[Unspeakable 1.]
[I want to know what cheating is, why is there such a title...]
[It's okay to be a shit pit destroyer, why can't cheating be a cheating?]
[...]
[Let me be honest with you all, I've had several boyfriends in this game, why don't I get this title?]
[Ah, this...]
[Maybe the person you cheat with is not a good person?]
[Then Sister Long...]
[Is she the attending physician?! Excited.jpg]
Yu Xiao quickly drank a mouthful of soup to suppress his shock, thinking that these people are really crazy and don't take any responsibility for what they say. Is she the kind of person who would cheat? She still doesn't even have a boyfriend!
The more she read this post, the angrier she got. She quickly exited and clicked on a new post.
[About my efforts to make the attending doctor fall in love with me in the dungeon!]
This post looked good, and the title had an interesting tone. Yu Xiao was in urgent need of something light and humorous to relieve her mood, so she clicked on it without hesitation.
[Since the last morning news reported that the attending doctor Gu was punished for having an obsessive crush on Sister Long, I had a bold idea. I also want to make the attending doctor fall in love with me. As long as the attending doctor falls in love with me, will I still be afraid of not being able to pass the dungeon?
And I have confidence in myself. Look at my flowing long hair, my slender waist, and my straight long legs. I heard that Sister Long is an airport worker, so I still have some advantages in hardware! ]
Yu Xiao: "..."
Yu Xiao looked down at her legs. This was the first time in her life that she examined her body shape. Although not too long... but still quite long!!
[Squat! ]
[Gentle buttocks! ]
[So, did you succeed? ]
[Wuwuwuwuwu... If I succeed, you will hear my glorious nickname in the news. By the way, the attending doctor in my last copy was quite handsome, which was very consistent with my aesthetic. In order to make him fall in love with me, I took every opportunity to show off my proud figure in front of him. I always tried to show off in front of him, and even intentionally or unintentionally revealed that I could accept that my other half was not a human, but...]
[But? ]
[The original poster is really brave. He actually dared to seduce the attending physician. I admire him! ]
[The original poster, please hurry up! ]
[Stop keeping me in suspense...]
[I hate him like a block of wood! He never looked at me straight in the eyes from beginning to end. He looked at male patients more than me. I suspect he doesn't like women! Isn't it said that the attending physician of St. Elizabeth's likes men? I suspect that all attending physicians don't like women! ]
[Impossible. That Gu likes women. ]
[Huh? The attending physician who destroyed the infrastructure today is also Gu. ]
[Impossible! I am a man. I also seduced a male attending physician. He looked at me straight in the eyes. But the look in his eyes was particularly scary, as if he was going to kill me in the next second, so I didn't dare. ]
[Wow, the guy above really tried his best to pass the dungeon, and he made it so difficult for himself.]
[It's okay~ the attending doctor is quite handsome~]
[But he's a man.]
[Hate it~ Do you have to make it so clear~~]
[If you dare to talk to me again, try to put a wavy line!!] He
really has no moral integrity at all. As expected, every hospital has its own style. The style of the Fourth Hospital is like Luo Jin and Lu Xun, who look very normal, but are very frivolous inside. Unlike the Sixth Hospital, which is just like the number one girl in the Sixth Hospital, youthful, enthusiastic and positive.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk..." Zhou Xiaozhen said with a look of disdain while holding her phone: "Have you read the forum? They are so ambitious. They have only experienced a few copies, but they want to seduce the attending physician like Sister Xiao, but they are almost killed by the attending physician."
"Really?" Zhao Lan said curiously: "There are more and more posts in our Sixth Hospital Forum."
Yu Xiao: "..."
This post can't be read either, Yu Xiao started looking for the next post.
[Collection of Sister Long's replicable titles.]
[Sister Long has many titles, many of which are highly operational. Today I will take stock of Sister Long's highly operational titles, and will add some of my own analysis later. I wish everyone can get a title!]
[The first title: Electric Saw Maniac.
I can't guess how Sister Long got this title, but it should be related to the electric saw. In the future, if you find things like electric saws in the dungeon, remember to use them more often. Even if you don't use them, you should keep them in your hand. You may get a surprise. ]
[The second title: Shit Pit Destroyer.
