Oh my God, why did your goalkeeper run out again?
Everyone looked closely and saw that not only the goalkeeper of the defense team ran out, but the goalkeeper of the forward team also ran out! Did you two make an appointment? !
Ivan and Ramos appeared outside the penalty area at the same time!
As Casillas was running, he found someone had passed him. He looked back and saw that the space in front of his own goal was empty!
Looking at the other side, the opposite goal is also empty!
At this moment, he had the illusion that there was no goalkeeper in this game.
Ramos was still a step too slow and Ivan got the ball first. Everyone rushed over and saw the two goalkeepers in a 1v1 situation.
#Ah, do you want to let them solo?
Before I could finish this thought, the solo result came out, and Ivan defeated Ramos.
Brothers, what are you standing there for? Charge, it’s an empty goal! Get back on defense quickly!
All for the sake of not eating preserved eggs! ! !
A group of people were running very fast, and the referee Luo Xiaoxiao also ran very fast. Clattenburg was watching him on the sidelines and shook his head. This running position was too unprofessional. How could he run ahead of the player with the ball?
Everyone followed Alvin who was dribbling the ball, except for three people who did not run. Yes, they were the three who made the gymnastics performance possible. Higuain looked confused, then his face was full of joy. He no longer had to find ways to do other people's tasks. As long as Alvin scored the goal, wouldn't they be fine?
Ibrahimovic and Messi didn't have enough time to run, and couldn't catch up even if they ran, so Ibrahimovic just watched the fun.
He turned his head and looked at Higuain's face which was filled with joy that he couldn't hide at all, and then thought about how he had run over to grab Messi's header before, and Ibrahimovic's eyebrows raised.
He put his arm around Higuain's neck and almost suffocated him.
#Little brother, what's wrong with you?
Higuain is struggling, damn, referee, where are you, referee! Someone is forcibly locking up a man here!
The referee couldn't hear his shouting. His eyes and mind were full of his Lord Duke.
The Duke was strolling leisurely, and by the time he was in position to shoot, the others had almost surrounded him. But he was not panicking, he had other ideas. He looked up and glanced at Luo Xiaoxiao who was running ahead of him, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Luo Xiaoxiao just turned around and saw the faint dimple on Ivan's face:? ? ?
Then Ivan passed the ball over!
No, this arc cannot be said to be a pass to him...
But the ball was indeed aimed at him!
Before Luo Xiaoxiao could react, he felt his right thigh hit by the ball. Then he watched the ball bounce off his leg and into the goal.
Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !
Pepe's tone was full of "F*ck!" "G, gooooooooooooooal~~~~Defenders goalkeeper Ivan DeWitt assisted referee Cristiano Ronaldo and scored a crucial goal of the game! The defenders achieved a reversal, they are 6-5 forwards!"
Many fans almost vomited blood, what? The goalkeeper assisted the referee to score a goal? ! This is even more incredible than the referee assisting the goalkeeper just now!
An exhibition match, it was indeed an exhibition match!
The players of the forward team wanted to vomit blood. They had finally struggled to counterattack, but in the end they met a tough opponent and were beaten back to their original form!
Once again, I sigh, what the hell is Alvin?
Pepe checked the time and said, "Congratulations to the robot for his achievement. He scored twice in this game, tying Raul's goal tally~"
Luo Xiaoxiao was confused. How could he score a goal when he was a referee? !
The fans were even more confused. What the hell, Ronaldo scored the second goal as a referee? !
No no no, they missed a very crucial point!
Brothers and sisters, have you forgotten that Ronaldo kissed Irving? !
Ivan's last goal was assisted by Ronaldo. For this goal, he could have shot it himself, but he assisted Ronaldo!
After kissing Ivan, the Portuguese still got a shot and an assist!
Aaaah, Xiao Tiantian is really a fairy! When will the curse of scoring two goals with a kiss be broken?
Because it was an exhibition match, Pepe directly teased it: "The game is almost over. Congratulations to the robot for continuing Ivan's kissing spell! Oh! It's a pity that the game time is too short, and we can't witness the birth of the next lucky person!"
Thomas Muller, the next lucky guy, waved to everyone in the stands. He was enjoying the game while eating melons and enjoying the breeze. He was so happy.
