Chapter 253 A Zi: I jumped off a cliff?
"How did the Yi Jin Jing end up in my hands?"
"But I definitely won't go to Shaolin to steal scriptures!"
"And how did the battle at Juxianzhuang happen? Was it because I am a Khitan?"
Qiao Feng looked at the sky, with a lot of thoughts in his mind.
Because the protagonist of the list is You Tanzhi, the pictures about him are just incidental and many things are not shown.
"Someone seems to say that I killed my master and my adoptive parents. What's going on?"
"Is someone trying to frame me?"
Qiao Feng became alert.
He would never do such a thing.
He was not worried about being framed by others.
Instead, he was worried about the safety of his teacher and adoptive parents.
"Master is in Shaolin, and his martial arts are very powerful. It is definitely not something that ordinary people can do to kill Master. Dad and Mom are just ordinary people. I have to go back and take a look!"
Qiao Feng immediately made a decision and decided to go see his adoptive parents first.
But he did not set off immediately.
He raised his head and prepared to finish reading the introduction about You Tanzhi.
Maybe there's some news about him in there.
[The scene changes, You Tanzhi, who was let go by Qiao Feng, is caught up by Liao soldiers again. It is Ah Zi who leads the group back and captures You Tanzhi again]
[You Tanzhi was shocked to see Ah Zi, his eyes were filled with infinite infatuation, he swallowed his saliva, pounced on her, hugged Ah Zi's feet and bit them]
"I didn't expect that You Tanzhi is also an LSP!"
"This is too fierce, he just pounced on me!"
"You're biting my feet and won't let go. You're a foot fetishist!"
"But this Ah Zi is indeed very beautiful, worthy of being on the list of beauties!"
"But this Ah Zi doesn't seem to be a good person!"
"I bet that You Tanzhi is going to suffer a lot!"
"Isn't this nonsense? Ah Zi secretly returned after Qiao Feng left and captured You Tanzhi. She must have bad intentions. You can't just throw yourself into her arms!"
"If You Tanzhi had the peerless looks of King Wu or Jiang Feng, maybe there would still be a possibility!"
"You Tanzhi is just average looking, has no skills, and looks silly. Ah Zi, with her cunning eyes, would never fall for a man like You Tanzhi!"
…
Everyone was stunned when seeing You Tanzhi’s amazing move.
I've seen tigers before, but I've never seen one as fierce as this one.
This is too hasty.
Aren’t you afraid of being beaten to death?
[Sure enough, You Tanzhi was pulled away by A Zi's men and beaten severely. If A Zi hadn't thought he was funny, she would have stopped her men from beating him to death.]
[However, in order to prevent You Tanzhi from being recognized by Qiao Feng, Ah Zi had someone make an iron head mask for You Tanzhi to wear.]
[The hot mask stuck to his face, and You Tanzhi's already ugly appearance was instantly ruined. Then he came to A Zi wearing the iron head mask]
Ah Zi looked at it, nodded with satisfaction, and asked: "Do you know why I put this mask on you?"
[Please give me some advice, girl! ]
[You are so stupid that you don’t even know why I saved you! ]
[A Zi was so disappointed that she hit You Tanzhi on the head a few times, but her hand hurt for a long time]
[She came up to You Tanzhi and said, "My brother-in-law wants to chop you into minced meat. You should know that, right?"]
[He is the enemy who killed my father! Of course he must be eradicated! ]
[A Zi came close to him and whispered, "I'm telling you, he pretended to release you and then caught you back. If it weren't for me, would you be alive now?"]
[You Tanzhi was filled with gratitude and knelt down to thank him: "Thank you, young lady, for saving my life!"]
[Your clothes are nice. Let me give you a name! ]
【Just call me... Tiechou! 】
【Thank you for giving me a name! 】
"Oh my god! Isn't this too stupid? Just believe whatever people say?"
"You were sold and you're still counting money for others?"
"What does lust blind you to despair mean? This is it!"
“…”
Juxianzhuang.
You Ji's face turned pale and he was furious: "You bastard, you have brought shame to my You family. I will beat him to death!"
"Calm down, second brother. This is only a matter of the future. It hasn't happened yet. Everything can still be salvaged. Tan Zhi was just temporarily fascinated by beauty!"