This title has been tried before, but it didn't work. And the news has already ordered a ban on this behavior, so forget it. ]
[The third title: Village Chief's Wife.
This title is not limited to the main wife. Zhuge and the Holy Monk have also been given the title of concubine, so the focus of this title is to get married. You can get married in the dungeon, and it's best if the other party has a certain social status in the dungeon. The author of this post plans to give it a try, even though he is a man.]
[The fourth title: Deadly Millennium Killer.
I think everyone knows what Millennium Killer is, right? As far as I know, many people have tried it, but all failed. So I think the focus of this title is not on the last three words, but on the first two words. It must be deadly! It won’t work if it’s not deadly!]
[The fifth title: Cheating.
Everyone has discussed this title, so let me summarize and add to it. First of all, the cheating partner cannot be a human being, and secondly, if you want to cheat, you must have a partner. If a person without a partner is with a ghost, it is at most considered an affair, not cheating, so singles don’t need to consider this...]
After reading this serious analysis, I laughed and felt that the world was so absurd. She was so impressed that they could analyze these titles seriously, which would make her shudder if she looked at them for a second longer.
The people below also responded actively.
[Thank you, OP! May the good people live a peaceful life!]
[Thank you, OP, for your hard work.]
[Thank you.]
[May the good people live a peaceful life!]
It looked like they were really ready to give it a try. Yu Xiao felt his scalp tingling and quickly left the Four-House Forum. The three of them had almost finished eating. Zhao Lan asked, "What are your plans for today?"
"No plans." Zhou Xiaozhen said, "The only activity is probably that someone will buy talismans, and I'll send them by express delivery."
"I... draw some talismans." She sold a lot this time, so she had to replenish the stock.
"Okay, I'm going to give myself a scalp massage." Zhao Lan touched his head happily, "Have you noticed that my hair has grown again?"
"Let me see." Zhou Xiaozhen took a closer look, and then said in surprise, "It's grown longer!"
Yu Xiao looked at Zhao Lan's hair, which was shorter than a short hair. It was impossible to see the hair without careful observation, and she didn't know how they could tell.
"I need to massage my scalp more." Zhao Lan said, "It will grow faster this way."
"I want one too, I want one too!" Zhou Xiaozhen was so excited, "Let's massage each other..."
The two were discussing the hair issue enthusiastically, and Yu Xiao suddenly remembered that in the dungeon, the morgue ghost gave her a lock of hair.
She quickly reached into her pocket and found the lock of hair. Can things from the dungeon be brought back?
Yu Xiao pinched the hair and looked at it carefully. The morgue ghost didn't like women, so the hair he gave her should not be used as a token of love. So, what's the use of this lock of hair?
She was thinking very seriously, and suddenly someone banged on the door outside!
"Dong dong dong!!!"
"The descendant of the Deaf! Express delivery!!"
"?" Yu Xiao was confused for a moment. She didn't remember what she hadn't received. But she still walked towards the door, and said unhappily, "It's so noisy, your voice is getting louder and louder."
The courier outside the door sounded extremely manic, "Are you complaining about me?"
Yu Xiao was stunned, and then also became manic, "With your attitude, who should I complain to if not you?!"
Courier: "Do you believe that I won't deliver the express to you!"
"If you have the guts, don't deliver it!" Yu Xiao put his hands on his hips, "I just haven't called the medical dispute office for a long time!"
"... Humph!" Courier: "Do you still want the express?!"
Yu Xiao took the express, which seemed to be a document.
Zhao Lan, who was holding Zhou Xiaozhen's head with both hands, asked, "Who sent the express?"
Yu Xiao looked at it and asked in confusion, "Is it... the Health Bureau?"
"Huh?!" The two of them stopped pressing their heads and came over to help Yu Xiao open the express.
After opening it, there was a piece of beautifully crafted paper inside. Yu Xiao turned it over and saw that it was full of words.
"Hello!
