Chapter 1064: Marriage Part 8
"The Way of the Warriors" and "The Dark Night" are no exception.
Moreover, the directors of both films chose Bunny Manor as the live broadcast location.
The two directors even had a secret quarrel.
Director Yan: What a smart scholar!
Director Mu: You are the smart one!
Director Yan was full of righteousness: I wanted to express sadness with happy scenes, to contrast darkness with light, and to use the brightness and warmth of the bunny farm to highlight the gloom and dullness of our movie...
Director Mu retorted: I also want to promote Chinese culture, so that audiences at home and abroad can understand Chinese flower arrangement, tea ceremony, martial arts, swordsmanship...
Director Yan: You farted! You just wanted to go eat!
Director Mu: How dare you say that to me?
Director: …
If outsiders knew the content of their quarrel, they would probably die of laughter.
Two famous directors, with cumulative box office revenue of tens or even hundreds of billions, actually quarreled like this over a bite of food!
It's really unimaginable!
…
Relying on his relationship with Shi Sui, and his thick skin... ahem, loyalty and honesty, Director Yan led the crew of "The Night Is Coming" to the Little Rabbit Manor first.
While the staff was debugging the equipment, Director Yan stood with his hands behind his back, like an old man taking a stroll in the park, looking here and there with a gratified smile on his face.
"Yes, Xiao Hei has become fatter."
"These ducks are pretty good, they look like they have internal injuries!"
"And these chickens, tsk tsk, they look like they have heat stroke!"
On the side, the staff was speechless.
Internal injuries? Can you see that?
There’s also heatstroke. Why get heatstroke in the middle of winter?
Director Yan, please have some shame!
As for the others, it’s like the fish have returned to the pond and the pigs have eaten the granary…
Xiangyi knew that everyone was coming, and had already prepared a variety of desserts, snacks, and drinks...
The live broadcast hasn't even started yet and everyone's stomachs are already full.
The staff member cleared his throat and said, "Well, the equipment is ready, we can start now. Everyone... we'll tentatively schedule the live broadcast to last one hour, but since there will be a question and answer session, it may be a little longer."
Cast:
"It's okay, it's okay. The goose will taste better if you stew it for a while longer!"
"Yimei also marinated the meat, it will taste better if it is grilled for a longer time!"
"Well, Yimei said that she's cooking bone soup now. It will be great for hot pot later!"
The staff looked desperate.
Are you here to promote the movie or to eat?
I seriously doubt it's the latter!
"OK, let's begin."
…
The moment the live broadcast room opened, millions of viewers flocked in.
Compared to Mu Si, Director Yan is actually more influential in China and has more loyal fans.
In the first half hour, they were talking seriously about movies, but in the second half hour, the tone started to go awry.
“It was so hard for us to make this movie!”
A veteran actor started the show, but the audience didn't take it seriously, thinking it was just another old-fashioned thing about the tough environment.
Unexpectedly, this veteran actor said with great sorrow:
"You know, the food Yimei cooks is so delicious! But we have to maintain our weight while acting. We can't be skinny in the beginning and become fat in the end! So, at most we can only taste it! It's so torturous!"
Netizens were stunned for a moment and then started laughing.
"Do you know who is the happiest person on the set? It's Director Yan! He doesn't act, so he doesn't need to maintain his weight. After filming this movie, Director Yan gained 20 pounds!"
Yan Zhenhua touched his belly with a smile: "No, no, it's only 19 pounds!"
Netizen: ???
Is 19 pounds a little? It’s not a small amount!!!
(End of this chapter)