When Pique heard this, he was shocked. Insulting the referee and getting a red card with no explanation!
Clattenburg: “…”
#Congratulations to Clattenburg for his achievement: becoming the first Premier League referee to be sent to the stands√
Ivan reminded him, "The rules of this exhibition match stipulate that the red card time is 15 minutes. So, coach of the defense team, you can come back in 15 minutes."
The scene and the message board were all full of hahahaha. Being able to see famous disabled people in the Premier League in the stands, today's ticket money/the money given to the TV station was well spent!
Muller opened his little notebook, huh? Looks like someone has completed the task?
The missions were all thought up by Ivan, so he remembered them clearly. It seemed that Torres' mission was completed, but he probably didn't expect it himself.
Torres also happened to look over, and he and Ivan looked at each other, and Ivan nodded.
Tonyu was happy as she completed the task unexpectedly!
In fact, he didn't plan to be the referee. He just wanted to complete a task and avoid the risk of eating preserved eggs. To be honest, he was confused when he first got the task.
In a World Cup knockout match, he once dived in the penalty area, fooled the referee, and got the opposing defender sent off with a red card.
As a result, his task today was to...
[Please frame anyone and give him a yellow card. 】
Torres: “…”
He was still thinking about which opponent to attack, but he didn't expect that the one he targeted was his teammates.
It seems that we should thank the referee Pique for his generosity.
Happiness was written all over his face, and Ramos, who had been paying attention to him, noticed it.
Shui Ye's mind worked quickly. Considering what Torres said about his mission being unfriendly and thinking about the previous experience of him being tripped by Weber, it was not difficult for him to come to a conclusion.
Toni fell down and was tripped by Weber, who received a yellow card. This mission is not friendly to Weber!
So his task must be to make others eat cards!
The details may be different, but the general idea is the same.
Shui Ye was looking at the referee Pique, who came back refreshed after giving out the yellow card, and felt happy in his heart.
While the players of the defense team gathered around to protest, he pulled over his friend Marcelo who was watching the fun and whispered to him for a while.
Given that Pique's decision on this ball was problematic, the defenders did not get a free kick in the frontcourt, but instead kicked off from the spot.
The ball was passed in the penalty area for a while and was intercepted by the forward team.
The one who intercepted the ball was Guti from the forward team!
Guti had no mission. He remembered Pepe's clearance from the opposite side and with the mentality of giving it a try, he kicked the ball towards his own goal!
Cassie: ? ? ?
Not long ago, he was still lamenting the difficulties faced by Hart on the opposite side. Is it his turn now? !
Casillas jumped hard but still failed to reach the ball because his kick was too high, going over the crossbar and flying into the stands.
There was a commotion among the fans behind the goal, and they all tried to grab the ball that was kicked up.
Ka Xiaoxi lay on the ground, glaring at the culprit, Guti.
What's going on? Ramos and Marcelo performed well today, why is it your turn now?
If it was the defender who cleared the ball, it would be fine to kick it towards the top of the goal, but Guti is not a defender. How could a midfielder like you insist on aiming at the goal when you are more than 30 meters away from the goal?
Pepe and Guti, two people did this kind of thing in succession!
Everyone was excited. No matter who was responsible for the task, it must be related to shooting the ball towards their own goal!
No matter whether it works or not, just shoot it first!
Then the goals on both sides began to blossom in various ways.
Joe Hart and Casillas who had a hard time saving the ball: “…”
Originally, when they attacked, all the players ran to the opposite penalty area. There were no defenders at all, only forwards, especially the forward team. Casillas often didn't see his own players in the half. Marcelo ran faster than Ramos, he rushed forward faster than Ronaldo, and asked for the ball twice in a row!
That's fine, but the other teammates couldn't stand it anymore. Marcelo, if you want the ball, could you be more accurate?
You've vomited twice!
Considering that Marcelo and Ramos are the two top strikers of Real Madrid, it is normal that no one doubts them.
