Chapter 242 Chapter 242: Not Enough to Eat as a Guest
Qin Run knew that Xu Yunfan was not used to drinking white wine, so after returning home, he estimated that it was about time, so he asked Qin An to take Xiaobao to call him.
"Oh, An Ge'er and Xiao Bao are here!" Qin Er was so surprised to see Xiao Bao that he waved to Xiao Bao to come over.
Xiaobao ran over, but before he even got close to Qin Er, he frowned. "Uncle, you've had too much to drink. You smell bad. Xiaobao, don't go over there."
Seeing Xiaobao's disgusted look, Qin Er laughed out loud, "How is uncle smelly?"
Xiaobao frowned and corrected him, "It's not uncle who stinks, it's the wine that stinks. Uncle doesn't stink."
"Oh, you speak so sweetly, just like your father." Qin Dayou pinched Xiaobao's face. Looking at his hairstyle and fairy-like little face, the more he looked at him, the more he admired him.
Qin An ran to Xu Yunfan and hugged his arm. "Brother, you're lying."
"Hmm? What did Goff lie to Anger about?"
Xu Yunfan didn't drink much white wine, so there was only a faint smell of alcohol on his body. It was not strong, but surprisingly pleasant. Xiaobao didn't mind. He squeezed in between Xu Yunfan's legs, stood on tiptoe, held Xu Yunfan's face with both hands, and pulled Xu Yunfan to lower his head.
"What are you doing?" Xu Yunfan was forced to lower his head, but did not stop Xiaobao's actions.
Xiaobao sniffed Xu Yunfan's mouth and said, "Father, you've drunk too much. If you stink, Xiaobao won't love you anymore. Father, please come home quickly. Father promised Xiaobao and his uncles last night."
Xu Yunfan picked up Xiaobao and put him on his lap. He turned his head to look at Qin An who was standing close to him, "Did you make another appointment with Dadan and the others?"
Qin An begged, "Well, Brother, please go home and make lanterns for us, okay, Brother?"
"Okay, okay, I'll make it for you guys when I get back." Xu Yunfan had an excuse and said to Qin Dayou, "Brother Dayou, take your time drinking. I'll be back soon. I have no choice. I made an agreement with you guys last night. A man should not break his promise. It's not good to lose faith."
Xu Yunfan had already said so, it would be bad if they didn't let him go. Qin Dayou looked at Qin An and then at Xiaobao, "Okay, let's drink again next time."
On the way back, Xu Yunfan met some villagers one after another. Xu Yunfan pretended to be drunk. There was no other way. It was Chinese New Year, and one family would call for him after they finished eating. In short, it was not uncommon to eat five or six meals a day. Not to mention that he was a celebrity in the Qin family. If their family didn't kill a pig, they would come and call him to their home for a meal even if they killed a chicken.
Xu Yunfan went to several restaurants yesterday and didn't eat much. He felt full just by listening to everyone bragging.
Now that he is "drunk", even if someone comes to his door and calls him, he will have a reason not to go.
Xu Yunfan was busy in the woodshed fulfilling his promise to the children. In one afternoon, he made several lanterns. On the lanterns, Xu Yunfan painted lifelike and cute rabbits, tigers, chickens, foxes and other animals. Because they were cartoons, the big insects that originally seemed to be man-eating and frightening to the villagers became cute and adorable.
Qin Run took Qin An and several other children out for a meal and met three eggs on the way back. Qin An happily took Qin Mu Xiaobao and the three eggs and ran away.
During the Chinese New Year period, people visit relatives and it is very lively. In the past, when it got dark, every household would close their doors and go to sleep. Now it is different. People visit each other and even when it is just getting dark, the children are still playing hide-and-seek at the doorstep. That is really exciting.
Xiao Qin's house is some distance away from the Qin family. Qin An and his children play late, and Qin Run has to pick them up every time they come back. If they had lights or candles, they wouldn't have to worry about not being able to see the road.
