Chapter 58 Morning Social Death News



Yu Xiao didn't know what to say. She just hoped that the patients in the Sixth Hospital would not use harsh words because Xiao Zhen's last method was still useful.

I'd better go to bed. Yu Xiao stretched lazily. She hadn't slept in the dungeon for two days and had been doing physical work. The Millennium Kill was also very tiring...

Ah, why did I think of this again!

Although she went to bed early, Yu Xiao didn't get up early. Instead, she was woken up by the reminder sound at 8 o'clock in the morning.

"Ding Dong!"

Yu Xiao closed her eyes in a daze. She was still dreaming just now. She didn't remember what she dreamed about, but she remembered that it felt pretty good. It should be a good dream.

Just when she was thinking whether she should go back to sleep to relive that beautiful dream, she heard familiar soft music.

Along with the music, the curtains were drawn open, and the sun shone on Yu Xiao's face.

Yu Xiao: "!!!"

She turned her head and saw that Zhao Lan and Zhou Xiaozhen had already gotten up, holding a cup of hot water and listening to music leisurely with their eyes squinted.

"It's eight o'clock!" Yu Xiao was shocked, "Why didn't you wake me up?"

Zhao Lan was innocent, "I don't have to go to the dungeon today, why should I wake you up? Isn't it better to let you sleep a little longer?"

"..." Yu Xiao grabbed the quilt and covered her head. Oh my God, is she going to start a social death without any preparation?

"Why does Sister Xiao look like she has nothing to live for?" Zhou Xiaozhen didn't understand. "Shouldn't she be in a good mood after waking up from a good sleep?"

"Maybe she didn't sleep well?" Zhao Lan analyzed, "Did Xiaoxiao have a nightmare?"

"No." Zhou Xiaozhen said, "Sister Xiao definitely had a good dream last night. I woke up in the middle of the night because I had to pee, and I heard her laughing. I almost peed myself at the time, and I thought it was a ghost coming in for rounds."

"A beautiful day starts now~ Here's the morning news from the hospital."

"Recently, A considerable number of patients have maliciously destroyed toilets during treatment, causing serious adverse effects. The leaders of our hospital hereby appeal to everyone to protect the environment, maintain public hygiene, and be civilized patients..."

As soon as this news came out, Yu Xiao's heart skipped a beat.

Zhou Xiaozhen wondered, "Why do so many people destroy toilets? Is there a ghost in the toilet?"

"Maybe not this is the reason." Zhao Lan's eyes flashed with wisdom, "Do you remember the title Xiaoxiao got when he came out of Gujia Village last time? The Septic Pit Destroyer, maybe they also want this title, so they imitate Xiaoxiao."

Yu Xiao's hands outside the quilt trembled, what is the purpose of existing in this world? Destroy it quickly!

"The position of attending physician in Gujia Village has become vacant. We are now recruiting an attending physician. No gender or age limit, and the working experience must be no less than 40 years..."

"Yesterday, Lolita Amusement Park encountered an accident and some game facilities were damaged. Currently, maintenance work is underway, and Lolita Amusement Park has temporarily stopped receiving tourists..."

Hearing this, Yu Xiao thought that it was no wonder that Lolita reacted so violently when she destroyed the jumping machine. It turned out that it would take time to repair it. She couldn't understand this. It was clear that the amusement park would catch fire in two days. Wouldn't those game facilities be burned in the fire?

"…"The patient in the Fourth Hospital with the nickname 'Meng Meng Xiaoxian' performed excellently during yesterday's treatment and was awarded the honorable title of 'Demolition Team Member'. Let us congratulate her."

"Is this Xie Mengmeng?" Zhou Xiaozhen said, "It's the same title as ours."

"It should be her." Zhao Lan said, "Everyone has participated in destroying the game facilities."

"The patient in the Fourth Hospital with the nickname 'Qian Qian Qian' performed excellently during yesterday's treatment and was awarded the honorable title of 'Demolition Team Member'. Let us congratulate her."

"…"

The Fourth Hospital's broadcast ended, and Yu Xiao held his breath.

"Yesterday, a patient nicknamed 'Deaf Heir' from the Sixth Hospital topped the list. Let's express our warm congratulations to her..."

At this time, Xie Mengmeng and Qian Xin from the Fourth Hospital were confused.

"We both have titles, so it doesn't make sense that Yu Xiao doesn't have one." Qian Xin was puzzled, "What happened?"

Xie Mengmeng was also full of question marks, "Yeah, it shouldn't be."

The news continued.

"...The patient performed well during the treatment and was awarded the three honorary titles of 'Demolition Captain', 'Amusement Park Bully' and 'Deadly Millennium Killer'. Let's give her a warm round of applause!"

"..."

Zhou Xiaozhen and Zhao Lan, who were listening to the news happily, suddenly fell silent.

Zhou Xiaozhen thought for a moment and said, "I seemed to hear something strange just now. Did you hear it, Sister Lan?"

"Yeah." Zhao Lan nodded, "I heard it."

"Then..." Zhou Xiaozhen looked at Yu Xiao, who was covered in the quilt, motionless as if dead, "Sister Xiao, she..."

"Tsk." Zhao Lan raised a finger in front of her lips, "Don't stimulate Xiaoxiao, let her relax for a while."

"In addition, the patient with the nickname 'Nicknames are so difficult' performed well in yesterday's treatment and was awarded the two honorary titles of 'Demolition Team Member' and 'Bully Helper'..."