Marcelo secretly prepared to spit out the cake for the third time, and then he would complete the mission!
Like Torres, he had no plans to change roles and just wanted to stop eating preserved eggs!
[Please spit the cake three times in front of the door.] 】
Ma Pengpeng said that it was not difficult at all.
Ka Xiaoxi: Life is hopeless.jpg
Not to mention that the team’s forward line and defense are empty, now we must not only be wary of opponents, but also guard against teammates!
As they are both goalkeepers, neither of them is much better. Hart thought bitterly that the two predecessors were really foresighted in giving up being goalkeepers early on and leaving this difficult position to him!
You say your teammate is shooting, but you can't just stand there still. Who knows if his feet will slip and the shot will go high and go in, resulting in an own goal?
The goalkeeper's obsessive-compulsive disorder doesn't allow them to stand still!
Prevent fire, theft and teammates! After saving several balls like this, they couldn't take it anymore. How come the two of them were like one against twenty? !
Pepe just laughed as he watched these people learning his tasks, but they just couldn't learn them properly.
He kicked the ball twice more, this time controlling the height well, and by chance, he managed to kick the ball off the crossbar and bounce it back.
The more Buffon watched, the more he felt that before he had even completed his task, a group of people were already trying!
He just thought so when he saw Pepe seemed to have completed his task?
Ivan signaled to Muller that it was time to make a mark in the notebook.
Mueller was holding the little notebook the whole time, and no one noticed anything wrong when he lowered his head and flipped through the book.
He found Pepe, who was right below Buffon's name, and they both had the same mission -
[Kick the ball onto the crossbar to clear the ball.] 】
At this time, you can see who is most likely to have no mission. Those who keep trying to kick the ball towards their own goal probably have no mission and are just guessing.
Maybe simply kicking high won't work? Could it be that...
After several people kicked the ball into the stands, a different result finally appeared.
Someone's skills were not good enough, or rather, they were too good, and he actually kicked the ball into his own goal.
That person is Benzema!
Those who didn't have any tasks went to watch the commentary, but found that the commentator didn't react much, and it wasn't an own goal?
Benzema was very happy as he had successfully completed his task.
[Please score an own goal.] 】
Benzema is from the forward team and Pepe is from the defender team. When a group of forwards from the forward team were playing around in their own penalty area, Pepe ran across half the court, ready to pay attention to the situation.
Then he saw Benzema's happy look.
Pepe remained calm, own goal?
Muller: "In the 27th minute of the game, Benzema of the forward team scored an own goal, and the defenders led the forwards 1-0!"
The fans were all confused. What was going on? Why didn’t a group of people want to attack the goal but instead kicked the ball towards their own goal?
Casillas didn't even want to grab the ball, he said he couldn't stand it anymore!
He requested a suspension of the game, he asked for a substitution, he didn't want to be a goalkeeper anymore!
There was no substitute for him, so he wanted to discuss with the coach and switch with the players on the field.
Ivan nodded to Sean, indicating that this was okay.
Sean glanced at the other people on the field to see if anyone was willing to be the goalkeeper.
Of course no one is happy about this. We are not fools. How can a goalkeeper fulfill his mission?
Sean originally wanted to ask Neuer to guard the goal, but Casillas didn't look in good shape, so he decided to let him relax.
Before Neuer could protest, he saw someone raise his hand tremblingly.
——It’s my young wife Ozil!
Under everyone's shocked gaze, Ozil hesitated for a moment, but still said firmly: "Well, I will be the goalkeeper."
Everyone: “…”
Look at Ozil's small body and his height, are you sure you can do it?
The fans almost spit out water, Ozil? Is it Ozil who is most afraid of human walls? He actually dares to be a goalkeeper? !
Ibrahimovic on the sidelines noticed that Muller was laughing again.
Is it Ozil's job to be a goalkeeper?
The goalkeeper position, which was once the most disliked, suddenly became a popular position.
Cech even went to get close to Hart, are you tired? Do you want to take a break and I can replace you?