However, the winter wind is strong and it is inconvenient to use candles. For this reason, Qin An and the others wanted to go out and play, but they were afraid of bothering Qin Run. The three little guys didn't go out at night in the past few days. Xu Yunfan was roasting a fire last night and said that he would make a few lanterns for them and two rolling lanterns for them to play with. In this way, there would be no problem.
The children didn't know what a rolling lantern was, but they knew that as long as Goff took action, the rolling lantern must be something extraordinary.
When Qin Run came back, he knew that Qin An and the others were out having fun and wouldn't be back soon. The restaurant had been busy recently, and Li Liu usually came back at night. Qin Run locked the courtyard from the inside. The house was quiet, and there was no sign of Xu Yunfan in the room. He called out, "Yunfan?"
"Yes, I'm here." Xu Yunfan's voice came from the woodshed.
Qin Run pushed the door open and retracted his steps. He saw several round lanterns with cute images painted on them placed on the ground. Qin Run picked up one and looked at it from left to right. The cute little animals painted on it made him laugh. "What is this?"
Xu Yunfan: "Rolling lanterns and lanterns, didn't I promise to make some for the kids last night? I'll make a few more now while it's still light."
"Do so much?"
Xu Yunfan raised his head. "A lot? The Qin family has many children, but we only have three. They've been playing a lot in the village lately and have a lot of friends."
Qin Run immediately understood Xu Yunfan's intention. Qin An used to be close to the three kids, but children need friends after all. Who doesn't want to have lots of playmates and be able to have friends everywhere?
"Thank you for your hard work." Qin Run walked through the lanterns on the ground, came to the desk, kissed Xu Yunfan, and then kissed Xu Yunfan's cheek and then his thin lips.
The faint aroma of alcohol that had not yet dissipated from Xu Yunfan made Qin Run, a teetotaler, look drunk. His cheeks were flushed, his narrow eyes were blurred with "drunkenness", his long eyelashes were trembling, and his breathing became heavier. His sweetheart was right in front of him. Perhaps it was the alcohol that made him braver. Qin Run licked his lips, as if he had seen a delicious delicacy, and covered Xu Yunfan's thin lips again, and began to conquer the city.
Some things are innate abilities of men, even if they only have a few experiences, but in some aspects, their learning ability is beyond the reach of others.
Qin Run was clearly in the lead at the beginning, but after a while, he was at a disadvantage and was led and plundered by Xu Yunfan.
As their lips parted, a silver thread appeared, indicating that the two of them had done something inappropriate for children in the previous second.
Xu Yunfan turned his head and looked at Qin Run who was breathing heavily. "Don't move your mouth, don't tease me. At my age, I'm full of blood and vigor. Do you believe that I will take care of you here later?"
"Do you want to? You can do it anywhere you want. I've already locked the gate. No one will come in."
Xu Yunfan: "...I think you've had feelings for me for a long time."
Qin Run narrowed his eyes and said nothing, which was considered as his agreement. Who wouldn't want to have a husband who was like a fairy at home?
He glanced at Xu Yunfan and noticed the uncontrollable heat in Xu Yunfan's eyes. His Adam's apple moved slightly. He turned around and put all the things on the desk aside. Then he turned around, leaned his lower back against the edge of the desk, supported himself with his hands on the desk, and sat down.
Before Xu Yunfan could react to Qin Run's hint, he hooked his legs and pulled Xu Yunfan over with his legs, clamping his legs around Xu Yunfan's waist.
Qin Run on the table took off her outer clothes on her own initiative, leaving only an inner garment with two buttons undone. This half-exposed appearance was very tempting, yet she acted as if she was ready to be picked. This Qin Run was really alluring. Xu Yunfan was so seduced that his eyes almost turned red, and his Adam's apple slid up and down, as if he was extremely thirsty.
Damn, why is Qin Run so active today?
Xu Yunfan is not Liu Xiahui. Her husband is so bold and proactive in making the invitation. As a man, there is no reason for her to refuse.
The long and low breathing, the shaking sound of the desk... mixed into the sound of love, announcing a passionate love.
"It's all your fault."
After a satisfying time, Xu Yunfan cleaned up the mess on Qin Run's body. Seeing that it was almost dark outside the window, he couldn't help but pout.
