Who is the little cat that Ibrahimovic is calling?
He did not tag anyone, leaving fans and the media with endless room for imagination.
Most people think that Ibrahimovic was referring to England, because England is truly the Three Cats Army. Especially since their little Sweetie showed up at the championship celebration with three cats.
And speaking of Sweden, there is a real reason why the English are so cowardly. England has never won against the Nordic Vikings Sweden in major tournaments. England's curse of losing to Sweden lasted for 43 years.
After the World Cup in South Africa ended, people in Sweden were still sighing and lamenting, thinking that if they had advanced to the round of 32, there would be no chance for England. England beat the world? No! Their big brother Sweden hasn’t spoken yet!
England is the World Cup champion = England is the best, and Sweden is better than England, so Sweden, which has the strength of a first-rate team but often cannot escape the fate of a second-rate team, can also be the champion!
A small number of people believe that Ibrahimovic's kitten statement is not simple, he would not be stupid enough to make an enemy of the whole England, so the "kitten" he called must be referring to a person!
So who is this person?
The answer is obvious. Please look up Irving's previous tweet. Yes, it's the selfie with cat ears that received a huge amount of likes. People all over the world are familiar with this person. The famous cat ears challenge that started with him has not been forgotten for long!
so……
The "kitten" that Ibrahimovic called was actually Alvin!
Don’t ask us why we know this, Ibrahimovic is the most powerful warrior who can’t be ignored in the army that has verified Candy Clyde’s kiss curse!
England fans: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Ibrahimovic has gone too far! Not only did the double entendre tease England, it also teased their little sweetie!
Can you just tease the national mascot? This must not be tolerated, the Three Lions must teach him a lesson!
Having said that, the national team roster has not been finalized yet.
The old team is still the same old team, but recently there have been a lot of injuries and a shortage of soldiers and generals.
Rooney failed to perform well in the last qualifying match and was directly suspended for two games. That means he could not play in the first two group matches of his European Cup journey and could only watch from the stands.
The 11-12 season is gradually coming to an end, the European Cup is about to come, and the league champions of that season have also been determined.
Apart from anything else, many fans who have been following La Liga are filled with complicated feelings.
Real Madrid won the league championship!
Remember how Mourinho used his beloved disciple’s autographed jersey to set an example for everyone at the beginning of the season? Of course, this does not mean that the credit of Real Madrid's victory should be passed on to Ivan. This was entirely achieved by Real Madrid's own strength, but that does not prevent adding a highlight to the player and refereeing career of England's sweetheart!
Xiao Tiantian is really European! Anyone who has anything to do with him will not only not have bad results, but will also be able to achieve their goals!
Therefore, the England national team's lineup has not yet been completely determined, at least the identity of the honorary members has been determined.
The England national team is determined to invite Alvin over. If you don't play on the field, you can be a mascot! The country needs you! Sweetie, you can't refuse!
Xiao Tiantian, who has already bought the ticket: "..."
After Luo Xiaoxiao found out, he focused on the topic in a very unusual way: "Evan, if you follow the team to the game, will they challenge you one by one...will they really not trick you into playing in the end?"
This is not what the Portuguese wanted to express the most. He choked back halfway through his words.
But Ivan already knew what he wanted to say, and Ivan didn't expose him: "If you are not on the roster, you are not allowed to play."
Anyway, I only go to the field when England plays games. I can still watch other games at other times, and it won’t interfere with watching Ronaldo’s games.
England's European Cup group is indeed dead. In addition to Sweden, which has not won in 43 years, there are also host Ukraine and France, which has been unbeaten in 21 qualifiers.
Ukraine is not strong. Their only strong player is Shevchenko, the Ukrainian nuclear warhead. Like his Milan junior Ibrahimovic, he is a lone hero of the national team.
Rounding off...rounding off for nothing! England fans don’t want to hear the author rounding off!
Just think about it, England is so panicked in Sweden, which only has one strong player, Ibrahimovic. What if Ukraine unexpectedly fails?
In fact, such an upset is unlikely to happen. If China has Yao Ming and Liu Xiang besides football, then war-torn Ukraine has nothing but Shevchenko.
I'm not afraid of my opponent being too strong, I'm just afraid of my teammates being that way. England fans are worried. They still have the mood to analyze their opponents, but they themselves have not yet decided on the 23-man roster for the national team!
Hodgson, the temporary head coach who took over to fill the vacancies, selected players from various major leagues, and those with similar strength were forced to take the position. It is really miserable, there is a shortage of manpower!
