I got enough sleep last night, so I'm not very tired today.
In the evening, when Luo Xiaoxiao prepared milk powder for little Chris and walked into his room with the bottle, the expression on his face was cracked.
"Chris!!! You can't play with this!!!"
He rushed over, snatched the whistle that little Chris was about to put in his mouth, and glared at Ivan who was sitting next to little Chris.
"Ivan, how could you let Chris play with the whistle!"
Little Chris was frightened and started crying loudly.
Dolores heard the noise and ran upstairs, "Cris! How many times have I told you not to yell in front of your son!"
Ivan picked up little Chris and coaxed him, and comforted the two adults at the same time: "Don't cry, little Chris, Daddy is worried about you. Dolores, Cris will pay attention, don't worry."
Dolores saw that Ivan was doing well in coaxing her and didn't need her help. She looked at her son, pinched his ear, and went back to cooking.
Ivan kissed the angry big Chris, and then kissed the sobbing little Chris: "I'm watching, little Chris won't swallow the whistle. Don't worry, Cris."
Luo Xiaoxiao: “…”
He said nothing, just stared at Alvin.
Ivan blinked, smiling at the inexplicable ambiguity. He kissed Luo Xiaoxiao again and handed his son to him to hold: "This whistle is another one, Cris. I have a lot of whistles. Yours is in your room. I keep your two toys separate."
Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !
His ears were red, and he didn't look at Ivan, but said to little Chris in his arms: "Chris, the whistle is not fun, how about we play football? Chris wants to be a great football player like his dad when he grows up!" There is no future in playing with the whistle!
Little Chris: “Eh?”
Big Chris nodded seriously: "Yeah, football!"
Ivan DeWitt was amused by the way the father and son got along.
Luo Xiaoxiao muttered: "Ivan, you should let him get in touch with football more often. When he grows up, teach him how to play football. Your sleepy ball must not be lost... Being a referee is not good. It's thankless, the income is low, and you get scolded." Not every referee is like Ivan.
Ivan coaxed him: "It's his freedom to do whatever he wants, Cris. Of course, playing football is better than doing anything else. But our little Chris can't hold the football yet. The size of the whistle is just right. Let him get in touch with more new toys. I'll watch over him."
Luo Xiaoxiao snorted, stopped talking, and continued to concentrate on playing with little Chris.
Alvin looked at them with a smile, and then remembered that he had to check Twitter, so he took out his mobile phone and opened Twitter.
It doesn't seem like a big deal? Several Real Madrid and AC Milan players that he follows expressed their thoughts on the game, praising him for his good refereeing.
#Change their hairstyle, change their mood, they are happy and the referee is also comfortable watching them!
Thinking of yesterday's system notification sound, he looked at the trending searches and saw -
Why was Ramos sent off? Why did Real Madrid narrowly beat AC Milan with only 10 players? All because of Benzema! 】
Yesterday, we enjoyed a wonderful duel between two strong teams. Real Madrid won the game in the end, while AC Milan narrowly lost despite the numerical advantage. There are many noteworthy aspects in this process, especially the English sweetheart Irving.
But what we want to discuss for the time being is not the sweet curse of "one kiss and two goals", but the issue of Ramos getting a card!
Why did Ramos get a red card? Because he got two yellow cards!
Why did Ramos get a second yellow card? Because he stepped on Inzaghi!
But stepping on Inzaghi does not mean that you will get a card. We can see in slow motion that Ramos' action was not obvious. If another referee had called the call, he might have missed it!
So, Ramos got a card because Ivan was the referee!
Why is Alvin the referee? Because the original referee Oliver was injured!
Why was Oliver injured? Because Oliver was accidentally injured by Gattuso!
Why did Gattuso accidentally injure Oliver? Because the ball was with Ronaldo at that time, Gattuso was going to tackle him!
Why is the ball with Ronaldo? Because the ball was passed to Ronaldo by Higuain!
Why did Higuain pass the ball to Ronaldo? This decision was not a good one. We think it was because the jersey Higuain wore did not fit him well, which affected his performance!
Why doesn't Higuain's jersey fit? Because his own jersey was not up to standard and he didn’t bring a spare jersey!
Why is his jersey not compliant? Because Benzema got his jersey dirty!
So, Ramos got a red card, it’s all Benzema’s fault!
Ivan: “…”
He continued to look down.
So why did Real Madrid win?
This brings us to the question of spells! Kiss Alvin once and he will score two goals. Three people have tried this spell now and they all succeeded!
Real Madrid won the game because Ronaldo kissed Irving, it was like divine help!
Why did Ronaldo kiss Ivan? Because Ibrahimovic kissed Ivan! He competes with Ibrahimovic!
Why did Ibrahimovic kiss Ivan? Because Inzaghi kissed Ibrahimovic, and Ivan happened to be near Ibrahimovic!
If Ivan was not on the court, Ibrahimovic would not pass by Ivan when being kissed, and there would be no way to kiss him!
Why is Ivan on the court? Similarly, it’s all Benzema’s fault!
But it was because Benzema soiled Higuain's jersey that Ibrahimovic had the opportunity to kiss Ivan!
This led to Ibrahimovic's goal and one assist, and Ronaldo's goal and one assist! If it weren’t for Ivan, we might not be able to enjoy such a wonderful game! It was also because of the sweet curse that AC Milan almost tied with Real Madrid, and because of Benzema, Ronaldo was able to kiss Alvin!
Therefore, Benzema also contributed to Real Madrid's victory!
In this game, Benzema was the reason for both success and failure!
Ivan: “…”
#We all use Twitter, why are you so good?
Benzema himself retweeted the post and sent a "smiley" emoji.