The fans laughed and cried. Damn, has our little Britney’s sweet curse been exposed? There are many players from other leagues here. What should we do if word gets out that everyone is kissing our little sweetie?
Van Persie, who had just experimented with it not long ago, raised his paw to show that he could testify to Ivan's kissing spell.
Everyone was having fun, then they heard the referee blow the whistle!
Luo Xiaoxiao also didn't know how to blow the final whistle, so he blew it randomly a few times. Everyone looked over, and he said, "The game is over, but I still want to give Pepe a red card."
Let you talk too much! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Pepe is super innocent. He said, "The referee, your whistle is really unprofessional. Ivan is right next to you. Let him teach you."
The fans at the scene laughed and said, teach, you must teach!
The camera was facing them, and Ivan might have become interested. He said something to Luo Xiaoxiao, and the latter covered his ears. Then the fans were shocked to see that Alvin directly picked up the whistle hanging on Luo Xiaoxiao's chest, put it to his mouth, and blew the final whistle as a demonstration!
Oh shit!
Is it already so unsophisticated? Are you two so close that you share a whistle? !
The fans of the main wife CP screamed, ahhhh! To round it off, they kissed in front of the whole world!
The Portuguese man covered his ears stupidly and forgot to put his hands down, staring at the Englishman's actions. His eyes fell on his well-shaped lips, and the tips of his ears turned slightly red.
After Ivan blew the whistle, he returned it to him. When the two looked at each other, Ivan's eyes were full of happy smiles.
This look seems familiar...
It seems like, I have seen it somewhere before?
Well, it seems to be seen more often in bed.
etc!
He suddenly thought of something and his mind buzzed. But that was not the end. He heard Alvin say something in a low voice.
He left the spot with his limbs somewhat stiff. When he walked off the court and saw a group of players surrounding Pi Dan and laughing noisily, his mind seemed to have finally understood what Ivan had said.
"Cris plays the whistle beautifully."
These words sounded familiar. On the day of the replay, he had said something similar when he entered the game.
"Ma'am, I love to hear you whistle."
Luo Xiaoxiao: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Pepe was yelling, "Now we have to compile a list of people who eat preserved eggs! Don't even think about escaping!"
Those who lost the forward team and didn’t complete the mission, it’s time to come out and accept punishment!
See who’s here?
Neuer, Casillas, Van Persie, Guti, Kaka.
Oh no!
Pepe interviewed them and asked them if they had anything to say before eating the preserved eggs. Guti acted as a representative and asked if the person who said he wanted to eat preserved eggs in the stands could come down and eat it in their place.
Unfortunately, of course not, and the fans will not agree.
Neuer did not mention the preserved egg. He asked: "After eating the preserved egg, can we watch Alvin play the sleepy ball? I heard that the sleepy ball can only be played in England? It's a rare opportunity for me to come to England. It's really nice here. I like it here very much, so can Alvin teach us?"
Phew~ Neuer, why are you asking this? You are a goalkeeper, why do you want to learn the sleepy ball? !
German fans are shocked. Should they support it?
Luo Xiaoxiao calmed down after hearing him say that, and turned to ask Ivan who was walking down with him: "Is it true that sleepy balls can only be played in England?"
The Portuguese have been wanting to ask this mysterious question for a long time.
Ivan couldn't help laughing when he heard his question. He looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to this side. He said to Luo Xiaoxiao: "Of course not, they are the only ones who are easy to fool."
Luo Xiaoxiao: “…”
Luo Xiaoxiao felt happy again when he thought about it. So far, he was the only one who had been truly taught by Alvin!
But the tuition fee is not cheap, and the Portuguese gritted their teeth and didn't want to admit that they enjoyed it.
Ivan took the microphone and said, "You guys eat the preserved eggs. It's still early. If you want, I'll kick a few for you to see."
Neuer nodded vigorously, no problem!
When the others heard this, they thought that the crying child gets the milk, and they immediately shamelessly asked, saying that they also wanted to learn.
We can't favor one over the other, so Alvin nodded and agreed.
Now, the fans are reluctant to change the channel, and many players are secretly waiting in front of the TV, ready to learn from the live broadcast.
They are going to start eating preserved eggs!
