Before going to bed that night, Yu Xiao took out her Nokia phone and looked through her address book. She memorized most of the nicknames in the address book so that she could react immediately when she heard some of the people in the address book on the morning news.

After falling asleep, Yu Xiao had a dream. There was nothing in the dream except a cat, which kept looking at her with tears in its eyes.

"Ding!"

The reminder sounded at 8 o'clock in the morning, and Yu Xiao opened her eyes. She lay in bed, her mind was blank. Gradually regaining consciousness in the soft music, she couldn't help scratching her hair. She had dreamed about the little cat all night last night.

There was no doubt that the cat was the nightmare. Although Meng Yan can control dreams, isn't he locked in the office? He can also control her dreams.

Yu Xiao blinked and thought that Meng Yan was too presumptuous. She would find time to teach him a lesson.

"Sister Xiao! Sister Xiao, come and have some tea." Zhou Xiaozhen got up very early today and was very energetic. As soon as Yu Xiao woke up, she brought her a cup of strong tea.

Yu Xiao climbed up and leaned against the bedside, and asked suspiciously: "You are so considerate all of a sudden, have you done something bad?"

"I thought so at first." Zhao Lan sat on the bed and said: "She also made me a cup of tea, but I changed my mind, she is with us 24 hours a day, what bad things can she do?"

That's true, Yu Xiao took the teacup and said: "Did I suddenly find that you love us especially today?"

"Huh, do I need to find it suddenly?" Zhou Xiaozhen said shyly: "Don't talk, listen to the news quietly."

"A beautiful day starts now~ Here is the morning news."

"The day before yesterday, a malicious reporting incident occurred in our hospital. The attending physician Qiao, Gu, Luo, Qing, and the unemployed ghost Wang joined forces to maliciously report the Sixth Hospital patient "the heir of the deaf" without evidence. This behavior is wrong and despicable. It has set a wrong example for the majority of medical workers and has had a bad impact on the doctor-patient relationship. The hospital leaders held a meeting and voted to punish the above five ghosts by deducting half a year's salary and all bonuses. Non-employed ghosts will be punished with forced labor for half a year..."

"Wow~" Zhou Xiaozhen applauded, "Hahahaha... I suddenly feel a little sympathetic to them, I'm laughing to death..."

Zhao Lan also laughed so hard that her shoulders moved with laughter, and said, "Xiaoxiao, I think they hate you even more. But after this time, they should dare not deal with you again, right?"

"Who knows." Yu Xiao was helpless. She actually didn't want to see the attending doctors being punished. After all, she hoped for world peace. But people can't help themselves in society, and sometimes there are things they have to do. "I hope they can learn a lesson."

"Yesterday, a patient nicknamed 'Haikuan Tiankong' in a hospital maliciously destroyed the dungeon environment, causing serious damage to the dungeon, resulting in several patients being stranded in the dungeon. After the decision of the Medical Dispute Office, the patient was punished with a one-month ban from leaving the dungeon..."

"Haikuan Tiankong!" Zhou Xiaozhen: "It's Haiikuan Tiankong!"

"Maliciously destroying the dungeon environment..." Zhao Lan asked in confusion: "At that time, Xiaoxiao destroyed almost all the game facilities in Lolita Amusement Park, and the hospital did not say that Xiaoxiao maliciously destroyed the dungeon. What did Haiikuan Tiankong do?"

This was also the doubt in Yu Xiao's heart. The condition of Haiikuan Tiankong seemed to be wrong.

"Yesterday, the Second Hospital patient runaway incident is coming to an end with the cooperation of the three-headed dog director of the security department. Several patients who led the trouble have been arrested. The cause of the incident is still under investigation. Our hospital once again calls on all patients to maintain a calm and positive attitude during the treatment process..." "

The position at the Wise Hospital is vacant and we are now recruiting a cleaner. No gender, age or experience is required..."

Good guy, Qingshi hasn't recruited a cleaner yet? That's right, the workload there is heavy and there is no money to be made. It is indeed not a good place to go.

"Yesterday, a patient nicknamed 'Sky City' in the Third Hospital performed well during the treatment and was awarded the two honorary titles of 'Great Mother' and 'Cross-dressing Drama Queen'. Let us congratulate him!"

