Lewandowski is particularly good at finding the referee to complain. As the saying goes, the crying child gets the milk.
Ramos and Pepe were too rude when they kicked him. Brother Tofu said that long legs also have tempers!
The camera couldn't show what he said to Ivan, but fans had seen Doufusi running over to have a sincere chat with Xiao Tiantian more than once.
The Real Madrid fans at home couldn't stand it anymore. As long as the Dortmund striker ran to find the referee, they would definitely boo him.
The two long legs standing together are really pleasing to the eyes. The female fans said that they like it very much and asked the camera guy to give them a few more~
In comparison, Ivan's legs are longer, Lewandowski's hair is taller than Britney Spears's, and their heights seem to be about the same. The message board suddenly realized, who said that only Real Madrid players are scheming boys?
Facing Tofu's smiling face, Xiao Tiantian's expression was still good, but he was not hungry and didn't want to eat tofu, so Lewandowski returned empty-handed several times.
Real Madrid played aggressively throughout the first half but never found a chance to score. They were not very good at passing the ball, but the young Dortmund team ran and passed the ball quickly, and it was a bit difficult for that group of big men to cope with it.
#Dortmund·Little Fresh Meat·Mond: In football, speed is the only thing that can’t be defeated!
#Royal·Martial Arts Group·Madrid: Brothers, don’t be afraid, just do it. If you have the ball, press forward with all your strength. If you don’t have the ball, perform martial arts for the opponent!
The fans have already started counting. How many times has Xiao Tiantian blown the whistle since the start of the first half of the game? Some sharp-eyed people said that they saw Ivan trying to reach into his pocket more than once.
Pepe and Ramos have learned their lesson long ago. They may have even practiced countless reasonable fouls in private. Anyway, they are all within the range that Ivan can tolerate.
On the contrary, Higuain was the one who was more depressed. He was very frustrated because he couldn't find any chances to score, so he wanted to find a shortcut.
Spanish commentator: "Let's see if Real Madrid's transfer this time can pose a threat! Alonso passed the ball to Di Maria, Di Maria picked up his speed... He passed it to Ronaldo on the left! Ronaldo! He passed it high to Higuain!"
Higuain successfully stopped the ball. He took the ball and prepared to break through, but Gundogan on the opposite side came over.
Seeing that the opposing goalkeeper was ready and the space for shooting was blocked, the Little Smoker reacted quickly. He took a step to the left, ready to create the best condition to be tripped, but he did not step correctly and stepped on the opponent's instep.
Higuain had a stable center of gravity, but he lost his balance when he stepped on someone else's instep. Before he could even duck, he lost his balance while running at high speed and fell forward with stars in his eyes.
When he heard the whistle, Higuain's first reaction was that his fall was not in vain. However, when he turned around and saw his teammates' disappointed expressions, he was stunned. What a beautiful and perfect fall! He guaranteed that Alvin wouldn't be able to tell, and his fall looked so realistic!
Seeing the handsome referee reaching his hand into his pocket, his teammates shook their heads and went to Ivan to say something nice. Although Higuain's fall was not honorable, the procedure still had to be followed. What if...
Pooh! What the hell! Alvin took out the cards without even blinking!
Before the Dortmund players had time to surround him, they saw Ivan pulling out a card at Higuain!
Wow!
The guys were amazed. The referee was so handsome!
Mother! Look at that referee! How handsome he looks when he takes out his cards! How charming the way he registered in his little notebook was!
Mourinho turned around angrily on the sidelines. The brat said he would give him the Champions League? How happy it is to judge this fake fall!
Lewandowski, who was near the midfield line, was a little depressed. Why was his request not responded to by the referee? The defenders defending him were free and did not get a yellow card, but the opposing forward got a yellow card instead?
He felt a chill in his heart when he thought of this. Before the game, Gotze had shared with him an interesting story about the referee. It was said that Alvin was a referee who particularly protected defenders?
It might be okay if your defender commits a reasonable foul, but does your forward dare to fall accidentally? A yellow card is definitely in order!
It’s true! The cards he drew for the forward were the same as those for the defender!
Brother Toufu felt unwell when he thought about it. His droopy eyes looked even more sleepy in the close-up shot.
