Chapter 124 Wu Dalang is on the list
"Duan Yu? The prince of Zhennan in Dali? Is there a country called Dali?"
"It's probably a small country!"
"Beautiful sister, please pay attention!"
"Is the focus on beauty? The focus is on my sister!"
"I like little girls the most. I can't control myself when I see little girls!"
"There's something wrong with you!"
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The Great Song Dynasty.
Dali Palace.
Emperor Duan Zhengming looked at the romantic list, was slightly stunned, and then smiled helplessly: "I didn't expect that the first person on the list would be Yu'er, he is really of the same lineage as the Prince of Zhennan!"
"Yu'er is on the list, and the Prince of Zhennan will most likely be on the list too. It looks like our Dali is going to be famous!"
The Queen opened her red lips slightly. How could they not know about Duan Zhengchun's little affair?
In particular, Duan Zhengchun's wife, Dao Baifeng, quarreled with Duan Zhengchun every other day, and even fought to the death with Duan Zhengchun's lover.
They have no choice but to know.
at the same time.
Zhennan Palace.
Princess Dao Baifeng gave Duan Zhengchun a fierce look and scolded him, "It's all your fault! You've led Yu'er astray!"
"Fenghuang'er, Yu'er can be on the romantic list, which shows that he is capable and charming. Wouldn't it be good for Yu'er to find you a few more wives and let you have a few more grandchildren?"
Duan Zhengchun said flatteringly.
"Yes, yes, you are the King of Zhennan of Dali. You are capable, charming, and suave!"
Dao Baifeng said sarcastically, "Go and bring your lover back!"
Duan Zhengchun looked helpless, but he didn't dare to get angry. He said flatteringly: "Fenghuang'er, we are talking about Yu'er, why are you bringing up the past? It's all in the past!"
"Yu'er learned this from you!"
Dao Baifeng left a word and turned away.
As for Duan Yu's romantic life and the fact that he had several women, Dao Baifeng didn't care, and was even happy about it.
Women are strange creatures.
They want their sons to have multiple women.
But my husband can only have me as his woman.
"Phoenix, where are you going?"
Duan Zhengchun chased after him and grabbed Dao Baifeng's arm.
"I'm going back to my Yuxu Temple, and you can go live with your lover!"
Dao Baifeng broke free from Duan Zhengchun's grasp and left.
She hated Duan Zhengchun's romantic and unrestrained life, so she became a nun and practiced Buddhism. She spent most of her time in Yuxu Temple and called herself "Yuxu Sanren".
"well!"
Duan Zhengchun sighed deeply but did not chase after him.
He knew that since Duan Yu was on the list, he would most likely be on the list as well.
When the time comes.
Dao Baifeng will definitely make trouble again.
He might as well wait until the romantic list was finished and then go get Dao Baifeng back.
For coaxing women.
Prince Duan is still quite capable.
Otherwise, it would be impossible for women like Qin Hongmian, Ruan Xingzhu, and Gan Baobao to be so devoted to him and love him to death.
As the person involved, Duan Yu was confused at the moment, "I'm on the list? Or the romantic list?"
"I just came out and haven't flirted with any girls yet, how come I'm on the list?"
"Whatever, let it be on the list. It's not a list of rapists that everyone wants to punish anyway!"
"The romantic list... Actually, it's not bad, romantic talent and beautiful lady. Since the gold list has put me on the romantic list, I will definitely not be lonely on this journey!"
Duan Yu was full of anticipation.
He was open-minded by nature, and being on the romantic list had no significant impact on him.
He looked at the reward he had just received and smiled slightly: "Orthopedic Pill? Let's find a place to taste the taste of Orthopedic Pill first!"
As the tenth place on the romantic list was announced, lines of large characters appeared above the Avenue Gold List:
[After one month, the mount rankings and wealth rankings will be announced, and those on the rankings will receive rewards]
"Mount ranking? Wealth ranking?"
“Is it too late to make money now?”
"It's too late, but I can still get a mount!"
