Chapter 73: Toilets are also business opportunities



Fate was very moved when he heard Merlin's words, "Merlin, you are really my good brother. You always spoil me like this. Woohoo, I am so touched."

"I can't help it. After all, you are my good brother. Brothers are always in my heart!" Merlin put the antidote on the table beside him and told Fate to take it immediately if he showed obvious signs of poisoning.

Merlin planned to spend half an hour observing Fate, so he was particularly slow in making the new bubble milk tea.

Half an hour later, Merlin brought another cup of bubble milk tea and placed it in front of Fate. Fate couldn't wait any longer and immediately took the cup and drank it in big gulps.

"Fate, I know you like pearls, so I doubled the amount this time." Merlin said with a smile as he watched Fate drinking pearl milk tea in big gulps.

Fate gave Merlin a thumbs up, "Good brother!"

About half an hour later, Fate suddenly felt his stomach moving, and then he felt like shitting. He rubbed his stomach, raised his hand and asked Merlin, "Merlin, where is your toilet?"

Merlin had been observing Fate. When he heard Fate say this, he pointed to a small room on the first floor and said, "It's right there. Go by yourself."

Fate ran over immediately. Merlin looked at Fate and touched his chin thoughtfully. It seemed that if one drank a cup of bubble tea, the brown sugar pearl toxins made from tapioca pearls would have almost no effect on the human body.

Drinking more than two cups and around three cups should cause diarrhea, but there will be no signs of poisoning or life-threatening.

Of course, more experiments are needed to consider individual differences. In this case, let's give a benefit to the cows and horses working in the back mountain today. Let them taste pearl milk tea for free and do a group experiment.

However, while Merlin was thinking, Fate was having trouble going to the toilet because he had to poop. He looked at the strange thing in front of him and didn't know how to go to the toilet for a while.

Toilets have never appeared in this world. Fate looked at the toilet in front of him and scratched his head anxiously. He felt his stomach churning. He jumped up and shouted anxiously, "Merlin, Merlin, what's wrong with your toilet?"

Merlin heard Fate's words and walked to the bathroom door. He saw Fate pointing at the toilet and asking, "What is this?"

"A toilet is also called a toilet seat. It's used for going to the toilet. You sit on it and let your butt puke out."

"What you said is disgusting. This is the first time I've seen this thing." Fate hesitated.

Merlin walked to the toilet and personally demonstrated to Fate how to flush it. He had the toilet custom-made by someone. It was not difficult to make. It could be made by just two second-year alchemy students.

Fate looked at the flushing toilet with some surprise. It was the first time he had seen such a novel thing. He felt the urge to defecate and he couldn't wait any longer. He pushed Merlin away, closed the door, sat on the toilet and started to defecate.

There was a crackling sound, and Fate exhaled a breath of fresh air. The relaxation and pleasure after going to the toilet stimulated his brain, and it felt like using body water.

How could taking a shit be so comfortable? Fate never thought that one day he would be able to sit down to go to the toilet. In his understanding, toilets were made by digging a pit and then paving it with stones or wooden boards, and people had to squat on it. This was not uncommon even in high-end dormitories.

Common people usually use this type of dry toilet, while nobles and royal families usually have rooms specifically for going to the toilet. A long pipe is built with stones, and a pit is dug underneath the pipe, so that they can go to the toilet in the castle.

After using the toilet, Fate pressed the flush handle, and the water in the tank flushed away the filth discharged from his body.

This process made Fate marvel at it, and he even looked at the toilet with something strange in his eyes. This thing was really a great treasure.

When Fate opened the door, he saw Merlin making milk tea. He pointed to the toilet and asked, "Merlin, where did you get this thing called a toilet?"

"I drew the blueprints myself and asked a senior from the alchemy department to make it custom-made."

"It's so cool to sit on this and go to the toilet. Whether it's the toilet in school or in the palace, you have to squat. Your legs will get numb after a long time. It's not as comfortable as this." Fate couldn't help but sigh.

When Merlin heard what Fate said, he suddenly realized that there was no concept of toilets in this world and this thing was not popular, which meant that there was a huge business opportunity here.

You can set up a toilet workshop and make toilets and sell them.

Toilets are good things. For nobles, you can get a customized one, such as a toilet made of gold, pearls and agate, or a toilet made of elemental magic stone, which can be repaired while taking a shit.

That’s right, Merlin has thought of it all. He will make a magic stone toilet for those wealthy nobles. The slogan is that it will allow your children to be one step faster than others when they poop!

It's not just about enjoying the process of pooping, but also about achieving a breakthrough in the process. Imagine that while you're pooping, suddenly your magic level breaks through. What a silky and "smooth" beautiful thing that would be.

There is a lot of potential in the toilet processing factory. Merlin thought of the alchemy seniors who were doing nothing in the Steam and Star Workshop. Isn't this a position specially set up for them? Let them make a toilet for me. Anyway, this thing doesn't require any technology.

It's much better than their research on useless alchemical products. Merlin has read many plans of alchemists from Steam and Star Workshop, and all they produced are some messy flops. He has no desire to invest at all.

However, this matter still needs long-term consideration. The most important thing now is to provide welfare to one's own cattle and horses.

Merlin looked at the pearls cooked in the pot with a strange look in his eyes.

Beastmaster Academy, Upper Emerald River, Back Mountain Open Space

Snap, snap, snap——

Merlin stood in the middle of the open space, with three huge iron pots behind him. He clapped his hands and shouted loudly, "Stop what you are doing, put it aside, there is no end to the work, and proper rest is necessary."

"The weather has been getting a little cooler recently, and you all have worked hard for me. I am planning to launch a new drink recently, and today I plan to let all of you who have worked hard taste it for free, as a benefit for all of you students."

When the students working on the construction site heard that Merlin was giving out free drinks, they all came running over. After so many days of word-of-mouth accumulation, star products such as Lotus Leaf Beggar's Chicken, Spicy Lemon Passion Fruit Chicken Feet, and Milk Flavored Steamed Buns were extremely successful. As long as it was something made by Merlin, it was definitely good stuff.

There is even a saying circulating in the Arcane Academy now: anything produced by Merlin must be of the highest quality.

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