Chapter 173 Comparing Urine Length with the General
Du Xueyi stood up quickly, "General... General, you... you are kidding me... How could you be a woman? We have bathed together, fallen down together... and... we even had a peeing competition..."
He spoke incoherently and backed away repeatedly.
A general who pees while standing can't be a woman!
He is not as smart as the general, but he is not so smart that he can't even tell the difference between men and women.
Wei Qingyan frowned and shouted, "Sit down."
A familiar commanding tone.
Du Xueyi's body obeyed his instincts and he quickly sat back in his chair, still muttering, "Impossible, impossible.
Senior Lan said that your disguise skills have reached the pinnacle now, but, but you don’t have to disguise yourself as before to comfort me.
I... I am indeed an incompetent person. I failed to save you, failed to protect the Fang family, and let Xiaoxiao suffer so much under my nose..."
"Shut up." Wei Qingyan said sternly, "People can have emotions and reflect on themselves, but they can't belittle themselves because of them."
She loosened her wrist guard, rolled up her sleeves, and revealed the scars on her arm. "Look carefully."
The face can be disguised, but the injury on the arm cannot be faked in such a short time.
Du Xueyi also understood the reason, unless the general had lied in advance.
But why did the general fake some injuries on his body in advance?
Even though I think this way, it’s still hard to believe.
Until he saw Wei Qingyan take off his shoes and socks and roll up his trouser legs to his knees.
Wei Qingyan pointed to the scar on his calf and said, "During the third battle with Wudan, I was shot in the leg by an enemy arrow while trying to save Deputy General Chang. Do you remember?"
"Remember."
Du Xueyi was stunned. "So, you really are a girl. Is this your true form?"
The metaphor of true self sounded a bit strange, but that was roughly the meaning. Wei Qingyan was too lazy to argue with him and nodded.
"Then, how did you become a man?"
Even when he was drunk, he was dragged by the soldiers to see who could pee farther.
Wei Qingyan put his trouser legs back on, put on his shoes and socks, and said, "That's my brother, my dear brother."
"How can you have a brother? Don't you only have Wei Wanyi as your sister? Madam Wei gave birth to three children back then?"
Du Xueyi felt that his brain was not enough, and he threw out several questions at once.
"I'm not a child of the Wei family. I'm Lan Shu's biological daughter."
Lan Shu's children are the emperor's children, the twins murdered by the queen.
At this point, Du Xueyi understood everything. He stared at Wei Qingyan for a long time before digesting the news.
After a long moment, he looked a little strange, "You told Shi Yu that you are a woman. He knew you were a woman, so that's why he treated you so well?
That's not right, he's your uncle, how can you get married?"
"No, he discovered it when he was collecting my body."
Then, Wei Qingyan told Du Xueyi about Shi Yu's sacrifice of soul fire for her, replacing her with Abu's body, and how the fat monk resurrected her.
The fact that Shi Yu was not a royal son could only be mentioned vaguely.
The jealousy that Du Xueyi had just felt suddenly turned into shame, "In that case, it is indeed my fault that Shi Yu did not treat you well."
As for the fact that Shi Yu was not the son of the late emperor, he accepted it well.
Whether Shi Yu is the late emperor's son or not, isn't he Du Xueyi's friend and the general's future husband?
"That's enough. You're a grown man, but you're acting like a woman. Why do you care about these things?" Wei Qingyan slapped him on the back of his head.
This was the general Du Xueyi was familiar with. His eyes were slightly red. "Then are you still my boss?"
Wei Qingyan looked at him and said, "If you recognize me, then I am you."
"I admit it." Du Xueyi nodded repeatedly.
Wei Qingyan laughed, "You don't look like a Minister of Justice at all. I heard that you've done a lot of work in the Ministry of Justice recently and even received praise from the Emperor."
"You were the one who planned for that position. I can't embarrass you." Du Xueyi calmed down and straightened his body.