Hart had a blank expression on his face. If being a goalkeeper could accomplish the task, he would have left the same team with these crappy people long ago, right?
Ozil said firmly that he can do it!
So everyone chose to trust him once, and Cassi was eager for a replacement, so he gave up his position without much thought.
They were one goal behind, and with the way Marcelo was wasting chances, they had little chance of winning. Cassie, who had no tasks, said that he didn't want to work hard anymore and he was going to do other people's tasks. This is the correct way to avoid eating century eggs.
As a result, just as Ozil became the goalkeeper, the defense scored another goal.
Cassie: “…”
Ah, let’s hurry up and find a task to do! Casillas said that he wants to report to the newspaper, and he also wants to play in front of his own goal!
The ball that Ozil missed was shot by Henry, and it was a very straight shot with little difficulty. However, facing this easy shot, Ozil actually...
He actually dodged it!
The forwards of the forward team whose rear is on fire:? ? ?
If this was an accident, then who can explain the missed goal five minutes later, with the same goal, the same goalkeeper, and the same posture? !
Wife, you are the goalkeeper! You are playing football! You're not playing dodgeball, wake up!
People who are familiar with Ozil have no doubt that many people in the forward team hated Ozil for being substituted, and they did not stop it!
Luo was a little annoyed. He should have known when he was forming a wall with Ozil in Real Madrid. Ozil was particularly afraid of standing still and waiting for the ball to hit him!
The goal was scored by Raul. When Raul scored the goal, he remembered his mission, so he simply leaned over to Morientes, who was closest to him, and took a sip.
fan:? ? ?
Are you so excited about scoring a goal?
Golden Wolf Guti had no idea. He knew that Raul and Morientes had a good relationship, so it was not surprising for him to smack him. Others did not think so.
Is Raul’s job to kiss someone after scoring a goal?
Everyone finally guessed it right. Raul’s task was easy to guess and not difficult. The key was to score goals.
Luo Xiaoxiao saw their kissing, and emmmm he suddenly had a bold idea.
Messi had just snatched the ball from him once and hadn't come again. He looked very honest. Luo Xiaoxiao couldn't find a chance to observe his task, so he thought, why not change his target?
Well, he felt that Raul’s behavior was not right, maybe it was the mission?
Regardless of whether it is a mission or not, Luo Xiaoxiao also wants to give it a try. Anyway, he likes this mission. It’s just about scoring a goal and celebrating with his family!
He glanced at the sidelines happily, this time he wouldn't lose!
I asked you to give me a task of faking a fall, huh!
Just as Ramos ran to the center circle to kick the ball, he was ready to receive the ball.
Pepe watched the opponent's goalkeeper give away two blood, and his team seemed to be leading 3-0?
So it’s okay for him to score an own goal, right?
He strongly doubted that Benzema's goal was an own goal! He has completed his own task, so he wants to quickly experiment with other people's tasks and then become a commentator!
That’s right, Pepe doesn’t want to be a referee, he wants to be a commentator. As a commentator he will know everyone’s tasks!
Ramos ran forward with the ball for a while, his mind full of Torres' task and his own task. Seeing Ronaldo running to the left at a long distance, he prepared to make a long pass.
Pique saw that he wanted to make a long pass, and the target was most likely Ronaldo. He was afraid that the latter would play tricks and he would not have time to get past him, so he ran away first.
He passed by Ramos, who was thinking about the mission, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
He hasn't completed his own task yet. Isn't now a good time to complete it?
He also accelerated with the ball and rushed straight towards Pique——
The two men fell together, and the fans in the stands exclaimed!
Ramos is very sensible and has a lot of experience in making people fall. He knows that with that move he just made, he would not hurt Pique and could make him fall to the ground.
Pique was confused. He had already started to pay attention to his positioning, so why would someone bump into him?
He wanted to get up, but the person who fell on him held him down.
Ramos shouted to his friend Marcelo who had already made the call: "It seems that the referee can't continue to enforce the law! Someone come!"
