Chapter 57: Uncomfortable, don’t want to work overtime*…
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I don't know how Kazhu knew about the conversation I just had with the mermaid. After all, according to common sense, he should not have the time to pay attention to such a small matter, let alone put his precious energy on eavesdropping.
Come on, gods are busy too, okay? No matter how abundant the computing power is, it should not be wasted.
Hearing what He said, the voice of the goddess of nature suddenly turned cold: "Are you going to go against me? In the past, you and Parka were in cahoots, and now your illegitimate son is helping Him to resurrect. Kazhuo. If you want to become the public enemy of the gods again, I can satisfy you."
"Thank you for your concern. Instead of this, why not take care of these little guys first?"
The shadow is spreading.
The ancient war trees that had just been catalyzed wanted to struggle, but they could not escape the shackles of the shadows. The shadows climbed upwards, binding the branches and blocking the sound. They penetrated the cracks with stickiness and plundered lives.
The voice of the goddess of nature suddenly became louder: "Do you really think I can't deal with you!? A coward who only dares to hide in his own temple! Damn Samuel, just watching the show over there! Damn Kazhuo! Don't think I don't know that you have feelings for the god of death-"
Before he could finish his words, a thunderbolt suddenly flashed in the sky, as if to split the sky and the earth in half, covering up the following sounds.
"go back."
Kazoo's voice suddenly turned cold.
The goddess of nature seemed to feel something was wrong and said nothing more.
I was left staring at the thunderbolts, feeling anxious. This was a divine punishment that only came when the gods were furious. Kazhuo wouldn't go to such lengths with just this one sentence, would he? And what did he do to me? You better explain it clearly!
I jumped up and down like a mouse that hadn't eaten the whole melon, wishing I could pry open the mouth of the goddess of nature to hear what was going on. But it was obvious that there would be no such good thing. The voice of the goddess disappeared, and she took the opportunity to give the merman a look. The latter understood, retreated little by little into the shadow of the forest, and disappeared silently on the spot.
“It runs pretty fast.”
Kazhuo's voice sounded again, and I looked innocent: "If you don't leave now, you will be retaliated. I still have some foresight."
Kazhuo snorted, as if he was not going to bother with this little thing.
I felt relieved and secretly opened my address book.
At the top was the contact information on the optical computer, and below that was a pinned group chat. When I clicked on the group chat, it was already full of curses.
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[Group chat: NPC is a loving family]
【Appearance is justice: @I didn’t plan anything bad, open the door and don’t play dead! You actually lost face in front of my believers, I tell you, you are done, Kazhuo! 】
【Appearance is justice: @I didn’t plan anything bad, don’t think I won’t beat you up just because you’re at home! 】
【Appearance is justice: @I didn’t plan anything bad. If you don’t come out, I’m really going to do it! 】
[I didn’t plan anything bad: TD]
[Appearance is justice: Just wait, I will be at your door in three seconds! ]
[It's so cool underground: What's going on? What happened to Kajo that made the goddess of nature so angry? ]
【Welcome to surrender: He has brought wrath upon the goddess of nature. 】
[It's so cool underground: Oh wow! Awesome! Why don't we start fighting? We at Chaos Rebellion are willing to provide a group of Spider-Man mercenaries, and you are welcome at any time! ]
[Huoyan Yanyi: Our Fire Elemental Plane provides 200,000 fire elements and 50,000 high-level fire elements. It only requires 2,000 units of divine power! ]
[Shui Miaomiao: Our water element plane provides 200,000 water elements and 500,000 high-level water elements. It only requires 1999 units of divine power! ]
[Huoyan Yanyi: Haha, you water elemental planes must go against our fire elemental planes, right?]
[Shui Miu Miao: No, how dare we? It’s just that there are more water element people born this year, so the price naturally goes down~! ]
[Huoyan Yanyi: Get out! ]
[TuTu is also very cute: Actually, we in the earth elemental plane can also...]
【Huoyan Yanyi: You can’t. 】
[Shui Miao: You can’t. ]
[Don’t call me firewood: You can’t do it. ]
【Gold will always shine: You can’t. 】
[TuTu is also cute: QAQAQAQAQ! Aren’t we five elements a family? Why are you doing this to me!]
[I didn't plan anything bad. When have you five elemental planes ever been a family? And Samuel, aren't you here too? Don't pretend to be a good person.]
[You are welcome to surrender: I am here, but I am a righteous god with a good reputation, not as good as someone ~]
【Appearance is justice: @I didn’t plan anything bad. Isn’t this the real person who has been pretending to be dead? Hehe, he finally came out. I let you hit me with lightning! I let you hit me with lightning! I let you hit me with lightning, but you ignored my private messages! ! 】
【Appearance is justice: @I didn’t plan anything bad, don’t I have any face? ? 】
[I didn't plan to do anything bad: Actually, I didn't intend to chop. ]
【I didn't plan anything bad: but you were too noisy. 】
In the entire group, whether those who were chatting, idling, or arguing, in short, all of them stopped at this moment.