Qin Run was speechless, his legs weak. Did Xu Yunfan just turn his back on him after pulling up his pants? Typical heartless behavior.
But Qin Run dotes on Xu Yunfan the most. Now that Xu Yunfan's family is not here, if Qin Run doesn't dote on him, who else will dote on him?
Qin Run wanted to make up for all the favor he had lost, so he was reluctant to refute, "Yes, yes, it's all my fault."
Three consecutive "yes"s didn't sound like an admission of fault, but rather a perfunctory response, as if he was too lazy to refute. Xu Yunfan bit Qin Run's mouth, "You dare to perfunctorily answer me? I'll bite you! If you hadn't seduced me, would I have had sex with you in broad daylight? Look, I haven't even finished my rolling lamp yet. When An Ge'er and the others come back later, they'll accuse me of breaking my promise."
"It's okay, I'll help you."
The blush on Qin Run's face, stained with passion and desire, had not yet faded, and the crimson at the corners of his eyes made him look even more amorous. Xu Yunfan didn't dare to look at him any longer and turned his face away. "Hurry up and cook. I'll hurry up and finish the remaining two dishes before I come to help you. If you feel unwell, just sit and wait for me."
Xu Yunfan is not gay, but as some things say, even if you haven't eaten pork, you have seen pigs run. He saw something said in a gay forum on the Internet, that men will feel pain the first time, and if a foreign object is left behind, they will also have a fever, diarrhea, etc.
There are no preventive measures here. When eating meat for the first time, Xu Yunfan wanted to scatter the seeds outside. Qin Run noticed it and always "bite" him tightly to prevent him from succeeding. Afterwards, Qin Run asked Xu Yunfan very sadly why?
After being questioned for a while, Xu Yunfan still didn't understand where Qin Run's grievance came from. Could it be because his skills were too poor?
Before Xu Yunfan could think of a way to save face, Qin Run said, "Don't you want me to get pregnant? Don't worry, it's not that easy for me to get pregnant."
Xu Yunfan felt wronged. Although he thought it was too early to get pregnant and have a child at the age of eighteen, he had never thought about this. "No, I don't want you to feel uncomfortable. They all said that if you put it in, the person below will feel uncomfortable and it needs to be cleaned out in time. Hey, look at you, you won't let me out, and you're squeezing my little brother so hard that it hurts."
Xu Yunfan realized it belatedly and shouted, "Run'er! You've gone too far."
They'd been fighting for so long tonight, three times, each time longer than the last. Normally, under such circumstances, wouldn't Qin Run, as the one on the bottom, have been so exhausted he couldn't even lift a finger and passed out? Why was he still so energetic? She even had the energy to question him.
Xu Yunfan, who felt that he was hit hard, lost face and angrily went to fetch water to deal with Qin Run. No matter how angry he was, as a good man, he had to be considerate when it was necessary, and he could vent his anger later.
Before Xu Yunfan got out of bed, Qin Run grabbed him. Knowing that he had misunderstood Xu Yunfan, he asked him embarrassedly what he was going to do.
"What else can I do so late at night? Of course I'm going to get you some water to wipe it off! Otherwise, if you have diarrhea tomorrow, I'll be the one who'll be worried."
"Why do I have diarrhea?"
"because……"
After learning the reason, Qin Run laughed out loud and thought to himself, how could Xu Yunfan, such a fool, be so nice.
He had heard from other husbands that many men only cared about their own pleasure in bed. When they had enough pleasure, they turned over and fell asleep. They didn't care whether their husbands were comfortable or not. As long as they were comfortable, that was all that mattered.
In the past, when Qin Run went to wash the quilt covers, several husbands were also washing there. A husband came from Li's side, and he walked with a limp. Before these husbands got married, they spoke as reservedly as possible, but after getting married, they started to speak all kinds of lewd words.
As soon as Mr. Li arrived, the other husbands laughed and asked him what happened. They asked if he had made a big fuss last night and couldn't get out of bed this morning, so why did he take so long to come to wash clothes? They had all gone home and had lunch before coming.