You Ju quickly grabbed You Ji and comforted him, "Everyone has a romantic time when they are young!"
"snort!"
You Ji snorted coldly and strode towards You Tanzhi's residence.
Even if these are things that will happen in the future, he must teach You Tanzhi a lesson so that he won't repeat the same mistakes in the future.
“How beautiful!”
"I don't know where Ah Zi is!"
However, just as You Ji and You Ju walked to the door, they saw You Tanzhi's throat rolling and he looked at A Zi on the screen with an obsessed look.
Ever since the list of beauties was announced, You Tanzhi fell in love at first sight just like in the original novel and became obsessed with A Zi.
Unfortunately, he didn't know where A Zi was.
"You bastard!"
Seeing You Tanzhi's infatuated and almost drooling expression, You Ji suddenly got angry: "You useless thing! Have you never seen a woman?"
As he spoke, You Ji rushed forward and slapped him in the face with his hand!
Bang! You Tanzhi was knocked to the ground, blood oozing from the corner of his mouth, but his eyes were particularly stubborn: "I just like Ah Zi! I just haven't seen a woman more beautiful than Ah Zi!"
There are many beauties on the list who are more beautiful than A Zi.
But You Tanzhi just likes this type of A Zi.
In his heart, A Zi is incomparable.
Even if Lady Yu, Xi Shi, and Xiao Longnu were placed in front of him, they could not compare to a single hair of A Zi.
This is the legendary ultimate infatuated bootlicker.
"I'll beat you to death, you good-for-nothing!"
You Ji was furious and raised his hand to slap him again, but was immediately stopped by You Ju, who quickly advised, "Second brother, Tan Zhi is still young and full of vigor. It is understandable that he is obsessed with women. It is time for Tan Zhi to get married!"
"Once we get married and have a wife, Tan Zhi won't do that anymore!"
In his opinion, once You Tanzhi gets married and experiences the life of a woman, he won’t be so obsessed anymore.
"I only want Ah Zi!"
"I won't marry anyone else!"
You Tanzhi heard this and spoke loudly.
"If you dare to talk back, I'll beat you to death!"
You Ji was about to take action again.
"Second brother, calm down. Let's see how Ah Zi is doing first. If possible, we may let Tan Zhi marry her!"
You Ju grabbed You Ji and advised.
Their Juxianzhuang is also somewhat famous in the martial arts world. If A Zi is not too bad, they can also find A Zi and let You Tanzhi marry her home.
Ah Zi was only ranked at the bottom of the most beautiful list. They in Juxian Manor could still handle such a beauty.
If A Zi was one of the most beautiful beauties on the list, they wouldn't dare to have any idea.
Beauty is a disaster.
It is a crime to possess a treasure.
They in Juxianzhuang can’t bear it.
"Hmph, I'll deal with you later!"
You Ji glared at You Tanzhi fiercely, then raised his head and looked at the light curtain in the sky.
[“My lord, today the Western Regions’ Daqin Kingdom sent us a lion. My lord, would you like to take a look?”]
[A soldier came in to report. Ah Zi was very interested and took You Tanzhi (Tiechou) to see the lions.]
[A Zi looked at the lion tamer kneeling in front of her and asked, "Will your lion eat people?"]
[“Report to the princess, this lion has eaten countless people in the past, but since it was locked up, we have only fed it goats, rabbits, pheasants and the like, and it has not eaten anyone for a long time!”]
[A Zi's eyes turned and she looked at You Tanzhi: "Tiechou, are you saying that no matter what I say, you will listen to me?"]
【"yes."】
[“Then I want to see whether your iron head is stronger or the lion’s teeth are stronger. Can you help me with this?”]
[“Ah… I… this… Princess, you are not kidding, are you? How… do I try this?”]
[“It seems that everything you said was a lie?” Ah Zi’s smile disappeared, and she looked unhappy. ]
[“No, no, no, I speak the truth, but…”]
[The chief guard beside him interrupted and said, "Princess, this is very simple. Just put Tie Chou's head into the cage, and his body won't be bitten anymore, right?"]
【A Zi suddenly realized and said with a smile: "Captain of the room, you are still smart!"】
[“It’s settled!”]
[“Someone, put Tiechou’s head into the lion cage!”]
