Chapter 943: Mate Selection Criteria
Facing her teasing, Fang Wujiu responded calmly.
"Miss Baoqin is indeed very nice, but I don't like her type."
Xiao Xixi followed up by asking, "What kind do you like? Tell me and I'll help you find one later."
Fang Wujiu: "My requirements are very simple. First of all, she cannot drink, gamble, or have any bad habits."
Xiao Xixi nodded in agreement: "This is indeed not allowed."
Fang Wujiu: "Secondly, she must be in good health and have good-looking features."
Xiao Xixi nodded again: "Yes."
Fang Wujiu: "Then she has to get up at 1:00 a.m. every morning to do morning exercises with me, rest for at least half an hour at noon, and walk with me for an hour after dinner."
Xiao Xixi: "Anything else?"
Fang Wujiu: "Her taste can't be too strong, too spicy or too greasy. Eating too much of those foods is bad for your health. Having said that, I have to remind you that you should eat less oily and spicy foods, especially since your internal injuries have not healed yet. You should take good care of yourself and maintain a balanced diet."
Xiao Xixi didn't expect that they would end up talking about herself.
She quickly said, "Put my affairs aside for now and continue talking about your criteria for choosing a partner."
Fang Wujiu: "She can't be too willful. It's better for her to be quiet and docile. When I'm working seriously, she shouldn't make any noise to disturb me."
Xiao Xixi: "That's it?"
Fang Wujiu thought for a moment and said, "Finally, she has to be kind and tolerant. This is very important."
Xiao Xixi nodded in understanding: "I roughly know what kind of wife you want."
She asked someone to bring the orange cat over.
She stuffed the orange cat into Fang Wujiu's arms and introduced it seriously.
“This cat’s name is Lao Wang.
Look at it, it has regular facial features, a healthy body, doesn't drink or gamble, and doesn't have any bad habits.
It gets up on time at 11:00 a.m. every morning to have breakfast.
After you feed it, you can take it out for morning exercise.
It will definitely rest for more than half an hour at noon.
After dinner, it likes to go out for a stroll. As long as you can catch up with it, you can go for a walk with it.
As for the taste, you can rest assured that it is not spicy at all.
Its favorite foods are dried fish and chicken strips, which are not particularly greasy.
It has a very docile personality. As long as you don't provoke it, it will stay quietly by your side and won't disturb you while you are doing things.
And it's very kind, never catches mice, and only eats cooked food, which perfectly meets your mate selection criteria!"
Fang Wujiu: "..."
He looked down at the heavy, chubby orange cat in his arms.
Lao Wang was not afraid of strangers at all. He quickly adjusted his posture, lay in his arms, closed his eyes and fell asleep, with his long tail swaying back and forth, looking very relaxed and comfortable.
Fang Wujiu pinched its tail, lifted it up, glanced at its little butt, and said calmly.
"This is a male cat, and the gender does not meet the requirements."
Lao Wang didn't expect that the man in front of him, who looked well-dressed, was actually a beast in human clothing. He looked at his testicles as soon as he met him for the first time!
It immediately stood up, stretched out its claws, hit the beast on the face, then jumped to the ground and ran away quickly.
Meow meow meow!
The world is becoming more corrupt and people’s hearts are no longer the same as they used to be.
Humans are so shameless that they even don’t let cute cats go!
Xiao Xixi: "I'll have someone send you a female cat later."
Fang Wujiu: "No need."
Xiao Xixi: "Your mate selection criteria can only be met by Mao Mao. If you don't want Mao Mao, you will probably be single for the rest of your life."
Fang Wujiu: "It doesn't matter."
Xiao Xixi then turned to ask about the other two senior and junior brothers, wanting to know where they were now.
Fang Wujiu said, "I rented a small courtyard in Shengjing City, and they live with me now."
Xiao Xixi: "Do you have enough money? If not, I have some more here."