Maybe they didn't take Qin Run seriously, or maybe they thought he was too young to understand, so the big guys spoke without restraint.
Mr. Li gasped in pain as he squatted down, groaning, "It's all my wife. He had a few drinks last night and was very persistent. He came several times and nearly broke my waist. He's a rough guy with a lot of strength. Not only did he nearly break my legs, but he also hit me too hard and made my head hit the wall. When I woke up this morning, I was sore all over."
"Hey, your man's physique is so impressive. Don't be so ungrateful. In a few years, you'll be secretly laughing at how powerful your husband is."
"No, it's strange. I didn't miss her before. My wife kept pestering me and I was annoyed. Now I'm in my thirties and I miss her again. But my wife is like a sow. When she lies down, she snores so loudly that I can't wake her up even if I call her."
"I didn't want to when I was young, probably because it was too tight. And the men in my family don't know how to be gentle. Like the one in my family, when he wants to, he just takes out his thing and thrusts in. Sometimes it hurts so much that I break out in cold sweats. But after I had the baby, it got much better."
"You guys are okay. When I first got married, it was terrible. My husband came straight in after just a few kisses. It hurt so much that I almost cried out. I even bled in the end. That kind of pain made me scared the next few times. It only got better when I realized the joy in it."
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The couples became more and more excited as they talked. Normally, they would never dare to tell these things to other people. Only when they met a few people who were on good terms with them would they dare to complain to each other and learn from each other's experience.
Qin Run originally thought that it would be painful the first time, but it wasn't. Apart from the initial soreness and foreign body sensation, everything else was fine.
Xu Yunfan was very patient and was willing to spend time on foreplay to arouse his desire. Therefore, he didn't feel any pain. Instead, he felt very comfortable and happy.
Today was no different. Even though Xu Yunfan was very anxious and had a hard time holding back, he still didn't just care about himself. Instead, he gave him enough patience and tenderness. Qin Run really loved Xu Yunfan, such a good husband. "It's okay. I still have the energy. Cooking isn't tiring. You continue to be busy. When you're done, we can have dinner. How was your meal outside today?"
Qin Run did not forget to ask while getting dressed. When Xu Yunfan was having dinner at Qin Dayou's house, it seemed that he only ate a bowl of rice, drank two bowls of soup, ate a few bones and a few mouthfuls of vegetables, and then just listened to people bragging.
Xu Yunfan said in a rather cryptic manner, "I didn't eat much. I was hungry in the afternoon. If I weren't hungry, we wouldn't have finished so quickly. You know how powerful I am."
Qin Run: “…”
I was talking to you about food, and you were talking to me about that kind of thing?
It's totally irrelevant!
"Why don't you eat more?"
Xu Yunfan: "I wanted to eat my fill, but the meat on the bones was a bit tough and I couldn't swallow it. The fried meat was too fatty and I couldn't eat it. When I wanted to eat it later, the vegetables were all greasy."
Most of the meat dishes cooked at the pig-killing banquet were fat on top and lean on the bottom. Although the bones were stewed until they were soft, there were so many people at the table that Xu Yunfan couldn't just eat all the bones in one dish because he thought they were delicious. Others had to eat too.
Xu Yunfan knew that the people here loved this, but he didn't eat fatty meat. He couldn't just eat the lean meat and throw away the fat, right? That would be such a waste.
"Do I have to go to someone else's house for dinner tomorrow?" In modern times, Xu Yunfan didn't like socializing. Even if there was a dinner party he had to attend, he just had to show up, and others would think he was giving him face.
Now that he is the head of the family, Xu Yunfan understands that sometimes this kind of socializing at the wine table is unavoidable. Although it is not hard work, it is indeed tiring. As the only man in the Xiao Qin family, if he doesn't go, who will go?
Qin Run smiled and said, "Yes, they will probably come and invite us to dinner. In a couple of days we will set up a few tables and invite some people to dinner. If you don't want to go, you don't have to go."