…
Seeing the mount list, everyone in Jiuzhou was excited.
Compared to the legion list, killer list, magic weapon list, general list, wealth list and the like, the mount list can be said to be the easiest.
There are many good horses, but there are few good horse trainers.
Truly powerful mounts are not necessarily in the hands of powerful forces and strong people.
There are definitely many good horses among the people that have not been discovered.
If they find one, maybe they can make it onto the mount list.
Compared to those who are preparing to find a mount, many people who own BMWs are looking forward to it.
Bingzhou.
Lu Bu held the Fang Tian Hua Ji in his hand and gently stroked Red Hare's neck with one hand, with excitement in his eyes:
"Lü Bu among men, Red Hare among horses. Although I am not ranked first in the list of military commanders, you will definitely be ranked first in the list of mounts!"
"I wonder what the reward will be for being the top of the mount ranking?"
…
And Liu Bei, who was not far away from Lu Bu, also lit up his eyes.
"Finally it's my turn, Liu Bei!"
"Dilulu, Dilu, my fame depends on you. I don't ask for the top spot, just to be in the top five!"
Liu Bei gently stroked Di Lu's head, just like he was caressing his lover.
It's not just Lu Bu and Liu Bei.
Cao Cao, Xiang Yu and others were all confident in their BMWs.
at the same time.
Horse dealers all over the world became excited and the price of horses skyrocketed.
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Yuzhou Daming.
The richest man, Wan Sanqian, looked at him with a blazing gaze and clenched his fists: "Wealth list! There really is a wealth list!"
"This time, it must be my era of ten thousand three thousand."
"In terms of cultivation, I, Wan Sanqian, cannot be compared with the God of War, but in terms of wealth, the God of War is just a younger brother!"
His wealth is enough to rival that of a country. Even if royal families from various countries join in, he is confident that he can be among the top five in the wealth list, or even top the list.
"The Mount Ranking cannot be let go either!"
Thinking of this, Wan Sanqian immediately ordered: "Search for BMWs with all your strength. As long as it is a BMW, buy it back for me!"
Having money means you can do what you want.
"Yes, Master."
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Hongzhou Qing Dynasty.
The Qing emperor was full of vigor and said confidently: "My Qing Dynasty is vast and rich in resources. It is the best in the nine continents and the top in wealth. Who else can be better than me?"
"Congratulations, Your Majesty. Long live the Emperor!"
All the servants prostrated themselves before them and fawned upon them.
However, one of them was panicking, shocked and terrified: "Why is it the wealth list? Will my family wealth be exposed?"
When he thought that his family fortune might be the income of the Qing Dynasty for more than ten years, he shuddered.
"no!"
“The chances of me making the list are too high!”
"We must run!"
"Fortunately, I only have one month to do it, otherwise it would be game over!"
The Qing emperor had no idea what his ministers were thinking. He was in a good mood listening to their flattery.
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As the saying goes, when you are well fed and warm, you will think about English.
The Qing Emperor asked, "Is there any news about Princess Xiangxiang?"
"Your Majesty."
A minister stepped forward and reported: "According to the news, Princess Xiangxiang is the second daughter of Muzhuo Lun, the leader of the Hui tribe in the west, and her name is Kasili!"
"She is dressed in white like snow, extremely bright and beautiful, and you can't look at her directly. She is like a fairy who has descended to the earth. People dare not blaspheme her. She has an innocent character, is kind and loving, and is pure and flawless. She is a sacred goddess in the hearts of the Hui people. Now I have sent someone to rush over. I believe she will be brought to the palace soon for Your Majesty to enjoy."
"Okay! Tell them to speed up and make sure Princess Xiangxiang arrives at the palace safely as quickly as possible. I will reward her handsomely then!"
"I obey your command!"
…
The situation in Jiuzhou was turbulent and everyone was busy.
After several battles, Zhao Wu finally ended the fighting and had some free time to relax.
Jingwei's pretty face flushed and her whole body went limp.
