Xiao Xuanxuan said: "I won't take all of your magical herbs, I just want 20% of them."
"Not even one percent!" Laozi roared.
"Well, then I'll go in and get the elixir!" After saying that, Xiao Xuanxuan prepared to go in and get it himself. Taishang Laojun was so good at playing tricks that even if there was a heaven and earth contract, he could spend his whole life with him.
"Wait, wait!" Seeing that Xiao Xuanxuan was about to get violent, Taishang Laojun was so frightened that he quickly pounced on the ground and grabbed Xiao Xuanxuan's calf. Then, while the two children were speechless and holding their foreheads, he stood up with his legs bent, bent over, and said with a smile:
"Although I don't know what you're going to do with the herbs, I can give you 10% of the herbs from the medicine mountain. But you have to promise me that it's 10% of each type, not just the total. Otherwise, if you make my magic herbs extinct, who will I cry to? As for the pills, I'll give you 100. You can choose whatever you want. How about that?"
At this moment, Taishang Laojun truly felt that he was extremely humiliating.
Before, when someone asked him for a pill, he would lose half his life. Now he actually begged Xiao Xuanxuan to give him a hundred pills.
Xiao Xuanxuan opened his eyes with such clarity that Taishang Laojun saw the light, and he shouted in his heart: I agree! I agree! I agree!
"Laojun, have you read too many fantasy myths? I could have taken all your pills, but now you only give me a hundred. Do you think I'm a child and easy to fool?" Xiao Xuanxuan asked seriously.
"Oh, you are not a child at all! You are my ancestor for eighteen generations! My little ancestor, how dare an old man like me fool you?" Anyway, he has no ancestors, as long as Xiao Xuanxuan is willing to let him go, he will accept him as his ancestor.
Xiao Xuanxuan sighed: "Grandpa Laojun, it's getting late. I'm going in to get the elixir. I hope you can abide by the agreement in the oath." After that, he took another step with his short and thick legs and prepared to enter.
Taishang Laojun quickly grabbed the man and looked at the sky. Damn, he was lying to him, saying, "Black people have never been in the sun, right? This is the state of the Heavenly Palace all day long. How could he have seen that it was getting late? How could he let this wolf in when they hadn't even agreed on the price?"
Oh, his little pill! I feel so bad!
"Then... that one gram of immortal herb, plus 120 pills?" Taishang Laojun asked cautiously, fearing that he would offend this little ancestor again.
Xiao Xuanxuan rolled his eyes, and the other little kids fell directly off the ladder.
Is there anyone who bargains like this? I've heard from the Emperor of Heaven that there are at least a million pills in the Taishang Laojun's mansion. Now he's bargaining for 20 pills at a time. How long will this negotiation take?
"No, 20% of the magical herbs, 4,999,980 pills!" Okay, 20 pills per person, who can't count?
As Xiao Xuanxuan finished speaking, the two immortal children from the Tushita Palace also fell from the air to the ground.
Alas... Tianzun has finally found his opponent today.
"No! One level of immortal grass, 140 pills!"
"No, 20% of the immortal grass, 4,999,960 pills!"
"No! One level of immortal grass, 160 pills!"
"No, 20% of the immortal grass, 4,999,940 pills!"
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Sometimes, a match made in heaven does not only refer to men and women. For example, Xiaoxuanxuan and Taishang Laojun can definitely be considered a perfect match made in heaven.
A few little kids and two fairy children finally sat on the ground, listening to the two men bargaining for an hour, but they were still enjoying it.
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