Immortals continued to arrive in batches to congratulate the baby on his birth. Seeing that the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen Mother were overwhelmed, Taishang Laojun immediately prepared to escape.
The longer he stayed here, the more danger he would face, and the more people would laugh at him.
Sigh... even though he's the great Taishang Laojun, he's almost traumatized by these people making fun of him! He needs to go back and take some pills quickly to avoid depression in the future.
While the Queen Mother was still licking the candied haws from the baby's side, another god came from the other side to give the baby a gift. The Jade Emperor saw the opportunity, slipped away, and prepared to run away.
He reduced his visibility to the minimum, trying to blend in among the thousands of immortals.
But just as I took three steps back and turned around to leave, the baby started crying again.
"Wow..." A loud baby cry resounded throughout the Holy Palace again, and all the immortals stopped what they were doing and looked towards the baby.
At this moment, the baby's small body, as small as a lotus root, was desperately trying to jump diagonally to the rear. Everyone looked in the direction of the baby's movement and saw Taishang Laojun who was about to run away.
Taishang Laojun once again became the focus of everyone's attention.
After feeling everyone's gaze, Taishang Laojun broke out in a cold sweat, thinking that if he stayed, his pearl would be in danger. After a very short final struggle between heaven and man, reason finally triumphed over emotion, and he prepared to leave without stopping.
"Cock-chicken... cock-chicken! Wow... cock-chicken..."
The baby looked at the back of Taishang Laojun and cried heartbrokenly, calling "Jiji" while crying.
After hearing this, Taishang Laojun thought to himself, you little brat, you can't even pronounce the word correctly, but you already know how to ask for the treasure, and you can't stop thinking about my treasure.
I won’t give it to you, I won’t give it to you, I just won’t give it to you. Anyway, what you want is a chicken, not pearls.
I continued to grease my feet, and the crying from behind became louder.
"C-Cock... Big-Cock-Cock!"
The baby's cry shocked everyone.
Some immortals who had just arrived and didn't understand the situation looked towards Taishang Laojun, secretly guessing that Laojun must have taken too many tonic pills, otherwise he wouldn't even call a one-day-old baby "Big-cock".
The baby's cry made Taishang Laojun, who was running away, stagger and almost fall.
But the shouts of "big cock-cock" from behind became louder and louder, until it was deafening.
The Emperor of Heaven and the Queen Mother could not bear to listen any longer, and finally, the Emperor of Heaven spoke.
"Taiyi."
Although the cry was neither painful nor itchy, neither loud nor soft, to the ears of Taishang Laojun, it sounded like a demon from hell.
Woo woo woo~ Is this a way to kill him?
Taishang Laojun turned his head and looked mournfully at the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen Mother, hoping they would spare him this heavy bleeding, considering their relationship as superiors and friends. Didn't they know he'd just been blackmailed by Xiao Xuanxuan and was seriously injured? He'd been in seclusion, but he'd come out for his disciple, yet they were still blackmailing him like this. Was this family really doing this right?
But at this moment, the gazes of the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen Mother fell on the baby with great kindness, and the baby's gaze fell on the big pearl.
The Emperor of Heaven said, "Baby, this is called a big pearl. You can call it Big Pearl. Come on, call it one. If you call it right, Grandpa will make the decision and let Grandpa Laojun give this big pearl to you."
Taishang Laojun's eyes widened. "Are you kidding me? This is his pearl, okay?! He didn't even ask for my permission, and they just made the decision. How is this any different from kidnapping someone?"
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