Inter Milan players celebrated at the Camp Nou and were reluctant to leave.
The staff at Camp Nou were so pissed off that they even turned on the lawn sprinklers in advance to get rid of these annoying winners, soaking everyone to the bone.
Look at how smug they are, their kicking is ugly and their celebration is even more annoying!
However, this did not affect the mood of the winners. On the contrary, they were very excited, while the home team players were very disappointed.
The first to leave the field were the Barcelona players. The Inter Milan players celebrated like crazy. They were fearless despite being stared at by others.
The commentator was sighing about Ibrahimovic: "He played for Juventus, but Juventus was relegated to the second division because of a match-fixing scandal, so he went to Inter Milan, where he won three league titles. Because he yearned for the Champions League, he transferred to Barcelona. As a result, right after he left, Barcelona was eliminated by his old club..."
"It's hard to say what the Barcelona management feels. They spent 66 million euros to bring Ibrahimovic from Inter Milan. This is the third highest transfer fee so far. The first is Ronaldo and Zidane..."
The referees left the stadium as soon as the game was over. They left early, so they were not affected by the sprinkler. Ivan, who was stopped by Ibrahimovic to change his jersey, was a step slower and was sprayed by the sprinkler at his feet.
“…”
Alvin was still holding the jersey handed to him by the Swede, who took off his clothes very quickly, not giving Alvin any time to react.
After being attacked by the sudden sprinkler, Ibrahimovic found that Ivan had become a drowned rat and laughed.
Mourinho, who had run more than 50 meters to celebrate after the game, happened to pass by. When he saw the two people, he suddenly remembered his daughter's request.
mad Men:"……"
Two brats with grown wings got together!
It was not in his style to compete with the young man for a jersey, so he said, "Go home and send me one. It must be signed, and the person wishing it is Dita."
Ivan: “…”
Ivan: “Yes, sir.”
The fans watching the live broadcast felt that they were greatly stimulated. First, they were drowned by the overwhelming headlines, and then Ivan was pulled by the players on the field to change jerseys. This was not over yet. Mourinho, Ivan and Ibrahimovic got together. They seemed to be exchanging experiences after not seeing each other for many days.
at last! A great assist at the Camp Nou stadium soaked Ivan completely!
Alvin simply took off his wet coat, revealing the bright red short-sleeved sportswear underneath.
The camera focused on him, and this time, fans noticed the Nike logo on his right chest.
Xiao Tiantian is the spokesperson for Nike!
Oh yes, he is also wearing Nike sneakers today!
Wait, that's not the point! The point is! He has a great figure!
The wet jersey stuck to his body, drawing people's attention and concretizing the outline of his figure. The bright color matched with his wet clothes and hair, as well as his wet eyelashes, made people's blood boil more than if he were to take off all his clothes.
Drops of water slid down his protruding Adam's apple.
The countless flashes of light forced him to raise his hands to cover his eyes, making him look as if he was shy.
This is a heart-stirring man. As long as he can surprise people at the World Cup, almost no one will doubt that after the World Cup, he will drive men and women all over the world crazy.
Sensible fans:
"The Camp Nou seems to be incompatible with Ivan. He was particularly unlucky today..."
Demented fans:
"Wow! Thank you Camp Nou!!! What a great assist!"
This scene was filmed, and the next day, Irving's wet photos quickly became popular on the Internet, surpassing Cristiano Ronaldo and becoming the No. 1 sexual fantasy object for gay men.
[He has an angelic face, but his temperament will impress you]
His beauty transcends gender
[Counting the gay men on the court]
A gay man said in an interview: "He is simply the most ideal partner, but I know clearly that he is not gay."
"Yes, he is very beautiful and handsome, the kind that makes people weak in the knees. If he is willing, I believe many little zeros will immediately open their legs and put their arms around his waist."
"His waistline is the most perfect I've ever seen, yes, a perfect male dog waist. I'm a 0.5, you know, but I prefer to use my legs rather than my hands to fix it."
"I'm ready. If he plays in the World Cup, I'll go to South Africa and get his number tattooed on my hip or inner thigh."
"God, his lips are so sexy, I would die for him tomorrow if I could kiss them."
…
However, the parties involved are still unaware of this.
Alvin could only roughly understand what the media might have done about him through the two new bottles of primary potions added to the system.
From the moment the flash lights came on, Irvin found it difficult to leave the court.
The player tunnel was crowded with reporters, who were vying for the spotlight with a very clear goal.
So Ibrahimovic, who was walking with him, naturally took on the role of helping to break through.
The reporters' questions came one after another: "Is it true that Capello will recruit you into the national team, Mr. Devitt?"
"Beckham was injured and had to say goodbye to the World Cup. Are you replacing him?"