[“Ah… No, no, Princess, we can’t do this…”]
[“Ah, no…no…”]
[“Tie Chou, don’t be afraid! Put your head in and let him bite you! Good! Put your head in! Bite… bite well, good…” Ah Zi came to the cage, stared at the lion and You Tanzhi with burning eyes, and shouted excitedly. ]
[“Ah…Ah…”]
[You Tanzhi was bitten and passed out.]
[“Tiechou! Tiechou!” Ah Zi called out twice, and when she saw You Tanzhi didn’t respond, she angrily shouted to the guard next to her: “Captain of the room, you killed my Tiechou! You must compensate me! You must compensate me…”]
[“Don’t worry, Princess!” The captain in the room was terrified and felt terrified. He quickly ran to You Tanzhi and sniffed his breath. He found that You Tanzhi was not dead, so he quickly splashed cold water on him to wake him up! ]
【“Princess, he’s awake!”】
[“Ah, that’s great, you’re not dead! You’re unlucky not to die, otherwise who will play with me?”]
"Fuck! Isn't this woman too bad?"
"You Tanzhi will be killed sooner or later if he follows him!"
"Is there any point in saying this? I'm lucky not to have been killed by a lion this time!"
"Sure enough, a femme fatale, a femme fatale, she really has a heart as vicious as a femme!"
“…”
The whole world was in an uproar. People were horrified by A Zi's cruelty, and had no sympathy for You Tanzhi, the bootlicker.
None of them are good.
However, You Ji from Juxianzhuang was furious. He slapped You Tanzhi and shouted angrily, "Look at this! Look at yourself! Who is this woman? She is more poisonous than snakes and scorpions!"
You Tanzhi sat on the ground, covering his face, his eyes still stubborn.
As the saying goes, no matter how many times the goddess abuses me, I will still treat her like my first love.
at the same time.
Qiao Feng frowned. He was displeased with A Zi's cruelty, but he didn't know A Zi now.
"Who is Ah Zi's sister? She calls me brother-in-law. Could it be that..."
Qiao Feng pondered secretly in his heart.
He is single now.
He continued to look at the light curtain.
[At this moment, Qiao Feng came over, and Ah Zi immediately returned to her good girl self.]
After chatting for a while, Ah Zi saw Qiao Feng was about to leave and quickly hugged Qiao Feng's arm, saying coquettishly: "Brother-in-law, please stay with me for a while. Anyway, I don't think you have anything important to do!"
[“Who said that? I can’t always play with a kid like you?”]
[“Humph, kid! Kid! Why am I always a kid in your eyes?”]
[“Azi, your body has not recovered yet, remember to eat the bear bile, and when you’re done, come to me for more!” After saying this, Qiao Feng turned and left.]
[“If I’m unhappy, I won’t feel better even if I eat a hundred bear gallbladders!”]
【“Then you will eat one hundred and one!”】
"Alas, as expected, the goddess you can't get is another man's licker!"
"There's obviously something wrong with Qiao Feng's sister-in-law!"
"The story that Qiao Feng and his sister-in-law must tell!"
“…”
[You Tanzhi saw Qiao Feng leaving, and bowed, saying, "Thank you, Princess, for saving my life!"]
[Bang!]
[“Ah!” Ah Zi slapped You Tanzhi on the face, but because of the mask, her hand hurt terribly.]
[“You ugly bastard!” Ah Zi kicked You Tan and cursed, “I saved you, and you still dare to treat me like this!”]
【"In the room, teach him a lesson!"】
[“Princess, I was wrong, I was wrong!”]
[“Hmph, your head is so strong, I think your body must be strong too, hit me!”]
[The guard immediately picked up the whip and beat You Tanzhi severely]
[You Tanzhi knelt on the ground and said loudly: "Princess, you can beat me however you want as long as you like!"]
【A Zi said: "Actually I don't want to hit you either, it's just that you don't listen to me!"】
[You Tanzhi felt wronged: "How could I not be obedient?"]
[“How dare you talk back?” Ah Zi scolded angrily. ]
[You Tanzhi hurriedly said: "As long as the princess is happy, you can beat me however you want! The princess has been so kind to me, so a few lashes are nothing! Please beat me, the more the better!"]
[“You said it! I’ll grant your wish! Beat him up!”]
[“I won’t stop! Don’t stop!”]