Those who didn't know the truth were shocked. No way, is Pique really injured? This is an entertainment match, everyone should stop when they are done. It won’t be funny if anyone gets hurt!
Pique struggled to say something, but Ramos and Marcelo worked together to hold him down and prevent him from moving.
Pique shouted: "I'm fine! Don't listen to him!"
Alvin called the team doctor, who was on his way over. Ramos held Pique down to prevent him from moving.
Are you kidding? He is completing his mission, of course he can't let Pique get up!
Muller glanced at his notebook again and saw Ramos's assignment:
[Bumping into the referee.] 】
Seeing that the game was interrupted and a group of people gathered around Pique, Luo Xiaoxiao ran over.
He saw Pique being pinned to the ground?
Ramos was still yelling: "Mr. Referee, please don't move. It will be bad if you get hurt. Wait for the stretcher to come and carry you away!"
Pique:? ? ?
Luo Xiaoxiao could tell at a glance that Pique was fine. Marcelo and Ramos were quite excited and acted very realistically.
He caught a glimpse of the referee spray that fell out of Pique's trouser pocket, and suddenly an idea came to him.
Pique just gave him a yellow card, and he was so happy about it!
Luo Xiaoxiao said that he wanted to take revenge on the other party!
Hehehe~
The crowd happened to part at this moment, and the camera was just pointed at this side, and the fans saw that Ronaldo was holding the referee spray and spraying the spray around Pique, who was being held down and unable to get up, along his body outline?
Luo Xiaoxiao was not very good at it at the beginning and sprayed too much. He moved while spraying, and the white line was crooked. At least he sprayed most of the way around Pique.
Pique:? ? ?
Do you want to rebel?
He took out the red card to warn those who dared to be so rude to the referee!
But he forgot that his dealing method was invalid.
He himself didn't react, but the players and fans watching the scene all understood.
puff!
Hahahaha, what is Ronaldo doing? Painting the crime scene?
You know what, it looks pretty good!
Many people were laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs. What kind of hatred and grudge was that?
Pique, whose crime scene was mostly painted, finally reacted. He reached out to hit Ronaldo, but the Portuguese dodged nimbly.
The team doctor finally ran over, carrying a stretcher. Pique looked energetic and seemed to be fine. However, to be on the safe side, they still worked together to lift Pique onto the stretcher.
Pique tried to struggle, but was suppressed by the team doctor and he wilted.
Oh, oh, oh, I must be the most embarrassing referee ever!
As he was carried to the sidelines, he tried to get off the stretcher.
He was only halfway up when a tall dark shadow obscured him.
He looked up and saw the fourth official Ibrahimovic standing beside him with his hands on his hips, looking down at him and smiling sinisterly!
Pique: “…”
He was almost expressionless, and here came another person who had been given a yellow card by him!
Ibrahimovic said to Ivan, who also came over to check on the situation, very sincerely: "Zlatan feels that the referee is not in a good condition. Zlatan feels that he needs to share his worries."
Pique: “…”
The fans heard their entire conversation and they shouted, "It's necessary! It's necessary!"
Irwin also saw that Pique was actually fine, but it was hard to refuse the fans' kindness. In this case, for Pique's sake, you should be the fourth official and take a break.
Pique: “…”
What happened to the referee being God? !
He doesn't accept it!
It was useless for him to refuse to accept it. The team doctor might also be making trouble. He sincerely suggested that Pique go down and rest and replace Ibrahimovic.
Pique: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
But before going down, he made a suggestion: "I will wait until I serve my last yellow card before I switch with you!"
Of course Ibrahimovic will not refuse. If there is no substitution, Pique will still be the referee. He is the most powerful one.
Pique turned around and ran back, showing a yellow card to Ramos who was happily chatting with Marcelo!
After he played his cards, he felt vented and satisfied.
However, within two seconds of being satisfied, he discovered that Ramos was smiling very happily? !