Her beautiful, misty eyes were filled with spring as she stared at Zhao Wu infatuatedly.
Zhao Wu glanced at the glaring red mark on the silk quilt beside him, and gently stroked Jingwei's smooth and delicate jade back with one hand, looking at her rosy and delicate attractive face, and said:
"Don't worry about the past. I didn't have time to participate in your past. Your future belongs only to me."
Zhao Wu lowered his head and gently kissed her beautiful red lips.
"King Wu..."
Jingwei had never heard such love words before, and he was overwhelmed with emotion for a moment.
She hugged Zhao Wu's waist tightly with her fair arms, her beautiful eyes trembling, not knowing how to express her inner throbbing.
Thousands of words finally turned into the simplest two words.
"I want."
Zhao Wu looked at the beautiful woman's affectionate eyes, how could he refuse her kindness?
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Three days passed in a flash.
Today is the day when the Cuckold List and the Romantic List are updated.
"Three days have finally passed. The days without an update on the gold list are so hard to endure. They feel like years!"
"Ever since the emergence of the Avenue Gold List, the happiest days of my life are watching the gold list update!"
"Which two are today's cuckold list and romantic list?"
"On the romantic list, I, Lu Xiaofeng, will definitely be at the top. It would be great if I could be rewarded with a few jars of fine wine!!"
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When everyone is looking forward to it.
The Great Song Dynasty.
Yanggu County.
The streets of the county town are bustling with vendors coming and going in an endless stream.
“Selling sesame cakes!”
“Fragrant and sweet sesame cake!”
“Selling sesame cakes!”
A short, ugly man was carrying sesame cakes on his shoulder, shouting as he walked.
"Give me two pancakes!"
"Okay!"
Wu Dalang put down his carrying pole and took out some sesame cakes for the customers.
While paying, the customer teased, "Da Lang, you're out selling sesame cakes all day, leaving my young lady at home alone, are you at ease?"
"What's there to worry about? My wife is fine!"
Wu Dalang took out two sesame cakes, wrapped them up and handed them to the customer: "Your sesame cakes!"
"The Cuckold List and the Romantic List are about to be announced. Aren't you curious at all?"
The customer took the sesame cake, looked at Wu Dalang who was selling sesame cakes wholeheartedly, and said meaningfully.
"What's there to be curious about? This list belongs to those powerful masters. What does it have to do with a commoner like me?"
Wu Dalang shook his head. Living at the bottom of society, his biggest wish was to sell more pancakes to improve his family's life.
I don't have the time to care about the gold list.
“Maybe one day you’ll be on the list!”
The customer laughed.
"Master, you are joking. I have no skills at all. How can I possibly be on the list? There can't be a list of the best sesame cakes, right?"
Wu Dalang smiled and didn't take it seriously.
The customer said no more, gave Wu Dalang a meaningful look, turned around and left, but sighed in his heart: "You have no skills, but you have a beautiful and charming wife who can seduce you!"
The customer left.
Wu Dalang continued to sell sesame cakes.
But for some reason, I always have a bad feeling in my heart.
He instinctively picked up the sesame cake and walked towards home.
At this time.
In the sky, with endless rays of light surging, everyone was refreshed.
Here it comes.
Today's cuckold list is here.
I wonder which unlucky guy will be on the list.
Wu Dalang also looked up instinctively.
He is illiterate.
But even illiterate people can clearly understand the meaning of the words on the gold list.
In an instant.
Wu Dalang's body trembled, the load on his shoulders slipped off, and the sesame cakes scattered all over the floor without him noticing.
As if he had lost his soul, he stared at the cuckold list with a dull face.
【Green Hat List】
[9th place, Wu Dalang]
[He was short and ugly, and was called "three-inch-tall, bark-grained". His wife, Pan Jinlian, was as beautiful as a flower, but she could not stand the loneliness, so she had an affair with Ximen Qing.]
[Reward: a top-grade anti-poison pill that can cure hundreds of poisons.]
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(End of this chapter)