Chapter 386 Whoever is a coward is a dog Qin Feiyu bit his lip and said, "Don't..."
Qin Feiyu on the side bit his lip and turned his head away. He really couldn't understand how such a handsome man like Xu Yunfan could say such insulting words.
"What did you say?" The Dongjin general on the opposite side gritted his teeth. Although he didn't understand everything, he understood most of it. What about domestic dog and wild dog? He knew right away that the man was cursing people and calling them beasts.
Xu Yunfan frowned, "Hey, don't you understand? Then I'll reluctantly translate for you. Listen carefully."
The two armies were far apart, and Xu Yunfan's voice was quite loud. Everyone on the other side heard it, but Xu Yunfan, fearing that those behind him might not hear clearly, untied the trumpet he had tied to his saddle and translated it in Dongwu dialect: "Hey, hey, hey... Hey... Listen up, you little bastards, I just said... Did you, a few stray dogs that eat shit and spit shit out of your mouths, understand? I'm so sorry. My Dayan is rich in resources, and I really can't find many stray dogs that eat shit. But your Dongjin is different. There are stray dogs everywhere. As for the dogs we raise, we also choose female dogs based on their breed. People like you who spit shit out of your mouths are really disgusting. Even domestic dogs don't want to fuck. If you are in heat and need it, you can handle it yourself. There's no need to come out and disgust people. That's all I said just now. If you still don't understand, I won't retreat. After all, I'm a human, I don't speak dog language."
"Brother, he called us dogs." General Dongjin was so angry that his nostrils became enlarged.
Calling them dogs is fine, but calling them stray dogs is fine, but calling them stray dogs who love to eat shit! !
Damn it!!!
Xu Yunfan's curses were extremely vulgar. Although he did not mention human organs or include eighteen generations of ancestors, he was cursing people like dogs. How could those people who were used to being in a superior position tolerate it?
"You're looking for death."
Xu Yunfan continued to provoke with a cheerful laugh, "Why, you're angry already? As expected, the truth is always hard to hear. Didn't you like me so much just now? Why are you looking at me like a murderer of your father? Tsk tsk, what's wrong? Do you really want to teach me a lesson? Come on, whoever is cowardly is a dog."
"Oh, I heard you are five brothers. Wow, that's incredible. All of you are military commanders. That's really impressive."
Xu Yunfan said this sincerely, and the generals who had just been scolded immediately became proud.
Unexpectedly, Xu Yunfan changed the subject, "But I'm very suspicious. According to what you just said when you laughed at my father, I heard that your mother followed your father to the military camp and gave birth to you. Tsk tsk, I really doubt it. How can the military camp be as good as the capital? Isn't it good for your mother to stay in the capital and eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks? There are servants to serve her, and she only needs to open her legs to serve good men. What's wrong with your mother? She doesn't want to stay in the capital, but has to run to the military camp. Is it because there are more men in the military camp to satisfy her? In this way, you guys are very likely half-brothers. Then didn't I say the wrong thing just now? You don't have the same father, so how can you be from the same family? Oh, I'm so sorry, I said the truth all of a sudden."
Xu Yunfan didn't want to say this, but he just couldn't hold back his anger. Qin Feiyu was a boy, and like a girl, a clean reputation was very important to him. He was just treating him in his own way.
“Asshole!!”
"You're looking for death!"
"If you dare to insult my mother, I will chop off your head and feed it to the dogs today."
"No, Third Brother, this guy should be captured and made into a military prostitute, so he can learn what it means to open your legs and serve others."
"If anyone bullies my family, I'll definitely kill him!!"
Xu Yunfan heard everything they said, but he didn't take it seriously.
This kind of people are really enough. They are allowed to say something about Qin Feiyu but he, Xu Yunfan, is not allowed to say anything about their mothers?
Why?
Xu Yunfan tilted his head, looking eager to try. "Alright, stop barking. Man, what's the point of bickering like a woman? If you have the guts, come over and fight me with real swords and guns."
"Brother, be careful, there's a scam."
"Yes, big brother, he is a civil official, but he has repeatedly provoked and angered us brothers. Is he planning something?"
"I don't care what he's up to. Am I afraid of him? If this gets out, I won't even be able to stay in the army anymore."
The eldest of the brothers rode out first, holding a big knife that reflected silver light in his hand.
The people of Dongjin are no different from the people of Dongwu. These men are tall, strong and burly. Some of them are so exaggerated that their arm muscles with full blue veins are even bigger than the thighs of some men in Dayan.
The Qin army looked at the Dongjin general, then at his bulging pectoral muscles that were bigger than a woman's, and his fist that could knock down a cow. He didn't look like someone to be messed with.