“Do you think you can maintain your original form after not playing football for two years?”
"Mr. Devitt! Excuse me, were the two kicks you made before the game at the behest of Barcelona? Are you friends with Mr. Ibrahimovic? Do you have any dealings with Barcelona?"
Ivan avoided answering. When Ibrahimovic heard the reporters' questions, his eyebrows raised.
After finally entering the player tunnel and getting rid of the group of reporters, Ibrahimovic expressed his doubts. Although he did not win the game, that free kick allowed him to vent himself and he felt liberated.
"What happened? Is what they said true?" asked Ibrahimovic.
Irwin: “Not sure, but the media reacted too quickly.”
Ibrahimovic shrugged: "They always have a dog nose."
He then added: "You should go to the World Cup, it is very necessary."
Irwin looked at him.
Ibrahimovic: "Without Sweden in this World Cup, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. England has a great chance of winning."
"You're lucky this is a World Cup without Zlatan."
Ibrahimovic's arrogant tone was as if he was saying, I'm giving the trophy to you, so hold on to it.
Ivan: “…”
England does have a curse, they cannot beat Sweden.
What Ibrahimovic said seems to be logically correct.
Ibrahimovic smiled: "Zlatan is optimistic about you."
Ivan: “…”
What could he say? All he could say was, "Thank you."
Ten minutes later, after changing his clothes, Ibrahimovic took Ivan on a route that would not be discovered by the media. It can be said that he was very considerate.
"How do you go? Go directly to the airport? The transportation is very convenient."
Ivan looked around and raised his phone: "Someone answered."
Ibrahimovic touched his chin and showed an expression that all men understand: "Little lover? Not bad, I'll leave first, Helena and the children are waiting for me at home."
After saying that, he patted Ivan on the shoulder and left in a leisurely manner.
“…”
With a headache, Alvin opened his cell phone and called his "little lover".
The call was connected in one second.
A familiar voice of a Portuguese came: "Ivan? You're out? I'm at a small square next to Camp Nou. I've sent you the location."
Ivan pinched the bridge of his nose: "Stay where you are, I'll be right there."
God knows how shocked he was when he found out about Ronaldo in the lounge just now!
This guy who is in Real Madrid, Barcelona's arch-rival, actually told him that he would drive to Camp Nou to pick him up personally!
Without waiting for him to stop it, of course he couldn't stop it. Madrid is not far from Barcelona. Looking at the time when the other party sent the message, it is estimated that they have arrived by now.
Even though it was dark now, the flashy Portuguese luxury cars appearing on the streets of Barcelona were enough to attract enough attention.
What's more, because of his news, many reporters gathered here.
The two men quickly met up. Alvin looked around and made sure that no one dressed as a reporter appeared before getting in the car.
As for what the Portuguese did during the time they were waiting for Alvin? He opened Twitter and continued to read the news related to Ivan.
When he saw the wet photo of Irvin and the many gay comments under the photo, he lost his composure.
He changed to a small account and went up to start the argument.
"He's gay, and he won't be attracted to you."
"I'm not gay, and I won't be attracted to you."
After replying and venting his anger, he logged out with satisfaction and logged back into his main account.
As soon as he logged into his main account, he received a lot of messages.
The Portuguese clicked on it in confusion and found that he had been tagged by many busybodies.
The protagonist who triggered this incident was his former Manchester United teammate Rooney!
Of course, it wasn’t a tweet he sent himself, but fans dug up a tweet he sent more than a year ago!
Wayne Rooney (June 2008):
[Tears][Tears] I wish you a speedy recovery, my friend. I look forward to meeting you again on the field and in the national team, and working together for the 2010 World Cup in South Africa!
At that time, many people sent their blessings to Irving who was hospitalized due to a car accident. Rooney also sent his blessings, and fans even complained that he had set a flag.
Now take a look at it...oh shit! Rooney is indeed worthy of being good friends with Britney Spears, what a divine prophecy! ! !
It was predicted two years ago that Alvin would participate in the World Cup! It seems that Britney Spears is really going to participate in the World Cup!
How about predicting whether England will win the World Cup? !
We are optimistic about you, Lu Xiaopang!
Ivan, who got into the car and sat in the passenger seat, saw that the Portuguese was distracted. He wanted to criticize the other party for being unreliable and leaving without saying anything, but he changed his words to:
"What's wrong Cris?"
Luo Xiaoxiao: "I'm fine. I'm fine."
“…”
Alvin wanted to roar to the sky. Why were all the people he knew so unique?
Of course he wouldn't do that, after all, it would ruin his image.
#Please learn from me and be a sweet person who is ruthless and doesn’t talk much.
Ivan decided to change the subject: "Why did you suddenly think of coming here?"
