Damn, is it really Raul’s job to give a kiss?
Many people remembered the incident when Raul smacked Morientes. Many people doubted it at the time, but because there was no chance to score a goal, they could not verify it!
Now it seems that the most obvious task is Raul's!
But this task was taken first by the Portuguese player from the forward team!
How many people still have tasks? There should be an upper limit to the tasks, right?
The defenders are doing fine, they are leading by one goal. The forwards said that there are fewer and fewer people who don’t eat preserved eggs, so it’s time to grit their teeth and make another move!
Anyway, it wouldn't sound good if the news got out that the forward team lost to the defensive team, right?
This task was so obvious that Irving didn't need to explain it, but Irving mentioned it anyway: "Cristiano Ronaldo's own task was to [dive once and fool the referee], and the second task he completed was Raul's, [kiss anyone after scoring a goal]."
Oh shit!
The fans were furious when they heard Ivan announce the task. It turned out that this was another task for the referee to help others pass the level?
Pique snorted beside him, and he knew that Ronaldo had ulterior motives. He was smart enough to see through him and not be fooled by him.
Thinking of this, he became happy again. He had just been tricked by Ramos. Things have changed, and you have been tricked again, right?
The referee Ramos was confused. He wasn't even having enough fun yet and he was about to be substituted? !
The referee is indeed God! Otherwise, why would there be so many people competing? !
The head coach of the defense team, Clattenburg, laughed and said, "Do you think it's so easy to be a referee?" This is a position where you can easily be tricked by others if you are not careful.
That's right. On the court, people are tricked by players who dive. The referee is not a god, so it's normal to be deceived. However, after that, the fans' first reaction is not to scold the players who dive, but to scold the referee. Do they have it easy?
Now you know how painful it feels to be cheated, right?
Webber and Dean had the same idea. They felt that today's game was well worth it. They could watch these awesome players being crushed in terms of IQ and get a hefty invitation fee.
They admired Alvin very much, even though this young man was so awesome and had someone above him that they were almost being squeezed out. However, the higher-ups seem to have come up with a special policy for Ivin. The English Football Association, with the approval of UEFA, has added an extra quota for international referees.
It is said that this quota was tailor-made for Alvin, and many referees were indeed jealous, but in this way they could pretend that Alvin did not exist, because Alvin's promotion did not take up their original quota.
Being invited here today, they felt Alvin's intention. This kid had a good intention to hold the competition, which was full of positive energy~
If the trend of scolding referees after losing a game in the Premier League changes in the future, it must be due to Ivan's contribution.
Ramos knew his friend very well, and the robot really chose to be the referee!
The third referee Cristiano Ronaldo was born!
Luo Xiaoxiao was taking off his clothes on the sidelines. He was so happy that he forgot to unbutton his clothes. The jersey was brand new and Luo Xiaoxiao was not used to wearing it, so he took it off subconsciously. As a result, his neck was a little thick and the jersey got stuck under his chin when he took it off halfway.
Ivan said that he was very familiar with unbuttoning and shoe lacing for Portuguese players.
What's the big deal about unbuttoning and unlacing your shoes? Xiao Tiantian will also help Luo Xiaoxiao to take off his uniform~
#I and Xiaoxiao take off our battle robes~
#After unbuttoning the battle robe, unbuttoning the fat~
#After you finish relieving your fat, you can (beep——)
CP fans are about to cry, their hearts are full of groundhog screams.
What a divine benefit this is! Alvin unbuttoned Luo Xiaoxiao's clothes with a doting look on his face! You evil cps! right! ATMs, artificial intelligence AI, all of them, get out of here, autologous cell regeneration ACR is the way to go!
Ha ha ha ha! The straight male fans were not as dramatic as them. They were laughing at Ronaldo who was clumsy and flustered because his head was covered by his jersey and he couldn't even take off his clothes!
Ivan moved quickly and rescued Luo Xiaoxiao from the jersey in a few seconds~
Ivan took advantage of the convenience of getting close to the Portuguese while he was unbuttoning his clothes, and asked cryptically, "Is the madam okay?"
Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !
Alvin teased him in public! foul!
He finally changed his clothes and passed the ball to Ramos, just in time to get red and yellow cards. In shame and anger, he pulled out a yellow card and pointed it at Ivan.
fan:? ? ?
Player:? ? ?
Ivan raised an eyebrow.
Wow! This referee is interesting. What happened between him and the commentator? Isn’t he afraid of offending the commentator?
Oh no, Ronaldo is already the third referee. The referee position is full and no one else can shake his position.
The message board started to laugh. What kind of grudge does my mother have? She kissed someone and then gave him a yellow card. What kind of operation is this? !
