Merlin looked at the students who were discussing in the audience and continued, "Classmates, seniors, you are all elites who can study at the Arcane Academy. You should all know about body water."
Everyone knows about body water. Many students were even using it secretly. Some students even smiled in a lewd way that only they could understand.
Using body water for enema is a very popular thing in the continent of Azer. It is claimed that using body water for enema can prolong life, clean the intestines, keep the skin white, etc.
Those high-end body waters made with magic potions do have this effect, but body waters mixed with spices and the like are harmful to the body.
"In fact, the bubble tea I just made has the same effect as body water."
Merlin's words shocked all the students in the audience. They didn't expect that a small cup of bubble milk tea could be related to body water.
"Everyone knows that drinking more milk is good for the health of the body and promotes the development of bones. Alchemists have proven this through practice and theory."
"Drinking black tea can refresh the mind, protect teeth, beautify the skin and even help lose weight."
What Merlin said about the benefits of black tea is really true. Black tea contains a moderate amount of caffeine, which can improve alertness, enhance attention and concentration. The fluoride in black tea helps form a protective film on the surface of teeth, reduces the incidence of caries, and keeps the mouth fresh. Theophylline in black tea can speed up fat burning and help lose weight. Antioxidants such as tea polyphenols in black tea help to scavenge free radicals, protect cells, reduce damage to the skin from ultraviolet rays and radiation, and help keep the skin young and healthy.
Of course, this is only a theoretical effect, and the actual effect is just that.
"And what is the main ingredient of the bubble milk tea I made?"
Merlin asked loudly while holding up the milk tea in his hand.
The students in the open space behind the mountain suddenly understood. They woke up and shouted, "It's milk and black tea!"
"Milk! Milk!" "Black tea! Black tea!"
"That's right, the main ingredients of bubble tea are milk and black tea! Of course, milk and black tea alone cannot achieve the effect of cleansing the bones and marrow, the most important thing is the pearls inside!"
Merlin shook the paper cup in his hand and poured out the milk tea inside, leaving the black milk tea pearls in his hand.
"This pearl is the key to cleansing your bones and marrow. I can't tell you how it's made because it involves commercial secrets, but it is the most precious thing in pearl milk tea!"
Merlin's deception stunned the students. They had never eaten bubble tea pearls, and they didn't know what it was made of, but the sweet, smooth and chewy feeling was really addictive.
"Could it be that the pearls in bubble tea are actually made from various magical potions?"
At this time, a student suddenly spoke up.
This sentence instantly resonated with countless students. Although Boss Merlin did not say it, combined with the previous sentences, it was obvious that the pearls in the pearl milk tea were some kind of precious thing.
Cleanse the tendons and marrow! Refreshing water!
The phrase "cleansing the bones and removing the marrow" appeared in the minds of these students. Isn't body water used to expel the dirt in the body through enema?
Since bubble tea can be compared to body water, that means...
"Cleanse the tendons and marrow, cleanse the tendons and marrow... I get it! I understand!" At this time a student suddenly shouted.
The freshman coughed as he watched the eyes gathered around him. He shouted excitedly, "I understand. The shit we excrete is the dirt that has accumulated in our bodies. What we have is not diarrhea, but a cleansing of the tendons and marrow! That's right, a cleansing of the tendons and marrow! We are expelling the toxins from our bodies!"
Hualalalalalalalal——
Countless students were instantly confused when they heard this. They agreed with the freshman's words that they did not have diarrhea due to eating something bad, but that they used pearl milk tea to cleanse their bodies and expel the toxins accumulated in their bodies.
Oh my god! Pearl milk tea actually has such effects!
Many students suddenly felt guilty because they had misunderstood the great boss Merlin who provided them with jobs.
Merlin looked at the students who had already fallen into the state of self-imagination, and his handsome face showed a wicked smile. He shouted loudly, "Things like cleansing the tendons and removing the marrow sound powerful, but the benefits it brings are real!"
"Look carefully at each other and see if your skin has become much whiter after the cleansing of your tendons and marrow!"
These students looked at each other, and it seemed that they had indeed become a lot whiter?
Merlin thought to himself: Isn't that nonsense? He has diarrhea and has defecated so much. How can his face be rosy after being dehydrated? It must turn pale.
"Touch your belly again and weigh yourself to see if you have lost a lot of weight!"
The students rubbed their stomachs and felt their legs become weak and they walked lightly. This strange feeling made them think that their bodies had indeed become lighter.
Merlin’s mind: It’s all gone, so it’s really weird that the weight hasn’t decreased.
Merlin raised his hands and shouted, "Now, sit cross-legged and enter a meditative state. See if your meditation speed and efficiency have improved significantly!"
The fooled students dared not question Merlin anymore and sat cross-legged in the open space to meditate.
Soon after, these students felt that their meditation speed seemed to have accelerated a bit [psychological effect]. They could feel that the absorption of magic power during meditation was much faster.
This is entirely because there are a large number of free natural elements in the mountains behind the academy, and there are a few magic crystals buried underground. Repairing the chain here is naturally faster than in the dormitory.
And hundreds or thousands of people gathered together to meditate. It was impossible to completely absorb the magic power floating in the world during the meditation process. The scattered magic power that was attracted and could not be completely absorbed was captured by other students. This resulted in the collective magic chain being more efficient than individual magic chain.
[PS: The premise is that there is a huge amount of magical power in the world. It will be ineffective in the era of magical exhaustion or the end of the law. 】
"I feel that my meditation speed is increasing explosively!"
"Magic power! So much magic power! Is this the effect of cleansing the tendons and marrow?"
"Amazing! Amazing bubble tea!"
The sight of thousands of people meditating and repairing the chain together was quite shocking. Merlin breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the excited expressions of these students. It seemed that the diarrhea problem caused by the cassia taro had been properly solved.
What? What if these students find out later that it doesn't have the effects Merlin described?
This is simple. It means that you don’t drink enough bubble tea, or you have become stronger and the effect of bubble tea has weakened!
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