The Green Tea Girl's Mind Reads Have the Villain's Whole Family Begging Me to Be Happy
The bridal chamber was warm with red candles, and Xu Wanying transmigrated to become a newlywed bride. Before she could even meet her groom, a little fatty smashed her head, causing her to bleed and faint on the spot.
When she woke up, she was bound to a "Poorly Happy System." As long as she maintained a good mood, she could eat melons (gossip).
The first melon she ate was that the little fatty would become a eunuch in the future. She was immediately delighted, as she wouldn't have to personally exact revenge; the brat would destroy himself!
Little did she know, her conversations with the system could be heard clearly by the entire family.
The next day, her mother-in-law and father-in-law were fighting fiercely, clamoring for a divorce, and had even divided the household property.
Everyone: "Don't speak so breathlessly, this family almost fell apart again."
Afterward, her cheap husband was force-fed a month's worth of "ten-complete-great-tonic" soup.
The villain's whole family: "Ancestor, please continue speaking! Who exactly is trying to harm us?"
Xu Wanying: "Lying down waiting to die, do not disturb!"