"…The patient nicknamed 'Halal Girl 438' performed well in yesterday's treatment and was awarded the honorary title of 'Demolition Team Member'. Let us congratulate her…"

As the morning news ended, the ward became quiet again.

Zhao Lan and Zhou Xiaozhen made eye contact and communicated with pure thoughts.

"Say something!"

"Why don't you say anything?"

"Why don't you say it first."

"Hmph, then I won't..."

"Ahem." Zhao Lan cleared his throat, "Xiaoxiao, it's actually nothing. The content of the title is not important. What's important is getting the title. You don't know how much others envy you. You got three titles and added twelve points at once."

"Is the content of the title really not important?" Zhou Xiaozhen asked stupidly, "Then why are so many people imitating Sister Xiao to blow up the toilet? Hey, Sister Lan, tell me, next time on the news, will you call on everyone not to persecute the NPC's ass?"

"..." Zhao Lan was completely speechless, thinking to himself, Xiaozhen, Xiaozhen, aren't you rubbing salt into your Sister Xiao's wound?

"I didn't expect there was such a title." Zhou Xiaozhen secretly made up her mind that the next time she entered the dungeon, she would try more and strive to get a few more titles.

After that, the two began to talk in private, and Yu Xiao gradually slowed down. It's just a title, what's the big deal, no one knows who she is anyway.

"I really want to live another 500 years..."

Who called? Yu Xiao took out the phone from under the pillow, and as soon as the call was connected, Lu Xun's cheerful voice came from the other side, "Hahahahaha... Hey, did you hear the news just now? Awesome, you got three titles again. Oh, by the way, what's the matter with your last title? Millennium Killing? Who did you use Millennium Killing on..."

Yu Xiao rolled his eyes and wanted to faint.

The Four Colleges Forum became lively again.

Xie Mengmeng's post was pushed up again.

[Did the host hear the news? You have been fooled, the boss is not from the Fourth Academy, the boss is my Brother Long. ]

[Combining this post with the title of the OP, it can be known that the OP has really been fooled. ]

[What Brother Long? ! Didn’t you read the post? The OP said that the three bosses are girls, and the Dragon’s Heir is a woman! ]

[It is indeed shocking that the number one on the Sixth Academy list is a woman, but I still want to say that I am the Dragon’s Heir, I am not a woman, and her nickname is definitely not these four words! ]

[Wow~ My Sister Long is awesome! ]

[If the Dragon’s Heir is a woman, then how did the Dragon’s Heir and Zhuge marry the village chief at the same time in the last news? ]

[Zhuge Liang's sexual orientation is a mystery...]

"So Yu Xiao is Brother Long... Oh no, Sister Long!" Xie Mengmeng said excitedly: "She actually lied to me, so annoying~"

Looking at Xie Mengmeng's blushing and shy look, Qian Xin was powerless to complain, how can you be annoying when you are so horny?

"Today's top posts are all about Yu Xiao." Qian Xin clicked into a post.

[I will learn from Sister Long to get a title! ]

[After Sister Long's title "Shit Pit Destroyer" appeared in the last news, I had an idea that I might not be able to get a normal title, but this kind of highly operational title might be possible. So after entering the dungeon, my friends and I destroyed all the toilets in the dungeon, which led to us being hunted down by the NPCs in the entire dungeon. ]

[So you were the one who destroyed the toilets in the news? ]

[Actually... I did it too. ]

[ 1.]

[It's embarrassing, but I also... ]

[So did you get the title? ]

[Obviously not. If you had a title, it would be reported in the news. ]

[It looks like you are in such a bad situation. Poor you... ]

[Although I failed, I will not miss any opportunity to get a title. This time, another highly operational title appeared in Sister Long's titles, Deadly Millennium Killer! I will apply for treatment tonight and decide to give it a try in the dungeon. Brothers, cheer for me! ]

[666.]

[When you come back, please post a message to report your results! ]

[Compared to the title, I still hope that you can come back alive. ]

[Please come back alive. ]

[……]

Yu Xiao finally prepared herself mentally. It’s just that two men who have only met once know her. What’s the big deal? After leaving the hospital, I will never see them again in my life.

Huh~ Yu Xiao let out a long breath. Stay calm. After this time, nothing can defeat you.

She became energetic, threw off the quilt and got out of bed, ready to wash her face and eat breakfast.

"I really want to live another 500 years..."

Another call came in. Yu Xiao picked up the phone and saw that it was Lu Xun again.

After answering the phone, Yu Xiao yelled: "You dare to laugh at me again?! Do you believe I will use the Millennium Killing on you?!"

"..." After a moment of silence, Luo Jin on the other end of the phone said: "I didn't laugh."

Yu Xiao: "..."

Someone beside Luo Jin whispered: "You obviously laughed with me before."

Yu Xiao: "..."

"Ahem." Luo Jin said in a serious voice: "I called you to find out something from you. Can you tell me in detail about the world outside the amusement park?"

Yu Xiao's anger subsided a lot. There are still serious people in this world.

She had nothing to hide, and she told her experience after leaving the amusement park in detail.

After listening to this, Luo Jin pondered for a moment and said, "Do you think that is also part of the copy?"

"I don't think so." Yu smiled and said, "The feeling I got there is different from that of the amusement park, and Lolita has never left the amusement park."

"Thank you for telling me this." Luo Jin thanked him sincerely, "There is another question I really want to know, I wonder if you can tell me."

Yu smiled: "You tell me."

Luo Jin: "Is the target of your thousand-year killing a human or a ghost? Is it Lolita? Is this how you made her cry?"


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