Chapter 12 Just be happy. I will never like you...
The group of people looking for water headed east. According to Wei Wei's calculations, they were heading south when they came here, and the mountain fell in the east, so the river was most likely in the east.
Wang Ren and others did not deliberately follow Wei Wei and others, but they also headed east according to the route they found.
In addition to searching for water along the way, they were also looking for food and places to set traps.
Zhou Youguan was not paying attention and almost stepped into a puddle. Fortunately, Wei Wei pulled him back in time.
"Be careful." Wei Wei warned.
Zhou Youxuan shook off Wei Wei's touch, pretending to be cold, "None of your business."
"Yeah." Wei Wei replied calmly.
Zhang Longtong frowned as he watched from the side. Wei Wei was too calm. How could he not be angry or embarrassed?
He pulled Wei Wei over and said, "Brother Wei, you are not a stalker of Brother Zhou, are you?"
He thought that if Wei Wei and Zhou Youlang were in a gay relationship, he would definitely be sad and disappointed after being rejected so many times by the other party, but Wei Wei seemed to never feel that way.
Just like Zhou Youguan's attitude just now, if he were to be coldly rejected by the person he likes, and his caring heart was poured cold water on, he would be very sad.
But Wei Wei was always calm and composed. No matter how cold Zhou Youlan's tone was or how sullen his face was, Wei Wei didn't care at all.
Wei Wei's love for celebrities is very similar to those illegitimate fans who harass and pester celebrities in various ways, and cannot be driven away no matter how many times they are warned and driven away or how many unpleasant words are said.
Only illegitimate fans would be so shameless that they would never care even if they were driven away a hundred times.
Wei Wei's treatment of Zhou Youlan seems to fit these characteristics...
"So you're a stalker." Before Wei Wei could say anything, the big monkey couldn't help but turn around and said, "So you're my brother's stalker fan. No wonder."
Wei Wei: “.”
A deep frown appeared between Zhou Youguan's eyebrows. "When did you start spying on me?"
Wei Wei opened his lips for a moment, then closed them again.
He had no way to explain it, and he didn't even quite understand what "illegitimate child" meant, but it seemed like this was an identity that people didn't like very much.
"You can appreciate my work, but don't have any extraneous thoughts about me." Zhou Youguan raised his chin, arrogant and indifferent. "I will never like you."
"..." Wei Wei nodded, too lazy to argue or explain, "As long as you are happy."
I don’t know whether Wei Wei really listened to it or was just perfunctory. Wei Wei’s attitude was so calm that people couldn’t guess what he was thinking.
If Wei Wei was not touring Xinzhou, his attention would have been attracted by the Nutuo trees here.
He groped his way and finally found a suitable branch. He chopped it off with his quick hands and sharp knife, then cut a small path on each end. He twisted the thin vines and buckled them on both sides of the branch, pulling it tight. The branch was slightly bent, forming the prototype of a bow and arrow.
Zhang Longtong stared at it, his eyes widening when he saw the thin woven vines bending the branches without breaking.
"Oh my god!" Zhang Longtong exclaimed in surprise, "Brother Wei, so you've been twisting those thin rattan strips along the way just to make bow strings!"
"Wow, that's great. You can actually do this." The big monkey couldn't help but praise.
Zhou Youlan hadn't finished speaking yet, but it was obvious that he couldn't get a word in now.
But his guess was right. What Wei Wei made was indeed a bow and arrow. Although Wei Wei did not look like someone who could use a bow and arrow, he was quite smart and made it quite well.
Wei Wei tried pulling it. Although its toughness could not be compared with that of bowstrings made of horsehair, it was still a good material under such conditions.
"Brother Wei, let me have a look," Zhang Longtong said, tugging on it here and touching it there, his face full of curiosity. "Wow, this branch won't break, and this string is taut and elastic. It's so strong! It's amazing!"
"The branches of the Nutuo tree are soft and are good materials for making bows and arrows," said Wei Wei.
"So these are Nutaku trees."
The big monkey said: "These bamboo branches you cut along the way are used to make arrows."
"Um."
Zhang Longtong gave a thumbs up like crazy: "That's so cool, Brother Wei, you are so awesome!"