It is said that it is not easy to live in a big city. In a place like Shengjing City where every inch of land is valuable, even if you just rent a small courtyard, the rent is definitely not cheap. In addition, there are also food, clothing and other expenses. Everything costs money.
The second and third senior brothers and the youngest junior brother have no income and live entirely on the salary of the eldest senior brother as an imperial physician. Their lives must be very difficult.
Fang Wujiu said, "I asked them to go out and find work. They have hands and feet, and we can't let them stay at home and eat and drink for free."
Xiao Xixi was very curious: "Did they find a job?"
Fang Wujiu: "The second junior brother went to Shengjing Daily to work as a proofreader and reviewer, the third junior brother went to a cloth shop to work as a tailor, and as for the youngest junior brother, he has no other special skills, so he can only perform on the streets with his chest breaking stones."
Xiao Xixi was stunned: "Junior brother can actually break rocks with his chest?!"
Fang Wujiu: "He has a piece of iron plate hidden in his chest, and with his internal strength protecting his body, ordinary stones can't hurt him."
Xiao Xixi gave a thumbs up: "My little junior brother is awesome!"
When Fang Wujiu left Yunxiu Palace, he had a food box in his hand, which contained osmanthus and yam crisps.
Fang Wujiu then went to the palace's library and began to look up books on repairing tendons and veins.
In such a huge library, there was no one else except Fang Wujiu.
It was very quiet around him, and occasionally one could hear the slight sound of him flipping through books.
When Fang Wujiu finished reading a book, he heard a sound coming from the side.
He looked in the direction of the sound and saw that the fat orange cat had sneaked into the library at some point.
Although Lao Wang is raised by the imperial concubine, he does not usually stay in the Yunxiu Palace, but often runs out and wanders around.
The library is one of its favorite places.
There are lots of tall bookshelves here and it's very quiet, perfect for a rest.
As soon as Lao Wang saw Fang Wujiu leaving, he remembered the shameful experience of having his testicles peeped at.
It leaped up onto the tall bookshelf and looked down at him.
Stupid human, how can you peek at my balls this time?!
Fang Wujiu just glanced at it, and seeing that it had no intention of causing trouble, he ignored it and continued to work seriously.
Lao Wang stared at him for a while, made sure that he didn't make any unnecessary movements, then lay down and dozed off with peace of mind.
The man and the cat did not interfere with each other, and the atmosphere was surprisingly subtle and harmonious.
Early in the morning, Concubine Yao received an imperial edict sent by the emperor, ordering her to go to Ziyun Temple to practice Buddhism and recite scriptures for the ancestors on behalf of the emperor, praying for peace for the country and the family.
Concubine Yao had already packed her luggage and was ready to leave the palace at any time.
Before leaving, she first went to bid farewell to the emperor and then went to Yunxiu Palace.
As usual, Concubine Yao said some words of gratitude.
Finally, she asked carefully.
"My Lady, after I leave the palace, can I continue to contribute to Shengjing Daily?"
Xiao Xixi: "Of course, the Princess of England will send someone to contact you when the time comes, and everything will be the same as before."
Yao Jieyu immediately felt relieved and kowtowed to thank the Imperial Concubine.
Baoqin saw Concubine Yao off from Yunxiu Palace.
On the way, Baoqin smiled and said, "Since Concubine Jieyu still has to write an article, why not write some love stories between the imperial concubine and the emperor."
Yao Jieyu was stunned at first, but then she understood Baoqin's meaning and immediately nodded in agreement.
"OK!"
She was worrying about how to repay the Imperial Concubine, but Baoqin's suggestion enlightened her. She could use her articles to wash away the Imperial Concubine's previous bad impressions and make the love between the Imperial Concubine and the Emperor recognized by everyone.
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Good morning everyone!
Baoqin: What kind of conspiracy is this? Isn't it nice to just ship CP? !
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Calling for monthly tickets! Xianyu needs your love!
(End of this chapter)
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