"Eighteen years old?" Zhou Xiaozhen raised her eyebrows obscenely, "Sister Lan, you are very secretive, you can't tell~"
Zhao Lan smiled very modestly, "Well, in the workplace, sometimes you have to act according to the situation."
"Tell me more." Yu Xiao was also very interested. She was still a student and had not yet entered the society. She was most interested in the affairs of these social people. "We have been in the hospital together for so long, why haven't you seen any younger brothers?"
"How many people in the world of romance are sincere?" Zhou Xiaozhen had sufficient theoretical knowledge, "It must be because he saw that Sister Lan was sick and had no money to take, so he left. Isn't that right, Sister Lan?"
Zhao Lan was silent for a while. She rarely talked about her own affairs with others. Firstly, it was because of work reasons, it was not good to expose too many private matters, and secondly, she always felt that it was a bit shameful to let others know her private affairs. Today she suddenly felt a little interested. Anyway, there was no one in the ward. The hospital environment was so dangerous. If she didn't say it now, she might not have the chance to say it in the future.
So she sighed and said, "Don't say that. He is not a heartless person. He is actually quite pitiful. He comes from a single-parent family. His mother is sick. He had to drop out of school and work at a young age. After I learned about his situation, I decided to support him and let him go back to school. I didn't tell him that I was sick."
"Oh." Zhou Xiaozhen nodded, "That's really quite pitiful. Sister Lan, you are so kind."
Zhao Lan smiled slightly, "It's fate that we met, and it's nothing to help him within my ability."
"That's great." Zhou Xiaozhen's eyes were full of stars. "I want to be like Sister Lan in the future."
"Xiaozhen will definitely be better than me in the future." Zhao Lan touched her head, "I believe you."
In such a happy scene, Yu Xiao, who has already grown up, keenly grasped a key point, "So Sister Lan, have you ever been with that 18-year-old brother?"
"..."
Zhao Lan looked at Yu Xiao deeply, it would be great if Xiaoxiao was as easy to fool as Xiaozhen.
"Ahem, this is not important." Zhao Lan also began to change the topic, "We have also read the posts on the four college forums. Do you think Xiaoxiao's title is serious?"
"Of course it is not serious!" Zhou Xiaozhen pointed at her mobile phone, "Fan fiction has appeared, what is serious?"
"Who said that fan fiction is not serious..." Yu Xiao said helplessly: "Forget it, I will sleep with you tonight."
"Yeah!" Zhou Xiaozhen was very excited, "Not only the face must be similar, I also want abdominal muscles, the kind with eight packs!"
Yu Xiao: "Twelve packs are fine."
Zhao Lan smiled at Xiaozhen and Xiaoxiao. She thought it was great to be young, and her thoughts were simple. You can change your image at will, but you only have requirements for abdominal muscles.
"I really want to live another 500 years..."
Yu Xiao glanced at the mobile phone. It was a call from Lu Xun. She hesitated between blocking and hanging up, and finally chose to answer the phone, "Hey, if you are here to laugh at me or ask for gossip, hang up now." There
was silence on the other end. A minute later, Lu Xun said, "Well, I heard that you drew a new talisman? Let's make another deal."
"Haha." Yu Xiao laughed at the time, "To be honest, the Daguan Tongbao you gave me was not what you wanted? Do you know how much harm this prop has caused me?"
In the ward of the Fourth Hospital, Lu Xun turned on the external sound. At this time, he and Luo Jin looked at each other, and Lu Xun squeezed his eyes. Then he laughed and said, "Hahaha... How could it be that we don't want it? Of course... It's not very useful. But seeing how energetic you are, I know that this little thing can't cause you any trouble."
"I don't want to do business with you anymore." Yu Xiao, "It is said that Chinese people don't cheat Chinese people, but what about you?"
"Uh..." Lu Xun was speechless again and looked at Luo Jin. It was Luo Jin who made the decision to give the Daguan Tongbao to Yu Xiao. No matter what, you can't blame him. Luo Jin
had a blank expression on his face. The Daguan Tongbao was indeed useless in his hands. Every time he threw the Daguan Tongbao, it ended up with the reverse side facing up. Luo Jin suspected that this prop was cursed. He thought that it was useless to keep it, so he might as well give it to Yu Xiao in exchange for some talismans.
This was indeed a dishonest thing to do. Luo Jin thought about it and made a gesture to Lu Xun. Lu Xun understood and immediately said, "This time, we don't need props. Do you know about the disposable function card? It's not easier to get than props. How about exchanging it with you for the talisman?" Yu Xiao
had a disposable function card in her hand, a disposable bad luck card. She didn't dare to use this card, after all, no one wants to be unlucky. But the disposable mercy card that the ward inspection ghost gave her before was indeed very useful. It can be said that it saved her life. So when Lu Xun said he wanted to exchange it with her using a disposable function card, she was tempted.