Xu Yunfan shook his head. "That won't do. We're from the same village, and they came to invite me personally. It would be awkward not to go. Tomorrow, let Xiaobao sit with me. He'll eat the fat, and I'll eat the lean meat. It's a perfect match, nothing will be wasted, just right."
Hearing this, Qin Run choked up, "You two really are not father and son."
When night fell and Li Liu returned home, Qin Run had just put the meal on the table. Several children helped to move the table and chairs. The whole family sat together. Although there were not many people, they were talking and laughing, and it was lively. Xu Yunfan was surrounded by several children and did not even have the chance to miss home.
"Goff, are you done with the rolling lantern you promised to make for us?"
"Goff, when we got back, Xiaoshan invited us to play hide-and-seek with Dadan at his house tonight. Can we go?"
"Father, Xiaobao wants to go out and play tonight, is that possible?"
They don't need to ask their eldest brother about these things. As long as their brother-in-law agrees, their eldest brother will definitely not refuse them.
Xu Yunfan felt his ears buzzing, and waved his hand. "Go, go, go, go if you want to. When the time comes, remember to come back, wash your stinky feet, and go to bed. If anyone forgets to come back after playing, they won't be allowed to go out to play tomorrow night. Remember?"
Qin An promised: "Remember, brother, we will be good and come back on time. We will definitely not play around."
After dinner, Xu Yunfan took out the rolling lanterns he had prepared and lit the candles in them. Then he took out several cute lanterns. When the children saw the cute little animals painted on them, they shouted and stomped their feet with joy. Then they ran around Xu Yunfan several times, constantly saying things like "Brother-in-law is so nice, Brother-in-law is so awesome", which made Xu Yunfan's nose almost turn up in the air.
Xu Yunfan took one, lit half of the candle inside, and then threw it up, spinning it left and right. No matter how he rolled, the candle flame inside remained lit.
Li Liu and Qin Run thought it was beautiful and picked it up and turned it a few times. No matter how they turned it, the candle in the rolling lantern was always stable. Xiaobao was holding a lantern with a Q-version tiger pattern and was reluctant to let go. He jumped and followed Qin An and Qin Mu.
Qin An and Qin Mu each took a rolling lantern, and they couldn't carry the remaining lanterns. Qin Run took out a backpack and put the remaining lanterns into the backpack. "There are candles in the rolling lanterns. Don't go to too dry places to play, and don't play with candles. Understand?"
"I know, big brother, we will be careful."
When putting the lantern into the backpack, Qin Run picked up the lantern and looked left and right, but could not see the candle inside. "Yun Fan, did you forget to add candles to these? I don't see any."
"I didn't forget." Xu Yunfan smiled and said, "It's not a rolling lantern. It's made of other materials. It's not safe to put candles in it, so I didn't put any."
The shapes of these lanterns made by Xu Yunfan are very cute and the paintings are adorable. Even the eldest brother Qin Run and Li Liu like them. When Xu Yunfan turned on the small lights on one of them, they all exclaimed in surprise.
Because Xu Yunfan had never used these little gadgets and they were not valuable, he took a look at them and threw them aside. Only after making two rolling lanterns today did he remember them.
"This is also the first time that Gefu has made these lanterns. I don't know how long they will last. If the lights inside go out when you come back, light the candles in the rolling lanterns. Remember?"
At this time, not to mention Qin An and the other three little ones, even Qin Run and Li Liu were attracted by the bright, beautiful and cute lanterns.
Xu Yunfan didn't know what was so good about these things, thinking that only children would like them. But when he saw that Qin Run and Li Liu also liked them, he couldn't help but hold his forehead with his hand.
Qin An and Qin Mu each carried a backpack and a rolling lantern in their arms, and did not forget to hold Xiaobao's hand as they walked towards the Qin family.
Outside Aunt Qin's house, the three children were dressed warmly and were not afraid of the cold. They were smiling even though their faces were cold. Qin San's husband called them to go in and wait, but the three brothers stubbornly insisted on waiting at the gate of the yard and refused to listen no matter what he said.
"Big Pot, Second Pot, An Guo Guo are here, Liang Liang~" Two and a half year old Sandan can say a lot of words, but what he says is still not clear.
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