Higuain's face was wrinkled. Ever since he went to Ivan's website and was enlightened, he liked to gossip on the forum. As expected, God is watching what you do. If you are not careful, you will be fooled...
How much does Alvin hate fake falls!
It's true. He suffered in the World Cup because of similar behavior. Fans said, if you want to deceive the referee, isn't that tantamount to walking into the muzzle of a gun?
Xiao Tiantian can't stand this the most!
Dortmund took the opportunity to attack. Reus and Lewandowski cooperated very well in the two-pass move. Lewandowski quickly inserted himself into the game, and his long legs almost made Pepe get a stitch in the side.
"The level of the Bundesliga has risen rapidly in the past two years. Bayern eliminated Barcelona with a total score of 7-0 and advanced to the final. Dortmund is currently leading with a total score of 4-1. If Real Madrid cannot make a comeback in this game, the final will be dominated by these two Bundesliga teams!"
"Lewandowski is indeed an incredible player. It is said that Bayern is preparing to take Lewandowski and Gotze away next season. In order to keep Lewandowski, Dortmund promised to increase Lewandowski's annual salary from 1.5 million euros to 9 million..."
The commentator hadn’t finished boasting when Dortmund’s attack made him excited for a moment: “One-on-one! …Lewandowski, shoot!”
Diego Lopez leaped forward and bravely blocked the ball!
His save successfully preserved Real Madrid's hope of advancing!
The first half continued with the score at 0-0. The entire game relied on Real Madrid defenders to commit reasonable fouls on Lewandowski and Reus. The sweet referee blew the whistle and took out the cards to maintain the dignity of the semi-finals.
Poor Gotze was injured after just 15 minutes on the field. The team doctor who was carrying him might have been too soft-handed amid the boos, and Gotze almost fell down and got injured again. Fortunately, Irwin was quick to help with the stretcher, and it was a false alarm.
Luo Xiaoxiao looked at the silly smiles of Gotze and his wife and felt very depressed.
Just go down. Why bother the referee? Isn’t it a bit too much drama?
The entire Real Madrid team is particularly annoyed by any time-wasting behavior of Dortmund. If Gotze falls down and the team doctor helps him up, they can waste another minute.
The second half had just begun, the fans stood up to move around and had not yet sat down when they suddenly realized that the camera was being naughty again!
On the court, the familiar long legs were still standing next to the clean and refreshing little sweetie. The Pole had not given up on "complaining" to the referee, and he kept nagging in Ivan's ear.
It would be fine if he just said it, but he also did it!
He actually put his hands on the English sweetheart's waist very naturally!
Without any awareness that he was about to be killed by the gaze behind him, Lewandowski was still trying to get close to Ivan, and had no sense at all that he should move his hands away.
In the eyes of others, he was simply trying to take advantage of Xiao Tiantian but ended up taking advantage of her instead.
Ozil was still looking around for his teammates, and he was the first to see this scene.
Just then, a robot came over, so he grabbed the edge of its clothes and motioned for it to look over there.
Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !
He was about to go up and push Lewandowski away, but he didn't expect someone to be faster than him. Ramos, who was angry in the first half, happened to hear Lewandowski saying bad things about him. He couldn't stand it anymore, so he immediately went over and pushed the other person.
Of course Shui Ye is very smart. He didn't push Lewandowski alone. He squeezed between the two of them and put his arm around Ivan's shoulder. As for the young star from Dortmund? Sorry for bothering to move aside. You're blocking Sese from catching up with his friends.
Tofu shreds staggered after being pushed unexpectedly: "..."
Ivan asked them to hurry up and get on the court because he was about to blow the whistle.
60 minutes into the second half, Real Madrid finally began personnel adjustments. Mourinho always makes big substitutions, changing one, two, or three players.
The fans were pleasantly surprised to see that the people wearing No. 8 and No. 9 jerseys on the sidelines started warming up!
Kaka, the team's most handsome guy, and Benzema, the legendary culprit who brought Ivan to La Liga!
Kaka replaced Coentrao and Benzema replaced Higuain. Facts have proved that these two substitutions are very effective. When the situation is difficult to improve, the star's inspiration can bring unexpected results.
Although Kaka's condition has been affected, his skills and experience are unmatched by the young Dortmund players!
He first missed a shot with the help of his teammates, but although he did not score a goal, the morale of the entire team was boosted.