Looking at Master Xu, who had a good appearance and was well-mannered, Qin Feiyu was really afraid that Xu Yunfan would get a few teeth knocked out by a punch, and then go back crying, making his own Run Ge'er heartbroken.
"Yunfan!" Qin Feiyu called out to Xu Yunfan in a deep voice, "Do you want to go? If not, Daddy will take your place."
If two generals fight and one loses, it will affect their morale.
Xu Yunfan waved his hands and said shamelessly: "It's no big deal. If they come together, I will chop them down without hesitation. Don't worry, Daddy. These bastards dared to scold Daddy. Today, I will deal with them and vent my anger."
Qin Feiyu's heart was warmed. "Yunfan, no matter what else, your safety is the most important."
Xu Yunfan nodded, said no more, grabbed the reins and rode forward with a long sword in his hand.
This long sword was made for him by the Fang family sisters who had shed countless sweat and used countless brain cells.
"Brother, fuck him! This kid is completely clueless and dares to speak so rudely. Brother, we must teach him a lesson today and teach him to be a good person. Let him know what it means to cause trouble with your mouth."
"That's right, big brother, kill him, but don't kill him. This guy needs to be left here for the brothers to taste."
"General Mara is mighty!" A group of soldiers laughed and cheered, and their words and actions showed that they had confirmed that their General Mara would win without a doubt.
There is no way, the two men's body shapes are there, and anyone with a discerning eye can tell who has the greatest chance of winning.
"What's going on? Master Xu really went up? This..."
The Qin family soldier who was speaking was worried, "If Master Xu loses, wouldn't it be a disgrace to Dongjin?"
"What's wrong with Master Xu? He keeps asking for a fight. This is no joke. On the battlefield, swords are merciless. The people of Dongjin will not hold back and show mercy."
"What's wrong with you? Why do you keep saying such depressing things? This is just like that, boosting others' morale and destroying your own prestige."
"No, you're new here, so you probably don't know. The people of Dongjin have been raised on a diet of beef and mutton. Look at the Dongjin soldiers across from us, each one is tall and strong. Then look at our tiny arms and legs. If they break them, our arms will be broken."
"Yes, you've just arrived and haven't fought them before, so you probably don't know their strength. Boy, last time, I took a blow from him, and damn, that force brought me to my knees. Seriously, I punched a hole as deep as my middle finger in my knee."
Well, some people believed the first half of the sentence, but when they heard the second half, they knew that this person was most likely bragging.
If that's really the case, are this guy's knees made of steel? Why don't I see him limping or anything?
"Okay, buddy, you're exaggerating. We haven't fought against the Dongjin people, but we know how powerful Master Xu is. Dongjin generals are nothing. Our Master Xu is no worse than them. Even Dongwu generals are nothing compared to Master Xu. They're just defeated by him. Dongjin generals? Ha, they're just a piece of cake!"
"Brother, you said I was arrogant, but I think you are even more arrogant than me."
"Don't believe it? If you don't believe it, just watch carefully. If our Master Xu didn't have some skills, do you think he's stupid enough to dare to go up and serve food to others?"
"Is Master Xu really that powerful?"
"Whether he's powerful or not, I can't say. You have to see it with your own eyes. I only know that everyone in the capital knows that Master Xu is a rare talent, both civil and military. Otherwise, would the emperor agree to let him come here to assist General Qin? You'll see."
With the soldier's words in mind, the other Qin family soldiers who didn't know Xu Yunfan became even more curious and stared at him without blinking.
In the middle of the confrontation between the two armies, the two men, looking at each other, each rode their horses in two big circles.
There seemed to be electricity between the two men's eyes, making crackling sounds. Following a loud shout from General Dongjin, the two men attacked at the same time.
Amidst the flashing of swords and the shadows of knives, flames shot out in all directions, and the clashing of ice blades made a harsh sound that was frightening to hear.
In just a few breaths, the two exchanged more than ten moves. Xu Yunfan's sword speed was not slow. At the beginning, Mara Yi tried to suppress Xu Yunfan with his strength, but he defeated Xu Yunfan in three moves. After fighting, he found that Xu Yunfan, this kid, looked like a bookish man, but he was stronger than him. With his speed, he turned from an attacker to a defender in an instant.
"Go to hell with your aunts and uncles, you dare to have your eyes on me? Damn it, I'm going to chop your dick into pieces and feed it to the dogs." What Xu Yunfan hated most was other men hitting on him. It would have been fine if a few men from Mara had hit on him, but they actually dared to make dirty jokes in front of him and said they wanted to kill him. To him, this was already a serious violation of his bottom line.