Through our understanding of you during the hospital inspection, we found that you are an excellent employee with strong working ability, serious attitude towards work, and harmonious relationship with colleagues. With the unanimous consent of the leaders of the Health Bureau, you are now specially appointed as the first-level inspector of the Health Bureau, acting as the director of St. Elizabeth's Psychiatric Hospital..."
"..."
"Wow." Zhou Xiaozhen was stunned, "Sister Xiao, you have now left the bourgeoisie, and you have embarked on a career in politics."
Zhao Lan murmured to herself, "It's still possible...it's still possible..."
Yu Xiao was more confused than anyone else. She was already very satisfied that she could get through this inspection safely, but she didn't expect that there would be an unexpected surprise?
Yu Xiao was stunned for a long time and decided to call George.
George has been waiting for news. He doesn't want to leave St. Elizabeth's. After all, he has gotten used to it. But he really doesn't want to see the heir of Deaf again, so he came up with a brilliant idea. He said good things about her in front of the leaders of the Health Bureau and let her get promoted and leave.
Just when he was immersed in the beautiful fantasy of the future, Yu Xiao called.
George answered the phone immediately. She should have received the promotion notice, right?
"Hello?" George leaned back in his chair, "What's the matter?"
"Thank you." Yu Xiao said on the other end of the phone.
George: "Hmm?"
"I really want to thank you, I misunderstood you. Originally you said you said a lot of good things about me in front of the leaders, I didn't believe you, but now I do." Yu Xiao said with emotion: "Just now I received a notice that I am now an inspector of the Health Bureau."
"Oh." George said with satisfaction: "That's great, you will be promoted to a higher position in the future."
"Good luck to you." Yu Xiao said in a gentler tone than ever before: "George, I find that you are really a good ghost. I didn't expect you to be so loyal. Now I really regard you as a friend."
George's mouth twitched and changed the subject, "Since you have changed jobs, do you know when the new dean will take office?"
"Well, here's a good news for you!" Yu Xiao said happily, "The higher-ups let me take over the post of Dean of St. Elizabeth's Hospital, so there won't be a new Dean to bother you, and we can still be together!"
"Beep, beep..."
"Huh?" Yu Xiao looked at the phone in confusion. Why did it suddenly hang up? George's phone was out of battery?
Although he didn't get to talk to George for a few more words, Yu Xiao felt warm in his heart. This weird hospital was not just about terror and death, but also about true friendship! Yu
Xiao spent the next whole day drawing talismans. In the evening, the three of them discussed it and felt that there was nothing wrong with staying in the ward, so they applied for the next course of treatment together.
Before entering the dungeon, Yu Xiao secretly reminded herself that this time she must be kind to the attending physician and must not offend him again!
After the familiar dizziness, Yu Xiao opened her eyes.
The surroundings were all white, and she found herself outside the elevator of a hospital. This hospital was a little different, very new, and very different from the old hospitals in the dungeons she had entered before.
There were several people standing next to her. She counted them and there were seven people in total.
Five women and two men, the seven people looked at each other.
At this time, a young woman with a high ponytail waved at everyone, "Hello everyone, my name is Tan Qiaoyin, from the Fourth College, nice to meet you all."
The short-haired girl next to her said, "She and I are together, my name is Zhu Miaomiao."
The seven people got to know each other briefly. Except for these two from the Fourth College, the other two boys were from the Fifth College, one was named Ma Shan and the other was named Kang Jun.
Just after we finished getting acquainted, a man came around the corridor to the right of the elevator.
He was a very young man, and although he was wearing a white coat, he did not have the steady feeling of a normal doctor. When he walked over, he had a smile on his handsome face, and he exuded a sunny and cheerful aura.
Yu Xiao was amazed at what he saw, and it turned out that the attending doctor could also be described as sunny.
"Good morning, everyone." The visitor greeted everyone with a smile, "Welcome, I'm your attending physician, you can just call me Fanxing."
Yu Xiao looked at him, and remembered her principle that she must not offend the attending physician again. She took the initiative to say, "Hello, Doctor Fanxing, my name is Yu Xiao."
"Ah, that's a good name." Fanxing said, "Hello, hello."
