Emirates Stadium.
Arsenal fans have the home advantage, but today there are more fans from other clubs here.
The seats were packed and the fans were so enthusiastic that those who didn't know would have thought that the battle of the century was about to take place.
In the player tunnel, the two teams were playing fiercely, and the most popular person at this moment was the referee.
As the funny man in Samurai Village, Pique should not be too satisfied with his image as the judge in black. He said the fans really have good vision.
The only one here who is in the same club with him is Messi. He seems to be in a good mood, and the referee is his teammate! Reliable defender Pique! This match is definitely a winner!
Ramos was very impolite. Although you are in your village and I am in my team, we are good friends in the national team after all, right? We are all from the same Banya region, so we are all familiar with each other in this game!
Everyone just watched as the scheming boy Ramos took Raul Guti and Torres to recognize their national team teammates.
The relationship between the four real referees over there, namely Clattenburg, Webber, Dean and Sean, is a little subtle.
Webber has the longest seniority, while Clattenburg and Dean have about the same seniority, but they don't usually play together. As for Sean, this girl is a new referee and a linesman, and they can't talk to each other except for a gentlemanly handshake!
Soon the forward team welcomed their female coach Sean. Oh, the head coach is a girl, and it was too embarrassing to ask her how to arrange the forward team!
There are only three of them left here. Clattenburg is the head coach of the defensive team. Putting aside the usual things, this game is still worth watching. Webber asked Clattenburg how to arrange him and Dean.
Clattenburg looked confident: "Sean's team is full of forwards, so there is definitely no one to defend, so we just need to defend well, learn from Mourinho, you know, defend and counterattack, um, and Barcelona, all attack and defense."
What he said seemed to make sense, and the two referees nodded in agreement.
Clattenburg seemed quite proud after he finished speaking. To be honest, he has been a referee for so many years but has never tried to be a coach. He also wanted to try what it feels like to embarrass those players.
Just as he finished thinking this, he saw several players coming out with the organizer Alvin.
...The fourth official Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who is 195cm tall, is particularly eye-catching.
Clattenburg: “…”
Let’s go and get to know those stars.
The defenders looked at their coach and two teammates coming over and made way.
Damn, this is not fair. Why do they have three referees, all of them men, while the forward team over there has a beautiful referee as their head coach?
Many people have suffered at the hands of Webber and Clattenburg, and now they are fighting side by side. The feeling... is hard to describe.
Ivan is here! Luo Xiaoxiao saw Ivan's eyes light up, and the first thing he noticed was a stack of cards in Ivan's hand.
Neuer and Ozil noticed their teammate Muller, who was talking to Ivan and laughing so happily that his eyes were almost disappearing.
When the boss appeared, the players turned their eyes and saw Muller holding a basket of...something like eggs?
The two commentators of this game came up, first shook hands with Pique and others, and then motioned everyone to look back.
Everyone is here! I also saw a lot of old friends!
Baggio stayed away from football after retirement! Before we knew it, Inzaghi is already 37 years old. Baggio, who has retired for several years, Inzaghi, who is about to retire, and Buffon, who is still relatively young, stand together to form the Italian male model trio.
Several Spanish players were standing together and chatting. Raul turned around and saw Morientes. The smile on his face widened and he followed him.
Several Spanish players who were left behind: “…”
They heard Raul say to Morientes: "I think this game is interesting. I told you before, but I thought you wouldn't come. I'm so happy to see you."
The captain’s true love is indeed Morientes!
#Two people who are so good that they got couple tattoos on their ankles!
The sportswear of the players of both teams looked quite handsome today. They were well-made and obviously specially designed. People who wore them looked particularly energetic. The color of the jerseys was not picky about everyone, but they made people look young.
The forward team is goose yellow and the defender team is light blue.
Irving and Muller were also wearing sportswear, but they had their hair done, and they looked quite similar with all the blingbling.
#The commentator is also a scheming boy.
In fact, everyone is the same. Just look at Rooney. He changed his hairstyle again and wore a referee's uniform, which doesn't match his cute hairstyle.
Luo Xiaoxiao moved over, and when he and Ivan stood together, everyone realized that the ones with the most similar hairstyles were Cristiano Ronaldo and Ivan!
The Portuguese even dyed his hair the same color as Ivan!
Wait a minute, has there been any innovation in the current methods of getting lucky? Is it useful to change the same hairstyle?
After Baggio finished chatting with his juniors, he walked forward a few steps and saw his rumored son.
Ivan happened to look over with smiling eyes, and the two of them looked at each other.
Ramos, Marcelo and Pepe stared at each other and said that was Ivan's father, as if they looked quite similar in eyes! But the height doesn’t match!
