Chapter 104
[Holy crap! What's Sister Hu up to now?]
[National defense! That's national defense!]
I've looked into it; Sister Hu sent several sunny and cheerful young men to the military unit.
Wow, I've seen entrepreneurs donate money and goods to charity, but I've never seen it directly linked to this.
You know what, even though this whole thing is outrageous, it suddenly makes sense once Sister Hu's name is involved.
As more people discussed it, many people with inside information emerged.
Curious onlookers love to hear the details.
Their appearance greatly satisfied netizens' curiosity, and many people even took screenshots and saved them, waiting for the original post to be deleted so they could make a fortune from the screenshots.
Unfortunately, their preparations were completely in vain this time.
These insider messages were not only not deleted, but the most interesting one was even liked by the official account.
Stop guessing, I'll tell you the truth: Ms. Hu was so frightened by the obsessive displays of affection from foreigners that she hired bodyguards and simultaneously donated money to national defense.
Thanks to nature for its gifts.
[Just popping in to say hello, Sister Hu's movie is coming out soon, everyone remember to support it.]
Those with money, please support us financially; those without, please just show your support by being there. Even just having some fun is appreciated!
Among the netizens who expressed their feelings, a few were also subtly promoting their own films, and even managed to give Hu Zhenzhen a shout-out for her movie.
No one dared to speak up under this Weibo post.
After all, this is under an official Weibo post; if anything were said at this moment, it would truly become a walking advertisement for 500,000 followers.
"Chen Kai, how is it? Has he left?"
On the day this incident became a trending topic, Hu Zhenzhen specifically found a translator to translate it and post it on foreign websites.
When asked this question, Chen Kai looked somewhat embarrassed.
"Boss, the person hasn't left."
Why aren't you leaving even after all this?
Hu Zhenzhen really didn't expect this.
"Is he still waiting outside the film and television base?"
Chen Kai nodded. "But boss, he's found a new job outside our film and television base now."
"A new job?"
Chen Kai couldn't help but smile when this was mentioned.
That foreigner was also quick-witted.
He came here from abroad, and he has to spend money on accommodation and food.
He couldn't just do nothing and waste money every day without seeing Hu Zhenzhen.
So, this man got the idea to start a business.
"He sells pizzas at the entrance of the film and television base."
"ha?"
Hu Zhenzhen asked in confusion, "Is anyone going to buy it?"
There is a restaurant in the base, and Hu Zhenzhen employs chefs who are very good at cooking.
Actors are in a profession that requires a certain physique, so under these circumstances, most people at the film studio wouldn't be interested in his pizza.
Of course, it's also possible that the staff might enjoy pizza.
"Someone went to buy it," Chen Kai indeed gave Hu Zhenzhen a positive answer.
However, before the boss could even ask, he proactively explained the situation clearly.
"But I'm not one of the people working at the film studio. Everyone's too busy filming to buy this."
Chen Kai didn't keep you in suspense, "The ones who actually went to buy it were the paparazzi who were staking out the door."
Hu Zhenzhen was stunned for a moment, then suddenly laughed.
"Are there paparazzi outside our film studio?"
It's no wonder she was puzzled; when the paparazzi decided to completely withdraw from the film and television base back then, it even became a trending topic.
Hu Zhenzhen, along with many netizens, thoroughly explored the trending topics.
Hu Zhenzhen finds it unbelievable that paparazzi are still staking out outside the film and television base of Jianghu Film and Television.
“There weren’t many originally,” Chen Kai couldn’t help but laugh.
"It started after this foreign friend appeared."
These paparazzi originally wanted to get an exclusive shot of Hu Zhenzhen.
Unexpectedly, Hu Zhenzhen hasn't been to the Jianghu Film and Television Base at all these days.
This time, the paparazzi, who were prepared, weren't thirsty; they had brought plenty of bottled water and bread.
But if the waiting time is too long, people will get tired of eating the same thing all the time.
After the pizza stand set up by a friend abroad, the paparazzi were immediately interested.
They figured the person was a foreigner and probably didn't know much about the situation here, so they simply sent a representative out to buy it, completely unafraid of being discovered by the person in question.
"You might not notice it in a day, but if it's just one person going to buy things every day, and buying a huge amount each time, people will have noticed long ago."
That's what Chen Kai was laughing about.
"This foreigner is a bit cunning. He noticed but didn't show it. He just added a lot of extra toppings every time he sold pizzas."
"French fries, fried chicken, and drinks—things that don't cost much outside—are all priced the same as in high-end restaurants here."
Hu Zhenzhen asked with a smile, "Paparazzi aren't that stupid, are they? They won't keep getting ripped off forever."
“That’s the logic,” Chen Kai shrugged, “but there’s only one food stall around, and the paparazzi still bought food there for several days.”
"After they stopped buying, the foreigner left in the afternoon."
“If they buy something, the foreign friends will stay for a day; if they don’t buy anything, they will only stay for half a day.”
Hu Zhenzhen shook her head, "This person is too cunning."
“That’s right,” Chen Kai said. “The paparazzi were originally there to get gossip about this person and you. They’ve been here for so many days, they’re not going to give up. So they just kept buying pizzas from this foreigner.”
Chen Kai said that he had listened.
Hu Zhenzhen, however, felt somewhat unsatisfied and pressed for more information, asking, "And then, how did you find out about this?"
