Ivan asked Luo Xiaoxiao: "If you wake up and become me, and look in the mirror, what will you do?"
The Portuguese tilted his head and wrinkled his nose: "Emmmm, I'll probably take out Little Ivan first."
Then he was pinched on the face by Ivan.
He puffed up his cheeks and pressed the place where he was pinched: "I'm just telling the truth..."
He looked at Ivan: "Ivan, you have to teach me those habits that make you live like a 31-year-old..."
Ivan nodded: "Of course."
Luo Xiaoxiao: "And the correct posture for being a referee!"
"Yes."
"Ah, that's interesting. I'd like to try drawing cards."
Ivan: “…”
The director over there heard it and said: "Hey, you guys can do whatever you want, whatever makes you interesting."
Luo Xiaoxiao: Hehehehe.jpg
Ivan: “…”
Then Alvin went to change into his pajamas. Everyone watched Alvin open his closet, and at a glance, there were more than twenty sets of high-end silk pajamas alone.
#It turns out that we work to live, while rich people work for fun!
#Looking at Evan’s daily attire, who the hell can tell that he is a rich second-generation? Flip the table!
Luo Xiaoxiao came over and picked out the most colorful and flashy one, and handed it to Ivan: "I think this one looks the best."
Ivan looked at the pajamas he had never worn before and said, "Okay, I'll wear it."
He followed him to the bed and got on it. The photographer was ready. Luo Xiaoxiao walked behind the photographer, very interested.
Mr. Butler has to make a cameo appearance. In the photographer's lens, it is now morning. In this villa that looks like a big castle, the door of the quaint room with intricate patterns is knocked.
"Master, it's time to get up."
Luo Xiaoxiao covered her mouth.
The person on the bed was sleeping and was awakened by a knock on the door. His eyelids moved and the camera gave a close-up of his face.
Ivan opened his eyes and stared at the ceiling, seemingly half awake. Thinking he was dreaming, he closed his eyes again.
"Master," the person knocked again, "It's 7 o'clock in the morning. Your morning run is scheduled from 7:15 to 7:45."
Ivan turned around impatiently and covered his head with the quilt.
Luo Xiaoxiao: Phew.
Three seconds later, there was a faint scratching sound outside the door, followed by the tender cry of a cat.
"Meow meow meow!" It's time for the master to get up!
There was also a photographer outside the door. Ivan's cat was brought over by the housekeeper. The little thing was very cute and very cooperative.
Ivan finally sat up. He reached out to find the alarm clock, but couldn't find it after searching for a long time. He turned around and found that the bedside table was still far away from him.
However, it was already dawn outside, and his first reaction was to touch his hair. The alarm clock did not ring at four o'clock last night, so he slept through the time for applying hairspray perfectly.
etc……
Where is this? !
Luo Xiaoxiao: Haha!
The director nodded with satisfaction, saying, "Okay, the acting is good."
Ivan opened his eyes wide in astonishment, and with his hair messed up by himself, he actually looked a little cute.
#Luo Xiaoxiao's middle school attributes get√
Alvin lifted the quilt and got out of bed, but he couldn't find his slippers, so he walked around the bed barefoot before he found them.
The camera gave a close-up of his calves and feet, wow, so beautiful.
No! This is definitely not a dream! Where is this? He raised his arm, touched the completely different pajamas on his body, looked around, opened his closet... Holy shit! This cabinet is totally not his style of pajamas!
who is he? ! Alvin saw the mirror and quickly ran to the floor-length mirror. The tall, full-length mirror perfectly reflected his appearance.
#Mirror, mirror, who is the most handsome man in the world? !
Ivan was confused. He lifted up his pajamas and looked at his eight-pack abs.
#This muscle looks cool, but it doesn’t seem to be his!
Luo Xiaoxiao: Damn, Alvin really understands him!
Irwin continued.
He rubs his face in front of the mirror. Who is this handsome guy? There is actually someone as handsome as Chris!
