The four of them received the invitation on the same day, but their appearance times were different. After they had talked for a while, they changed places and then met up as a group.
Because the content of the conversation may involve the impression of each other, how can I ask fun questions in my presence? Although everyone can definitely foresee the situation of blowing sweetness.
Standing behind the elevator door, Alvin could hear the noise coming from the recording site outside. It was probably the host Ji Mao saying something inspiring in the opening remarks.
The indicator light behind the door lit up, reminding him that it was time for him to go out.
The two elevator doors in front of me opened from the middle, bright light shone through, and the enthusiastic American audience in the audience appeared before my eyes.
“Aaaaaaah!”
As soon as he took his first step, the audience started screaming.
So cool!
It is really unfair for an officer to comb all his hair back!
His full forehead was exposed, which further highlighted his perfect facial features. When he was not smiling, he looked cold and a little scary, but when he smiled, he made people want to fly away.
That's fine, the key finishing touch is the pair of dimples.
I didn't think it was a big deal at first, but as his temperament became more mature with age, he became more and more charming, and a pair of dimples brought this superstar aura closer to me, who could only be admired from afar.
...Fuck, dear officer, are you going to continue to be the referee? It's hard and thankless, do you really not consider making your debut where you are?
The mainstream way Americans call Ivan is not Candy Crush. Influenced by Captain America 1, they like to call him "Officer".
The host Ji Mao came over and shook hands with him, smiling.
"Oh, I dare say, I have never heard such warm applause, at least not this week." The first sentence Ji Mao said deserved a beating, and there was a burst of boos from the audience.
Today is Saturday and the show has just begun. Alvin is the first guest to appear this week. It is obvious that Ji Mao is just being witty when he said this. It would be strange if he was not disliked.
Alvin smiled very well, shook hands with Ji Mao, and walked to the sofa with him and sat down.
After sitting down, he spoke slowly: "It seems that you have not done enough preparation, sir. Before inviting a football worker here, you have not even watched a game in person."
Ji Mao was surprised: "How do you know I haven't been to the stadium?"
"As far as I know, there is a friendly match in Los Angeles this week. If you go to see it, the sound is impressive enough."
As the World Cup approaches, there are more warm-up matches. The sound made by tens of thousands of people at the competition site is certainly not something that can be replicated by a few hundred people at the program recording site.
"No, no, no, I've been planning to go watch a game you officiate in person, but my vacation hasn't been approved yet. Look, I was still working diligently on Saturday morning," Ji Mao said with a face full of grievance. "Besides, football is not a very popular sport in the United States. People can only go to watch it live on weekends. We still prefer basketball and rugby..."
Before he finished speaking, the people in the audience started booing again.
What are you talking about! Alvin is still up there and you just say we don’t like football anymore. Who says Americans don’t watch football? Americans love handsome guys too!
Ivan pretended not to notice that Jimao was facing a crisis in his career: "Then you have to listen to it a few more times and adapt in advance, otherwise you may not be able to adapt to the feeling of walking into the stadium. After all, the World Cup is coming soon."
As soon as Ji Mao heard about the World Cup, he continued to follow what Ivan said, not even caring about the list he had prepared on the table: "So, I understand that you are sure you are going to participate in the World Cup?"
Ivan's hands clasped comfortably. "I'm sure I'll be in the stands. I have plenty of vacation time."
Jimao, who was just complaining about not having a holiday: "..."
Amid the laughter from the audience, he stiffened his neck and spoke: "Please pay attention to my wording, sir. I used the word 'participate', not enforce the law. Forgive me for not paying much attention to football, but based on my research, it seems that England's roster has not been finalized yet?"
"You looked so cool in the last World Cup! That's when I got to know you. Oh, are you really not going to retire again in this World Cup? Your fanboy is asking you this sincerely."
Ivan smiled and said, "Sir, if I remember correctly, the United States is one of the 32 teams in this World Cup, right? Do your fans know that you are a fan of England? Well, they still haven't watched a single game."
Amid the laughter in the room, Ji Mao felt something was not right: "Please answer my question directly, Ivan. I am your fanboy, not from England - otherwise I may not be able to leave here today."
Ivan looked innocent: "No problem, I answered according to the list you made."
Chicken Feather: Huh?
Only then did he remember the paper he had prepared, which he intended to show to Alvin as soon as he came up.
...It seems like I'm being led by a wave of rhythm?
Irwin pointed to the title of the list he had moved over and read it out: "How many names does Irwin DeWitt have?"
His finger moved to one word in a long list of nicknames: "Team?"
Ji Mao said, yes, this must be one of Ivan’s names, you are a team by yourself!
Ivan smiled very deceptively: "So, you are my fanboy, just like you are a fanboy of the England team."
"Hahahaha!" The people in the audience laughed like crazy at Ji Mao's deflated look.
Jimao Confused Face: "Hey, am I the host or are you? I think we can switch places!"
From the beginning to now, the rhythm is basically set by Ivan, and the audience basically just laughs once Ivan says something, and he has nothing to do with it!
Ivan held him down as he tried to stand up: "No, you can't afford my salary."