How can a father who is 174cm tall give birth to a son who is 188cm tall? !
Luo Xiaoxiao didn't know who Ivan's father was yet, but he had heard rumors about him before, so when Baggio came over, he inadvertently felt like he was meeting his father.
The two people at the center of the rumor were very calm. The immediate rapport that others had expected did not occur. Only the two of them knew clearly...
#He is not my dad.
#He is not my son.
Fat Lu finally got the chance to hook up with Ivan!
He came closer and looked at Ivan's card: "My Lord Duke, is this a mission card?"
When he called out like that, everyone laughed and followed him in calling him "Your Excellency the Duke."
Baggio smiled but said nothing. He still admired Ivan very much. He watched England stumble along the way to winning the World Cup. All the famous players were impressed by Ivan.
#Ah, it seems I missed a chance to become the Duke's father~
Ivan began to hand out cards to everyone, one for each of the 22 people. "Some cards have mission content, and some don't. Please keep the cards safe after you get them, and don't let others know the contents of the cards."
He has previously sent everyone the rules, and now he briefly explained them again: "Friends who have tasks need to complete the tasks on your cards. If you want to be a referee, commentator or coach, you need to guess and complete other people's tasks based on completing your own tasks."
"You can choose to complete your own tasks or not. If you complete them, and your team loses the game, those who complete them will not be punished. Those who fail to complete them will be punished along with the rest of your teammates."
"It's the same for friends who don't have missions. You just don't need to complete your fixed missions. And if you successfully switch roles, you will receive extra rewards at the end of the game. The rewards and penalties for the original team's victory or defeat have nothing to do with you."
"But please note that one position can only be changed twice. For example, if Pique is the referee now, there can only be two different referees in the future."
Luo Xiaoxiao took her own photo and took a quick look at it...
[Request a fake fall and deceive the referee]
Luo Xiaoxiao:? ? ?
Before Ivan walked far, Luo Xiao glared at him inconspicuously. Ivan didn't look at him, but the Portuguese saw a dimple appear on his face for a second.
“…”
Alvin has finished dealing the cards, and it's almost 6 o'clock, so it's time to go out.
The scene that fans have been waiting for finally appeared!
The lights shone on a place, which was the exit of the player tunnel. As the broadcast introduction sounded, the next second, Ivan and Muller stepped out of the player tunnel together!
Awww!
"Good evening everyone, I'm the commentator Alvin..." Alvin was interrupted by a scream before he could finish his words.
Muller put his arm around Ivan's shoulders. He was about the same height as Ivan, and the posture looked very harmonious.
The young man then greeted everyone and also received support from a lot of German fans.
Ivan repeated the rules he had just told the players. Some fans may not have understood, but it doesn’t matter, they will understand it as they watch.
Fans who understood what was said started discussing on the message board, swapping roles? They activated their Fiery Eyes and Golden Pupils skills and decided to catch those players who looked like they were on a mission.
Although Ivan and Muller are commentators, they are wearing light sportswear. In other words, as long as the players on the field perform well, Ivan and Muller will have the opportunity to play football!
Irving mentioned the punishment, and Mueller cooperated by lifting the basket.
"This is the punishment for the losing team. Well, you may not know what this is. Let me introduce it to you. It is a Chinese food and its name is preserved egg." The camera came to Ivan's face and he was smiling. The fans only felt that there was a capital "pi" in Ivan's smile.
Many Chinese fans spit out their mouths of water. Preserved eggs? !
Oh shit! It’s true!
Ivan continued to introduce it. He picked up one and the camera took a close-up of the preserved egg: "You can understand it this way. It is an egg with a very long history. It is made by a folk method in China. The eggs are placed in lime, soil and salt for a few months, and these eggs become preserved eggs."
"The punishment for failure is very simple. Just eat a preserved egg." The fans were horrified to find that Ivan's smile became even brighter. Although he was saying naughty words, they couldn't have any other ideas. Many fans had auntie smiles on their faces, with a heart full of pampering of "Okay, okay, you are right. You are a sweet girl and you can rely on us to love you."
The players in the player tunnel were waiting to go on the field, but after watching the broadcast on the big screen, their faces were more terrified than the fans. They looked at Ivan as if he were some sinister witch.
Ivan continued to tease people. He blinked at the camera and said, "You may not feel it just by saying it. So, I will peel one and show you how to eat it. I am the planner of the competition and I also distributed the task cards. As one of the only two people who know about it, I will accept the punishment in advance for the fairness of the competition."
Message board: "..."
Oh shit! Mom, this man is teasing me again!
Wait what did you say? Can you show me how? ! Terrified.jpg
After saying this, Alvin handed the microphone to Muller and asked him to help hold it while he started peeling the preserved egg in his hand.