"Puff... cough cough cough..." Zhao Lan coughed violently, his face flushed.

"It's okay, just report the nickname." Zhou Xiaozhen said: "No one knows Xie Ping's real gender, otherwise Xie Ping will definitely be popular."

At this time, in a ward in the Third Hospital, Xie Ping listened to the news expressionlessly. Suddenly, he went crazy silently, grabbed the pillow on the bed and threw it back and forth.

And a post appeared very quickly in the Third Hospital forum.

[Huh? I've seen this Sky City before, it's a man. ]

This post became a hot post in just one minute.

[Male mother? ]

[OP, please expand your comments. ]

[Shouldn’t men be great fathers? ]

[Shouldn’t the focus be on having children? How can you give birth to a child in a hospital? ]

[But he’s a man. ]

[It’s not said that he gave birth to the child, maybe his girlfriend did. ]

[But he’s a great mother. ]

[……]

"Yesterday, the patient nicknamed 'Zhuge Liang's Fire-burned Pansi Cave' from the Fourth Hospital topped the list. Let's congratulate him. The patient performed excellently during the treatment and was awarded the three honorary titles of 'Bad Dad Who Cheated During Pregnancy', 'The Man Lao Wang Cares About Most' and 'The Man Lao Wang Hates Most'. Let's give him a warm round of applause!"

"……"

The Sixth Hospital's Yu Xiao ward fell into a strange silence. The three of them looked at each other, and finally Yu Xiao laughed out loud.

"Puchi... Ahahahahahahaha..."

Zhou Xiaozhen: "Hahahahahaha..."

Zhao Lan pounded the bed hard, wiping his tears as he pounded.

"I can't do it anymore..." Zhou Xiaozhen cried for help with a red face, "I can't breathe."

Yu Xiao also began to have difficulty breathing. She wanted to stop, but she couldn't. Her thighs were almost purple, but she still couldn't stop.

"Sisters, the time for revenge has come." Yu Xiao: "I decided to call Luo Jin after the news is over. I want to give him warm greetings."

"Hahahaha..." Zhou Xiaozhen, who was already having difficulty breathing, laughed wildly again, "Laugh... sister, I... want to watch the four... Hahaha forum..."

In stark contrast to the cheerful atmosphere in their ward, the ward of the number one in the fourth hospital was filled with endless silence.

Luo Jin sat motionless on the chair like a sculpture, and every pore on his expressionless face said "Ignore me". In his slightly dull eyes, every bloodshot line said "Whoever speaks will die".

Lu Xun sat next to him, with only a small table between them.

Lu Xun tilted his head, his eyes unblinking, his mouth slightly open, one hand holding a teacup, and the other hand gently covering his mouth. Although he didn't move, his heart and his soul were dancing wildly at this moment. He summoned the willpower that he hadn't been able to summon in the college entrance examination that year, and barely maintained his current quiet demeanor.

It's not that he was deliberately suppressing himself, but because he knew that once he laughed out loud, he would most likely say goodbye to this beautiful world.

"Yesterday, a patient nicknamed 'Ma Xiao Yongyuan's God' from the Fourth Hospital performed well during the treatment and was awarded the honorary title of 'The Dead Child Without Fathers and Mothers'. Let's congratulate her."

"Puff!" Zhou Xiaozhen collapsed weakly on the chair, "No, I really can't laugh anymore."

"Yesterday, a patient nicknamed 'The Heir of the Deaf' from the Sixth Hospital topped the list. Let's express our warm congratulations to her. The patient performed well during the treatment and was awarded three honorary titles: 'The Actor Who Acts in a Cross-dressing Role', 'The Good Friend of Overeating' and 'The Bad Guy Who Extorted Confessions by Torture'. Let's give her a warm round of applause!"

"Wu Hu~" Zhou Xiaozhen congratulated Yu Xiao, "Sister Xiao, you've turned things around, you've finally turned things around in terms of titles, and the titles you got this time are all very good."

Yu Xiao smiled reservedly, "Oh, it's just a title. The important thing is the points. Nothing else is important. I've let it go."

"...The patient in the Sixth Hospital whose nickname is 'One-third of a Talisman Shop' performed well during the treatment and was awarded the honorary title of 'Fatal Screenwriter'. Let us congratulate her..."

