The fans laughed, Lu Xiaopang, you really tried your best to get close to them!
@Your Little Sweetie, considering that Rooney is working so hard to promote your lipstick, would you consider giving him an endorsement?
After reading the fans' messages, Rooney expressed his dissatisfaction and bluntly said that Alvin still owed him a hat trick.
fan:? ? ?
You can eat preserved eggs casually but you can’t say anything casually. When did our little sweetie owe you a hat trick?
Rooney explained that after the first group match of the World Cup, he made an agreement with Alvin that Alvin would assist him in scoring three goals. However, in the second match, Alvin was sent off due to a whistle, and this agreement could not be fulfilled for various reasons.
He sang praises of the brotherhood between Alvin and him with great emotion, and recalled the days when he and Alvin fought side by side in the national team. That was truly the happiest time for him, Lu Xiaopang, in the national team.
The fans originally wanted to complain about him, but seeing him say that, many of them shed tears again. During this period of time, the screen has been flooded with pictures of the awesome Little Sweetie, and they almost forgot how difficult it was for the three cats and for Ivan.
Ivin didn't respond. It was not his style to get too close to any players or coaches on either side of the game before the game.
Rooney seemed to be talking to himself the whole time. In fact, he was very satisfied after posting the tweet. Ivan must have seen it, but he was just shy and didn't say anything.
The next day when he went to the club for training, Rooney found that many of his friends came over to chat with him and asked him about Irving's officiating habits and preferences.
With his self-esteem fully satisfied, Rooney proudly introduced (showed off) his friend Ivan to his teammates. Everyone was stunned and said they would get a haircut tomorrow.
Rooney took out what he boasted was his lucky lipstick - Angle Men's Nude Lipstick, and said that he was full of strength and as long as he applied it in front of the mirror before the game, he would definitely be able to score a hat trick.
Everyone was shocked. What the hell? Is it really that magical? !
Then they heard a cough.
——It’s assistant coach Robson.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out to be Robson. They thought it was the boss who came and scared them.
Seeing everyone's obvious relief, Robson didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he coughed again and moved aside.
Their big boss Ferguson appeared behind him.
Everyone: “…” Excuse me.
Ferguson glanced at his disciples expressionlessly and called Rooney to his office.
Fat Lu:! ! !
He looked at his friends for help, Brothers, save me! ! !
Everyone could only watch him go away with their eyes, unable to do anything to help.
Everyone said that Rooney could not be saved. The boss hated people who did not focus on playing football the most, especially Rooney's idea of taking advantage of Ivan Ou's popularity.
They looked at each other again, so, should they go get their hair done tomorrow?
...Do it! Why not! The boss didn’t make a rule that forbids them from having non-exaggerated hair!
Think about my former teammate Cris. Ever since he appeared in the games refereed by Irvin with the same curly hair as Irvin, he has been killing everyone!
Come on, let’s go to the barber shop together tomorrow and get a bunch of curly hair!
Rooney is making trouble, and Arsenal is not to be outdone. They said that their stadium is the same stadium that Britney Spears had played in when she held exhibition matches. It is a Feng Shui treasure land, so they, Arsenal, must always be under the lucky aura of Britney Spears!
The new one, yes, is the Brazilian superstar of "Shamatte", do you agree?
I heard that Neymar came to the Premier League for Ivan’s sleepy ball! Rounding it off, Neymar is definitely a fan of Ivan!
Alvin was born in 1989 and Neymar was born in 1992. He is three years younger than Alvin. Maybe he really grew up watching Alvin play football (?)?
After all, it was a Premier League game, and the fans were just watching Manchester United and Arsenal perform their respective tricks. What they didn't expect was that Real Madrid, far away in La Liga, also caused trouble.
On that day, the Spanish headlines were dominated by an interesting story related to Real Madrid.
The accompanying picture is of Real Madrid coach Mourinho. In order to encourage his disciples to move forward bravely and not be afraid of difficulties, and to defeat Barcelona to win their first goal, the league championship, he took out a jersey that he had treasured for a long time.
Everyone was stunned when they saw the jersey. Oh my god, it was England’s out-of-print No. 29 jersey!
God! It’s their little sweetie’s autographed jersey!
Mourinho, what kind of psychological tactics are you going to use?
But when they saw the words on the jersey, they fell silent.
[I am Alvin, please learn from me.] 】
Everyone: “…”
They had mixed feelings. These words seemed so positive, but why did they see the implication that "you are not as good as a referee at playing football"?
How heartbroken must it be for these Real Madrid players who lowered their heads and received the scolding! Yet I felt like laughing.
Wait, this sounds familiar. Isn’t this what Alvin said when he took the oath for the first time during the World Cup?
At that time, fair play was advocated. As his teacher, was Mourinho trying to promote the spirit of his disciple?
...Oh, forget it. Mourinho is definitely not that kind of person. For these head coaches, winning is the top priority. Is fair play something that can be eaten? They only know tactical fouls!
So... there must be something else.
Look at the group of players with serious expressions in the background! They must have been criticized for poor cooperation and under-performance, so does Mourinho act like a strict patriarch who treats "other people's children" like a parent at this time?
Sweetie, he is the child of other people’s family!
Before he became an awesome referee, he was an awesome player! He is Mourinho's favorite disciple, no doubt about it! There's nothing wrong with using it as a role model for current disciples, right?
The case is solved. Mourinho is using Ivan as an example to teach everyone in Real Madrid a lesson!