Zhang Longtong was a little impressed by Wei Wei's ability to do everything.
"Hey, there's the sound of water, there's the sound of water!" Ke Feiyang suddenly shouted.
They all fell silent at the same time, and when they listened carefully, they found that it was indeed the sound of water. Everyone was overjoyed and quickly ran towards the direction where the sound of water came from.
The moment they saw the river, everyone ran into it happily.
The water was thigh-deep and unusually clear, so they could see the bottom. This time, they didn't care about impurities or microorganisms and just scooped up the water and drank it, looking embarrassed and pitiful.
"Ah——" Niu Xixi screamed exaggeratedly, "Why are you pushing me!"
Li Xiaohuan was washing the arm that Niu Xixi had just touched, with a look of disgust on her face.
Li Xiaohuan is extremely homophobic. Everyone was sweating just now. When Niu Xixi went into the water and accidentally bumped into him, he subconsciously pushed Niu Xixi away.
Niu Xixi screamed in a shrill voice: "Why are you pushing me? Are you sick?"
"Disgusting." Li Xiaohuan took a breath.
Being scolded for no apparent reason, Niu Xixi was furious. He splashed water and yelled, "Who are you calling disgusting? Did I provoke you? You look down on homosexuals, and I look down on you even more, you ugly bastard!"
The two men cursed each other, and the words became more and more unpleasant, and then they started to wrestle in the water.
Ke Feiyang and Lin Yue finally managed to separate them and let them be quiet for a while.
Several girls took off their coats and soaked in the water. They felt much cooler. Their short-sleeved vests were soaked through and the clothes on their chests were pulled down a little by the water.
Wei Wei accidentally glanced at him and turned his back.
He bent down to wash his hands, and the river water flowing through his fingers did indeed make him feel much cooler.
While the water was clear and clean, he took out a bamboo tube to fill it with water, and saw Lao Gui squatting on the other side of the river, squinting at the girls behind him.
The old ghost licked his lips, looking extremely obscene.
Wei Wei slapped his palm into the water, and water droplets splashed directly onto the old ghost's face.
"Fuck!" The old ghost fell to the ground after being splashed by water. After seeing who it was, he covered his left eye which was hurt by the water droplets and gritted his teeth in anger. "It's you again, you're looking for death, aren't you? You're meddling in other people's business!"
Wei Wei stood in the water in front of him, blocking the girls behind him, and there was an obvious warning in his cold eyes as he looked at the old ghost.
Wang Ren couldn't help laughing while sitting on the shore. Zhou Youlan and the others turned around when they heard the noise. Several pairs of eyes looked over, and Lao Gui had to endure it.
He lowered his voice and threatened: "Just wait!"
Zhou Youlan didn't know what happened to them. He just heard the old ghost curse, but then left quickly.
After drinking the water, I felt even hungrier.
The big monkey complained: "Brother, are there any fish in this river? I am so hungry."
"There should be some." Zhou Youguan's eyebrows were filled with joy. "Let's go look for them. If we can catch any fish, we'll have meat to eat tonight."
Zhou Youlan's words boosted everyone's morale, and they all scattered around to catch fish in the water.
Niu Xixi was crying in grievance, but no one had time to pay attention to him.
There are a lot of people in this area. They just made a lot of noise in the water, which probably scared the fish away. Zhou Youxing wanted to go downstream to take a look.
Seeing him go out, Wei Wei followed him downstream.
Lao Gui and his men were also there downstream. Several of them were slowly groping in the water, not daring to make any big movements.
Zhang Longtong and the big monkey also came over. Zhou Youguan asked them to be quieter. They were making such a fuss upstream just now, so if there were any fish, they would probably come downstream.
The river was filled with gravel and pebbles that had been soaked for years and were covered with moss. Zhou Youguan was so focused on finding fish that he didn't pay attention to where he was stepping. He stepped on a pebble and slipped. If Wei Wei hadn't held him by the waist, he would have almost fallen into the water.
Zhou Youguan was taller than Wei Wei, and when Wei Wei held him in his arms around the waist, the scene looked inexplicably funny.