Wait, this person looks familiar, isn’t this my good friend Alvin?
what happened?
He opened the door of the room, and the cats that were still scratching the door didn't stop and pounced on his feet with a plop.
Ten eyes met.
“Meow!!!”
“Ahhhh!”
The butler heard the sound and ran up: "What happened, Master?"
Ivan was confused and said, "What young master?! I am Cristiano Ronaldo!"
housekeeper:"……"
The furry cat: “Meow meow meow!”
#This is not the owner! Meow meow meow!
Luo Xiaoxiao was trying to hold back her laughter, her shoulders were shaking, and she had to hold back from laughing out loud.
Butler: "Master, you should change your clothes. It's already 7:05."
Director: "Cut! You can change your clothes for the next one!"
Alvin then went to change his clothes, and Luo Xiaoxiao followed him under the pretext of teaching Alvin his living habits, and the two of them were whispering to each other.
The cats didn't understand why so many people came to the house. When they saw Alvin there and found that their owner had not left, they were quite happy and came over to meow at Alvin.
Ivan touched them and said, "You performed well. I will feed you some dried fish later."
Ricky: "Meow!"
Luo Xiaoxiao moved and moved closer to Ivan. Perhaps he had stepped on the invisible 38th parallel and invaded the cat's territory, so Ricky got furious.
#Sure enough, even Ivan’s cat has good acting skills.
Article 2.
Alvin went downstairs and saw a house with a completely different decoration style from his own. However, Luo Xiaoxiao was a man who had seen big scenes, so he remained calm.
He went out for a run and almost couldn't find his way back. He changed his clothes and the housekeeper took him to the dining room at home.
He came to the restaurant and Ms. DeWitt made a friendly appearance. She was sitting there and Irvin didn't know her. He pulled out a chair and sat down, not knowing how to get along with this strange mother.
Ms. DeWitt frowned and said, "What's wrong with you today? Why are you sitting in the guest seat?"
Luo Xiaoxiao: Damn, there is such a thing! He quickly wrote it down.
"What are you standing there for? Come and sit over here." Ivan did as he was told and sat next to his mother.
Ms. DeWitt's acting skills... No, she doesn't need any acting skills. She just needs to watch Ivan pretending to be clumsy in his movements and looking puzzled at everything, and then she can act in her true colors.
Then he went to drive Alvin's car. Alvin groped around for a long time and finally found the garage. He immediately got into the Ferrari and drove out at a whoosh.
The second guard of the DeWitt family was confused: "..."
#Did their young master take the wrong medicine today? !
There is a bug in this script. When two people run into each other's bodies, their first reaction is not to look for their original bodies, but to just use each other's bodies. But it's interesting because of the bugs.
Finally, we took another wave of photos... Alvin wore the most colorful pajamas, set the alarm in the middle of the night, got up at four in the morning, and fiddled with his hairstyle in the bathroom, applying hairspray like crazy, and completely made it look like Luo Xiaoxiao's style.
Alvin doesn’t know how to do it himself, so it was Luo Xiaoxiao who did it for him in the behind-the-scenes footage.
Get the DeWitt Manor scene√
The director was very satisfied with Ivan's improvisation. A large group of people moved to the stadium and the extras were in place.
What we want to show here is the Premier League stadium, and the scene can be produced later. Alvin recalled the rules he knew as a player before he learned to be a referee. If he were Luo Xiaoxiao, it would be enough for him to be forced to be the referee now.
Luo Xiaoxiaopai's Alvin walked onto the court. He looked quite competent, but everyone was confused by his look. Was this referee here to walk on the catwalk?
It’s fine that his hairstyle is so flashy that it overshadows all the other players... but why the hell does he always pull out cards? !
Before the first half was over, he had already given out two red cards and n yellow cards!
And… oh shit! Why did the referee carry the ball for no apparent reason? !
Luo Xiaoxiao's positioning as Ivan was very unprofessional. He followed the ball too close and blocked the ball's path in various ways, so he was bound to kick the ball a few times. He even accidentally kicked the ball a few times while avoiding it!