He could still hold it in just now, but now he took action, the evil fire was rising up, and his crown almost flew off.
If he doesn't have a good life, others will have even less.
He was almost angry to death, so the person who started it must die.
With a "whoosh" sound, the sharp blade cut through the flesh.
"General Mara!!"
"Xu Yunfan, you dare!!" The brothers of the Mara family looked at Xu Yunfan with bloodshot eyes, wishing they could tear Xu Yunfan into pieces on the spot.
"Wow, Master Xu is so awesome!"
"Master Xu won. See? This is our wise and brave Master Xu. The Dongjin generals are nothing compared to him. Do you believe it this time?"
With a thud, accompanied by exclamations and cheers, Xu Yunfan looked down at the head on the ground in surprise, then looked at the sword in his hand in confusion.
No, is this sword so sharp that he only used 30% of his strength to chop off Mara's head?
It feels like cutting tofu.
Xu Yunfan pretended to be shocked and puzzled, and what he said was even more infuriating. "Huh, that's it? Oh, my, I'm so sorry, I was just careless. Who knew your eldest brother would be... all show and no substance? He was defeated in just a few moves. Blame it on me, blame it on me. Look at me, a weak civil official, how could I... Oh, it seems your eldest brother still has a lot of room for improvement. There's no point in saying more. Now, who of you brothers will come?"
"Damn it, you dare to kill my eldest brother, give me your life." With that, the brothers of the Mara family rushed out together.
"It's not up to you to decide who takes whose life." Xu Yunfan turned around and said, "Xu Er, pull out the cannons. These people have no martial ethics and want to gang up on me. There's no need for us to talk about morality."
What you said does make sense, but weren't you the one who provoked it in the beginning?
Xu Er-class military attendant felt ashamed, but he did not dare to delay. He quickly pulled out the cannon, lifted the black cloth, and waited for Xu Yunfan's orders.
The soldiers of Dongjin watched helplessly as their general was beheaded by a civil official. They were immediately furious and angry. With an order, the soldiers of Dongjin rushed over like a swarm of bees. Just listening to the sound was terrifying.
The Qin army was already prepared. They had no idea what the black and dark thing that Xu Yunfan's personal guards pushed out was. Right now, the only things they could rely on were the swords and spears in their hands.
"Yunfan, let's..." Qin Feiyu hesitated. He wanted to say whether they should rush forward, but when he thought of what Xu Yunfan said when they came here, Qin Feiyu shut up again.
Xu Yunfan looked into the distance and felt that the distance was enough, so he raised one hand and held up a few fingers.
The trained warriors understood Xu Yunfan's gesture immediately and quickly put a ball into the barrel. When Xu Yunfan waved his hand, the warrior lit the fuse.
Bang bang bang...
Dust filled the sky and the deafening sound was like the roar of an ancient beast. The soldiers even felt their feet shaking.
"ah!"
It was not known whether it was screams or wails, but the Dongjin soldiers who came running were dumbfounded.
I witnessed with my own eyes the soldiers in front of me "disappearing" one by one in the dust. When the dust settled, there was no one in front of me.
Look at the ground again...
What is going on??
The Dongjin soldiers were suddenly frightened and began to retreat, fearing that they would cross the line and be the next to go to the sky.
Not only were the Dongjin soldiers dumbfounded, but even the Qin family soldiers had their mouths wide open, unable to speak for a long time.
Qin Feiyu's eyes bulged out and he didn't look away for a long time.
Only Xu Yunfan was lost in thought. "Eh? Dad, have you seen the generals from Dongjin? Damn it! How am I going to find them after this? I don't even know if they've escaped."
It is said that to catch a thief, you must first catch the leader. Xu Yunfan naturally had to capture the brothers of the Ma family first.
But now he was looking at the corpses on the ground, how could he find them? He didn't know much about Dongjin's military uniforms, they all looked the same, and he couldn't tell one from another.
It took Qin Feiyu a long time to come back to his senses. "They were the fastest runners, in the front. I saw them with my own eyes, the first ones to be blown away."
"Oh, that should be the end." Xu Yunfan was very satisfied. He took out the loudspeaker again and started shouting.
It is nothing more than a warning to the soldiers of Dongjin that your general has been defeated and you are leaderless, so you are still going to fight.
beat?
They definitely can't fight. Without a commander, where can they fight?
All of a sudden, this group of people didn't even bother to pick up the military flag and ran back for their lives.
Seeing this, Xu Yunfan was satisfied.
This is exactly the effect he wants.
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