Chapter 147: Touching the Referee



Irving saw clearly what the Tottenham coach had just done to the fourth official.

Seeing that the Tottenham coach still couldn't calm down, and even saw that he was not afraid anymore, he was going to continue scolding him, so he simply let him go out and get some fresh air to calm down.

That's fine, just accompany Wenger, and you two can just think of it as changing places to the coaching bench.

#There is no sense of disobedience, it is really thoughtful.

However, this is Arsenal's home ground and there is no way to find a suitable seat. The visiting team's south stand is also far from here, so Ivan had to ask the Tottenham coach to go to the Arsenal stand and keep Wenger company.

The Tottenham coach snorted coldly. He disliked Ivan very much. He flicked his sleeves and walked away, but suddenly a dark shadow came towards him and was about to hit him in the face!

He had no idea what it was, and couldn't dodge it in time. The Tottenham coach didn't even have time to think "Oh shit, I met football hooligans again". He only had time to cover his face and wait to be hit, and then he felt someone behind him holding down his shoulders and taking a few steps back.

“Bang!”

The Tottenham coach subconsciously covered his face with his hand and moved it away. Eh, doesn’t it hurt? He wasn't hit? Thank God!

Another hand appeared in front of him. The sudden attack made his heart beat half a beat slower. He looked carefully and the black long sleeves in front of him told him that it was the referee's hand.

The referee was holding a bottle of mineral water in his hand!

Case solved! The culprit is this bottle of mineral water!

Behind the bench was the Arsenal stands, which had just been bustling with noise, and no one knew which fan had thrown the bottle of mineral water. He threw the ball very accurately, straight into the face of the Tottenham coach.

"Please be careful, there are stairs leading to the stands over there." The referee's official voice sounded calmly. He pointed the Tottenham coach in a direction while holding the mineral water bottle.

Tottenham Hotspur coach: “…”

Damn, this guy has a future!

As expected of a referee who used to be a player... No! He is worthy of being a striker who used to be a goalkeeper!

#What did Napoleon say? A striker who doesn’t want to be a goalkeeper is not a good referee!

The Arsenal fans in the stands in front were stunned. They wanted to teach that showman coach a lesson, but Alvin actually came to the rescue (?)? !

Oh! Oh! But Xiao Tiantian is so handsome!

Oh shit, the way he just held down the opposing coach, stepped forward, and caught the mineral water bottle with one hand - his boyfriend power is explosive!

The camera was focused on Ivan's face. He looked nonchalant, as if he didn't take this little thing, which seemed incredible to the fans, seriously at all.

What big scene hasn’t Xiao Tiantian experienced? Did the journey of a thousand miles alone fail? Or have you never tried the hook to save the savior?

It's just a mineral water bottle, look how scared you are.

#Everyone sit down and proceed as normal.

I don't know when I woke up and saw the handsome daddy Ivan on TV. Little Chris patted Big Chris's chin excitedly: "Yeah!"

Dad, did you see it? Is Daddy Alvin playing games?

Big Chris didn't respond. He just stared at his boyfriend on TV and couldn't spare the energy to pay attention to his son.

"Ah!" Little Chris moved in dissatisfaction, and Luo Xiaoxiao picked him up. Little Chris then stepped on his father's thigh and accidentally stepped on a bulge that seemed to have not been there just now.

"Eh?" Little Chris, who was very curious, stepped on it a few more times.

"Ouch!!! Chris what are you doing?!"

"Woooooa ...

Dolores: “…”

Dolores reached out and hugged her grandson: "Don't cry, Chris, grandma will hold you~"

She no longer cares about her son next to her. She doesn't have the energy, so she leaves it to her son-in-law to take care of.

Big Chris pouted and carefully clamped his legs together.

After this little incident, the Tottenham coach was no longer angry. He patted Irving on the shoulder and said, "Hey, young man, it's not easy for you. You have already done the job of a stadium security guard. I won't bother with you."

The riot police who had just rushed out after receiving a warning of an attack by an unknown object: "..."

Alvin nodded and spread out the four fingers holding the mineral water. He was not polite.

please.

Then Ivan looked at the bottle of mineral water. It was still unopened. In order to avoid wasting it, he handed it to the confused fourth official, Austin.

Auston took the mineral water blankly: "..."