The four people were very hesitant in peeling the eggs, and the others were cheering on the side. Many Arsenal fans felt sorry for their Van Persie, oh, what a poor guy~
Ivan signaled the staff to bring a few bottles of mineral water. The four people who wanted to eat preserved eggs became even more frightened after seeing this scene.
Many female fans felt sorry for them. They are so handsome, but they have to accept punishment. Wow.
No, it turns out that people really like to see handsome people eating preserved eggs~
Pepe suddenly suggested: "Don't eat together, eat one by one."
That’s a good idea!
Everyone looked at the people who had peeled the century eggs. Who would eat first?
Finally Kaka raised his paw, he was first.
Mr. Nice was good-tempered, and he smiled like a little angel with wings. Seeing that he was about to put the preserved egg in his mouth, Pepe asked him sympathetically: "Anything else you want to say, Ricardo?"
Kaka shook his head: "If Ivan can eat it, I should be able to do it too."
puff! The fans don’t know whether to cry or laugh, this is probably not true love!
What's going on with this visual sense of "you jump, I jump"? !
Our little sweetheart’s harem is spread all over the world!
The camera turned to Ivan, who smiled slightly. He was obviously very interested in watching others eat century eggs.
Sweetie is so pleasing to the eyes, if you ignore the childish Portuguese guy behind him who is making horns on his head.
Everyone watched Kaka start to eat the preserved egg. The other three watched him eat with fear, for fear that Kaka would spit it out right after eating it. They would be so scared QAQ
As a result, the Brazilian ate it all without even frowning!
Pepe was surprised: "Ricardo, how does it taste?"
Kaka swallowed it, took the water he handed over, drank a few sips, and said slowly: "It tastes okay."
What the hell? !
Muller in the stands couldn't sit still anymore, he ran down to confirm that Kaka's expression was real!
He really doesn’t think it tastes bad!
Alvin laughed and said, see, although the taste is a bit strange, some people can still accept it.
But if everyone feels that it is acceptable, how can it be called a punishment?
Please welcome the next challenger~
The next challenger is Guti!
Jinlang said, seeing Kaka eating so calmly, maybe it’s not that exaggerated?
He is the oldest among the four people present, so he still has to set an example.
So he readily picked up his own and put it in his mouth.
He chewed it a few times.
Everyone just counted silently: three, two, one.
The camera witnessed Guti's expression change from normal to red and then blue.
He finally couldn't stand it anymore and spit everything in his mouth into the trash can that the staff had prepared long ago!
Casillas and Neuer's faces turned ugly again!
Don't scare them! Holy shit, is it really that unpalatable? !
Ha ha ha ha! Everyone was happy when they saw someone couldn't stand it, and the whole stadium laughed together. That feeling was so refreshing!
Van Persie looked around, took a deep breath, and thought, it's okay, it's okay. Guti's expression must be an exception. Century eggs can't be that bad. No matter how bad they are, can they be worse than British food?
Didn’t you see that Alvin and Kaka are both fine?
General Fan, you can do it too!
He prepared himself mentally and then started eating.
Everyone: Hehehehe.
As expected, Van Persie's expression changed exactly like Guti's.
He knelt on one knee, covering his mouth, and stretched out one hand forward in despair, Water! Give him water! ! !
Hahahahahahahahaha this is so funny, Xiao Tiantian is so good at playing!
Arsenal fans shook their heads and laughed, "Oh, our darling little Beet, slow down, why are you in such a hurry?"
Van Persie finally finished vomiting and felt better.
It’s so scary, this is China’s dark cuisine!
Who is the fourth one? Everyone's malicious gazes moved over and glanced at the two poor little guys with pale faces.
Casillas and Neuer looked at each other. Who will go first between the two goalkeepers?
The camera then cut to Ivan, who was crossing his arms, looking like he was enjoying a good show.
The message board gave a brief interpretation:
#小甜甜: We are all door gods, can you be quicker?
#小甜甜: As a fellow door god, please learn from me~
Ka Xiaoxi gritted his teeth and let him go first! Set an example for the younger generation!
He took his preserved egg and stuffed the whole thing into his mouth!
Ivan wanted to stop him tactfully: "Don't be anxious, Igor, don't choke..."
Before he could finish his words, Cassie started vomiting!
The last one, Neuer was so scared when he saw Casillas holding the trash can that his shoulders were shaking!