Alvin was invited to share his experience (focusing on goalkeepers). When he arrived at the training base, there were less than 23 people reporting.
Two days before the start of the European Cup, Hodgson finally got his team together. Go, go, go, what? Ask him what tactics? Just give me defense and it's all! Not withdrawing from the competition due to lack of candidates is already overcoming a major hurdle!
Other countries are laughing at England. They may be afraid of Alvin, but without Alvin, top scorer Rooney is still suspended? I wouldn't be afraid of you!
The French were half relieved, represented by their team's Benzema, who looked relaxed when being interviewed by reporters before playing against England.
For some reason, his other teammates were a little panicked.
Ribery, who was eliminated in the painful group stage of the World Cup in South Africa, said that it is better not to relax too much. Who knows what those cunning British devils (?) will do?
They have their mascot, Alvin, but what do we have? Do we have Benzema?
No, it’s best not to find an opportunity to let him take the blame.
The young men in England generally have a good attitude. Why are they panicking? Didn’t you see that the boss is still smiling?
Before the game, Ivin was stopped for an interview. The reporter asked him what he thought of England's current lineup and whether the group stage would go smoothly. How far can this European Cup go?
This is simply the worst lineup England has had in the last decade! There are only a few players who can be called stars, and they are all old. The only hope is Rooney, who is still suspended.
However, Irwin's answer reassured many fans. He smiled and said, "I don't think the group stage is a problem. Maybe some of the players are still young, but I have seen them train and they cooperate well."
When hearing Ivan say "he is still young", many fans were suddenly enlightened. Yes, Walcott is the same age as Irwin, 23 years old this year. There are even younger ones, Manchester United's youngster Welbeck was born in 1990, he is only 22 this year.
Before we knew it, Xiao Tiantian is already 23!
It has been 5 years since he turned 18. At this age when many people may have just left their childishness and entered the society, Alvin has already won numerous honors!
Has he reached the peak of his life? not yet! He is still on his way to the peak of his life!
On the day of the match against France, when the fans saw Irwin's face appear on the big screen, they gave him a warm round of applause.
After the applause, everyone realized, wow, Xiao Tiantian looked so handsome today!
Others came here to play football, but he came here to walk on the catwalk in a suit and tie!
In fact, they want to know more about...how much hairspray did Britney Spears use on her hair?
The camera was always pointed at him. Alvin noticed it, smiled at the camera and waved.
Even many French fans said that their blood tanks were half empty.
For the romantic French, what could be happier than being able to look at handsome guys and watch a game at the same time?
Ivan was supposed to enter the court before the players. He was considered a non-staff member and was supposed to sit in the stands on the sidelines, where many celebrities gather. However, he was pulled back by Terry just as he came out.
Before he could react, Terry took the lead and tried to bear hug him.
Now that you're here, why don't you give your brother a hug as a token of your appreciation?
I heard kissing you will bring good luck? Alvin, you’re welcome, let’s have some kisses!
The camera was immediately drawn in, their actions perfectly displayed on the big screen and live camera.
Sensing Terry's intention, Ivan subconsciously stretched out his hand to cover his face, and Terry smacked his palm.
Terry: ? ? ?
The calm brothers Gerrard and Lampard came over and wanted to kiss Irving:? ? ?
If Rooney were here, he would definitely be the first one to hug and kiss Ivan. Fat Rooney was in the stands at this time, and when he saw that his teammates actually listened to his advice and kissed Ivan, he expressed his satisfaction.
...Why does it seem like we didn’t kiss?
England fans: “…”
If it happened under normal circumstances, it would be fine, the fans might take the lead in spitting on them, but when it comes to national honor? Guys, hurry up and get going! Make that little sweetie's face drool!
Ivan rejected their kiss and explained sincerely: "Hugs are fine, but kisses on the face are not allowed. My girlfriend will be unhappy."
Everyone: “…”
You are caught off guard by a mouthful of dog food, and you have to swallow it with a smile.
Luo Xiaoxiao had not played any game yet. He was sitting in the locker room after training. He happened to turn on the live broadcast and saw the scene where Ivan refused to give him a kiss.
Pepe came in to change his clothes. He was humming a little tune halfway through when he suddenly realized something was wrong.
Um? Why is the robot's face so red?
He didn't think too much about it, and also showed concern for his friends: "Cris, are you feeling unwell? I just met the team doctor when I came back. Can you go and take a look?"
