. Although he could easily remember the names of the various parts, he was always confused about these confusing functions.
The thing Wang Li hates most is being a student.
"Oh, it's finally done, Mr. Allen. You are so stupid. This is the first time I have met such a stupid student like you." Joyce wiped the sweat from her face with her hand and complained.
Wang Li smiled awkwardly, "Oh, sorry." The feeling of being despised by a beautiful woman is indeed not very good.
"Then try it yourself and remember the order of operations I just told you."
"Yeah, okay."
Normally, Joyce gives people the impression of being a very gentle woman, but at work, she is very serious and strict. In terms of driving, perhaps a negligence is related to a person's life, so it is very important to let these students learn real driving skills---
The driving test in the UK is very strict, and it is almost impossible to pass it without real skills.
At this time, Wang Li didn't know that this was just the beginning of his tragedy that day. Joyce next to him would not show mercy. Whenever Wang Li made a small mistake, he would be severely scolded by the female coach.
The car is stopped...
"Hold the steering wheel tightly and look ahead. I'm telling you to be serious."
The car just started...
"Release the clutch, now step on the gas... Shit, slow down, you idiot, you want to speed?"
The car turns...
"Look in the rearview mirror out of the corner of your eye and turn the steering wheel first, OK?"
Uphill...
"You idiot, your car is on fire"
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