"What cards?" Yu Xiao asked, "How many cards do you have?"
"Uh..." Lu Xun counted the inventory and said, "One card for twenty talismans."
"That's not a problem." Yu Xiao: "What cards do you have?" "
Function cards are very useful." Lu Xun: "Each card has a different use and can have unexpected effects..."
"I know." Yu Xiao was impatient, "I asked you what cards you have?"
"...Do you want to choose them yourself?" Lu Xun asked.
"Of course." Yu Xiao: "Otherwise, if you give me a one-time anti-blight card, what's the point of me holding it?"
"..." Lu Xun thought to himself, what a good guy, I thought she was a newcomer and didn't understand, but it turns out she knows everything.
"Okay." Lu Xun looked at Luo Jin again, "Let's sort it out."
Luo Jin took out a stack of cards from his pocket, these were their inventory for so many years. After selecting, he pulled out a small stack and handed it to Lu Xun.
Lu Xun took the card and flipped it over and said, "There are... a one-time bad luck card, a one-time stupidity card, a one-time appearance change card, a one-time transaction deep card..."
Yu Xiao listened to him silently and asked in confusion, "You have quite a few cards, but why are they all weird?"
"There's nothing I can do." Lu Xun said, "This is not something we can decide."
"Okay." Yu Xiao selected and said, "I want the appearance change card and the love deep card."
"Deal!" Lu Xun said happily, "Then I'll deliver it to you right away? We want ten life-saving talismans and twenty dangerous healing talismans..."
From the talismans they needed, it can be seen that these two people are not short of offensive means. Yu Xiao was a little envious. Although she could draw talismans, it still took time to accumulate props and function cards.
"Okay." Yu Xiao said readily, "I'll send it to you when I finish drawing the talisman."
Just as he was about to hang up, Lu Xun suddenly asked, "What's going on with that nightmare? He ran out, is he looking for you? Can you deal with it?"
Yu Xiao subconsciously asked, "Do you know how to deal with nightmares?"
"I don't know." Lu Xun: "I'm just asking."
"Goodbye!" Yu Xiao hung up the phone.
Finding that the other party hung up the phone, Lu Xun said helplessly: "Xiao Yu is too young, young people are always anxious."
Luo Jin thought, you are not a young person? But he is used to silence, and if he can't help it, he usually complains in his heart. He carefully put away the stack of cards he had just taken out, and then said: "Yu Xiao sells talismans, which is much faster than us accumulating points by going through dungeons."
"Yeah." Lu Xun turned his head and looked at the stack of yellow paper on the table. He had also tried to draw talismans, but he had to admit that drawing talismans does require talent.
"Hey, how did Yu Xiao do it? She can draw talismans when she is just a newcomer. Is this normal?" Lu Xun: "When we were newcomers, let alone drawing, we didn't even know that we drew talismans ourselves, right?"
"Yeah." Luo Jin nodded.
"?" Lu Xun was speechless, "That's it? Don't you have any feelings?"
Luo Jin said, "What's the point of expressing your feelings?"
"... Damn!" Lu Xun felt great. He had lived with such a guy for several years without breaking down.
After dinner, Yu Xiao packed up and prepared to draw talismans. She opened the box where the yellow paper was stored and suddenly wanted to cry. She actually used so much. She was really too extravagant. She should use it sparingly in the future. Thinking of this, she couldn't help but think of the many thunder-striking talismans she had placed on Shen Chuan's bed. They were wasted, and her heart ached...
At this time, Zhou Xiaozhen passed by and said, "Sister Xiao, do you have any talismans in stock? There are a few more orders to be shipped."
Yu Xiao: "... right away."
"Knock, knock, knock!" A familiar voice rang outside the door, "Express delivery!"
Zhao Lan covered her heart uncomfortably, "Why is he always so irritable?"
"I'm here! You're really noisy." Zhou Xiaozhen went to open the door.
Yu Xiao squatted on the ground, and suddenly she was a little curious. What does this guy who dared to disrespect the great Dean of St. Elizabeth look like? So she took out her sunglasses and put them on her eyes, and soon the situation outside the door became clear.
Yu Xiao saw a man in a green uniform and a duckbill cap standing at the door. He was quite tall, with a huge green bag at his feet. He was standing with one hand on his waist and holding a courier in the other, waiting for someone in the ward to sign for it.
Yu Xiao couldn't see his face clearly from this angle, so she walked to the door, squatted down and looked up. She saw a thin chin and thin lips...
"What are you looking at?!" The courier suddenly glared at Yu Xiao through the door, "If you look again, I'll dig out your eyes!"
"...I have a bad temper." Yu Xiao was angry, "Do you believe I can complain to you?"
"You've already complained." The courier: "Did it work?"