Chicken Feather: “…”
“Hahahahahaha!”
He was not convinced: "High salary and lots of vacation time? Can you give me one of these jobs?"
Ivan's fingers continued to slide across the list prepared by Ji Mao: "Winner in life?"
A job that makes a winner in life, with good pay and vacation time.
And he is an extraordinary winner in life.
Chicken Feather: “…”
Flip the table! This was his homework, and he was supposed to introduce it to Alvin and dig up some information!
Damn it, I was led by the rhythm again!
Ji Mao looked like he had lost all hope in life, so Ivan took the list from him and read it out for him: "England's sweetheart, Mr. Referee, Little Sweetie, His Excellency the Officer, His Excellency the Duke, the winner of life, the football team, the little angel..."
Every time he read it, the people below screamed. Damn, the way this man read his own pet name seriously was so sweet!
Ji Mao thought he had to do something: "These are not all! I feel that I have to invite you again after your movie is broadcast. What if you get a new title? Like the best actor or something?"
Irving agreed: "Yes, I heard that I can promote my movie by coming here today, but I don't think this measure is necessary. On the contrary, starting tomorrow, European fans will probably know about the show "Jimmy Kimmel Live."
Xiao Tiantian said, it’s not you who is promoting my movie, it’s me who is helping you promote your show.
Chicken Feather: Please allow me to die right here.
Show! Why did he invite such a great person over?
No, he couldn't hold on any longer. He had to finish recording this show with Alvin and move on to the afternoon one as soon as possible!
In the afternoon, there will be four of them together, two football stars and two movie stars, and he will definitely lead the pace!
Now, it’s time to find a partner for Ivan. If the two of them sit together, the ratings of this episode will definitely reach a new high!
"I also found a friend for you to be on the show, Ivan," Ji Mao said seriously, "You should know who he is?"
Ivan had no intention of helping to create an atmosphere. He simply said, "Cristiano Ronaldo?"
Listening to the screams from below that seemed to be about to break the ceiling, Ji Mao said that he would not keep the secret any longer and just leave it at that. The food is peaceful.jpg
Another burst of music sounded and Luo Xiaoxiao walked out of the elevator door.
When he saw Ivan, his original smile grew even bigger.
#Your Luo Xiaoxiao suddenly appears~
Ji Mao welcomed him over and he sat on the sofa next to Ivan.
Ji Mao was very conscious of being a host: "Hey, it's rare that both sofas are full. Today is really a special day, we have invited two superstars to come."
"But I noticed something similar when you came in just now, Mr. Ronaldo," Jimao looked at their heads, "Are you using the same brand of hairspray?"
Luo Xiaoxiao: Meow meow meow? He was right even though I was talking nonsense?
Of course they are the same brand, they even sleep in the same bed!
Ivan responded with ease: "Well, I don't know if you know, but the Christmas gift Cris gave me a few years ago, at first, he gave me hair growth essential oil."
What the hell, hahaha! Ji Mao and the people in the audience couldn't hold back any more.
Ji Mao glanced at the top of Ivan's head and said, "I don't think you can use that thing yet?"
Ivan smiled: "It will never be used."
Luo Xiaoxiao: Humph. He also hopes that Alvin will never have to use it. The problem is that Alvin grew up in England. No one can guarantee that the soil and water of England does not carry the baldness gene?
When the Portuguese saw those bald referees, he said he was scared!
If Alvin also... No, Doudou would still look good even with a shaved head!
Jimao: "You mean at the beginning? So what gift did he give you later? Or essential oil?"
Ivan: "Well, later he stopped sending hair growth oil. He sent a whole box of hair spray, and I still haven't used it up to this day."
Ji Mao suddenly realized: "No wonder, you two even have similar hairstyles!"
Luo Xiaoxiao then said, "Ivan doesn't use it once a month, so of course he can't use it up."
Ji Mao asked the Portuguese curiously, "How long can a bottle of your hair spray last?"
Luo Xiaoxiao took it for granted: "If it's fast, it will take a week."
Alvin: “…” Yes, he could testify that his wife often got up at four in the morning to enjoy the night view of Madrid.
Chicken Feather: "Come to think of it, you two have similar hairstyles... I heard there's an interesting saying in Europe - about the sweet curse of England's sweethearts?"
Luo Xiaoxiao: “…” You’re really bringing up something that’s not relevant!
Jimao continued: "So, I heard that having a similar hairstyle can also help you gain good luck? It reminds me of the match between Sweden and Portugal."
A picture from that game appeared on the screen appropriately.
Ivan walked out of the player tunnel, followed by Luo Xiaoxiao and Ibrahimovic.
That aura was like having two sword-wielding guards following him.
They have similar hairstyles.
Luo Xiaoxiao said that was not the reason why he could score three goals.
So Ji Mao changed his picture to that cartoon picture again, the one with Ibrahimovic having a kitten on his head, Alvin wearing cute panties, and Luo Xiaoxiao scoring three goals.
Luo Xiaoxiao: “…”
"We can't be sure whether the spell is really that effective," Ji Mao said without fear, "but at least this picture can be said to be a reason for FIFA to change the rules for you, Alvin?"
