Fu Jiayan: “…”Are you being disliked?
His frustrated expression was so funny that the comments in the live broadcast room were all hahaha.
——【Talking to a girl in a reasonable way, brother, you are just asking for death】
——[Does "Two People in One Room" have any degreasing and stain-removing functions? Even Fu Jiayan likes it]
——【Shocked! A popular male artist brought two girls to do such a thing in broad daylight...】
…
Amid the audience's jokes, Xiangyi and his two companions arrived at the farm.
The little black pigs are raised on the hillside.
Fu Jiayan asked curiously, "Yimei, how many pigs do you raise in total?"
Xiangyi: "Not many, just a few dozen."
"!" Fu Jiayan was shocked, like a walking emoticon. "Let me do the math. If a pound of pork is 40 yuan, and a pig is 100 pounds, then one pig is 4,000 yuan... These are not pigs everywhere in the mountains, but money!!"
Jiang Jiujiu said disdainfully: "Look at how ignorant you are!"
Fu Jiayan scratched his head, a little embarrassed: "Then I'll go catch it first and see if I can catch it. This shade is cooler. You two wait for me here."
Xiangyi: "Well, actually there's no need to catch it..."
Jiang Jiujiu rushed to say: "Who are you looking down on! I'm not a loser! I want to go too!"
Fu Jiayan: "Then let's see who can catch it first."
Xiangyi: "Really, no need..."
The two of them didn't listen to her at all. They inexplicably felt competitive and rushed up the hillside.
appropriate:"……"
Forget it, as long as you are happy.
…
Fu Jiayan and Jiang Jiujiu both took a fancy to the same little black pig. They pounced on it from the left and right, but both failed. The little black pig ran away with its trotters.
Fu Jiayan said regretfully: "What a pity, this pig is quite cute."
Jiang Jiujiu licked the corner of his mouth and said, "It should be delicious when made into braised pork."
Fu Jiayan: ???
Sudden……
A big black pig with a sturdy body and powerful strength appeared in the two people's sight, followed by a little black pig grunting behind it.
Jiang Jiujiu was horrified: "It, it actually calls daddy over!"
Fu Jiayan said with a sad face: "Is it too late for us to call it daddy now?"
The answer is, it’s too late.
The big black pig dug the ground and charged towards the two men aggressively.
“Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!”
Hence, the live broadcast room was filled with the screams of two people being chased by pigs.
——【Catching pig girl, so cute】
——【Fuck, what kind of stupid variety show is this? I’m going to die of laughter in front of the screen】
——【? Fu Jiayan is a comedian at heart, it's a pity that he doesn't perform crosstalk with such a good mouth! 】
…
Fu Jiayan and Jiang Jiujiu fled frantically, and the photographer who was following them ran with them. Somehow they alarmed the black pigs nearby. For a moment, the scene was extremely chaotic, and the hillside was full of wild piglets.
As the situation became more and more dangerous, the audience gradually felt that something was wrong.
——【Will there be any accidents?】
——[The production team is really toxic, arranging such a dangerous task, don’t they care about the lives of the artists? 】
——[If she falls, there might be a stampede! What if she hurts her hand? She is a violinist!!]
——[This is the most confusing behavior of the year. Can’t the vase spirit catch it herself? Why let His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and the young lady take risks! This is really too much!! ]
——【Emmmm, I suspect she did it on purpose. She is jealous of Jiang Jiujiu. He is the chief of Orpheus! People are most likely to be jealous of their friends. If she goes to Orpheus, do you think they will want her? !】