Luo Xiaoxiao stared at the screen with a mysterious smile on his lips. He was caught off guard when he heard Pepe's shout and subconsciously blocked the phone.
Pepe:? ? ?
Why did he feel like the dean who discovered a student playing with his cell phone in class?
This action instantly reminded him, and he quickly reacted, oh~~ he must be watching some shameful video on his phone~
They are all men, so who doesn’t know who?
He continued to take his clothes, and heard the Portuguese man behind him explain: "I'm video chatting with my girlfriend."
There is nothing wrong with what he said in itself, but the problem is the emotion that cannot be concealed in his words.
Pepe, who can eat dog food even with just clothes: "..."
Ivan walked out and wanted to continue sitting in the stands, but he was stopped by coach Hodgson.
The coach said, why are you sitting in the stands, come and watch the game with me!
Ivan: “…”
After the game started, English fans were furious.
At the beginning they scored a goal and the fans were quite happy. Plus with Xiao Tiantian standing on the sidelines and having the aura of a big boss, they were looking forward to the team scoring another goal.
Unexpectedly, after scoring a goal, England began to retreat and defend. In the eyes of the fans, they were simply cowardly.
Even with such strong defense, we still couldn't hold on and France scored a goal to tie the score.
Now that the game is tied, we should at least score one more goal, right?
But the three cats didn't, they vowed to keep going until the last second.
The camera frequently turned to the coaching stand. Hodgson remained unmoved despite the deafening boos from English fans. No matter how ugly the situation was, he felt that he had achieved his goal by getting a draw.
The fans should go to watch Ivan. Woohoo, little sweetie, please persuade Hodgson. The old man has sincerely invited you to watch the game with him. Doesn't that mean he has given you the right to make suggestions?
But Ivan did not respond. He didn't say much. He stood with Hodgson like a charming statue of the goddess of beauty.
There was a French man in the stands who fell asleep because the scene was so ugly. He slept from the half-time break to the end of the second half. In the second half, Ivan just stood in that spot and didn't move at all.
The camera was given to Ivan several times, but Ivan was still watching the game until the last five minutes of the game, when the camera was given to Ivan again, the fans who had been yawning constantly were awakened by this scene, damn! Sweetie closed her eyes!
He is still in the same pose! Still so handsome! The difference is! He seems to have fallen asleep!
“……”How boring is this game? Even the sweet girl who loves football fell asleep after watching her? !
The camera may also be stunned and forget to change its angle. The next second, the ball that was cleared on the field suddenly flew towards Ivan.
The camera recorded the entire scene.
The ball was cleared by Terry with a long kick. He just held the ball and kicked it towards this side. He didn't control his strength enough, so the ball flew quite high, and started to fall when it was about to reach Ivan.
Is this ball going to hit Xiao Tiantian? Many fans at the scene were startled. Before the girls could even scream, they saw Ivan move and take a step back with his right leg. The ball just landed on his right ankle, stopped instantly, and then stayed still in front of him.
His eyes were still closed.
fan:"……"
Hodgson: “…”
Fat Lu: Holy shit!
This stop of the ball is absolutely amazing!
The most important thing is, Alvin didn’t even look at it, right? !
The ball stopped in front of him, and the caddy came over to pick it up. He carefully glanced at Ivan, who was resting with his eyes closed, and called out hesitantly.
The big man then opened his beautiful eyes, a deep blue color that was calm and clear, as if nothing had happened.
He smiled, bent down to pick up the ball and handed it to the caddy.
Everyone on the field who witnessed the whole process: "..."
Hold! Why do I feel like the guy on the sidelines is the protagonist?
Please debut right here! Please!
Even the referee on duty was stunned. After the game was over, he remembered that the ball was out of bounds and wanted to stop the game.
#小甜甜, a man who pretends to be cool even when he doesn’t play football or referee a game and sleeps on the sidelines.
The game ended first. Ibrahimovic, who did not rush to take a shower but turned on the live broadcast to check England's score, suddenly smiled brightly.
His teammates were wondering why he was smiling so happily.
They just lost 1-2 to Ukraine and nobody was laughing.
Ibrahimovic swept away the helpless haze on the field and showed a mysterious smile on his face: "I'm looking at the kitten."
His teammates glanced at his phone screen and saw, oh, England, it was indeed the Kittens, their next opponent.
The author has something to say: Xiao Tiantian: It’s cat food, not dog food~
Big Ibrahimovic (smiles sweetly): Zlatan can’t wait to ravage the little kitten.
Luo Xiaoxiao:? ? ?
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