#This operation is cool!

Auston is determined to learn from the referee!

Ivan turned around and blew the whistle to let the players who were also confused and looked like they had never seen the world continue playing.

So the game continued, with the score at 1-2, with Arsenal trailing.

Tottenham had just scored a goal, so Arsenal kicked off from the center circle. They took the ball into Tottenham's penalty area. Nasri was forced into a corner by a Tottenham defender, and the ball was touched by the latter and went out of the left baseline.

Ivan blew the whistle and pointed to the left corner post, Arsenal's corner kick.

Arsenal took a corner kick, and a red and white figure emerged from the chaos.

It's Van Persie!

He leaped up like a hungry tiger pouncing on its prey and leaped to the top with a leaping fish!

He hit the ball with his head and then arched it towards the goal -

Header! The ball goes in!

Andy: "Goooooooooooooal~~~ Van Persie made a contribution! He made up for the regret of being offside just now, Arsenal 2-2 Tottenham!"

Richard: "What are the message boards saying? Oh... England's sweetheart's kissing curse strikes again? One kiss and two goals?! Do the fans mean that Van Persie will get another assist?"

The Emirates Stadium was filled with low pressure just now, but now everyone is excited!

Xiao Tiantian is indeed a sweetheart! Super big sweetheart!

Wave your fat! Wave!

Ivan shook his head in his heart, but blew the goal whistle calmly.

Van Persie rushed to the edge of the stands and waved to his mentor Wenger who was sitting there!

The camera then turned to the stands, where two coaches who shared the same pain were seen sitting in a row, eating fruit... No, they were not sitting in a row, there was a seat between them!

Hahahaha! The fans who were watching the show all laughed, this scene was so hilarious!

Unlike the Tottenham coach's sour face, Wenger had a smile on his face. He stood up, raised his hands, and celebrated excitedly!

Several Arsenal players rushed over to celebrate with Van Persie, but not all of them. Someone was left alone, and that person was Nasri.

Nasri had a conflict with Tottenham's Lennon when he was lining up the wall for a corner kick!

He was chattering on and on about Lennon at this time!

Lennon replied a few words and seeing that he was still talking, he got annoyed, so he bent down, pulled out some grass and handed it to Nasri.

Eat grass. Can eating grass shut your mouth?

Their "interaction" happened to be seen by Alvin, who whistled to stop them, but they turned a deaf ear to him and continued to harass each other.

Ivan: “…”

#How can you not take Tiantian Bentian seriously, who is so handsome and elegant? !

The Arsenal players who came back to celebrate and the Tottenham players standing on the side saw Irving's action -

Oh shit! Are you taking out the cards again? !

Ivin raised the yellow card, signaled to Lennon, and then signaled to Nasri.

you! Vandalism, you! Too much bullshit! Fifty lashes each!

#小本本: Got it!

Lennon & Nasri: "..."

fan:"……"

Xiao Tiantian is a card dealing maniac, this must be confirmed!

Portugal has its hairspray maniac, England has its card dealing maniac!

CP fans screamed, Luo Xiaoxiao and Xiao Tiantian are really a perfect match!

Arsenal and Tottenham went into the half-time break with the score tied, while Ivan entered the locker room with a small notebook filled with his four yellow cards and three red cards.

#小甜甜: It’s so fun to play cards, Xixi.

The fans who were just watching the show started a boring guessing game, guessing how many cards Xiao Tiantian would play in the second half.

They seemed to foresee that in the near future, in addition to offering odds on the team's win or loss, bookmakers would also offer odds on how many red and yellow cards Irvin would issue when he was officiating...

Of course this is unlikely. After all, no one can guarantee whether the bookmaker is colluding with Ivan.

At the beginning of the second half, the two teams returned to the same starting line and started competing again.

Because Tottenham was missing a striker, they were somewhat constrained in attack and even resorted to defensive counterattacks. However, their midfield configuration was good. At least when Arsenal midfielder Arshavin could not find a suitable opportunity to play, their midfield organization was very smooth.

Relying on their numerical advantage, Arsenal has been looking for opportunities to attack!

There was chaos in the midfield. Ivan moved in small steps. The fourth official on the sidelines had nothing to do so he just watched the game and admired the performances of the midfielders on both sides.