Close-ups of his hand movements appeared all over the world. His hands were so beautiful, but his movements were so violent. He was handling the horrible food with his own hands, and he was leading the way!
The gray color of the preserved egg formed a sharp contrast with his fingers. He peeled off the eggshell slowly and steadily. He treated the preserved egg so seriously, as if he was handling some priceless treasure.
#Xiao Tiantian, a man who can be elegant even when peeling an egg.
...An unknown brown liquid flowed down his slender white fingers.
Mom, this man is so erotic even when peeling dark dishes!
But this increased their fear of preserved eggs!
After peeling it, Alvin smiled at the camera, then broke off a piece neatly and put it in his mouth.
Erwa:! ! !
fan:! ! !
Players who haven't played yet:! ! !
Muller's horrified expression on the side spoke for the fans!
However, Ivan didn't even frown, he even had the mood to lick his rosy lips.
Luo Xiaoxiao: “…”
The fans were hit in the heart, ahhhh! Sweetie fouled! We are clearly watching a fun competition show, why does it feel like we are watching a porn movie? !
#小甜甜: Don’t be dirty, be elegant. sweet smile.jpg
Muller was just feeling extremely lucky to be a commentator and not have to eat preserved eggs when he heard Ivan say to him, "Thomas, you are also an insider. So you should take the lead as well."
Erwa:? ? ?
Ivan was super innocent: "I don't have enough cards prepared, so if you stop commentating and go play football, I won't give you any extra tasks. Just consider it as an early punishment."
Ivan looked at the camera and said, "Do you think this is fair?"
fair! Whatever you say is what it is! Please allow us to feel sorry for Muller!
In the player tunnel, Ozil, still in fear, huddled together with Neuer, trying to keep each other warm.
Everyone was thinking "Oh my god!", has the first victim appeared?
Muller had a bitter face, and Ivan smiled at him. His smile was gentle, but his eyes were full of unwillingness to refuse.
He was still whispering, hoping to win a fight: "How about I just stop playing football? Just let me be the commentator until the end?"
Ivan did not force it. He asked the fans with a smile: "Do you agree?"
The fans at the scene were just lamenting the "viciousness" of the punishment, but now they had no sympathy at all. They were just there to watch the fun, and they gloated: "No!!!"
Ivan threw the pot away and handed the remaining preserved egg to Muller, as if to say, come on, this is what the fans said, and I can't do anything about it.
Erwa: “…”
Ivan's hands are beautiful, but no matter how beautiful they are, they can't hide the dark food lying in his palms.
In the eyes of female fans, Muller is really happy, as the sweet Duke feeds him personally! What a benefit this is! If it were them, they would be willing to swallow it even if it was □□!
Originally, Ivan and Mueller were not "innocent" because of their "unclear" kiss. Seeing Ivan feeding Mueller food, a new CP fan group was born.
Chinese fans were shocked. Arvin Dwint's English initials are A.D. and Thomas Muller's English initials are T.M. So they invented an indecent CP combination name: TMD.
England fans too, but they don't have TMD, they have ATM.
It has to be an ATM! Our little Sweetie is so aggressive, how could it be possible!
Bundesliga fans love this and they support this ATM couple! It's all small change! How nice!
#Luo Xiaoxiao: "..."
Muller took a deep breath again and again. Ivan waited for him patiently. He didn't even use his hands and ate the rest in one gulp.
Without blinking, Ivan quickly took out a handkerchief from his pocket. He seemed to be prepared.
The camera was focused on Muller's face. He first puffed his lips and chewed a few times, then his entire face wrinkled. The fans were laughing like crazy, and they counted down 3, 2, 1...
Muller finally couldn't bear it anymore and was about to vomit with a "wow"!
Ivan's preparation was very wise! His handkerchief was ready, but Muller couldn't find a place to vomit. Just then, Ivan's handkerchief was handed to him, and he comfortably vomited all the horrible food in his mouth!
ah! Xiao Tiantian is such a considerate friend (?)!
Isn’t it? She didn’t let Muller vomit everywhere, and she also took care of Muller when he couldn’t eat. The little sweet girl who always carried a handkerchief with her was really an exquisite little princess!
#Something seems to be wrong.
Everyone in the player tunnel: "..."
Mom, is it too late to go home now? QAQ
England fans said they were shocked. They all thought British cuisine was the most terrible, but they didn’t expect that there is food more terrible than Stargazing Pie!
The author has something to say: Replace Redondo with Inzaghi, muah~
The inspiration for the preserved egg punishment comes from a video on Station B~
Dog head, Kawen Gugu, online life-saving QAQ
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