Is this silly kid probably mad with rage?
He was still wondering when he heard Ivan's commentary: "Congratulations to Marcelo and Ramos for successfully reaching the conditions for exchanging roles."
Ibrahimovic's eyebrows rose.
Two people have already completed the task before he officially appeared?
The fans were all surprised. They had made a lot of guesses, including Ramos and Marcelo's tasks, but it was completed just like that. What was the task?
Ivan explained: "Ramos's task is to [tamper with the referee]. The other task he completed was Torres's. Because the task has been completed, Torres' task can also be announced. His task is to [frame anyone to get a yellow card]."
Pique:? ? ?
#The smile gradually disappears.jpg
Fans: What the hell? They knew about the referee scam, which was when Ramos pressed the referee just now. What about the second task? He got a yellow card, but he didn't frame anyone else, right?
Ivan continued: "Framing anyone can include yourself. Ramos was shown a yellow card by the referee."
fan:"……"
I’m convinced!
They couldn't help but feel sympathy for Pique. Sending a yellow card from afar is a token of sentimentality!
Pique and Ramos are indeed a pair of good friends who love and hate each other!
Fans recalled Marcelo's mission again, what was his mission? How is it accomplished?
Muller helped explain: "Marcelo's own task is to [spit three times in front of the goal], which he has completed in the previous attack. The other task completed was Ramos's."
fan:! ! !
No wonder there was a shot before where Ramos was whispering to Marcelo. Did they reach a consensus at that time?
Ramos completed his mission and took Marcelo with him!
It's true love! Both strikers completed the mission!
Ivan: "Congratulations, you two, you can choose the roles you want. Also, the announced mission is invalid. Except for the mission owner, anyone else's imitation will be invalid."
Muller looked at the notebook and said, "It doesn't matter. Torres has already completed his mission, which was when his teammate Weber was given a yellow card."
Pique felt as if his heart was pierced by countless arrows.
Didn't he know that every yellow card he issued was so significant? !
Every photo you send out will receive a different response!
He gave Ibrahimovic a yellow card, and Ibrahimovic wanted to usurp his position;
He gave Ronaldo a yellow card, and Ronaldo drew him the crime scene;
He gave Webber a yellow card, and Torres completed his mission by mistake;
He gave Ramos a yellow card, which directly led to Ramos being promoted? !
Ramos hehe, he raised his paw and shouted loudly: "I want to be the referee!"
Pique: “…”
#I am dead, please don’t burn paper for me if you have any problem. I won’t accept it!
Marcelo said that he didn't want to be the referee, and he didn't want to compete with his good friend Shui Ye. He just wanted to be a linesman, which he found novel.
As a linesman, it is so wonderful to watch teammates who are still "struggling in the sea of suffering" racking their brains to complete their tasks!
After he said that, Alvin asked the two linesmen who was tired and wanted to take a rest?
Lu Xiaopang didn't want to be a linesman anymore, but considering that Inzaghi might not have enough physical strength, he wanted to give way. Unexpectedly, Inzaghi didn't look tired, so he said it didn't matter.
In this case, he, Lu Xiaopang, will not be polite~
Inzaghi nodded. The young man still lacked experience. In fact, being a linesman also allowed him to take a break. He should judge the ball path carefully and not run so anxiously. He could save a lot of energy by walking and stopping quickly.
Ramos happily put on his new outfit, and the second referee Sergio Ramos was born~
Marcelo happily took Rooney's flag, and he was also very happy~
It seems that everyone is happy. There was not much harmony on the referee's side.
Ibrahimovic said that Zlatan lost his position before he even had a chance to take over as referee?
Forget it ~ After all, the referee he has whistled over will be better than Pique, right? Look at Pique, it's obvious that anyone can do better than him~
Zlatan, who had already been a referee, was very open-minded. He didn't need Ivan to remind him. He took off his coat, changed into the striker team's jersey on the spot, and went to the field to play.