"The paparazzi themselves told our security guards."
Hu Zhenzhen considered many possibilities, but this was the one she never thought of.
"What happened?"
When this was mentioned, Chen Kai's expression became somewhat subtle.
He phrased it more tactfully, "Boss, as you know, pizza is fine to eat for a day or two, but foreigners mainly get their vegetables from salads, so this guy simply won't sell it."
"It's normal for paparazzi to have trouble going to the toilet after eating so many high-calorie carbohydrates for so many days."
"Pfft!" Hu Zhenzhen almost choked on a mouthful of water.
"What did you say?"
Chen Kai scratched his chin. Now that things had come to this point, if the boss wanted to know the details, he had no reason to hide it from him.
"You should know that those paparazzi are usually very careful to keep a low profile."
Chen Kai paused for a moment, then decided to speak directly.
"There are usually no outsiders at our film and television base. The toilets are all inside, so paparazzi can basically relieve themselves anywhere."
Hu Zhenzhen silently put down her water glass.
She knew this, after all, the area outside the film studio was just an undeveloped wasteland, with nowhere for these paparazzi to relieve themselves.
"This time, none of them could use the restroom. The problem was really unsolvable, so they took the initiative to find our security guards, hoping to get out of the park and borrow the restrooms."
“You’ve emphasized the issue of paparazzi before, so the security guards naturally didn’t agree.”
"They had no choice but to tell the security guard the truth, and the security guard let them in and immediately notified me."
That's why Chen Kai knew such detailed information.
Hu Zhenzhen understood, but there was still one thing she didn't understand.
"They...can't go out, they should go to the hospital, why are they looking for our toilet?"
Hu Zhenzhen doesn't have this problem, so I really don't know why.
Chen Kai understood all too well and couldn't bring himself to explain.
The two stared at each other for a few seconds.
Chen Kai saw pure confusion in his boss's eyes.
His naiveté made it even harder for him to speak.
"Um," Chen Kai thought for a while and decided to ask first, "Boss, do you know of a medicine called glycerin suppository?"
As soon as he said that, Hu Zhenzhen understood instantly.
After realizing what she had asked, her ears burned with embarrassment.
"Ahem, well, let's arrange a car to take all these paparazzi back to the city, lest they really get sick from being cooped up for too long."
"Don't worry, boss, they've already been sent away."
The Jianghu Film and Television Base is indeed quite remote. It takes at least an hour and a half to get to the nearest large hospital by car.
Hu Zhenzhen guessed that the glycerin suppositories in the paparazzi's hands were all prescribed by the village doctors in the nearby villages after driving for more than ten minutes.
The small clinic in the village can't treat any serious illnesses.
However, this type of constipation is exactly within their finger's width, and glycerin suppositories are a common medicine on hand.
Children in the village inevitably have this problem, and glycerin suppositories are among the most commonly sold medicines under these circumstances.
However, in most cases, it is the parents who buy them for their children.
It's rare to see adults coming to buy, especially those who look pale and sickly and are clearly buying for themselves.
The doctor at the clinic even enthusiastically suggested that the paparazzi who wanted to buy medicine resolve their issues at the clinic.
However, all the paparazzi had this problem; they only sent one person out to buy medicine. Now that he's solved his own problem, he might not even have the strength to drive the car back.
Because of this, the paparazzi who came to buy medicine persisted for a while and decided to solve the problem with his brothers.
There's no problem with using the toilet outdoors.
After all, we're all men. With the weeds blocking the way, we just took off our pants and were done in a few minutes.
However, things like applying glycerin suppositories cannot be done in the wild.
After all, it's not easy to squeeze into this thing when you squat down, and if you really have to ask your companion to squeeze in, the scene would be too bizarre.
That's why the paparazzi insisted on using the toilets at the film studio.
It was an hour later when they had all finished resolving the problem.
The security guard who let them in was afraid they were using this as an excuse to come in and take photos secretly, so he kept watch at the entrance of the men's restroom.
Unexpectedly, the wait lasted for an hour.
When the paparazzi finally came out, their legs were numb from squatting, and they looked like they were on the verge of collapse.
The security guard at the door couldn't believe they were faking it; only someone who was really having severe diarrhea could be so weak.
He took pity on the group and led them to the security room. He gave each person a bottle of water and asked Xiao Li, who was on duty, to drive them away.
"After they came out of the toilet, Captain Zhang of the security team arranged for someone to take them to the hospital in the city center."
Chen Kai pushed up his glasses. "I heard that several of them went to the emergency room and spent half a day getting IV fluids there."
"That's good."
Hu Zhenzhen drank some water to calm her nerves.
This time, Chen Kai learned his lesson and waited until the boss finished drinking the water before speaking.
"Boss, it's not actually that good."
Hu Zhenzhen glanced at him with a complicated expression. "Could it be?"
“That’s right,” Chen Kai’s expression was also subtle. “This matter got out and almost became a trending topic.”
"Luckily, it didn't actually trend on social media."
Hu Zhenzhen was relieved.
Otherwise, this would be too ridiculous, and people would laugh at us for a long time.
"It was already nearing the end of its trending topics, but those paparazzi found out and paid money to suppress it."
After Chen Kai finished speaking, Hu Zhenzhen felt a little sorry for the paparazzi.
Not only did they fail to capture anything, they also lost a lot of money.
"...Being a paparazzi is a high-risk profession."
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