Zhou Youguan pushed Wei Wei away as if he had been electrocuted, and staggered a few times before he could stand firm.
Wei Wei warned: "Be careful."
"Yo yo yo, the hero saves the beauty." Ruan Mengmeng said jokingly.
Big Monkey: "Brother, it's good that Wei Wei is with you, otherwise you would have hit your head on a rock after falling like that just now."
Zhou Youguan looked back and saw that there was indeed a sharp little stone not far from the shore.
"Brother Wei, please don't love me too much."
"Hahaha--"
Everyone found some water to restore some strength and could start joking around without restraint.
However, some people are disgusted by this behavior. Li Xiaohuan said in disgust: "If you want to hype up a couple, go to a dating show, don't come here, okay?"
A survival variety show can make them bring up such gay topics. Can they please stop annoying normal people like them?
Li Xiaohuan's words were unpleasant, and they suddenly touched Zhou Youxuan's sensitive nerve.
He pushed Wei Wei away, his face darkening: "I'm not asking you to stay away from me."
Seeing that Zhou Youlan was angry, the smiles on everyone's faces slowly disappeared and no one dared to joke anymore.
Wei Wei raised the corner of his eyebrows slightly and stepped back a little.
At this time, a black outline swam past their feet. The big monkey looked closely and found that it was a black catfish as long as its arm.
“There’s fish!”
Lao Gui and the others also saw that the catfish was as thick as a forearm and was swimming in the water plants near Zhou Youxuan's feet. As long as Zhou Youxuan moved faster, he would definitely be able to catch the fish.
But when Zhou Youguan held his breath and reached out to catch the fish, the water surface suddenly shook violently, scaring the fish so much that it swam away quickly.
Lao Gui reached down, but he was too far away, and even if he dived into the water, he might not be able to catch it.
"What are you doing?" Zhang Longtong asked angrily, "Can't you see we're afraid to move too much? You've scared the fish away!"
"Ah, it ran away, then it's all your fault for being so slow." The old ghost grinned as if he had succeeded, "It's so difficult to catch a fish."
"Who are you calling useless?" The meat that had finally reached his mouth flew away. The hungry monkey was furious and his eyes were full of anger. "If you want to rob me openly, just say so. Why are you trying so hard?"
Last time he snatched Niu Xixi's prey, and this time he snatched the fish from them.
While they were arguing, Ahu was already waiting in front.
It was obvious that Lao Gui and the others had colluded with each other and were deliberately making trouble just to snatch the fish from them.
Wei Wei saw the fish dive into the water plants at the edge. He took out a sharpened bamboo stick from the bamboo tube behind him and groped down along the river bank.
When Ah Hu saw Wei Wei approaching, he deliberately took big strides in the water, causing ripples on the surface of the water and making the water turbid, making it impossible to see where the fish were swimming.
It was obvious that they were in an attitude that if they couldn't get it, they wouldn't let Wei Wei and the others get it.
"You fucking idiots!" The big monkey didn't care about who was in front of the camera or behind the camera. When he got angry, he would point his finger at whoever was being attacked and start yelling at him. "You fucking idiots thought you had something to eat, didn't you? Grab it, grab it, grab it, but now no one can eat anything!"
"Did you dig the river? You raise the fish, don't you? You live by the sea?" The old ghost said in a scoundrel tone, "I saw the fish too, so why can't I catch it? If you reach out, it's fair and square, but if I reach out, it's robbery. Your bandit logic is really interesting."
"You," Zhang Longtong's face flushed with anger, "you are simply a scoundrel, shameless you!"
"Originally, we could all eat it together after we caught it, but because of your mischief, no one can eat it now. Are you happy now?"
"That's fish!" Ruan Mengmeng wanted to cry, "It's been a long time since we had a good meal..."
They were so hungry that they wanted to gnaw on tree bark on the way. How difficult it was to see any meat!
The old ghost still had an attitude of not caring about succeeding in doing evil. He picked his ears and blew at them calmly.
That expression clearly said: So what, I did it on purpose.
The author has something to say:
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Young Master: I will never like you, humph! ╭(╯^╰)╮
Dugong: As long as you are happy
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