After that, he stuffed the courier into Zhou Xiaozhen's hand, and then left, dragging the huge green bag that was taller than him.
Zhou Xiaozhen held the parcel and asked curiously: "What does he look like?"
"Very ugly." Yu smiled: "He looks like he weighs more than 300 pounds."
"I knew it." Zhou Xiaozhen seemed to have confirmed something, "It's true that ugly people are more likely to do bad things, and good-looking people have good tempers. Strangely, his hands are quite good-looking."
This parcel was the function card parcel sent by Lu Xun. After opening it, there were indeed two function cards inside. The three of them gathered together and studied the function card. Zhao Lan said, "This one-time appearance-changing card seems to overlap with the function of your wig."
"Yes." Yu Xiao said, "I just want it as a backup."
"What's the use of this one-time deep love card?" Zhou Xiaozhen said while holding the card, "After using it, will I love you deeply?"
"That should be the literal meaning." Yu Xiao took out the one-time bad luck card she had obtained before, "It would be great if this card could be used by others."
"Others are not stupid." Zhao Lan comforted, "Don't be discouraged, this bad luck card... may be very useful in some situations?"
Yu Xiao: "For example?"
"For example..." Zhao Lan was almost unable to make up any more, "For example, when you need it when you are unlucky."
"..."
"Sister Lan." Zhou Xiaozhen didn't understand, "Under what circumstances would people wish for bad luck?"
Zhao Lan couldn't say any more and began to change the subject, "Why don't we think about who Xiaoxiao should become tonight? Are you tired of Leonardo last time?"
"How is that possible!"
...
At night, the three beds in the ward were merged together, and Yu Xiao became Yan Kuan and lay in the middle, with Zhao Lan and Zhou Xiaozhen holding her arms on each side. There was a hand on her chest and another on her lower abdomen.
The three of them leaned against each other and slept soundly.
The midnight bell rang.
"I really want to live another 500 years..."
"Um..." The three of them were woken up at the same time. Zhou Xiaozhen closed her eyes and urged, "Hurry, I'm going to hang up." Yu
Xiao struggled to pull out a hand, fumbled for the phone from the bedside, and answered it in a daze, "Hello, who is it?"
"Come to the hospital, work." George said concisely.
"Um..." Yu Xiao was really sleepy, but she had to go. She didn't want to lose her position as the dean of St. Elizabeth's for the time being.
So she had to crawl over Zhou Xiaozhen, get out of bed and put on her clothes. Halfway through the crawl, Zhou Xiaozhen opened her eyes and saw Yu Xiao crawling on her. She smiled happily, "Sister Xiao, you still understand me. Come on, I'm ready."
Yu Xiao's mood was hard to describe. She climbed out of bed and put on her white coat. Just as she was about to take off her wig, she heard Zhao Lan say, "We agreed to sleep with Xiaozhen for one night. If you leave now, it won't count as one night."
Yu Xiao paused and said, "I'll go like this, and I'll continue to sleep with you when I come back!"
George looked at the strange man in front of him. The disgusting aura emanating from his body reminded George who this man was. Yes, she used this ability to change into his appearance to deceive all the medical staff of St. Elizabeth's. George hated Yu Xiao's ability deeply.
"George." Ever since George helped her to speak well in front of the leader and let her take up the post in the Health Bureau, she had a very good impression of George. "Long time no see, did you miss me~"
George's eyes twitched and he said, "They have found the dean's office. It's time to start working."
"You are so serious, you devil." Yu Xiao said as he walked, "We are already friends. We can talk about things other than work."
George: "If you don't leave now, they will find that there is no one in the office."
"Okay." Yu Xiao returned to the dean's office helplessly. As soon as he closed the door, a group of people followed the running team to the first floor.
The annoying people left his sight, and George's green face looked a little better. He couldn't face Yu Xiao. Every time he saw her, George would be reminded of his stupidity. He was so smart that he wanted to drive Yu Xiao out of St. Elizabeth by getting her promoted. Now he only had regrets in his heart.
What he didn't know was that at this time, a young man in a white shirt came to St. Elizabeth's. He seemed to appear out of thin air. He was neither a medical staff nor a patient.
The young man had a sad look on his face, lowered his head slightly, and his hair was wet as if he had just been caught in the rain. He looked very listless. He walked to the nurse's station and said to the confused nurse, "Hello, is this St. Elizabeth's?"
The nurse stared at him in amazement for a while and said, "Yes."
"I'm looking for the dean." The young man's slender white hands clenched into fists, "Is she there?"
The nurse thought about it and decided to tell George about it first. The guy in front of her looked very weird. She didn't dare to disturb the dean. After all, the dean's anger was not something that anyone could bear.
George was stunned at first after hearing this, but soon he remembered what happened in the hospital recently. The nightmare of the Dream Hospital escaped.