This is not the most amazing thing. The most amazing thing is that when a team was attacking, he ran into the small penalty area, and the ball from the opposite side hit him and bounced off his body into the goal.
The players were confused. Their assists led to a goal? !
This kind of ball is counted as a goal, but Luo Xiaoxiao didn't know, so Ivan used the headset to ask the linesman, and the linesman was also confused. While answering Ivan, he couldn't help but ask: "Are you OK?"
Director: "Cut! Great! Your part is done for now, Alvin~"
This commercial was shot so comfortably, fun and fast.
Quaresma just arrived on the sidelines. He is a guest star. One moment it is his national team teammate Cristiano Ronaldo's role, and he has a line in which he shows his face.
He and Luo Xiaoxiao watched with great interest, and felt that Alvin had a great grasp of his character. Luo Xiaoxiao said that after spending a few nights together, how could Alvin not be able to grasp his character?
Then it was time to shoot a small scene with Polo, and Irving did his and sat on the sidelines watching Mrs. DeWitt's performance.
A group of national team players were training on the training ground. Quaresma wanted to cooperate with Ronaldo, but he found that his teammates had completely forgotten the secret codes they had agreed upon.
However, Ivan definitely has a basic knowledge of football, so Luo Xiaoxiao quickly re-cooperated with Quaresma. Luo Xiaoxiao tried his best to hide his habit of dribbling the ball, but he was still exposed.
Quaresma couldn't help but say: "Hey Cris, your dribbling is so Chrissy, not like Ivan at all."
There was no choice but Alvin, who came to watch the fun, to go down and do it himself. He brought the ball once, and Luo Xiaoxiao followed. At first, Luo Xiaoxiao's movements were awkward, but soon he could do it almost the same as Alvin's.
Quaresma followed them a few times when he had nothing to do. Not to mention, he learned a lot from shooting a commercial. Ivan had a unique idea about dribbling skills, and he learned a little from them. He himself expressed that he was very surprised, but the more he saw those two people getting along as if they were the only ones around, why did he feel like, emmmmmm...he was like a light bulb?
The filming continued, and this time they passed it in one take. The director suddenly had an idea and wanted them to kick a sleeping ball. Since Ronaldo is possessed by Ivan, he must kick a sleeping ball.
However, Luo Xiaoxiao didn't know how to kick the sleepy ball, so the director asked Ivan: "Mr. DeWitt, can you kick one now? We need to synthesize your ball for Mr. Ronaldo in post-production. If it's not convenient for you to kick, we can find additional materials for synthesis in post-production."
Luo Xiaoxiao was unhappy when she heard this. Ivan had just finished playing in the World Cup, so it would be better for him not to take another free kick, right?
Ivan patted him and he was fine. After the World Cup, the system sent a wave of warmth, which directly relieved the discomfort in his right leg.
The extras are in place, forming a human wall, waiting for the action.
Then Ivan touched the ball and succeeded in one try!
Quaresma and Luo Xiaoxiao stood on the sidelines again, watching Ivan play sleepy ball... As he watched, he wanted to go up and ask Ivan for advice.
Quaresma said: "It would be nice to watch it a few more times. Watching it live is different from watching it on video."
As a player who loves to shoot from long range with the outside of his foot, Quaresma is very interested in Ivan, who has scored countless goals from long range in the World Cup.
Luo Xiaoxiao told him expressionlessly: "You will have fewer opportunities to see him in the future, as he is retiring again."
Quaresma scratched his head. Is he so willful?
The next script was to take place in Spain, so they flew to Spain the next day.
They went straight to Luo Xiaoxiao's home. The Portuguese was ready and he also wanted to show off his acting skills.
Luo Xiaoxiao told herself to stay calm and composed the whole time. She had to stay calm even when she woke up and found herself in an unfamiliar environment...
Facial masks, skincare products, perfumes and hairspray in the bedroom? Don’t touch any of them!
