"…The vacant position in the inpatient department of the Sixth Hospital is now recruiting a ward nurse. No gender, age or experience limit..."

"Yesterday, according to the staff's report, Zhang Daye, the morgue, accepted bribes and abused his power for personal gain, which seriously violated the hospital's fair and just attitude towards every patient and the clean and honest style. He has been dismissed and handed over to the hospital's medical dispute office for handling..."

"…"

"Yesterday morning, the first course of treatment in the Sixth Hospital achieved phased success. With the joint efforts of medical staff and patients, three patients have completed treatment. The patient nicknamed 'the heir of the deaf' topped the list. Let us express our warm congratulations to her..."

“…The patient performed excellently during the treatment and was awarded the two honorary titles of ‘Saint Elizabeth’s Dean’ and ‘Electric Saw Maniac’. Let us congratulate her again…”

“In addition, the patient nicknamed ‘Halal Girl 438’ performed excellently during yesterday’s treatment and was awarded the honorary title of ‘Acolyte’. Let us congratulate her…”

“…The patient nicknamed ‘Nicknames Are Difficult’ performed excellently during yesterday’s treatment and was awarded the honorary title of ‘Aiding the Evil’. Let us congratulate her…”

Zhao Lan: “…”

Zhou Xiaozhen opened her mouth wide.

Yu Xiao's cheeks twitched for a while, and she was speechless. Finally, she managed to say, "Listen, even the news praised us."

"Sister Xiao." Zhou Xiaozhen had a complicated expression, "Actually, I don't know how to comfort people. I don't have to say anything."

Yu Xiao: "..."

"Alas." Zhao Lan's expression was both fortunate and sad, "Fortunately, I didn't use my real name when I chose the nickname, otherwise I would have lost my reputation in my later years."

"Sister Lan, it won't be that serious." Zhou Xiaozhen said, "You are still young, and you are not at the age of losing your reputation in your later years."

Zhao Lan: "Thank you, I feel comforted."

"Ahem." Yu Xiao coughed awkwardly twice, "Actually, the title is not important at all. Just like Sister Lan said, no one knows who we are anyway."

"That's true." Zhou Xiaozhen quickly came to her senses. "Others want it but don't have it yet. One title is rewarded with four points, and one point can buy ten days. That means forty days are given away for free. Where can you find such a good thing?"

After hearing her say this, Zhao Lan's face looked much better.

She felt a little embarrassed for her entanglement. "I thought wrong. This is indeed a good thing. The reward points are the same after each course of treatment. Then the only way for us to widen the gap in points with other patients is to get as many titles as possible. As for whether the title sounds good or not, it doesn't matter at all."

"That's right." Yu Xiao said with a smile, "You see my title is Electric Saw Maniac. Did I say something?"

"Ah? Sister Xiao, don't you like this title?" Zhou Xiaozhen looked at Yu Xiao with starry eyes. "I think this title is super cool!"

"..."

"Ahem, I feel a little hungry." Yu Xiao changed the subject. "Let's have breakfast."

The three of them were busy eating, but they didn't know what a sensation the news had caused in other hospitals. Countless patients couldn't help but swear.

"Fuck! Did I hear you right? Is that St. Elizabeth the same St. Elizabeth I've been to..."

"Damn, are the newcomers so awesome nowadays?"

"I admit that some people are really good and born for this kind of game, but they can't be too outrageous..."

...

Inside the ward, at the door, Yu Xiao and the other two stood very casually, chatting casually while waiting for the food cart to be pushed over.

"I've discovered a problem." Yu Xiao said, "Eating here costs money. What if someone runs out of money? Will they starve to death?"

Zhao Lan and Zhou Xiaozhen had never thought about this problem before, but now that they think about it, they realize that this is indeed a problem.

"He didn't die at the hands of the ghosts, but he starved to death because he had no money..." Zhou Xiaozhen frowned and shook her head, "This is too tragic."

"The problems that the three of us newcomers can find, the old people from the first to the fifth academies must know better than us." Zhao Lan said, "Don't think too much for now, let's study the forum of the fourth academy after dinner to see if there are any introductions in this regard."

"Yeah." Yu Xiao nodded, "I have to hurry up and draw more talismans, who knows how many ghosts I will encounter next time."

As they were talking, the dining cart arrived, and a magnetic voice outside the door said, "Do you want food?"

"Yes." Zhou Xiaozhen changed her posture, casually holding the mahjong box, and said, "Let's make it clear first, we have prop mahjong and talismans. If you are not a real food delivery man, you'd better get out as soon as possible."

"I'm real." The voice outside said, "What would you like to eat?"

Zhou Xiaozhen said, "For breakfast, just something light and refreshing. Three bowls of porridge, ten spring rolls, three salted duck eggs, a plate of pickled mustard tuber, a portion of salted duck wings, and half a roasted chicken. By the way, is there anything else you two want to eat?"

Yu Xiao was embarrassed, "Let's do this..."

"Okay, I'll open the door." Zhou Xiaozhen said as she opened the door a gap big enough for the lunch box to be stuffed in. It

was still pitch black outside, and a bony hand came over with an oversized bag.

Zhou Xiaozhen was stunned after seeing it, "Is this a real delivery man?"

Zhao Lan thought, "No one stipulates that a real delivery man must be a human."

"That makes sense." Zhou Xiaozhen took the bag.