"..."

"Wait." Yu Xiao raised her hand, "Who was it just now? It seems that the title just now can be given to Xiaozhen."

Zhao Lan nodded seriously, "Not only the title, but even the nickname seems to belong to our ward."

"That's too much!" Yu Xiao was angry, "Someone is trying to steal our business? There are actually talisman geniuses like me in this world? Also selling them for three points each?"

"Hehehe..." Zhou Xiaozhen was very proud, "Actually, that was me~"

Yu Xiao: "What?"

Zhao Lan: "You said that the one who sold one for three points in the talisman shop just now was you?"

"Yeah!" Zhou Xiaozhen said dignifiedly and reservedly: "I got a name-changing card from Lu Xun, and I remembered Sister Xiao said that she wanted to make the talisman shop bigger and stronger, and make it a large talisman wholesale store that can do business in six hospitals. I thought, if I want to increase the popularity of our talisman shop, is there a better way than to advertise on the morning news? So I changed the nickname."

"This..." Yu Xiao was moved. She jumped off the bed and hugged Zhou Xiaozhen, "Wuwuwu... Xiaozhen you are so kind."

"Oh." Zhou Xiaozhen: "I am doing this so that we can get out of the sea of ​​suffering as soon as possible."

"I think this name change card should be used by me." Zhao Lan said very seriously: "After all, I didn't think of a nickname before, and I found a problem." Yu

Xiao and Zhou Xiaozhen, who were hugged together like a pair of conjoined twins, turned their heads at the same time, "What's the problem?"

"Even if people from the six hospitals know about our talisman shop." Zhao Lan spread his hands, "Then how can they contact us?"

"..."

Yu Xiao and Zhou Xiaozhen fell into deep thought at the same time.

Before they had time to think clearly, they were interrupted by the next news.

"Here is a missing person notice. Mr. Gluttony from the basement is looking for his friend. Mr. Gluttony said: 'Ah! My dear friend, do you know that I am thinking of you? Ah! My dear friend, please contact me, your lonely friend Gluttony is waiting for you, please don't let your friend down!' The above is the full content of this news..."

Zhao Lan and everyone looked at Yu Xiao, "Xiaoxiao, you seem to be in trouble again."

"Gluttony is looking for you, he asked you to contact him." Zhou Xiaozhen: "Do you care about him?"

"...Ignore him." Yu Xiao said seriously: "These ghosts must have bad intentions, I won't contact him."

"I'm afraid he will run out like Nightmare." Zhou Xiaozhen tapped her fingers on the table, "Then keep him in the office too?"

"...How is it possible." Yu Xiao was speechless, "He is different from Nightmare, he shouldn't be able to escape so easily, right?"

In fact, the real reason why Yu Xiao didn't want to contact Gluttony was that Gluttony approached him with a purpose. Unlike Nightmare, who just wanted to escape from the dungeon and find a companion, Gluttony must have his own purpose. He is not the attending physician, and there are not many rules to abide by. Yu Xiao dare not deal with him often.

Don't worry about it. Yu Xiao said, "I want to call Luo Jin, do you want to come with me?"

"Hey, Gluttony is looking for Yu Xiao." Lu Xun, who was silent for a long time, tried to find something to say, "Hehe...Yu Xiao is really good at provoking N..."

"What are you laughing at?" Luo Jin asked.

"I..." Lu Xun was dumbfounded, "Did I laugh?"

"You laughed." Luo Jin: "Who are you laughing at?"

"I... was laughing at Yu Xiao." Lu Xun was stiff, "Yu Xiao is being targeted by ghosts again, it's so funny."

"Huluwa~Huluwa..."

The sudden ringing of the cell phone saved Lu Xun, he quickly said: "Your cell phone is ringing, someone is looking for you, answer the phone quickly."

Luo Jin answered the phone slowly, and Yu Xiao turned on the speakerphone. Upon hearing Luo Jin's voice, Zhou Xiaozhen couldn't help laughing out loud, "Puchi."

Luo Jin's face immediately darkened. Yu Xiao held back his laughter and said, "Luo Jin, you have to thank me. If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have been able to get so many titles. These are all points. Isn't it easy for others to earn some points? But I helped you get so many in one go... beep beep..."