As Ivan, every move he makes is that of a gentleman! That’s right! And the signature sweet smile!
Irving continued to instruct Mrs. DeWitt, and the two of them smiled at the mirror for a long time.
Luo Xiaoxiao's female assistant said that seeing his sweet smile after learning something was inexplicably scary.jpg
The female assistant said as usual: "It's time for training."
The female assistant was a fan of Ivan during the World Cup and just asked for his autograph... She knew the script, but when she saw Luo Xiaoxiao playing Ivan...
#MyMomChris plays Ivan, why is it that Ivan's smile is so sweet while Cristiano's smile is so silly?
Arriving at the underground garage, Luo Xiaoxiao resisted the urge to go for the Ferrari and chose an Audi which didn't look so flashy.
Don't step on the accelerator too quickly, drive steadily, steadily, steadily...
Then he drove to the Santiago Bernabéu and now we were going to film him playing on the pitch.
#Without hairspray on my head, I always feel uncomfortable all over.
He and Alvin have become good friends. His dribbling and shooting are very good like Alvin, and he can even kick the ball. However, he can't kick it for a while, so Alvin continues to take his place.
The guest team is Barcelona, but of course it is not Barcelona players who come, but extras wearing Barcelona jerseys.
Luo Xiaoxiao's acting skills were outstanding today, and she successfully portrayed the feeling of "if you don't know, you would think it's Alvin playing football."
Finally, the highlight came and the two people met.
In the Champions League match between Real Madrid and Manchester United, Nike brought in Lukaku to make a guest appearance.
Rooney saw the two of them and wondered why they were so close every day. He asked, "Did you two make an appointment? From the 1/8th of the World Cup till today?"
I haven't seen you for a few days, and Fat Lu looks very healthy. After winning the championship, he eats and drinks well without any pressure. He feels relaxed, and I'm afraid that the next step for him is to be fat and happy.
Lu Xiaopang said that after this guest appearance, he will go on vacation and enjoy a championship vacation~
The game being filmed started. Ivan and Ronaldo played in different positions and styles, so Ronaldo would always run back to the midfield. He would often run into Rooney and steal the ball from him.
Although he knew it was a script, Rooney still felt angry. Fortunately, Ivan was on his side!
Once they fell into each other's arms during a fight. As Ivan, Luo Xiaoxiao stood up very generously, extended his hand to Rooney, and gave him a sweet smile.
Rooney: “…”
Oh shit! How does Cris learn to laugh like Alvin? Well, the plot requires it... This is too scary!
He was so scared that his hand twitched and he fell down again, lying on the grass. However, the director did not call for a stop, as he thought this was a very good development.
The referee, Alvin, ran over and showed a red card to the two people who had just gotten up... and to Rooney!
Fat Lu:? ? ?
What's going on? Didn’t we agree to give a yellow card? ! Is this another improvisation?
It turned out to be true. Ivan smiled apologetically. He found that he took the wrong card. He took it too quickly and the yellow card turned out to be a red card...
They continued to play, and then Luo Xiaoxiao created an opportunity and fell into Ivan again.
The director requested in advance that their shoelaces get tangled again when they fall together this time, borrowing a joke from their World Cup. However, when he called cut and the staff ran up, they were stunned to find that the shoelaces had gotten tangled by themselves? !
What kind of fate is this? !
Rooney was incredulous: "You two just got entangled with each other?" So quickly? That's impossible, he was right next to us, how could he not see it?
Ivan blinked. They didn't. It really happened as soon as they fell down.
The director was helpless too. It’s okay, it might be a coincidence. Keep going!
In the last shot, they switched back on the court because of the fateful shoelace entanglement.
From then on, Alvin and Luo Xiaoxiao lived a happy life of being themselves.
“…”
The author has something to say: Wan: Lulu, you keep saying tomorrow and tomorrow, how many tomorrows are there? If I wait for you until tomorrow, I will be wasted! Green can't satisfy me! I want to divorce Lulu!
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