"Nimma! What kind of top-notch stuff is this? It really brings shame to us men!"
"I am convinced too!"
"The two heroes of the You family are also famous heroes, how come they gave birth to such a son!"
"What misfortune for the family!"
“…”
"You like being beaten, don't you? I'll beat you to death!"
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You Ji was furious, grabbed the feather duster beside him, and beat You Tanzhi fiercely! You Tanzhi gritted his teeth, stubbornly staring at A Zi in the light curtain in the sky, as if he had infinite power just by looking at A Zi.
[The scene changes, and Ah Zi uses the Divine Wood King Cauldron to catch a poisonous centipede]
[She placed the centipede in a clay pot, and then said to You Tanzhi: "Now, put your hand into the pot, and let the centipede suck your blood as much as possible. The more the better!"]
[“You can’t move until it’s full.”]
[“This…this…” You Tanzhi was a little scared and hesitated.]
【"What's this? Are you unhappy?"】
[“No, it’s just…”]
[“It’s just that the centipede’s poison isn’t that strong. You won’t die!”]
[“Just now you told me that you would go through fire and water for me, and die for me. Now I asked you to bleed a little bit, and you are like this!”]
[“It seems that you just lied to me!”]
[“No! Princess!”]
[“I’ll stretch!”]
[You Tanzhi mustered up his courage and reached his hand into the jar, letting the centipede suck his blood. After the centipede was full of blood, Ah Zi immediately asked the shaky You Tanzhi to take out the centipede and put it into the Shenmu Wang Ding to practice martial arts.]
[You Tanzhi was bitten by a centipede and was in so much pain that he pretended to be dead. Ah Zi thought he was dead and had him taken out and buried.]
[The guards were lazy and left it in the wild]
[You Tanzhi wakes up and accidentally practices the Yi Jin Jing that he saw before, expelling the centipede poison from his body, and then returns to the palace]
[A Zi was overjoyed when she saw You Tanzhi: "Tiechou, I knew you couldn't die!"]
[You Tanzhi knelt on one knee and said, "With the princess' words, I would be willing to die!"]
[So, Ah Zi took You Tanzhi to the suburbs and caught a poisonous spider with the Divine Wood King Cauldron]
【A Zi: "Later, if I ask you for help, would you be willing?"】
[“Yes! I am willing even if it means death!”]
[A Zi smiled slightly, and then asked You Tanzhi to put his hand into the cauldron and let the poisonous spider suck his blood]
[After the poisonous spider sucked her blood, Ah Zi ignored You Tanzhi and began to practice poison skills with the poisonous spider in the Shenmu Wang Ding]
[You Tanzhi practices expelling poison according to the pictures in Yi Jin Jing]
[A Zi finished her training and found that You Tanzhi was not dead. She was a little surprised]
[She is well aware of the power of spider venom]
[A Zi said in surprise: "Tiechou, you are amazing. This spider is so poisonous, but you are fine. I really didn't feed you in vain."]
[“This is all thanks to the princess!”]
[“Okay, let’s go back. I’ll take you out to play every day from now on.”]
[“As long as I can be with the princess, I’m willing to do anything!”]
"Oh my god! Is there really such a great person in this world?"
"I've really humbled myself to the dust!"
"And I bring you out to play every day? Just to let you be a blood bag, sucking blood from various poisonous creatures so that I can use it to practice martial arts!"
"This is using your life to pick up girls!"
Countless people in Jiuzhou were shocked by You Tanzhi's dog-licking behavior.
There is no such thing as the best lick, only licking more.
[The scene changes, Ah Zi leads You Tanzhi to catch poisonous creatures to practice martial arts again. This time, a terrifying poisonous snake is attracted]
[At the same time, another ice silkworm was also attracted]
[The ice silkworm was extremely cold and froze the venomous snake to death instantly, but it ran away before entering the Divine Wood King Cauldron]
[A Zi led You Tanzhi to track down the ice silkworm. After an unknown amount of time, A Zi could no longer run! ]
[“Go and catch the ice silkworm for me. If you can’t catch it, you don’t have to come back!”]
[“Yes, I will definitely catch the ice silkworm and give it to the princess to practice with!”]