"Hey?" Yu Xiao picked up the phone, "He hung up the phone. What a narrow-minded man!"

Lu Xun had never seen Luo Jin's face so ugly. He sighed in his heart. It was all retribution. Who made them like to watch Yu Xiao's jokes before? Today was not suitable for talking, so he planned to browse the forum to kill time.

Who knew that when he opened the forum, what he saw was:

[Zhuge Liang's successor who surpassed the deaf in the Pansi Cave with fire! ]

At first glance, Lu Xun still didn't understand what this meant? Yu Xiao has always been the most popular in the four-hospital forum, so how come Lao Luo surpassed Yu Xiao without saying anything?

I clicked in and saw that the main post said this.

[hhhhhhh… I thought that Sister Long’s titles were already slutty enough, but I didn’t expect that there are always sluts out there, and Zhuge’s titles are really amazing!]

Lu Xun: “…”

Lu Xun’s mouth twitched. He had been holding back for so long, and finally failed in this post.

“Puff!”

The next second Lu Xun quickly closed his mouth, but soon he felt a shadow cast in front of his eyes. He raised his head and saw Luo Jin standing in front of him, his fists clenched.

[I heard that Zhuge and Sister Long are teaming up this time. I found a pattern. Anyone who teams up with Sister Long can get a title more or less. Especially this time, Zhuge got three at once! ]

[I don’t care whether it’s three or not, I just want to know who Lao Wang is? Is he a boy or a girl? ]

[There seems to be only one attending doctor named Lao Wang, and that’s Lao Wang from the morgue. ]

[Fuck, Lao Wang is back? ]

[I want to know what Zhuge has been through. ]

[The person above wants to know what Lao Wang did to Zhuge, right? ]

[How can you defame someone’s innocence out of thin air? ! I want to know what the first title of Zhuge is, the title of the bad dad who cheated during pregnancy? Who did Zhuge get pregnant? And who was the person he cheated with? ]

[Fuck, considering the context, could it be that Lao Wang is pregnant? ]

[The speculation above is too scary. As someone who has experienced the morgue, I will have a nightmare tonight. ]

[I have never been to the morgue. I like this kind of speculation. Please give me more! ]

[Did anyone notice the great mother of the Third Hospital...]

​​"Hahahahaha..." The three people who were watching the Fourth Hospital forum laughed so hard that the earth shook.

"It's so uncomfortable!" Zhou Xiaozhen slapped her hand on the bed, "I really want to post in the Fourth Academy Forum!"

"Even if I can post, I can't say it." Zhao Lan said: "Xiaoxiao has promised them not to tell anyone about the dungeon situation."

"Who said that?" Yu Xiao said: "I only promised not to tell anyone about Xie Ping and Liu Sisi's situation in the dungeon, and I didn't promise them not to tell anyone about Luo Jin."

"Hehehehe... continue." Zhou Xiaozhen's mouth never relaxed, "I still have other posts to read."

[Today is a day to learn from Zhuge! ]

[It is well known that I have opened a post to learn from Sister Long, but today I want to learn from Zhuge. First, let's analyze Zhuge's three titles. The bad dad who cheated during pregnancy, the man that Lao Wang cares about the most, the man that Lao Wang hates the most. ]

[Squat! ]

[Gently hold the buttocks. ]

[Squat squat squat! ]

[First, let's analyze the bad dad who cheated during pregnancy. As the name suggests, Zhuge must have cheated, and he got someone or a ghost pregnant. There are currently the following questions. The first is whether it was Lao Wang or someone else who got pregnant. If it was someone else, then the person that Zhuge cheated with was probably Lao Wang. If it was Lao Wang who got pregnant, then it's worth thinking about how he did it... In short, the above are all reasonable speculations I made based on the existing clues. If it's wrong, Zhuge can come out and refute me.

And what we can learn. The most critical part of getting this title is that we have to make a certain being pregnant. This being can be a human, a ghost, or even neither human nor ghost. My personal suggestion is that it is too difficult and I don’t recommend imitating it. ]

[Zhuge! Zhuge, come out! Someone has slandered you like this, come out and clarify! ]

[The person above, you want to see a bigger commotion, right? ]

[I think it doesn’t matter whether Zhuge comes out or not. This time, our four colleges are not only Zhuge, but also the holy monk and two other people. ]

[I remember that one of them wanted to sell a five-point talisman. The five-point talisman shop was already open yesterday. ]

[Go to that post and reply! ]

[……]

So the post Wang Chun posted last time was pushed up again.