The fans translated it.
#LuoXiaoXiao: This kiss is not strong enough, bad review!
#罗小小: This jersey was not undone quickly enough, the service was not good enough, bad review!
Ronaldo ran onto the field and everyone looked at him in shock.
What a capricious referee this is! Give me the card if you don't agree with me!
Ramos was unhappy when he returned to the striker team. He hadn't even had enough fun being a referee when his position was snatched away by his mates!
So the unhappy Ramos played with a lack of interest. During an attack, he dribbled the ball with a lack of interest and was brought down by the defender Cech who was also lacking in interest.
It’s okay to knock him down, but this is a restricted area!
Luo Xiaoxiao is very good at taking out cards. He is now fearless in taking out cards as he does not need to worry about being usurped after he finishes taking out the cards!
Penalty!
Cech received a yellow card.
Cech said he was unhappy. How come he seemed to have completed the task so unexpectedly?
Although he was on the defender team and the defender team was leading, he didn't really care. He even wanted to lose.
So he had his own tasks, but he was too lazy to complete them.
As for the reason…
Well, that was very embarrassing.
He doesn't have to eat preserved eggs after completing the task, but he doesn't. Others hate preserved eggs, but Cech likes them.
[Please create a penalty kick for the opponent] Speaking of which, this task is quite undercover. It seems that even if you create it, you can still lose, right? But this is his mission. Even if he loses, he can't eat the preserved egg. QAQ
People who want to complete the task find it difficult to complete it, while people who don't want to complete it can complete it easily.
Ramos is happy. So what if he can't be the referee? Sese takes a penalty kick!
Muller blinked, is he going to save the penalty?
The leaders of the forward team all went up to pat Ramos on the shoulder and encouraged him to cheer up. Whether the whole team eats preserved eggs or not, this kick of yours is very important!
Muller crossed his arms, the chance of him saving the penalty was slim, he shifted his gaze and saw his teammate Joe Hart making the sign of the cross on his chest and putting his hand on the place where the amulet was hung on his chest.
Amulet... Alvin!
Erwa suddenly had an idea in his mind. He looked towards the sidelines and felt that he could get divine help!
The fans were still excited about the upcoming penalty kick when they saw the goalkeeper of the defense team rushing to the sidelines!
Oh shit! What does Mueller want to do?
Is he... going after Alvin?
Muller hugged Ivan and gave him a kiss!
fan:? ? ?
Luo Xiaoxiao:? ? ?
#二娃: After kissing Ivan, I can save the penalty~
After Muller kissed Ivan, he held on to him tightly, but Ivan gently pushed him away.
Alvin touched the place that had just been kissed with one hand, and quickly put it down. Everyone thought he just covered his face subconsciously, but in fact, he wiped it.
Xiao Tiantian said that he didn't want Luo Xiaoxiao to misunderstand. Although Muller actually didn't have any extra thoughts, it was just a simple kiss.
But Xiaoxiao was very angry. He didn't like the habit of these players kissing Ivan at every turn, so when he saw Muller's action, he took out the red card without hesitation!
Mueller: ? ? ?
fan:? ? ?
Everyone on the field:? ? ?
Muller was still wondering why Ronaldo kissed Ivan just now, and Ivan let him hug him. He kissed Ivan himself, but Ivan pushed him away and looked up to see a glaring red card facing him.
Hmm, could it be that Alvin thought he would be dealt a card, so he pushed himself away?
Mueller spontaneously made up for Irving's actions~
So why was he dealt a card?
Before he could figure it out, he saw that Alvin was also given a yellow card!
EXM?
The fans were confused. What did Ivan do? Is being popular a sin?
Two yellows for one red! When Luo Xiaoxiao raised the red card to Ivan, his eyes were shining with excitement.
Ivan shook his head, but the corners of his mouth were upturned. Muller scratched his head. He didn't understand. They were in the same boat, so why did Ivan seem so happy?
Ivan understood what Luo Xiaoxiao meant. The Portuguese thought it was safer to send him to the stands so that he wouldn't stay on the court and be kissed for no reason.
The Portuguese were then surrounded by the crowd.
Everyone is protesting, isn't your red card unreasonable? Should I explain this?
The goalkeeper was sent off on a penalty kick. This joke is not funny at all! Even if Muller is not a professional goalkeeper!
The Portuguese spoke righteously, and it was obvious that he had prepared his words long ago: "Muller made unnecessary movements before saving the penalty, which disrupted the order of the stadium, and he tried to obtain a result in his favor by interfering with non-players. This is cheating."