[You Tanzhi tracked the ice silkworm to the courtyard of a drunken monk. After the monk left, he put the ice silkworm into a wine gourd and brought it back to Ah Zi to practice martial arts]
[Azi's Divine Wood King Cauldron had already collected poisonous centipedes, scorpions, spiders and other poisonous creatures, but once the ice silkworms were put in, all those poisonous creatures were frozen to death! ]
"Oh my god! This ice silkworm is so powerful!"
"Of course, this ice silkworm is a rare treasure!"
"Ah, you damn thief, you actually stole my ice silkworm!"
"The ice silkworm is actually in the hands of that monk!"
“…”
The appearance of the ice silkworm attracted the attention of countless people.
The owner of the ice silkworm was shocked and angry. Now that the fact that he had the ice silkworm was exposed, he was afraid that he would have a hard time in the future.
He was also exposed for drinking and eating meat.
"Damn it, we can't stay in Shaolin anymore, let's run away!"
The monk fled with the ice silkworm.
Countless powerful people who coveted the ice silkworm remembered the monk's appearance and prepared to snatch the ice silkworm.
"My ice silkworm..."
Ah Zi looked at the sky, feeling very regretful.
She knew that with the exposure of the gold list, she might not be able to get the ice silkworm in the future.
She continued to stare at the light screen.
[When You Tanzhi heard Ah Zi ask him to put his hand in to let the ice silkworm suck blood, his expression changed.]
[He has a deep understanding of the horror of the ice silkworm]
[Even if he had that martial art, it would be hard for him to survive]
[He suddenly knelt on the ground and said solemnly: "Princess, when you have mastered the poison skills, please do not forget that my name is You Tanzhi, and I am not some ugly guy!"]
[“Okay, okay, I remember. Your name is You Tanzhi, and you are my most loyal servant!”]
[“A slave? Yes…Yes, even after I die, I will still be the princess’ most loyal slave!”]
[You Tanzhi assumed a posture according to the contents of the Yi Jin Jing, and then reached his hand into the Shenmu Wang Ding]
[As the ice silkworm sucks blood, You Tanzhi is frozen into an ice sculpture]
[After practicing martial arts, Ah Zi looked at You Tanzhi who had been frozen into an ice sculpture and asked her subordinates to bury him, but in order to save trouble, her subordinates threw You Tanzhi into the river]
[You Tanzhi regained consciousness by chance and continued to practice Yi Jin Jing. Relying on the power of the ice silkworm, his internal strength improved by leaps and bounds, and he mastered the Ice Silkworm Poison Palm.]
"Oh my god! He didn't die, and even mastered peerless martial arts. No one else can do that!"
"What an indestructible little cockroach!"
"No! It's the cockroach that can't be killed by poison!"
"If it were someone else, they would have died countless times. This is really cheating!"
"It's a blessing in disguise!"
…
Juxianzhuang.
You Ji looked at You Tanzhi and said coldly, "How is it? Do you see the other party clearly now? No matter how much you do, in the other party's mind, you are just a dog slave practicing martial arts. He will not care whether you live or die!"
"I do! As long as I can be with Ah Zi, I'm willing to do anything!"
You Tanzhi said in his heart, but there was no expression on his face, he just stared at the light curtain in the sky.
[After You Tanzhi was detoxified, he found the Beggars' Sect gathering. However, Ding Chunqiu suddenly arrived and asked for poison from the Beggars' Sect. He used poison to kill most of the Beggars' Sect disciples except You Tanzhi. So Ding Chunqiu accepted You Tanzhi as his disciple.]
[The scene changes, Ding Chunqiu leads his disciples to the noodle shop, captures Ah Zi, and interrogates her about the whereabouts of the Divine Wood King Tripod]
[A Zi is good at speaking and arguing, and then she fights with Ding Chunqiu, and is blinded by Ding Chunqiu's poison. You Tanzhi takes advantage of the chaos to rescue A Zi]
[Afterwards, the two met Quan Guanqing, who was impressed by You Tanzhi's martial arts, so he invited You Tanzhi to take off his mask and let You Tanzhi compete for the position of leader of the Beggars' Sect]
[Under Quan Guanqing's conspiracy, You Tanzhi killed eleven Beggar Gang masters in a row at the Beggar Gang's Junshan Conference and became the twelfth generation leader of the Beggar Gang. He was then forced by Quan Guanqing to compete with the Shaolin Sect for the position of leader of the Central Plains martial arts world.]