Ibrahimovic served as the referee for a second, and Ramos happened to reach an agreement to swap roles, so he was the one who replaced Ramos. As for Pique, he can only be the fourth official.
Pique put on the fourth official's jacket with a bald head, gritting his teeth but helpless.
Messi was confused. He went down before his teammates even covered him?
He thought about his task and felt that he would probably not be able to complete it.
[Please compete with any player for a header. 】
Messi said he felt malice from the universe.
What if you don’t want to eat preserved eggs? We can only find ways to score more goals! And by the way, see if you can actually grab the high ball.
Ivan also interviewed Ramos who was preparing: "What do you want to say about becoming the referee?"
Ramos looked at his friend Ivan and said excitedly: "Ivan, do you remember the time we played live together before? The time before the World Cup. At that time, I said that I hope to have the opportunity to hold a competition to play together. I didn't expect it to be true!"
Oh~~~~There was another burst of noise at the scene.
It turns out you two have known each other for a long time! He’s the man I played games with!
Ramos continued: "I hope you can play football, hehehe~"
The message board immediately understood his intentions——
You are the referee now, you are so arrogant that you want our Xiao Tiantian to be the player? !
Are you still planning to give His Excellency the Duke a red card warning?
Alvin smiled, patted him, and said, "It's time to go on stage, Sergio, don't waste time."
He also interviewed Pique.
Pique was still feeling hopeless. He told Irwin: "I think the third referee will come soon."
Ha ha ha ha! Pique really holds a grudge against Ramos!
But this time the fans want to agree with Pique, the third referee will come soon ~ they are looking forward to it!
The referee has been replaced and the ball continues to belong to the forward team.
Where did Ramos and Pique fall down just now?
Still need to look for it? When the camera moves to the court, the fans are laughing like crazy.
The "crime scene" left by Pique is still there! There's no need to look for it, just tee off at the human figure outlined by the white spray!
When Ibrahimovic came on the field, there was cheering from the audience.
Everyone was impressed by Ibrahimovic's action of rubbing Clattenburg's head just now!
He deserves the highest praise for his performance now!
The forward team, which was three goals behind, saw this killer coming and they thought it was great, really great.
The forward team is truly a forward team in its truest sense!
After the two fake defenders and real forwards Ramos and Marcelo went down, Rooney and Ibrahimovic came on!
A real 10 forwards!
If Ozil and Casillas hadn't swapped positions, Casillas probably wouldn't want to continue being the goalkeeper by now, right?
Ka Xiaoxi: Fortunately, I am not a goalkeeper now~
Hart had been bored standing there for a long time, and when he saw two big forwards coming up, he felt... Oh, Cech, did you just tell me that you wanted to change positions?
He changed his mind!
Cech shrugged. If you miss this opportunity, you will miss it.
Hart was crying. He could still cry at this moment. He didn't know that this was the first time in his life that he faced his future nemesis.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is the man who truly reduced him to the number one background board on the world stage.
It was him, the Zlatan, who made “A Moment of Romance, When Heaven Has Love, It Will Grow Old” famous all over the country.
Many years later, Hart said that he had become strong and could not cry anymore because he had no tears.
Ibrahimovic went up and patted Luo's shoulder, saying, "Don't panic, it's just three goals, God will get them back for you."
Luo Xiaoxiao ignored him. It would be a shame for a team to have Ronaldo and Messi, and now there's Ibrahimovic?
Alvin smiled. What should we do if there is no room for two tigers in one mountain? Then throw another one down!
Who is the boss?
The Portuguese said that he is the boss and Ivan is his!
There are three male tigers on the field and one female tiger off the field!
The tigress is the most powerful male tiger! The one who scores the most goals gets the beauty!
#Tigress·Ivan·The Lady of the Bandit Bandit:? ? ?
Messi is different from Ronaldo, Messi is very happy!
When Ibrahimovic was still in Barcelona, few people dared to bully Messi!
Ibrahimovic rubbed Messi's head with a smile and greeted him.
