This wonderful (? ) cooperation between Neymar and the referee brought the Brazilian back to life.
At least the disembodied soul has returned.
Many players who were eliminated and watched the live broadcast said they had never seen anything like this before. FIFA said that in order to ensure fair competition and prevent players from taking advantage of loopholes and getting close to the referee to get some good luck, they are not allowed to have close contact with the referee, otherwise they will be given a card?
So what other methods do you have for this assist-based method of getting lucky?
You can't give that ball a red card!
The key point is that it was not Ivan's problem that he touched the ball. He was not like those referees who were not good at positioning. He was very good at positioning.
If there are a few more goals like this, FIFA might have to change the rules for Ivan III.
#小甜甜, a man who makes the rules change for him.
The German players looked at each other, all laughing at the goal that had just been scored.
They seemed to continue exchanging glances with each other.
——Brothers, is it enough for the opponent to score one goal so that we can leave Brazil safely?
——Maybe it’s not enough, but you can’t let it go openly. If your acting skills are not good, you will be reported.
If you want to be an actor, you have to hide it from the person with the best acting skills!
That person is their referee! QAQ
The fans who like to watch the game have discovered that every time there is some change on the field, it is definitely related to Ivan.
The referee Xiao Tiantian is really mysterious. In many people's opinion, his current skills are on the same level as Pele's Crow Mouth.
Of course, everything related to Xiao Tiantian is good news. He is a lucky cat who is considerate at home and can bring good luck to the whole family.
German fans worried that their players can't leave safely?
Look, the referee has already pointed out the direction for you!
Neuer is such a smart guy, he seems to be in sync with the referee, they cooperated perfectly and tried their best to escort the German out of the sight of death!
They succeeded!
#小甜甜, a sweetheart who silently contributes to the harmony of the stadium!
Rounding it off, Ivan's assist really helped players on both sides at the same time, killing two birds with one stone.
Looking at the pace set by those imaginative fans, English and Italian fans had mixed feelings.
So, it turns out there is another secret behind England and Italy returning home?
No matter what everyone thinks, the game goes on and Brazil is still trying hard.
The Germans continued to pass the ball forward, which always created some opportunities. However, those who got the opportunities remembered the coach's instructions not to score any more goals, so the ball under their feet became a hot potato.
Are they just thinking about passing the ball to their teammates to see if they can let the ball go without being noticed?
I always feel like I don't know who to give the ball to. You say give it to Klose, he has already scored enough goals; you say give it to Muller, he has enough Golden Boots.
It’s better to pass the ball back to the person who made the move. Schurrle, who received the ball, decided to make amends and join the army of people who let the ball go. He turned around and saw that it was Ozil not far away.
He passed the ball happily. Ozil was also very straightforward. He just kept running forward with his head down while holding the ball. He accidentally passed someone and was just about to take the final shot when he suddenly remembered!
How did he get into the penalty area? Or effective range?
The coach said no more entries!
So his feet shook and the ball went wide of the goal.
The German commentator said: "Ozil's ability in front of the goal is not good."
The fans who were just watching the game continued to eat the melon, which shows that the Germans are just too straightforward. They were already 7-1, so what was the point of being so confident? Did they really have to nail Brazil to the pillar of shame?
Always leave some room for others so that we can meet again in the future!
They had seen through everything long ago. Ozil must have taken into consideration that his friend Marcelo was still on the opposite side and could not do anything too drastic!
#马蓬鹏: Mesut, even if you don’t shoot, we can still be friends! The hand holding the gun is shaking slightly.jpg
#小媳妇: Desire to survive upupup~
The time for the end of the game was getting closer. When the ball went out of the goal, Neymar stopped the ball immediately and passed it to his teammates.
The teammate who received the ball also tried his best. He rushed all the way into the German penalty area. Lahm and Boateng had work to do again, but when they made eye contact with Neuer in front of the goal, they immediately understood their teammates' thoughts.
After confirming with each other's eyes, we know that we are the ones who want to work together to release the water.
They pretended to do it and Brazil scored again.
7-2!
Brazilian fans are a little better now, they have finally come down from the pillar of shame.
Ivan blew the whistle for the goal and thought the German players performed very well, although he could see that they were letting the ball go.
The little princess in the stands pulled her brother's sleeve and said, "Tiantian, why don't you take out your cards~"
Tun Tun thought seriously for a while and answered his sister: "There are too many balls going in, so Tian Tian doesn't want to take out the cards."
Zoe expressed her confusion: "Then Tiantian doesn't take out the cards, because taking out the cards will score more goals?"
Tun Tun continued to think seriously. His little brain did not allow him to figure out what was wrong with Zoe's logic, so he nodded: "It should be."
The uncles and aunts who heard their innocent discussion: emmmm.
Yes, the score difference in this game was so huge that Xiao Tiantian hardly drew any cards.
It looks like Britney Spears' reputation as a card-pulling maniac will make an exception for this game.
Soon the uncles and aunts were confused.
The second half was also very exciting. If the highlight of the first half was the three goals in five minutes, which was a heart-pounding game, the highlight of the second half was the Brazilian players' struggle that never gave up and the German players' desire to survive.
With less than 10 minutes left in the game, Brazil got a free kick opportunity.
It's not entirely true to say that they won. Do you think it would be necessary for them to foul Neymar if Germany was sure to win?
In fact, Neymar, who was dribbling the ball, and Boateng, who was thinking about how to deal with the ball without looking at the road, fell together. Alvin looked at the place where they fell and decided to award a free kick.
It is a rare opportunity to try out the feeling of properly taking care of the team that is lagging behind, and Xiao Tiantian said it is very novel.