A few seconds later, all the gods said the same thing in unison:
[It’s so cool underground: Bro, that’s awesome! ]
[Huoyan Yanyi: Brother, awesome! ]
[Shui Miao: Brother, awesome! ]
[Don’t call me Chaihuo: Brother, awesome! ]
The goddess of nature was almost mad at him, and she didn't even reply right away. I couldn't help but give him a thumbs up in my heart. It turns out that when it comes to getting angry, you have to be a professional.
Kazhuo seemed to have given up everything and news kept pouring out.
[I didn't plan anything bad. Come on, stop embarrassing yourself in public. You know why everyone is afraid of provoking you.]
[I didn't plan anything bad: I know what you want to say, and I admit it. You don't have to say it.]
[I didn't plan anything bad: what you know is known to everyone, don't threaten me with this, it's not something that needs to be buried in the ground.]
[I didn't plan anything bad: I know you don't like it. But I like it this way. If you have the guts, come to the Dark Kingdom and fight me. Oh, I forgot, you can't beat me~ Then I'll say it again. Are you here to fight? If you don't come to my door within three minutes, I'll be the next one. ]
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These messages were posted at the end of the group, and no one pushed them to the top for a long time. I stared at them for a long time, feeling isolated.
But Kazhuo obviously had no intention of continuing speaking, and he turned his attention to the forest.
"I almost forgot about you. The matter of pretending to be my illegitimate child has not been resolved yet. Tell me, what punishment do you want?"
The culprit didn't eat the whole melon and acted as if nothing had happened. I was so angry that I gnashed my teeth.
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Sooner or later, this revenge will be paid back.
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I adjusted my mindset, tears welling in my eyes, my emotions full and natural, perfect: "My Lord, you are wronged. I have a red heart for the dark, and I have never had any bad intentions. Look at my face. If I say it has nothing to do with you, even if those people see it, they won't believe it, right? Since the goddess of nature has already believed it, let's just make it true. Give me a little help, and I will help you solve the problem of the god of death. The two of you have been allies for thousands of years. Now those righteous gods are powerful. If you can join forces, you will definitely be able to strengthen your voice and deal with the huge changes that will follow."
“…”
Even though I couldn't see her face, I could sense Kajol's speechlessness. I continued:
"As a god, you should also be aware that this era is about to face storms. In this case, why must we be the ones to be eliminated? Thousands of years ago, you and the God of Death were allies, and you have always had a close relationship. When He returns to the human world, He will definitely give you generous rewards. With your thousand years of management and the power of the God of Death, it is still unknown who will belong to the next era. Or, my lord, are you willing to fall behind others?"
Few people know Kazhuo's paranoia. He interrupted me: "Okay, I know. Since you are my illegitimate child, go and help that little fish. The rest is up to you to decide. Those little things are my help to you - but don't forget, I will always watch over you."
As He spoke, my right arm felt a burning pain. I lifted my sleeve and saw a strange and ferocious pattern on my forearm. It was the emblem of Kazhuo.
[You have become the follower of the Lord of Darkness]
[You have obtained the seal of the Lord of Darkness]
[Congratulations on completing the achievement Double Agent]
[Congratulations on obtaining the Divine Power Creation: Dark Tree Shadow Group]
"Since you are planning to attack Samuel, hehe... very good, very good. Then I will give you this thing as well."
Kazoo let out a creepy, gloomy laugh, and I seemed to see a hand lifting my chin.
What a pervert, why do they all like this position? I rolled my eyes to the sky. His thumb rubbed my cheek, bringing a burning sensation.
The pain surged like an electric current, and everything was covered with a hazy veil. Strange monsters hid in the shadows of everything, constantly twisting and splitting, devouring each other. The shadow interface covered the main interface, and the completely abnormal things brought a nauseating feeling.
Sticky blood flowed out of the wound, and Kajo stared at me for a long time, as if looking for something. From my angle, I could only see those bright red eyes, which were fanatically focused like a random murderer.
Under my silent gaze, the black-haired god finally gave up observing me with regret. He wiped off the blood for me and said with a smile: "Okay, from now on, we are allies. Don't be so open when you do bad things next time."
As if to prove this point, the evil spirit directed my gaze upwards.
The originally clear blue sky suddenly changed its appearance. After the divine disguise was torn off, it was covered with densely packed huge eyes.
Holy and vast, narrow and evil, gentle and lazy, angry and cold...
All the gods are watching here.
All the gods are waiting to peel off my (the God of Death) flesh and blood.
The black shadow weaved a narrow space and enveloped the two of us. Kazhu raised the corner of his mouth and whispered maliciously: "Look, they all want you to die. Only I will let you live. So don't worry, I will help you, at least to stop the little fish first."
He was about to say something, but his voice suddenly paused, and then he said softly, "Crazy woman."
I secretly glanced at the time. If it said three minutes, it was three minutes. It must be that the goddess of nature had gone to block the door. Kazhuo lost interest in chatting and stopped trying to persuade people. She pushed me directly into the shadows.
The body fell and darkness filled the vision.
Amid the commotion of the shadow creatures, I heard a faint, beautiful song.
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