Cassie poured two bottles of water into his mouth, and after rinsing his mouth, there were still tears in his eyes.
The three people who had eaten the preserved eggs all looked at the last one, with a smile of "you know" on their faces.
If you have experienced it yourself, you must make sure others experience it too~ Neuer, don't try to escape~
Alas, Muller sighed, patted his friend on the shoulder, gave him a helpless look, and told him to wish him good luck.
Neuer: QAQ
Let’s fight to the death against Ai Wenxue’s sleepy ball!
Whether you stretch your neck or retract your neck, you will get a knife. Neuer, you can do it. Hurry up!
He also swallowed it in one gulp!
Neuer, with his mouth puffed up and tears in his eyes, said that Kaka is not a human being! That’s right! Neither is Alvin! And Cech!
How on earth could they tolerate such a horrible taste? !
The four people finally accepted the punishment and the water box was half empty.
After enjoying the embarrassment of several people, Pepe happily picked up the microphone: "Now let's move on to the second part, the award ceremony~"
The etiquette lady came up with a small trophy in her hand!
When everyone saw it, they were like, wow, it’s so formal? I didn’t know or I thought it was the Golden Globe Awards!
The fans think so too, Angle is really rich!
The winning defender team received a small trophy for each member! The trophy is so dazzling, and the material it is made of, you can tell at a glance that the price is quite high!
The losing Forward team also got a consolation prize, which looked like a trophy, but why did it look so much like... um, preserved eggs?
Remove the base and you will see the lump-shaped thing on top, which is actually preserved egg!
Sweetie's bad taste? You can choose not to eat the preserved eggs, but you have to accept them? !
This is too scary! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Everyone got the trophy, and Pepe continued: "The individual award ceremony will be held now. Players who have completed the task and players with outstanding performance will receive awards. Among them, the list of outstanding players will be announced by Ivan on Twitter after the game~"
Being a commentator is really fun. Pepe feels that he can still do this job after retirement. He reads: "The fans' prizes will be sent out after the game. In addition, we have set up a special interactive session."
Huh? How come it disappears here? Pepe looked at Ivan, a little confused.
Ivan took the microphone from him and was about to speak. The scene became lively again and the sweet and charming voice of Mei could be heard again! happy!
Irving: "I didn't think about this session at the time, but later I thought of it. This is a post-match interactive session. Fans are welcome to post their thoughts on the game on Twitter. Players can also participate. There is no limit to the number of words. We will draw the most creative speech and give it to your idol's autographed jersey."
Pepe was surprised: "Whose?"
Ivan nodded: "It's all right. Before the exhibition match, we invited top stars such as Ronaldo to be off-site guests. We probably have all the jerseys you want."
Hiss——damn, what a domineering statement!
Why does it feel like I am looking at a domineering president?
#Xiao Tiantian, a man whose whole family is a CEO.
Neuer, who was listless just now, is now energetic and can ask Alvin for advice on how to deal with the sleepy ball!
Everyone went back to drink some water, change clothes and take a shower, and then came back excitedly to learn how to play the sleepy ball with Alvin!
The live broadcast on TV continued, and those who originally didn't believe how Alvin would teach the skills of the Sleepy Ball discovered that he was actually teaching!
Alvin first asked Luo Xiaoxiao to demonstrate. Luo Xiaoxiao didn’t kick it out at first. After Alvin corrected him several times, he succeeded on the fifth time!
It really works! The Portuguese's success sparked a wave of enthusiasm for learning, and Ivan gave another wave of guidance, but unfortunately no one was able to play well.
It was supposed to be a good exhibition match but in the end it turned into a free kick contest. Fortunately they had a group of goalkeepers who took turns and they didn't feel tired at all.
The live broadcast ended at this time. The players who were watching the live broadcast wanted to watch more, but there was nothing to watch!
After such a heart-wrenching search for Irving's sleepy ball teaching videos on the Internet, some people began to think about going to the Premier League.
Only England can play such a sleepy ball! I want to go and see it!
The author has something to say:
Xiao Tiantian: Madam's whistle sounds so beautiful
Luo Xiaoxiao: You said the same thing last time in bed
Xiao Tiantian: Well, the last time I was also very good at blowing
Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !
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