The people at Real Madrid started to get anxious. If Dortmund's Lewandowski could score three goals at once, why couldn't they?
This anxiety was reflected in the handball committed by a Dortmund player in the penalty area. Luo Xiaoxiao passed the ball into the penalty area, and the ball happened to hit Hulmes' hands!
"Handball, handball!" Real Madrid's home team was excited.
Luo Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, and he looked at Ivan hopefully -
However, to everyone's surprise, Ivan did not react at all. He did not even blow the whistle to signal the game to continue.
Real Madrid everyone:? ? ?
Real Madrid fans:? ? ?
Real Madrid fans were stunned. Did Ivan, who seemed to enjoy the show, follow in the footsteps of the blind referee in the Premier League? Brothers, shall we boo?
They booed loudly, this was a definite penalty in their opinion!
Hulmes had a false alarm and almost made the sign of the cross on his chest. Except for Lewandowski, all Dortmund players think that Alvin is a really good person!
Decision made. I’ll follow Ivan on Twitter and give him a thumbs up when I get back!
Luo Xiaoxiao looked at Ivan in disbelief, his face full of hurt. Ivan frowned slightly and turned his head away, not looking at the Real Madrid players.
There is no way he would waver in his judgment just because the Real Madrid players are familiar with him.
Luo Xiaoxiao bit her lip. She was afraid that her pillow talk last night was in vain. QAQ
If Mendes were here, he would definitely refute his cash cow, you are totally wrong, you are so good at pillow talk. The big agent who is used to clinging to powerful people had to say that he thought Cris was already a powerful person, but he didn't expect that he could cling to someone even stronger.
Casillas was getting anxious on the bench, and almost all the players on the Real Madrid bench stood up. When their protest failed, they went to find the fourth official.
The young fourth official has learned the ropes very well, and since he has the referee in charge, he is not at all flustered.
If there is a problem, the referee will take responsibility!
As expected, Alvin came over. The madman glared at his disciple who claimed that he would give him the championship, and was about to say something.
Unexpectedly, someone was faster than him. In the chaos, Alvin felt a chill on his buttocks and his pants were pulled down by a force.
Alvin:? ? ?
Luo Xiaoxiao:? ? ?
fan:? ? ?
The camera moved very quickly, and saw the Real Madrid players and Dortmund players separated in confusion. The referee's black pants were half hanging on his long legs, revealing his black panties made of very good fabric.
The fitted panties outline the perfectly shaped buttocks. Many experienced people said that just by looking at the buttocks, one can guess the ability of the buttocks owner.
Wait, is this the time to YY this?
Ivan was about to take out his cards, but his other hand was still on the whistle at his mouth, so he couldn't pull up his pants right away.
There was silence for three seconds, and Mourinho even forgot what he was going to say.
Everyone: “…”
Oh shit! Who took off Ivan's pants? !
Who is so brave as to pull down the referee's pants? !
Is this how you express your dissatisfaction?
Many Real Madrid players were panicking. Who did this? You can't be dissatisfied like this. Ivan's red card hasn't been issued yet. What if he gets unhappy and directly gives you a red card? !
What the hell, what are you standing there for? Go ahead and help Alvin pull up his pants!
Everyone looked at each other, then ran up, huddled together, and tried frantically to help the referee pull up his trousers.
As a result, they were so flustered that they failed to pull up Evan's pants in the first place, and the atmosphere was very awkward for a while.
Irving's shorts were grabbed by more than a dozen hands: his expression gradually disappeared.jpg
His eyes narrowed at that moment, and his whole body exuded an extremely dangerous aura. The camera facing his face captured his murderous intent at that moment.
You can imagine what kind of emoticon that would be.
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The madman had the urge to cover his face when he saw his favorite disciple being treated like this by his own treacherous disciples.
Dortmund coach Klopp laughed. Real Madrid players are so unique!
Uncle Zha said that this is definitely the most awesome class of students that Uncle Psy has ever taught!
At the critical moment, Luo Xiaoxiao stood up. He arrived at the first time, waved away his stupid teammates, and helped Ivan pull up his pants!
The expression on his face was similar to Ivan's, full of murderous intent.
The Portuguese said that if the penalty kick was gone, it was gone, but his man’s butt could not be touched! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻^
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