The Portuguese was about to answer when his cell phone rang.
The phone was placed on the miscellaneous space next to the driver's seat. Ronaldo was driving, so he asked Ivan to help him take it out.
Ivan glanced at the screen and it seemed to be Ronaldo's teammate.
Ronaldo said: "Just turn on the hands-free mode."
Ivan did as he was told. Then, Marcelo's loud voice rang out in the relatively quiet car:
"Cris! Did you run off to Portugal to get some cold beer?!"
C Luo: “…”
Ivan: “…”
After dealing with his teammates, Ronaldo told them that he would be back soon and they could leave first if they had anything to do. However, a chuckle from the other end of the phone made his teammates who were still at his house realize that there was someone else with the Portuguese.
Marcelo held the phone, looked at Benzema, Ramos, Higuain and others around him, and nodded tacitly.
As soon as the first half of the game ended, Ronaldo told them that he was going out to buy drinks and asked them to watch the game first. But is it necessary? Wouldn’t it be better to just call and have someone deliver the goods to your door?
Sure enough, something is happening!
He left his teammates at home without entertaining them, and went out all the way to date a girl!
That's too much, Cristiano!
Wait, looking at this situation, is Cris going to bring his girlfriend to meet them?
What is this operation?
No wonder she remembered to run upstairs to change clothes before going out, and seemed to have even fixed her hair!
Forget it, considering that he has been keeping it a secret about his relationship and is finally willing to confess this time, they will forgive him!
Several people reached a consensus. They kept silent seriously and prepared to listen to what the Portuguese over there said.
There was no reply and the other party hung up the phone directly.
“…”
Forget it, robot, we’ll wait and see.
After hanging up the phone, Ivan put the Portuguese's phone back to its place. He said calmly: "Buying cold beer in Barcelona? Huh?"
He glanced at the barely noticeable amount of hairspray on the man's hair. It was a small amount, but Ivan had a keen sense of smell and could smell the unique fragrance of hairspray. "You left your teammates at home and drove straight here? Huh?"
"And hairspray, huh?"
The three "Hmm?"s, with a hint of laziness and damn sexiness in the ending tone, directly made the Portuguese man holding the steering wheel exert force with his fingers and almost stepped on the accelerator.
He leaned forward slightly and moved his buttocks to hide his lower body under the shadow of the steering wheel, as if he wanted to hide something.
He explained palely: "You can pick up your birthday present by the way. Don't you want to see it? It has been waiting for its owner for a long time..."
Ivan just said "Oh" and nothing else, as if someone had seen through his plans, which made the Portuguese feel like they were facing a formidable enemy.
Feeling the vague glance of his beloved in the passenger seat, the weak, pitiful and helpless willful Luo San Sui tensed up.
Seeing that he looked ready to die, Alvin didn't think much about it. He could only say, "Focus on driving, don't move."
The Portuguese did as he was told, but his expression was a little grim and he didn't look like he was concentrating at all.
So at a section of the road where temporary parking was possible, Alvin drove him out of the car and got into the driver's seat himself.
Alvin looked at the other person's awkward walking posture, as if he was trying to hide something, and his confusion grew even more.
The Portuguese, who had been holding back all the way, felt so jealous when they saw the English flirting without realizing it.
The other person was driving seriously, really seriously, without looking around.
Even though Ronaldo kept looking at him, he didn't react.
The serious look... is also so charming.
The evening light and shadows cast on his face, making it not so clear. His face was naturally relaxed, and although there was no expression on his face, he was in a good mood.
His eyes and the lights outside the window complement each other.
In the dim environment, his deep blue eyes seemed to be even darker, making people unable to help but move closer to admire them up close.
By the way... you can touch the light-colored lips.
The gradually growing sound of the heartbeat became more and more obvious in the deepening night.
At least to the Portuguese themselves, it is very loud.
The person next door was concentrating on driving and didn't react at all.
This made him feel both relieved and a little frustrated.
In this somewhat strange but harmonious atmosphere, they returned to Madrid, to Ronaldo's mansion.
When the teammates heard the sound of the car, they all poked their heads out the door.
They looked at the teammate who came down first with excitement and teasing.
Huh? How did Cris get off the passenger seat? He actually asked a girl to drive him?
It doesn’t matter, maybe it’s just a kind of fun.
——Until they saw a man get out of the driver's seat.
Everyone was stunned.
What the hell? ! ! !
Where is the pretty girl you promised me? How to bring back a grown man? !
It was a perfect night, with a flashy and cool Ferrari, and... two handsome men, and almost some good wine.
So did the Portuguese guy who claimed that his refrigerator didn't have the lowest-energy ice beer and went out to buy it actually buy it? !
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