The others looked at Yu Xiao, and they all had a bad feeling in their hearts. Could he be someone who wanted to imitate the number one on the list of Six Hospitals to seduce the attending physician?
"Everyone follow me." Fanxing led everyone inside, and as he walked he said, "I know that everyone is very concerned about their condition. Let me tell you a good news. The medicine to treat your disease has been developed. Unfortunately, it cannot be produced for the time being because Dr. Qu, who developed this medicine, has an accident."
Fanxing opened the door of the intensive care unit with a sad expression on his face. Seven people followed him in, and saw a woman lying on the bed connected to many instruments.
"Dr. Qu is a great scientist. She has been committed to helping humans reduce pain and suffering. Not long ago, she developed a drug that can help people overcome all diseases. Unfortunately, the news leaked and she was assassinated by evil forces. Although she is not dead, she can't wake up."
Fanxing said, looking at everyone, "The method of synthesizing drugs is in her brain. If you want to cure your disease, you must wake up Dr. Qu."
Yu Xiao added, "Then how can we wake Dr. Qu up?"
Fanxing looked at her with satisfaction. This time, there was finally a smart guy among the patients. He continued to look at the woman on the bed with grief, "Dr. Qu's brain has suffered serious damage, and her consciousness has fallen into a deep dream. She cannot be awakened by ordinary methods. Unless someone enters her dream, finds her, and wakes her up."
"We are willing to be the ones to wake her up!" Yu Xiao said immediately.
"Really?" Fanxing looked at her excitedly, "Do you know that entering someone else's dream is a very dangerous thing?"
"I know." Yu Xiao also looked at him excitedly, "Even if not for myself, for all the people in the world who are suffering from illness, I will go to wake up Dr. Qu. Dr. Qu is not only a scientist, she is a treasure of mankind. The world can live without me, but not without her."
"Well said!" Fanxing grabbed Yu Xiao's hand, "You are such a noble person!"
Yu Xiao held his hand in return, "This is what I should do!"
Then the two looked at each other emotionally.
Others present: "..."
What's going on? Why is the attending doctor holding hands with the patient? Are they really going to witness the miracle of the patient successfully seducing the attending doctor?
"Okay." Fanxing said, "This difficult task is now handed over to you. Please sit on the chairs."
The seven people sat on the chairs placed in the ward together. Fanxing handed each of them a helmet with a strange shape. After helping everyone put on the helmet, Fanxing said, "Dreams are a projection of human subconsciousness. Usually, what a person is afraid of and what he likes will have an impact on dreams."
"In order to help you find Dr. Qu more easily in your dreams, I will give you a hint." Fanxing raised a finger.
The seven people looked at him eagerly.
Fanxing: "Besides work, Dr. Qu's favorite thing is to watch horror movies and horror stories."
Seven people: "..."
"Okay." Fanxing clapped her hands happily, "Let's start~"
Yu Xiao fell into endless darkness. In the darkness, she felt as if her consciousness was stripped away, floating lightly in the boundless darkness.
After a long time, she actually felt that this feeling was quite good, with a sense of peace returning to silence.
Suddenly, she seemed to be attracted by something and floated quickly in one direction.
The wind...
such a strong wind.
In the summer, the wind with the smell of sunshine and trees blows on the face, making people feel comfortable physically and mentally, and they can't wait to sleep on the spot.
Yu Xiao opened her eyes, and in front of her was a scene that was rapidly receding.
She looked around and found that she was in a convertible sports car. In the driver's seat was a long-haired muscular man. He was wearing sunglasses and his face could not be seen clearly, but his coquettish temperament was already revealed.
Yu Xiao looked back and saw several sports cars following behind. Sister Lan, Xiao Zhen and the others were in the cars.
"Oh wow!" The long-haired muscular man suddenly screamed and turned his head to Yu Xiao and said, "Honey, you finally woke up. We will be at the villa soon."
Yu Xiao was stimulated by the word honey. She rubbed her arms and asked, "Why are we going to the villa?"
"Oh, God." The long-haired muscular man said exaggeratedly, "Did you lose your memory? We are going to the villa for vacation!"