Everyone: “…”
They immediately remembered Ivan's koi physique. Damn it, I get a red card for trying to take advantage of my luck?
Wait, Alvin was also dealt a card.
Forget it, forget it, don’t worry about it being an entertainment match, just go away.
Pepe interviewed his buddy Cristiano Ronaldo and asked him why he sent Ivan to the stands.
Luo Xiaoxiao responded very quickly: "He can easily affect the performance of the players on the sidelines. We can't just give a card to Muller. This is unfair."
puff! Ha ha ha ha! It fucking affects the players' performance!
Do you think Xiao Tiantian is some kind of enchanting concubine who seduces the king?
Luo Xiaoxiao hummed, I'm sorry~ it's true~
But no matter what, everyone has nothing to say, one stick for each person!
When the two of them went up to the stands, Luo Xiaoxiao specifically emphasized that they could not sit together, in order to prevent them from causing trouble.
The fans were speechless. Okay, okay, we will listen to you. You are handsome, you play basketball well, and what you say makes sense. We will listen to you.
When Ivan and Muller went to the stands, the fans reacted hugely, and the cheers were almost as loud as when the players entered the field.
Muller was sent to the stands, but he didn't care, especially since Ivan was with him. He was very carefree and even ate the potato chips handed to him by the German fans in the back row.
15 minutes passed quickly~ just treat it as an extra halftime break~
There were a lot of interruptions during the game, but to be honest, it wasn't a tiring game.
The defense team was missing a goalkeeper and had to replace him, so Cech was ordered to go in because Joe Hart refused to be a goalkeeper no matter what.
Ramos took this penalty kick very well and scored it, and they equalized the score!
The forward team celebrated excitedly and equalized the game! The hope of no longer having to eat preserved eggs is just around the corner!
Cech missed a ball and he was not in high spirits. The camera was turned to the goalkeepers on both sides, and it was found that they were very similar, both looked listless and tired.
Ozil looks like he hasn't woken up yet, and Cech has no aspirations.
Soon, Cech missed the ball again.
The forward team overtook! Kaka scored a goal, assisted by Guti! Not long after they celebrated, Raul from the defender team scored again, making it his second goal in this game.
The score is now 4-4, a big score and a draw.
Goals are contagious, either you don’t score at all, or you score in groups.
Of course, this is also related to the level of the goalkeepers on both sides. That Cech, yes, I'm talking about you, you are at least the father of Chelsea, what's wrong with you, you can't be a goalkeeper if you take off your helmet~
Let’s not talk about Ozil and others. Even if they are not professional goalkeepers, why do they hide when they see the ball? At least Cech knew how to save the ball, but he just missed it. So the striker team's goal was no different from an empty goal, right?
When Raul's shot went past, the young wife turned her back with a look of horror on her face, and the ball hit his back and bounced into the net!
Coach, is it time to make a substitution? !
Cech said he was not to blame. There were only a few defenders, so wasn't it normal to concede a goal?
He continued to fish with a clear conscience.
Ivan was sent to the stands, and Pepe was the only commentator left. Pepe was not very experienced in the business, so he remembered something and started flipping through his notebook.
Huh? He said why the player on the opposite side, Ozil, looked so strange, so it was because of a mission?
Pepe saw the two lines Muller left behind Ozil's task, he took out a pen and added a third one.
Ozil's mission is accomplished!
He completed the task, and his teammates were not willing to let him continue to be the goalkeeper, so they decided to make a substitution!
Coach Sean thought so too. She looked at everyone on the field again. Does anyone want to be a goalkeeper?
Casillas is not happy, Neuer still wants to score, then...
Ka Xiaoxi thought about it and felt that he needed to take care of the girl, so he recommended someone.
That man is Sergio Ramos!
Shui Ye:? ? ?
Everyone looked at Cassie, Are you sure?
Casillas nodded firmly. He was very sure that Ramos must be allowed to be the goalkeeper so that he could experience the difficulty of being a goalkeeper!
We play, but we also have to learn something while having fun, right?
Learn while playing and play while learning!
It's time to teach Ramos a lesson!
Everyone thought it made sense, and Casillas's thoughts were broadcast through Pepe's interview, and the fans heard it clearly.
Many people said that this game made them laugh so hard that their stomach muscles hurt. We are all human beings, so why are you players so good? !
Ramos succumbed to the captain's tyranny. After putting on the gloves, he said that it seemed quite interesting!
Ramos was secretly thinking of imitating Neuer and running farther when he attacked, but he didn't expect that captain Casillas was standing in their half. It was difficult for him to run away, and he could only watch other teammates playing in the opposite penalty area.
Shui Ye: QVQsese also wants to play with you~
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