Messi remembered his mission, so he told Ibrahimovic. Anyway, Ibrahimovic had no mission, so they could cooperate. Ibrahimovic would cover him to get the header, and then Ibrahimovic could go for the header himself.
In this way, Ibrahimovic can catch up with the third referee~
Ibrahimovic said that there was no problem and he would definitely let Messi get the header.
Watching their interaction on the message board, people expressed their feelings about Messi's luck. Pique went down and Ibrahimovic came up. Messi is really happy.
Without further ado, the first half is almost over and it’s time to start the game!
Ramos blew the whistle happily!
The forward team's frontcourt was too lively, with a lot of people jostling for position and crowding each other. It seemed like even if you dribbled the ball and passed it randomly with your eyes closed, your teammates would catch it.
Casillas ran to the midfield and looked at the nine happy forwards in front of him. He hesitated for a moment and decided not to go beyond the half court.
What a disaster it would be if we lost the ball! The backcourt only has unprofessional defender Casillas and even more unprofessional goalkeeper Ozil!
The backcourt was indeed empty, not even the opposing defender was there. All the defenders returned to their own penalty area and forced a bus formation.
The nine forwards of the forward team came in with great momentum and wreaked havoc in the opposing penalty area.
Ibrahimovic's height came in handy at this moment. His sudden and violent shots made Joe Hart break out in a cold sweat.
It's easier to get things done with more people. Luo Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up. It's time to complete his task!
Many opposing players returned to defense, but except Pepe, they were not defenders, and their defenders were unprofessional, so the Portuguese players were able to dribble past them accurately.
In the penalty area, if you fall down, it is easy for the opponent to get a card!
Buffon corrected himself this time. He remembered that he was not a goalkeeper and could not use his hands. He used his amazing judgment and intercepted the ball at the moment when the Portuguese was thinking about how to wrestle and who to wrestle with!
Buffon dribbles the ball and runs! The goalkeeper's halo shone all over his body at this moment. After he intercepted the ball, he was not vague at all and kicked the ball away with a big kick towards his own goal!
Bang!
Hart was confused. Why did he come again? !
At that moment, he really couldn't tell whether these people were opponents or teammates!
Hart also had to hold on to the goalkeeper's thigh to reach the ball!
He actually held it, and he headed the ball out!
The fans were shocked, it was a 1v1 duel between two goalkeepers!
If Hart hadn't saved the ball, Buffon would have scored an own goal!
When the ball is thrown, a handsome guy appears at the landing point!
Kaka appeared there and he went up and took the shot!
Hart used all his life's skills and saved the ball again!
Luo Xiaoxiao saw that there was still a chance, but he didn't care whether it was a fake fall or not. As a dedicated striker, it was not his style to not score when he had the ball.
He strode forward to fill the position, and Pepe followed him. Hart, who was lying on the ground and struggling to get up to make a third dive, felt relieved for half a second when he saw Pepe.
But he soon widened his eyes in horror! Damn it, Pepe, can you change the direction of your tackle? !
Luo Xiaoxiao didn't want to fall, but if someone wants you to fall, it would be unexpected, so he took advantage of the situation and fell.
He avoided Pepe's Portuguese shadowless kick, but to be honest, Pepe's tackle was too unprofessional, and his direction was not quite right. Since Luo Xiaoxiao was facing the goal sideways, Pepe's direction was just facing the goal.
Pepe slid past his calf, and at the same time he watched Pepe poke the ball into the goal!
The scene was quiet for a second because of this sudden change.
Oh shit! Following the undercover goalkeeper and forward of the striker team, another undercover has arrived!
Pepe, your clearance was quite active, but why the hell did you clear the ball towards your own goal? !
Hart was about to cry out in anger. Is it easy for him? ! He saved the ball twice in a row, and the third time was scored by his own team? !
He really shouldn't have trusted Pepe. He should have realized something when Pepe's long-range shot almost went into his own goal!