He then bent down and sprayed spray at the place where Neymar had just fallen. The spray bottle was not easy to use and he almost sprayed too much.
After that, he also asked Neymar if there was anything wrong with his waist and whether he wanted to call the team doctor.
Ma just shook his head. If he felt that he was not fully recovered before going on the court, he didn't know if it was a psychological effect or something else. After rubbing against Ivan, he felt that his waist was basically fine!
Seize the time to score a goal!
Brazil's No. 10 is eager to try. He has practiced many times in the Premier League with Ivan's sleepy ball video. Ivan is right, the chances of successfully kicking the sleepy ball in England are high!
Today, he has a rare opportunity to meet Ivan officiating the game again. Maybe he can win the game on his hometown soil!
However, when Alvin was adjusting the gap in the human wall, he carefully measured the angle and distance between the place where Alvin sprayed and the goal, and he felt that this position was not particularly good.
If only I could move a little further~
He wants to do what he wants, he wants to score a goal and increase the possibility of hitting all free kicks!
So he secretly glanced at Ivan who had his back to him, asked his teammates to help block the attack, and then he began his plan to move position.
Take a look over there, um, it's okay, quickly reach out and wipe the white spray, rub it over a little bit~
Take another look, and rub it again~
Almost there, just one more look, and then... Damn, I’ve been discovered!
Not only Ivan, several German players saw it!
The camera...of course I saw it!
Everyone watched as Brazil's hero Neymar was shown a yellow card by the referee, who had hardly played any cards in this game!
Brazilian fans: “…”
Cough cough cough.
Neymar smiled at Ivan awkwardly but politely, but he was really shocked inside.
How did Alvin find out?
After laughing, the people on the message board said that this is normal, there is nothing that Xiao Tiantian can't figure out on the court!
Don't you know he's a man with eyes in the penalty area?
Do you think it's okay if he turns his back to you?
Eat the cards, right?
The little princess cheered and took out the cards sweetly~
Little Zoe also cheered, is the ball going to go in?
Uncle and aunt:? ? ?
Ivan asked Neymar to continue to place the ball in the previous position and not to make any unnecessary movements because he was watching him.
Neymar had no choice but to put the ball in place and wait for Ivan to blow the whistle.
The commentators were still laughing at the ridiculousness of Neymar's yellow card, but soon their tone changed: "Oh! The referee blew the whistle, and Neymar took a run-up shot! This ball... this ball! The curve of this ball??... The ball went in!"
"I didn't expect that at the moment when the game was about to end, the Brazilian team scored the most exciting goal!"
"Let's see the slow motion..."
Brazilian fans are really going to cry again this time, Neymar is so awesome! Praise Neymar! Thanks to Neymar for bringing them the spirit of Samba football!
After he came on the pitch, Brazil scored three goals in a row, at least everyone did not despair!
If Neymar had played earlier, if he had started, if he hadn't been injured...
The message board was shocked, wow, the arc of this ball looks like a sleepy ball!
The camera turned to Ivan at the right time, and indeed, Ivan's happy expression was seen.
Isn’t it a pleasure! After publishing so many tutorials, finally someone can play it properly!
...I have to say, Neymar is very bold and dares to try!
Watching the live broadcast, the unconvinced Luo Xiaoxiao changed the posture of holding little Chris, and began to decide that he would also try to play sleepy ball on the court.
Neymar himself didn't expect to score, mainly because of his mentality. Knowing that he couldn't turn the situation around, he just wanted to play something different so that his teammates and the country wouldn't be too sad.
I didn't expect it to be successful.
In his joy, Maer, who had hugged his teammates, ran to hug Ivan again. He didn't care at all about the warm yellow card Ivan had just given him.
A yellow card in exchange for a goal, this is worth it!
Irwin patted him on the shoulder. He didn't refuse even though the game was almost over. Then he heard Neymar say, "Irwin, I want to reserve your clothes in advance! You can't refuse this time!"
The German team members who are ready to make a move: emmmm.
Just after making up his mind, he bumped fists with little Chris, then looked up and saw that Catnip was being hugged again by Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !
If you score a goal, celebrate with your teammates. Why are you pulling the referee to celebrate? (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
As for the fans who cheered for the third team, Team Sweet, they were indeed confused.
They stared in amazement as the two angelic little girls hugged little Ivan and gave him a smack, cheering loudly: "Tiantian took out the cards and the ball went in!"
Little Ivan was also very happy when he was kissed: "It's a goal, you two are not allowed to cry today!"
Tuntun said that although he and his brother Chris had no intention of interfering in the war between women, every time they made a fuss, Tiantian would go and coax them, and Tuntun said he couldn't stand it!
The little girls nodded obediently, and the little princess generously expressed her wish to reward Tuntun: "You get to ride Gaogao today~"
Uncle and aunt: “…”
Do the little sweeties know that they already have the power of divine milk at such a young age? !
They may not know what "riding high" means as children say, but they will soon understand.
When the game was over and Alvin came to pick up the children, the camera was not turned off yet, and Alvin showed fans all over the world what it means to ride high.
Fathers with more than two children at home don’t know how to carry their children out?
Wearing a suspender? Too ugly!
Pushing a stroller? Too troublesome!
Learn from Candy Cake!
He held two little girls, one in each hand, Xiao Tiantian. As for Tuntun, he rode on Ivan's neck.
Relaxed and handsome, with pretty girls hugging him on both sides and a handsome boy on his head, he is really a winner in life.
Of course this photo was taken and uploaded to Twitter. After licking the screen, fans said that riding on the neck of the winner in life, holding the winner's soft hair in hand, and petting the cat however they want, little Alvin is the real winner in life.
#On the correct posture for petting a cat.
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