Accidents are likely to happen when there are too many people, and soon something happened in the midfield. Before anyone could see clearly what was happening, they heard the whistle.

Xiao Tiantian blew the whistle too many times in this game!

But once he blew the whistle, it meant something was definitely wrong!

Everyone soon saw that Tottenham's Bale fell to the ground, while Arsenal's Denilson spread his hands with an innocent look on his face!

The slow-motion replay was repeated, and this time everyone could see clearly that Denilson intercepted Bale's ball but failed to control his foot, and his movement secretly knocked Bale down.

——Did the referee Xiao Tiantian see it?

Ivan's hand reached into his pocket! oh! As expected, nothing can escape his eyes!

When Denilson saw Ivan taking out the yellow card and walking towards him, he was a little panicked. In a panic, the Brazilian, who always had a sense of humor, covered his chest and slowly fell down when Ivan was a few steps away from him!

Fell down

Go down

Went

It's

Everyone:? ? ?

Ivan: “…”

Denilson's acting was very realistic when he fell down. He fell on the grass, holding his little heart, as if he was about to faint because he was hurt by Ivan.

The angle was chosen just right. Everyone was behind Denilson or Ivan, and no one saw what happened between them. Denilson fell down in grief.

If you didn’t know, you would think he was beaten by Alvin.

Bale, who got up, looked confused. Shouldn't he be the one who should be pitied? He got up, but Denilson fell down?

Ivan crossed his arms, tilted his head to watch his performance, and even had the mood to wave the yellow card.

#If you act pitiful, you will get a card too.

The camera gave Ivan a close-up, and finally the expressionless Xiao Tiantian showed some expression again, and his dimple appeared slightly.

Message Board:! ! !

Denilson was pulled up by his helpless teammates and dejectedly accepted the fact that he had joined the army of people who were given cards.

#You hurt me, but you just laughed it off. You were happy to give, but I was cowardly to receive~

The home fans expressed embarrassment because their player Denilson was trying to offend the referee. Should they boo or not? Who are you booing?

The other fans finally reacted, what the hell, Denilson is trying to scam me!

Why are there so many dramas when you players don't play well?

Afterwards, the home fans discovered that it seemed to be snowing again!

And it’s trending towards getting bigger!

The commentator who said that even Xue was shy when Ivan showed up had a lot of ideas. He joked: "Denilson touched the referee Ivan, is Miss Xue angry again?"

This is of course just a joke, the competition has to go on. The snow is a bit heavy, but not to the point where we can't compete.

Another 10 minutes passed and the game came to the 65th minute. Van Persie, who was talked about by the fans, was only one assist away.

Van Persie fell to the ground!

How similar this scene is! The time Defoe was given a yellow card, he fell in the penalty area in the same way!

Before the slow motion could be played, Alvin made the decision!

This time he didn't pull out a card, but he made a move that was more damaging than pulling out a card - he pointed to the penalty spot!

Tottenham players cried, it turned out that they were not Ivan’s biological children!

However, after the slow-motion replay, everyone could see clearly that it was not Van Persie's fault, it was indeed a penalty.

Luo Xiaoxiao snorted. This wouldn't work. No matter if it was a coincidence or something else, if every time Alvin was kissed accidentally, the player who kissed him could score two goals, wouldn't everyone be rushing to kiss Alvin?

I must teach Alvin a lesson tonight! Tell him not to be stingy with the small cards!

Arsenal, with their numerical advantage, have a chance to overtake the score!

This ball will definitely go in, right? General Fan took the penalty kick himself!

The penalty was created by Van Persie, so it was natural for him to take the penalty. He held the ball and walked towards the penalty spot, but found that... the penalty spot was gone!

Van Persie: “…”

The snow was not heavy, at least it would not block the camera, but as it continued to snow, it had covered the stadium with a thin white blanket.

The penalty spot is mixed with the white snow...I can't find it! QAQ

The camera showed Van Persie being stunned for a moment, he turned around and called Ivan, said something, and Ivan walked over.

Van Persie was kicking snow everywhere, hoping to find the missing penalty spot, but he never found it.

Everyone just realized what happened.

Wow, I can’t find the penalty spot 12 yards from the goal!

How do we kick the ball? !

The author has something to say: I sighed and wanted to sleep QAQ

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