The players on the field were still confused when they heard Ivan's voice: "Congratulations to Pepe for successfully reaching the role exchange conditions."
Everyone:? ? ?
What the hell? !
Hart has no hope in life. These people are just mission-oriented but have no humanity!
Although they were very surprised, the players still pricked up their ears, ready to listen to what kind of weird tasks Pepe had, which made them shoot at their own goal for so long but get nothing.
Only Benzema noticed something, maybe Pepe is imitating his task? !
Irwin: "Pepe's task was to [kick the ball into the crossbar to clear the ball], he completed Benzema's task, and Benzema's task was to [score an own goal]."
Muller went around to the goal. He wanted to interview the autistic Joe Hart and what he wanted to say most at the moment.
Hart's chest seemed to have stopped rising and falling, and his voice was calm but full of despair: "It's all Benzema's fault!"
It’s all Benzema’s fault!
Benzema: Meow meow meow? ? ?
Ha ha ha ha! Everyone originally felt sympathy for Hart, but for some reason, they just wanted to laugh!
Ramos ran over and said, yes, don’t forget that Sese is the referee now!
He didn't know how to blow the goal whistle, so he just blew it randomly a few times, which actually attracted everyone's attention.
Shui Ye still remembers that his friend Cristiano Ronaldo was tackled. There were too many people and he couldn't see clearly. He only knew that Ronaldo fell in the penalty area, so he very readily gave Pepe a yellow card!
The camera suddenly switched, and Ivan's face appeared on the big screen again!
Fans were surprised to see that Britney Spears smiled so sweetly! What amused His Excellency the Duke?
Luo Xiaoxiao realized it later, and it seemed that he had completed the task unintentionally?
Eh~
He looked at Alvin proudly and asked, "Tell me, is he great?"
Then his smile faded.
After the camera moved away, Alvin secretly gave him a "two"!
Luo Xiaoxiao: “…”
Does this count as well? !
From a distance, he seemed to be able to see the smile in Ivan's eyes, and he remembered -
"There are only two situations where you can fall down: you are really knocked down by the opponent, and you can deceive me."
Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !
The Portuguese tried their best to score a goal, score! In a moment, he will make Ivan, who seems to be sure of victory, show a different expression!
Pepe becomes the third person to change his role! He walked off the field under the envious gazes (?) of his fellow villagers and said that he wanted to be a commentator.
Um? ? ?
Isn't Pepe going to be the referee?
Shui Ye was not worried that Pepe would compete with him for a spot. He remembered that when they played live games with Ivan, Pepe was keen to explain to them.
Sure enough, he asked to be a commentator.
There are two commentators. Who should Pepe be replaced with?
Everyone at the scene and on the message board was clamoring to see Xiao Tiantian play football! But didn’t Muller say at the beginning that he wanted to be a goalkeeper? They also want to see Muller as a goalkeeper!
So conflicted!
Muller is indeed itching to try his luck. He has already eaten the preserved egg, so wouldn’t it be a shame if he doesn’t fulfill his childhood dream?
Hart was sitting on the sidelines drinking water and thinking about the meaning of life. Suddenly, when he heard the entanglement on the scene, his eyes lit up.
Let Muller be the goalkeeper! He can't hold on any longer! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Mueller pulled Ivan's clothes: "Let me go today~Ivan~"
The heartthrob who was posing next to the goal chuckled. Muller's tone was exactly the same as the one Ivan used when he spoke to him at the beginning of the game.
The CP fans of the ATM could hear the hint of coquettishness.
But Alvin just let him do it. The smile on his face was actually very normal, just a polite smile, and CP fans could clearly see the doting on him!
The official CP had a blank expression on their faces. No, they didn’t believe it. Ivan was Luo Xiaoxiao!
Luo Xiaoxiao:? ? ?
What are you giving in? Can’t give in! Just because you act coquettishly, Ivan will let you play?
The Portuguese even wanted to go over and act coquettishly.
This is a competition hosted by Ivan, of course we have to let the
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