The Jade Emperor looked at little Xuanxuan and suddenly burst into tears, frightening the two children into trying to comfort him. It's said that as people age, they become more childish, and the older they get, the more they like to nitpick.
Now Laojun, who likes to care about others, has been plotted against by Xiaoxuanxuan. How can he understand this?
He had no hobbies except refining and collecting various elixirs. His elixirs were all top-grade, infused with spiritual energy, and he only had a few million of them. If Xiao Xuanxuan took them all, then... well, then... he might as well have been struck dead by lightning!
But he was afraid of pain...
So the troubled Taishang Laojun did nothing but sit outside the door of Tushita Palace and cry.
"Xiao Xuanxuan, Taishang Laojun is really pitiful. Why don't we think of other ways?" Xiao Yueyue softened her heart instantly when she saw that the objects of worship that she used to see often in temples in the mortal world were now turned into this state by Xiao Xuanxuan.
After hearing what Xiao Yueyue said, Taishang Laojun immediately raised his head pitifully, and with tears in his eyes, he pulled Xiao Yueyue and said, "You are such a good girl. Laojun loves you!"
"Don't cry, Laojun. Xiaoxuanxuan is also very well behaved and kind!"
Xiao Yueyue touched the head of Tianshang Laojun, like coaxing a child, a cat or a puppy. Taishang Laojun not only did not think there was anything wrong, but rubbed his head on Xiao Yueyue's arm and said pitifully:
"How could I not see that he was well-behaved and kind? Wuwuwu... He almost took my life, how could he be well-behaved or kind? Wuwuwu... He is the most annoying child I have ever seen!"
Xiao Xuanxuan: “…”
At this moment, Xiao Xuanxuan also felt that he had gone too far. He actually didn't come here to ask for elixirs, he came here to ask for herbs. He asked for elixirs just to piss off Laojun, and then when both sides were in a difficult situation, he would compromise and maybe Laojun would give him some herbs.
Who knew that a few random words could trigger the oath of heaven and earth? Now Laojun was faced with the choice of either giving him all the elixirs in the mansion or being struck by lightning. He felt very sorry for Laojun at this moment.
"Laojun, don't cry!" Xiao Xuanxuan pulled one of Laojun's long sleeves and shook him.
"Go away! Wuuwuwu... From today on, the child I hate the most is you, Xiaoxuanxuan! From now on, I will never be friends with you for the rest of my life! Wuuwuwu..."
Xiao Xuanxuan: “…” Sweat dripping.
"Laojun, how about this? Let me go to your herb mountain to pick some magical herbs, and then I will give you 50% of all the elixirs I get in your mansion."
Upon hearing this, Taishang Laojun's eyes lit up, and then he immediately thought of something and started cursing back: "You unlucky child, even your mother isn't as cruel as you! You've really gone too far. You ate my child, and now you want to swallow me and me too! Do you think I'm stupid? I'm going to give you all those herbs, but I'd rather be struck by lightning!"
Too much, really too much! Although it took him millions of years to refine these one million pills, these pills are precious, but if they are lost, they can be refined again. Because he has an inexhaustible supply of immortal herbs, with the immortal herbs, one day he will be able to make a comeback and collect one million pills again.
But if he gave all the magic herbs to this little bastard, he would be left penniless.
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My dear friends, the completion of the main story means the book is finished. The extra chapters are just for fun. If you don't like them, you can just skip them. So I sincerely ask you not to make requests like "Don't write this, skip this plot." "I don't like him, please write XXX." Because the author will not delete the plot just because you don't like it.
New articles will be published after mid-November, as I need to conceive the plot, outline, and save drafts. Otherwise, with work and childcare, there will be at least two days a week when I can't even update once a day. Therefore, for the sake of continuity and to ensure the author's quality, new articles will not be published earlier. Please forgive me.
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