His teammates and Milan players liked his tweet.
Higuain even stabbed his brother twice:
[Thanks to my good teammate Benzema for the great assist! ]
As players competing for the top spot with overlapping positions within the team, it is not easy for Benzema and Higuain to get along peacefully until today.
Ramos himself also retweeted and left a message:
Sergio Ramos:
Oh, by the way, the perfume I sprayed that day was recommended by Karim... He said that this French perfume would give off a romantic and free smell!
Then on the plane that day, @Cristiano Ronaldo told me that Alvin can't stand most perfumes, especially those with strong smells!
So… hey hey hey @Karim Benzema.
30,000 likes and 26,000 comments
[The friendship boat can capsize at any time.] ]
[Sese: I was sent off by Ivan, it’s all Benzema’s fault! ]
[My focus may be different from everyone else’s… Can Alvin not smell a lot of perfumes? I saw him sneezing in the player tunnel that day because of Ramos's smell. ]
[That is to say, in future matches when Ivan is officiating, you are not allowed to wear perfume! ]
[Besides not wearing perfume, you also have to dress nicely! Didn’t you see that Ronaldo scored two headers with his new hairstyle? Not to mention how he performed against Nesta and Higuain in the recent game... Just before the World Cup, it seemed like Alvin took special care of players with good images! ]
[Yes! Real Madrid players may have known the inside story in advance, and they all dressed up very brightly! It almost blinded me! ]
[Sweetheart: A sweet referee who respects the elderly and loves to play. ]
Alvin opened his private messages and saw a lot of messages tagging him.
He looked at Ibrahimovic’s first.
Zlatan Ibrahimović:
Zlatan is right, this is the avatar recommended by fans, take a look at it @your little sweetie.
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Ivan: “…”
Ibrahimovic used a photo of him holding a red card, which was probably taken when he gave Ramos a red card.
[Please ask about the psychological shadow area of Ramos. ]
[I can’t look directly at Eevee! Oh my god! ]
[Ibrahimovic is a scheming boy! I used Koi Xiaotian’s avatar! ]
[My mom is full of [Sweetheart: Red Card Warning.jpg] aura…]
[I feel that with the support of Ivan, Ibrahimovic will play more and more arrogantly in Serie A...]
Joe Hart also tagged him, and he said that although Alvin has not yet officiated in the Premier League, he has already started to keep the opponent scoreless. Today is the second game, and it will be the third game soon. Even if Alvin is not officiating the game against Manchester City, the result has been offset in advance, so he is not in a hurry!
Hart has indeed performed well this season and has received a lot of praise from fans. He happily continued to say that it was all thanks to Irving's good teaching.
Once these words are spoken out, it will be a big deal. What did Alvin teach you that made your strength rise to a new level in an instant?
The national team training video previously filmed by reporters was dug up by fans again. Joe Hart accompanied Irving in practicing hundreds of sleepy balls!
In other words, Joe Hart is the only goalkeeper in the world who can catch Irvine's sleepy ball!
Oh shit! Many goalkeepers are jealous, but England’s goalkeepers are so lucky!
Alvin doesn't play football anymore! I can’t even catch the sleepy ball I want to train him on!
When Ivan saw this, he thought about it, looked up, and said to Big Chris, who was even more childish than Little Chris: "Cris, can you do me a favor?"
Big Chris has made great progress. They had sex once at noon, and now Big Chris is able to jump around.
It was not dark yet, and the family of three walked to the small playground in the yard. Alvin took a ball and put it there.
Little Chris bit his pacifier: "Eeh?"
Big Chris held the camera: "Ivan, you want to play football?"
"Cris, help me record a video." Ivan said, and started to prepare to kick. Luo Xiaoxiao turned on the camera and watched Ivan explain the key points of the sleepy ball.
Luo Xiaoxiao:? ? ?
The simple tutorial was quickly completed, and Alvin even added the key points of goalkeeper saves.
Luo Xiaoxiao: “…”
Luo Xiaoxiao was unhappy: "Aiwen, you teach others but not me."
Ivan tweeted on his phone: "If you want to learn, I can provide one-on-one guidance."
He finished editing the tweet, looked up and smiled: "I'm just posting a method, I don't know if you can learn it. The sleepy ball is not difficult, but it's not easy either. If anyone can learn it with this video, then it won't be called the sleepy ball anymore."
Luo Xiaoxiao didn't believe it: "You taught me personally? Taught me until I could do it?"
Ivan nodded: "Well, I'll teach you until you can do it."
After Ivan posted the tweet, no one paid any attention to it. However, his tweet became a hot topic overnight.
Your sweetie:
The welfare of the English ~ teach you how to play the sleepy ball, the chance of success in England will be greater ~ because this is what I figured out when I played in the Premier League, the climate and soil in the UK are particularly suitable for playing the sleepy ball ~
【video】
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fan:? ? ?
Player:? ? ?
What kind of magical ball is this? It also discriminates against different regions? !
Is that why you only played once, in the final, in South Africa?
However, some players who were originally looking forward to the Premier League because England won the World Cup are ready to make a move.jpg
In the evening, after Alvin coaxed little Chris to sleep, he moved on to coax the older one, but before that, he contacted Mark first.
"Dear Mark, I have thought about the advertising issue you mentioned to me. I plan to use the club to advertise."
Luo Xiaoxiao hugged his waist:? ? ?
Mark didn't understand: "Advertisements on the players' chests? But the new season has already started. If you want to run this ad, you can only do it next season."
Irwin: "Find a club in the Premier League to put up billboards first, and then you signed those two players, didn't you? Persuade them to come to the Premier League, and then let them endorse Angel."
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