Is he here to find that annoying guy? George's mouth curled up slightly, and his mood suddenly improved. His dormant desire for revenge was revived, and he quickly built a revenge plan in his heart.
The young man waited for a while, and waited for a doctor in a white coat and gold-rimmed glasses.
"Are you looking for the dean?" George asked with a smile.
"Yes." The young man said, "Is she there?"
"You are so lucky." George's smile grew bigger and bigger, "She is right here, in the dean's office on the first floor."
At this time, a circle of people stood outside the dean's office, scratching their heads and looking at the note in their hands. There were four options on the note.
These four options were very unacceptable. The only one that was not so unacceptable was that you had to pay the price of points. They hesitated for a moment, and one of them said, "I kind of want to choose B."
"Huh?" The others were stunned, "You're going to sleep with George?"
"Ahem, what's that? Don't you listen to the news recently?" The man looked embarrassed, "Recently, many people have gained titles by having emotional entanglements with NPCs in dungeons. If George and I... not only will we not lose points, we may even earn points." As
soon as this was said, everyone's eyes lit up. Yes, why didn't we think of it!
They were wavering. On the one hand, giving up their moral integrity in exchange for points was a good deal. How many points is moral integrity worth in a hospital? On the other hand, they were still afraid. George was the attending physician. Who knew what would happen after sleeping with him?
Just when everyone was in a dilemma, a thin figure appeared in the corridor on the first floor.
"Look!" The patients also found him. "Is this also a Saint Elizabeth NPC? It doesn't look like he is. He is not wearing work clothes."
They just watched the young man walk over and stop beside them.
The young man looked up and saw that the words "Director's Office" were indeed written on the door.
He grasped the door handle and twisted it hard, but found that it could not be opened. The door of Saint Elizabeth's Office can only be opened by the director.
So he asked, "How do I open this door?"
The patients beside him were a little confused, "Brother, are you also a patient? Do you want to go in too?"
The young man was not a patient, so he did not nod, but just asked, "How do I get in?"
The patients thought he had acquiesced, after all, who else would want to go into the director's office except for patients? So they stuffed the paper in their hands to the young man, "Maybe you can get in by choosing the options."
The young man looked down and saw a multiple-choice question.
"In order to get the results you want, what are you willing to pay for it?
A. Let Iron Bull choose any part of your body to eat. B. Have a night of romance with George. C. Beat George up. D. Pay points."
The young man thought about it. First of all, he had no points, so he couldn't choose D first. Secondly, he was a nightmare, and was not actually a complete entity, so he couldn't let people eat him. As for B, he didn't want to choose, so he decided to choose C.
Thinking of this, he ticked C, and then asked everyone with sparkling eyes, "Then what? What should I do?"
"..." Everyone watched him choose C, so they were a little confused, "Are you stupid? You want to beat George? He is the attending physician!"
This was the first time that Mengyan left the dream world. He didn't know much about the outside world, but he knew an attending physician, Fanxing. Fanxing was not that good, otherwise he would not have let him escape. So he thought George should be similar to Fanxing and could be beaten.
"I'll choose this." Mengyan said, "What should I do?"
"..."
George, who was in his office, was very proud. He just thought of a wonderful way to take revenge, which was to let Mengyan laugh at him. He didn't know why Meng Yan wanted to see Yu Xiao, was it for revenge or something else. He didn't care, he just wanted Meng Yan to see Yu Xiao.
If Meng Yan wanted revenge, that would be great, he could sit here and watch Meng Yan's revenge. If Meng Yan didn't want revenge, that would also be great, he could report Yu Xiao for not reporting the truth and shielding Meng Yan.
In short, he won no matter what, and he felt that he had won a lot.
Just as he was thinking happily, there was a knock on the door.
George sensed it and found that it was Meng Yan. Why did he come back? What was he doing here?
George opened the door in confusion and asked kindly, "Why are you here? Are you in trouble?"
Mengyan shook his head and said, "They said they have to beat you up before you can enter the dean's office."
George: "..."
George: "!!!"
"Who said that?!" George exploded, "Did Yu Xiao ask you to do this?!"
At this time, in the dean's office, Yu Xiao said tremblingly: "Congratulations on making the right choice, you can leave immediately."
Everyone outside was stunned. We haven't chosen yet, how can we make the right choice? Then they soon found that they really left St. Elizabeth and returned to the ward.
This scared Yu Xiao, she just heard the sound of nightmare!
After sending those patients away, she also quickly left St. Elizabeth and returned to the ward. The ward was dark, and the two sisters were dreaming beautifully.
Yu Xiao didn't hesitate at all, she called the medical dispute office immediately.
"Sorry, the user you called is out of service area..."
Yu Xiao threw her phone away, and said that she would call to report the nightmare immediately, but the reporting phone was not connected, what's the point!