There was laughter from below.
Chicken Feather sighed: "If the spell of England's sweetheart really works, I just want to know, can I become a winner in life by kissing him?"
Luo Xiaoxiao, the real winner in life who kisses England’s sweetheart every day:? ? ?
Ivan said sincerely: "Then you really can't leave the recording site."
The audience at the scene said, yes, Alvin was right.
Luo Xiaoxiao hummed, you may not even be able to walk off the stage.
It seems like everyone has practiced this before!
The second show in the afternoon was with Chris and Seba, who would have finished recording their show by then.
When the four of them got together, the topic was movies. Chris and Seba sat on one side, and Ivan and Luo Xiaoxiao sat on the other side.
There was a big screen in the middle, where the behind-the-scenes footage of Captain America 1 was broadcast.
Luo Xiaoxiao:? ? ?
Is there such a thing? He didn't even pay attention to the ending credits when he watched the movie!
He didn't watch much after Ivan's story ended. He kept pulling Ivan for a kiss. After the ending, he just pulled Ivan back. He was so anxious!
He is so handsome in the movie!
The behind-the-scenes footage played on it, and Luo Xiaoxiao's smile gradually froze.
There was a NG when Ivan touched Chris's chest, and he watched Ivan touch the chest of Chris on the opposite side again in the behind-the-scenes footage.
“…”
That’s not all, there’s also the footage of Alvin and Seba falling down when they were filming the train.
It would be fine if they both fell on the sponge mat, the key point is!
Irving's white gloves!
In another Chris!
And, listen! Listen to what Alvin said to that Chris! ?
What does "leaving it for you as a souvenir" mean? !
Luo Xiaoxiao puffed up her cheeks and wanted to explode on the spot: "..."
He said that Alvin was such a careful person, it was impossible for him to lose one of his white gloves for no reason!
Alvin: emmmmm.
After the behind-the-scenes footage was played, Ji Mao mentioned their relationship: "I remember before this movie was released, Evans, did you say something to Ivan on Twitter?"
The other Chris said frankly: "Not exactly. You should ask Sebastian for details."
Baozi, who was watching the fun very happily: Huh?
He remembered, "Oh, yes, I broke the news that Chris was obsessed with Irving's sister."
Luo Xiaoxiao: “…”
Chris said that Ivan said he has no sisters, so can this matter be let go?
Unexpectedly, Alvin spoke up: "No, Chris, to be exact, I do have sisters."
Ji Mao: What the hell? Any big news?
Audience: What the hell? Are there really sisters?
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Luo Xiaoxiao: Meow meow meow?
Ivan said slowly: "It's just that she was too young at the time, so I didn't tell her."
Everyone: "Too small?" Something seemed to be wrong.
Irwin said, "Yes, she was too young at the time and was still breastfeeding. But she is weaned now."
The scene was quiet for a second, then exploded.
Oh shit, hahahahaha, look at Captain America’s expression!
It can be used as an emoticon!
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Ivan didn't seem to notice Chris's expression of despair: "If you really want to, I won't force you, but you have to wait until she grows up."
Oh shit!
What's up with this subtle feeling of "Uncle has been waiting for you for 10 years"?
The key is that waiting for 10 years is not enough! She just was weaned, how old is she?
This time it was the other Chris's turn to have a stiff smile.
Luo Xiaoxiao: Hahahaha!
He thought Alvin wouldn't say it. Alvin does have a sister, but she's younger than little Chris!
Seeing the other Chris being humiliated, Luo Xiaoxiao felt happy both physically and mentally.
Seba was laughing so hard his stomach hurt, mom! It turns out that it’s a good idea to be friends with Alvin, he is so interesting!
Chris looked at him dimly and couldn't help laughing.
After Ji Mao finished laughing, he asked Aiwen: "You said you have a sister? And she's so young? I remember you said you don't have any brothers or sisters?"
Ivan didn’t intend to hide it: “My mother gave birth to a younger sister for me.”
Everyone: What the hell? It seems like I heard some great news!
Where is the mystery of Ivan’s father? The topic of #Little Alvin looking for his father# is still there. Where did Alvin’s mother give birth to a younger sister for him?
Ivan blinked: "You'll know when my movie comes out."
The people below are getting extremely anxious, Alvin, please stop keeping us in suspense!
However, Alvin was determined not to tell anyone, and after the show was broadcast, it caused an uproar.
Oh shit! I heard that Alvin starred in the movie "Goal"? !
I heard that "Goal" is adapted from Irving's life experience? !
I heard that "Goal! Fame" will feature guest appearances by big-name football stars such as Cristiano Ronaldo? !
I heard that the secret of Ivan’s father will be revealed in “Goal”? !
Ahhh, when will the pre-sale of tickets for "Become a Famous Player" start? Can’t wait any longer!
After several pre-sale periods of movie tickets were sold out, "Goal" became the most wanted movie for movie fans around the world in 2014.
This year is the World Cup year, and with the popularity of the World Cup, this movie has become a topic of conversation among everyone after dinner.
Especially in May, after the movie was released.
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