Chapter 375 Divorce or Divorce?
Old Fan curled his lip.
"Would I dare to bully your girl?"
I'm already being nice by not bullying me, right?
Why am I so pessimistic? It was so much better when we were together.
Eat when you want, sleep when you want, and nobody cares—how carefree you are!
Now, it's much better that we eat on time, wash our hands before and after meals, and wash our hands before and after using the toilet.
And their feet also have to be washed every day. If they don't wash their feet, they can't go to bed. They have to use a foot towel and a foot basin to wash their feet.
I just grabbed the wrong handkerchief yesterday, and she got upset and nagged me for a whole hour…
"Sigh! I can't live like this anymore!"
"Then let's not go for it. Come on, I'll take you to get a divorce certificate." Master Sanqing, always eager for a good show, stood up and pretended to pull Lao Fan away.
Old Fan quickly dodged the hand of the Taoist priest Sanqing.
"No, no, Brother Sanqing, we're just having a little spat, it's not like we'd divorce each other."
Master Sanqing glanced at Lao Fan.
"I'm not asking you to divorce your wife, I'm asking my sister to divorce her husband!"
Lao Fan: "…………"
Old Fan was completely stunned. He looked at the Three Pure Ones Daoist in disbelief.
"Sanqing, you've changed!"
You've forgotten how we used to depend on each other and share a bed? Besides, don't people always say they'd rather reconcile than separate?
"I'm already this old, and it wasn't easy for me to finally get married. How can you advise us to separate?"
Master Sanqing glared at Lao Fan.
"You're acting like an old woman, going back and forth like that. What are you trying to do?"
Seeing that Sanqing was angry, Lao Fan didn't dare to say anything more and quickly stood up, picked up the rabbit from the ground, and...
"My wife is waiting for me to come home for dinner, I have to go now..."
Master Sanqing: "…………"
Watching Lao Fan's departing figure, Master Sanqing was extremely frustrated and couldn't help but mutter to himself:
Married men don't deserve to have friends!
Old Fan took all the rabbits they had just caught. Master Sanqing looked at the sun overhead…
Hmm, it's almost lunchtime. Should we eat at the Mu family's or the Zhou family's today?
The Taoist priest Sanqing lay lazily on a large rock, agonizing over which restaurant to eat at. With nothing else to do, he casually took out a bag of sweet candies from his storage talisman and started eating them.
While the Taoist priest Sanqing was leisurely eating candy, he suddenly saw a dark mass of unidentified objects flying down from the foot of the mountain.
Before he could even see what it was, he heard a buzzing sound.
He was startled. What was going on? How could there be so many bees?
Looking at the densely packed crowd, was it too late for Master Sanqing to run away?
Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
Master Sanqing hurriedly threw away the candy in his hand, but it was too late. Even though he threw the candy away, many bees still followed the scent of the candy on his hands and lips...
Oh my god!
When Master Sanqing realized something was wrong, he quickly jumped off the boulder and ran down the mountain.
Actually, the bees were just passing by. As long as the Taoist priest Sanqing stayed quietly and didn't provoke the bees, there would be no problem.
Unfortunately, he didn't do that. Although the bees didn't sting him, the Taoist priest was getting anxious because so many were flying around his head and he didn't want to do anything about it.
So, on a whim, he picked up a tinderbox, lit a few pieces of dry wood, and waved it at the swarm of bees. Sensing the danger, the bees around Master Sanqing instantly launched an attack on him.
He sensed something was wrong, so he dropped the firewood he was holding and stomped it out.
But I still got bitten all over my head...
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