Seeing that he was no longer obsessed with trivial matters, Wei Qingyan's mood also improved. He couldn't help but teasingly said, "Du Shangshu, do your best. You are now my brother and the support of my mother's family."
Du Xueyi's thoughts returned to the fact that the general was going to marry Prince Rong.
Now that he knew the general was indeed a woman, his previous guilt disappeared, and instead he felt a little proud. "Then I will be Shi Yu's brother-in-law from now on. Wouldn't he have to call me brother too?"
Wei Qingyan's lips twitched.
With Du Xueyi's ability to change his emotions, was she just worrying too much?
She had never called Du Xueyi "big brother" before, so being able to make Shi Yu call him "big brother" was Du Xueyi's ability.
But looking back at what has happened over the years, it is almost impossible for Du Xueyi to take advantage of Shi Yu.
Du Xueyi understood Wei Qingyan's thoughts and suddenly put on the authority of a brother, "You are a girl now, you should behave like a girl. You can no longer take off your shoes and socks in front of men, not even in front of your brother.
And your sitting posture, you should learn how other girls sit. Your tea drinking movements are not good either, you need to be gentler and slower..."
He not only wanted to take advantage of Shi Yu, but also wanted to take advantage of the general.
Wei Qingyan, "..."
If she remembered correctly, Du Xueyi had complained about her drinking tea like a woman many times before.
Seeing Du Xueyi still chattering.
Wei Qingyan lost his patience and put down the teacup in his hand, "Du Shangshu, let's fight!"
When Wei Shiran brought Gong Jin over, Du Xueyi was being rubbed against the wall by Wei Qingyan.
Wei Qingyan let him go out of consideration for Du Xueyi, the Minister of Justice.
Du Xueyi straightened out his messy words, looking very disappointed, and said, "Brother said this is all for your own good."
Seeing Wei Qingyan clench his fists again, he hurriedly said, "Take good care of Sister Shi Ran. I'll go and get busy."
He hurried along, muttering, "When I was a man, I couldn't beat him. Now, when I'm a woman, why can't I beat him? Girls are so strong, but they don't know how to give way to their brothers."
Du Xueyi was a little upset after failing to provoke Wei Qingyan again.
Gong Jin was close to him and could hear clearly. He knew that his mother had come to see the master to discuss important matters and that the master had no time to teach him for the time being, so he followed Du Xueyi with bright eyes.
He was really curious. His master was so powerful, yet Du Shangshu dared to challenge him.
Wei Shiran had no time to care about her son's whereabouts. She pulled Wei Qingyan aside and said, "Why did the emperor suddenly set a date for your wedding? The person who sent the letter home is still on the way."
Wei Shiran would write a letter to her grandmother every month. If there was any major event in the capital, she would inform her in a subtle way as agreed upon by them.
Wei Qingyan learned from her eldest sister that her grandmother had long known that she was a woman, and had a serious illness after she died in battle.
Now that she was still often saddened by her death, she agreed to Wei Shiran's suggestion and concealed the news that she was still alive, was now the sister of Anyuan Marquis, and was married to Prince Rong in the content of the family letter.
"Grandmother also knew about father's arrangement. You also have a share of the property in our hometown.
Now that my grandmother knows about you and Prince Rong, she will definitely order someone to send the family property to the capital as your dowry.
I don’t know if I can make it in time. If I don’t, I’m afraid she will feel regretful.”
Wei Qingyan had little contact with her grandmother, and her grandmother's attitude towards her came from her eldest sister's oral description. If it were in the past, Wei Qingyan would not be able to understand that kind of feeling, and might not believe it.
But these days, she truly felt how much her elder sister, who seemed to be a stranger to her before, actually cared for and protected her.
She was also willing to believe that far away in her hometown, there was a white-haired old man who was thinking about her.
Wei Qingyan's heart softened, "Sister, when I go to find my master, I want to go back to my hometown to see my grandmother."
She also wanted to ask her grandmother about her father, perhaps she knew something.
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