Yu Xiao was about to scan the code when he heard the voice outside: "Enjoy your meal. If you have any comments on the service, please let me know~"

After that, the sound of a cart clattering outside was heard.

"..."

Yu Xiao was full of questions, "Doesn't he charge?"

"Not only does he not charge." Zhou Xiaozhen asked in confusion, "The service attitude is also very good."

The two looked at Zhao Lan. Zhao Lan thought to himself, why are you looking at me? I have as many questions as you do.

"It's not a bad thing." Zhao Lan could only comfort himself and everyone like this, "It's a waste if you don't eat the free breakfast."

That's right. The three of them opened the bag and exclaimed in unison.

"Wow!"

"Good guys!"

Yu Xiao held a box of roast chicken, "Xiaozhen, did you order a roast chicken?"

"I only ordered half an egg." Zhou Xiaozhen also took out a lunch box, "Are these three salted duck eggs? There are at least eight."

"Also, look at the spring rolls." Zhao Lan opened a box, "There are twenty, right?"

"This..." Yu Xiao didn't understand, "Not only does he not want money, but his attitude is so good, and he also gave so much extra food. Is there a conspiracy?"

"Rather than a conspiracy, it's better to say it's flattery." Zhao Lan touched his chin, with a gleam of wisdom in his eyes, "He just said I wish you a pleasant meal, it's you, not you, which means he said it to one person."

"Oh~" Zhou Xiaozhen understood immediately, "Sister Xiao, he is trying to flatter you."

"Yeah." Zhao Lan nodded, "I said, it doesn't make sense that only the bathroom ghost and the ward rounds ghost want to change jobs."

Yu Xiao's mouth was dry and she was at a loss. She was twenty years old this year and had been in this world for less than twenty years. She had not yet entered the society and was not a peerless beauty. It was the first time she was flattered like this, and she felt a little uncomfortable. And the other party was not a human, which made her even more uncomfortable.

It seems that St. Elizabeth's Mental Hospital is a very good unit. It's a pity that Yu Xiao doesn't want to die, otherwise being a dean with peace of mind is also very promising.

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but sigh. Even if one day she left the game and returned to reality, she probably wouldn't be able to sit in the position of dean in her lifetime.

Suddenly I felt a little melancholy...

All three of them ate the meal, and even so, they didn't finish all the food.

Yu Xiao prepared to draw talismans with a full stomach. It is said that mental exercise consumes the most energy, so she prepared to draw talismans to digest the food. Zhou Xiaozhen heard that sleeping is the fastest way to digest food, so she chose to lie down. Zhao Lan did not intend to waste time, so she chose to study the Four Academy Forum.

The three of them had something to do, and everyone had a bright future.

Since Yu Xiao's luck reached a peak, her success rate in drawing talismans has reached a new level, and she has almost never failed. In less than half an hour, she had drawn dozens of talismans for the purpose of thunder and evil spirits. Although this talisman is easy to use, she would get bored of drawing this kind all the time, so she thought it was time to try a new talisman.

"Xiaoxiao!" Zhao Lan, who was browsing the forum, suddenly exclaimed, "You are famous!"

Yu Xiao: "?"

Zhou Xiaozhen was awakened, "What is famous?" "

Xiaoxiao, you are famous, you are famous enough to be discharged from the hospital!" Zhao Lan was very excited, "Now there are several posts about you in the forum of the Fourth Hospital."

"Huh?" Yu Xiao was confused, "Let me see."

Zhou Xiaozhen: "I want to see too!"

The three of them squeezed into a bed, their heads put together and focused on browsing the forum.

The first post Yu Xiao saw was: [I have something to say about the newcomer in the Sixth Hospital! ]

[NO.1 OP: I have read several posts about the newcomer in the Sixth Hospital in the forum, but I want to say that for those who have not been to St. Elizabeth's, they can't understand the horror of this matter at all. ]

[NO.2 OP: First of all, although I am not one of the top ten in the points list, I have made it to the top twenty through my own efforts, and I have some experience in entering treatment dungeons. Today I will talk about St. Elizabeth, whose full name is St. Elizabeth's Mental Hospital. I entered this treatment dungeon three months ago. That time, there were ten of us who entered, and only three survived. ]

[NO.3. . : Being in the top twenty is also a big deal. ]

[NO4=.=: Watch the big guys! ]

[NO.5 OP: How can I describe this dungeon? Just one word, a pit! Very pit, especially a pit, definitely the most pit dungeon I have ever entered. Especially the attending doctor George, he is an absolute pit. He tricked us right after we entered the dungeon. I still can't swallow this anger now. If I could beat up the medical staff, I would have killed him. He is a fool, a jerk @#￥％……&*]

[NO.6 Yuyu: The OP is too excited.]

[NO.7^-^: Don't get excited, calm down.]

[……]

[NO.19 OP: Sorry, I got too excited just now. Let's get back to the topic. After entering the dungeon, George told us that he would start a test and let each patient talk about why they came to St. Elizabeth. The first patient George nominated was a player. At that time, we knew very little information. The player thought this was really a mental hospital, so he made up a story about how he went crazy.

This is wrong. The correct answer is that you must die to enter St. Elizabeth, so we should make up a cause of death for ourselves, not a crazy experience. Four players were fooled in a row, and they were exposed on the spot that they were human...]