[What happened in this instance? What happened to Zhuge's title? ]

[Come out! You have the guts to sell talismans, come out if you have the guts! ]

[If you come out and talk, I'll buy ten talismans from you right away. ]

[If you don't come out, we'll unite to boycott your talisman shop! ]

[Wuwuwuwu... Please, please come out and say something, I'm really curious...]

Unfortunately, Wang Chun and Liu Sisi have been playing dead and haven't come out at all.

"Try another post." Zhao Lan said, "I think I saw a post about you just now."

Clicking it and searching randomly, he found the post about Yu Xiao.

[Bet on whether Gluttony will chase Sister Long out this time! ]

[The host bets that a point Gluttony will come out. This is the second ghost who is crazy about Sister Long. My Sister Long is the best! ]

[But this time they are just good friends. Sister Long did not get Gluttony's love. ]

[It doesn't matter whether they love each other or not. I just envy Sister Long's popularity... ghost popularity. This is too good. ]

[I think Zhu Ge is not bad either...]

[Everyone, go and see! The boss of the five-point talisman shop comes out to speak! ]

"Fuck! Wang Chun comes out to speak?" Zhou Xiaozhen was impatient and got the hang of it herself. "Quick, quick, cut out!"

Without her saying anything, Yu Xiao immediately clicked out and saw the unusually eye-catching title as soon as she went out.

[I am the boss of the talisman shop, Tiga, my husband. ]

[I have seen everyone's speculations about this dungeon in the forum. In this regard, I want to say that even if you threaten me and don't buy my talismans, there are some things I can't say. I can only reveal a little. But I will definitely say what I can reveal. I hope everyone will keep their promise and go to my talisman shop to buy talismans.]

[Fuck! Squat!]

[Hurry up! ! ! !]

[First of all, this Lao Wang is indeed Lao Wang in the morgue. He changed the dungeon and continued to be the attending physician (suspecting that there is something fishy). Secondly, someone is indeed pregnant, but it's not Lao Wang. As for the cheating partner...it is indeed Lao Wang, but he had to do it because he wanted to pass the dungeon. It's not easy for Zhuge.]

[So who is pregnant? Zhuge’s girlfriend?]

[Zhuge sacrificed her looks to Lao Wang in order to pass the dungeon?]

[What the hell, Lao Wang likes this?]

[Wuwuwu… my filter on Zhuge is broken. Wuwuwu.]

[Zhuge’s sacrifice is really too great. It’s not easy to earn points.]

[Can you elaborate on it?]

[Wuwuwu! Everyone, go and see! Zhuge posted a message!]

[Wuwuwu, after so many years, Zhuge has also posted a message?]

“Hurry, hurry, hurry!” Zhao Lan grabbed Yu Xiao’s arm and shook it vigorously, “Luo Jin posted a message, I want to see it!”

“I know! Don’t shake my hand!” Yu Xiao frowned and clicked on it extremely quickly.

[Don't blame me for being unjust if you are unkind! ]

[I am Zhuge Liang, the Fire-burning Pansi Cave. Don't you want to know the origin of my title? I can also tell you the origin of more titles, such as the title of Ma Xiaoyong's God, 'the dead child without father and mother'. She is the child born by the person I cheated on with. She called me dad more than once in the dungeon.

By the way, she almost died in the dungeon, but fortunately she was rescued by us. She is very lucky. Although she ate a lot of rotten meat and a lot of live maggots, she is still very healthy...]

[Fuck! ]

[So exciting...]

[I'm eating! ]

[How miserable, Ma Xiaoyong's God actually encountered these...]

[It seems that this dungeon is really difficult! ]

[Zhuge!! Fuck your ancestors! You promised not to tell anyone about me! So who is afraid of whom? I tell you, Zhuge took the initiative to seduce Lao Wang, and he and Lao Wang were alone together for a long time. During that time, someone heard Lao Wang say that Zhuge could only belong to him, and if Zhuge dared to run, he would break his legs...]