[At the foot of Shaoshi Mountain, You Tanzhi and his gang met Ding Chunqiu. Ah Zi stepped forward to provoke him, but was captured by Ding Chunqiu]
[You Tanzhi was afraid of the consequences and knelt down to beg for mercy, asking Ding Chunqiu to release Ah Zi]
[As long as Ding Chunqiu releases Ah Zi, he is willing to do anything]
"There's no hope!"
"He has all the skills of a martial artist, but he only knows how to hang around a woman and doesn't even care about his own dignity!"
Everyone was stunned to see You Tanzhi, who had become the leader of the Beggars' Sect, kneel down to Ding Chunqiu without hesitation.
What a waste of all these unique martial arts skills.
[Ding Chunqiu asked You Tanzhi to kill Shaolin Abbot Xuanci, and You Tanzhi stepped forward to do it]
[Qiao Feng then arrived, rescued A Zi, and defeated You Tanzhi]
[You Tanzhi still follows behind A Zi, taking care of the blind A Zi]
[After Ah Zi reunited with Qiao Feng, Xu Zhu and others, they learned that Xu Zhu could use the eye replacement method to heal Ah Zi's eyes]
[But Xu Zhu, Qiao Feng and others were unwilling to give other people's eyes to Ah Zi, so Ah Zi had no choice and was very sad.]
[Seeing this, You Tanzhi asked Xu Zhu to give his eyes to A Zi, and then left quietly to prevent A Zi from seeing his ugly appearance]
"Oh my god, this is really top-notch!"
"I find these two are a perfect match!"
"One has a perverted sadism, the other a deformed masochism;"
"One is too calculating, the other has no opinion at all;"
"One is vicious, the other is cowardly;"
"One tortured desperately, the other did not resist at all;"
"One is willing to fight, the other is willing to be beaten;"
"The two are opposite but complement each other, they hit it off immediately and the cooperation is tacit."
“…”
[The scene changes to outside Yanmen Pass, on the edge of a cliff, Ah Zi is holding Qiao Feng's body, grief-stricken]
"Oh my god! Qiao Feng is dead? How did he die?"
When people saw the light curtain, the whole world was in an uproar, especially the martial arts world of the Song Dynasty, which was in complete uproar.
"I'm dead?"
Qiao Feng was slightly stunned, but unfortunately because this was You Tanzhi's inventory, there was no introduction from him at all.
As soon as the scene appeared, it was Ah Zi holding his body.
The others are not visible at all.
[“Azi! Azi, where are you? I heard your voice? Miss Azi, where are you?”]
[Sure enough, You Tanzhi appeared right behind him and shouted loudly.]
[Because he gave his eyes to Ah Zi, he is now blind. ]
[A Zi hugged Qiao Feng's body tightly, glanced at You Tanzhi, and said slowly: "You gave me my eyes. My brother-in-law said that I owe you a favor and asked me to treat you well!"]
【After saying this, Ah Zi dug out her own eyes. 】
"hiss!"
Everyone shuddered and their scalp went numb.
He who digs out his own eyes is a cruel person.
This moment.
Everyone fell silent.
They could all see that although Ah Zi was a bad person, she had deep feelings for Qiao Feng.
[“Brother-in-law, we don’t owe anyone anything anymore!”]
[“I shot you with a poison needle before because I wanted you to stay with me forever. Today, I finally got what I wanted!”]
[After saying this, Ah Zi hugged Qiao Feng's body and resolutely jumped off the cliff. ]
[You Tanzhi followed closely behind and jumped off the cliff. ]
"I never thought that this femme fatale like Ah Zi would have the courage to jump off a cliff and commit suicide!"
"What is love in this world? It makes people stay together for life and death!"
"You Tanzhi, that bootlicker, also jumped off the cliff!"
"Normal! Ah Zi has become You Tanzhi's belief and faith. Now that Ah Zi is dead, You Tanzhi will naturally collapse and there will be no meaning in living anymore!"
“…”
"Oh my god! I actually jumped off a cliff for a man? Am I stupid?"
Ah Zi stared at the light curtain, dug out her eyes, jumped off the cliff, and was completely dumbfounded.
incredible.
Is that her?
(End of this chapter)