Soon this photo was made into an emoticon by the fans:
【Magic Bird: Seeing the jersey is like seeing the person.jpg】
[Magic Bird: Heaven and earth, all look to Ivan.jpg]
La Liga fans didn't think too much about it, it was the Premier League fans who reminded them that Rooney knew to use the rose-colored lipstick of Britney Spears (the fans all assumed that the girl was Britney Spears) to attract good luck. You are so naive! What is fair play? Why learn Alvin's football skills? Is Mourinho trying to take advantage of Ivan's luck?
What? When Mourinho was interviewed by reporters about Ivan's jersey, he actually said that they would snatch the league championship from Barcelona this season? !
Under normal circumstances, the media might have made some sarcastic remarks, but today they all got scared when editing the manuscript!
It’s better not to be too confident, Mourinho is the man holding the jersey blessed by the flower of England, God Alvin! Maybe Real Madrid really won the league championship?
With this interruption, everyone started paying attention to the match between Manchester United and Arsenal, and kept an eye on the La Liga standings.
If Real Madrid wins the league title, they will, they will... they will call Alvin daddy QAQ! ! !
Fans from both places ate melons and smoked sweets while looking forward to the game. On August 28, 2011, this battle between the mortal enemies finally arrived amid great anticipation.
In the third round of the Premier League, Manchester United faced Arsenal at home.
When the home team players appeared on the big screen, Manchester United fans burst into laughter.
Oh shit! Why do your lips look like they are covered with oil? !
Rooney's is particularly obvious, it looks like he applied three layers! And Ashley Young, his lips are reflecting light!
The camera also turned to the young goalkeeper De Gea. Well, his lips were also quite moist.
And the most obvious thing is that the hairstyle of all Manchester United players is very consistent!
The fans felt that the scene looked familiar at first, but they couldn't tell exactly where it looked familiar, until Ivan and his team appeared at the end of the passage.
The fans then understood why they felt it looked familiar!
What’s up with all these curly hairs!
Neutral fans reacted quickly and realized that this was definitely another attempt to take advantage of Ivan O'Neal's anger! They were furious and strongly requested that Xiao Tiantian have a different hairstyle next time she appears, so that these big pigs won’t take advantage of her!
The fourth official was sharp-eyed and he told Ivan that there was a stain on De Gea's clothes, but De Gea insisted that it was not.
Ivan raised his eyebrows, Oh? How dare he object to the fourth official's request to change jerseys?
He walked over, and under De Gea's confused gaze, he suddenly grabbed his collar, moved his head a little closer, and took a look.
“…” De Gea’s face flushed red.
Message board: "..."
What are Candy Clyde and De Gea doing? !
Ivan said, "You got your lipstick on the collar of your jersey. If you still want to play, I suggest you change your jersey."
Amid the confusion of the crowd, he calmly added: "Wipe off the lipstick before taking off and putting on clothes, otherwise it will rub on the collar."
Everyone: “…”
Manchester United players were full of surprise, what kind of observation skills is this from Alvin?
...That’s right, this lipstick is from his brand, he must have an impression of it.
I don’t know why, but when I saw Alvin talking seriously about lipstick, his tone was completely inconsistent with the actual information revealed in his words.
He knows so much about lipstick, who would believe he doesn't have a girlfriend?
The live broadcast camera that had prepared lip-reading online translation early on indicated that Xiao Tiantian might be a hidden playboy.
Luo Xiaoxiao is also playing a game at the moment and has no time to watch the live broadcast. Otherwise, when he sees Ivan interacting with other men, he might get angry again.
Alvin watched De Gea obediently follow the staff back to change his jersey, and he suddenly thought of the Portuguese man at home who was smiling like a cat that had stolen some fish early this morning.
He had just searched his simple suitcase in the referee's lounge, but couldn't find the referee uniform that he always brought with him to every game.
Because there are always many people who want to exchange jerseys with him, Alvin is used to having a few extra ones.
He was in deep thought. He clearly remembered that he had folded the things and put them in the suitcase last night. He was very sure that he did not take them out before he left.
So…what’s going on?
The camera was also focused on Ponemar, whose Shamatte hairstyle was the most eye-catching in the whole audience.
He shaved his hair on both sides, leaving a strip of yellow hair in the middle, looking like a wild and free-spirited horse.
The camera incidentally caught him stealing glances at Ivan from time to time, and the message board started laughing.
I know you admire Xiao Tiantian. If you admire him, just say it boldly!
Welcome to England, this magical land, where you can not only see the scenery of the Premier League, but also learn the unique English skill of the sleepy ball!
Ivan then walked to the front of the team, and the camera kept sticking to him. Originally, Arsenal and Manchester United should have disliked each other, but at this moment, the players of both teams were still in the mood to steal the camera behind Ivan.
Next to Ivan stood a tall caddy, who looked to be about 9 or 10 years old. He was a handsome boy with chestnut curly hair. At this moment, the boy was holding Ivan's hand with excitement and looking at him.
His blue eyes, similar to Ivan's, caught the camera's attention.
Wow, the big handsome guy and the little handsome guy, they are so pleasing to the eyes!
Noticing his gaze, Ivan smiled and looked at the boy holding his hand: "What's wrong? Do you want an autograph?"
The boy's beautiful blue eyes flashed, but he still shook his head. He looked at Ivan, seeming to want to say something but stopped.
He hesitantly called out "Brother" and then stopped talking.
Alvin smiled and thought he was just shy and didn't take it seriously. He thought he would remember to give the kid an autograph after the game.
So he leaned over and hugged the handsome boy, just missing the huge surprise that flashed in the other's eyes.
Fat Lu happened to see this from behind, and he was sighing at how popular Alvin was. But is it that happy to be hugged by Alvin?
Well, it seems like he'll be happy, Rooney scratched his head.
It was time for the game to start. Alvin led the two teams of players onto the court amid the melodious and passionate singing.
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