Chapter 103 Little Bitter Melon Host is Little Bitter Melon
Alberto, fearing the male insect might become suspicious, added, "Normal male insects are all fragrant."
Xuanming was indeed a little skeptical at first, but after hearing what Xiaoyao added, he instantly understood. Xiaoyao must have mistaken him for an insect demon, so he waited for him to take a bath.
However, he also didn't want to expose the fact that he was an outlier.
Those who are different will be excluded, and no one understands this better than Xuanming.
Therefore, he couldn't take a shower. The little female demon insect had already suspected that there was something wrong with his smell, but she had found a very suitable excuse for him, so he didn't take a shower.
If after washing he still doesn't have the same smell, then he's really exposed.
"I don't want to wash, take me back quickly."
Alberto looked at the male insect who was originally persuaded by him, but changed his mind in an instant. He was confused for a moment. Did he say something wrong?
Could it be because he mentioned other male insects, and Xuanming thought that he was involved with other male insects and became jealous?
After thinking about it, there is only this one reason. The male insect's possessiveness seems to be very strong.
The female insect, having figured it out, could only continue to deceive the male insect, "I just lied to you. I don't know what other male insects are like, but I'm so ugly, other male insects wouldn't even look at me."
Only the male insect in front of him, for some unknown reason, has been seducing him.
Alberto's skin, which was white and almost transparent, was an anomaly among the wild and rough female insects, and the male insects disliked it even more, so he was naturally unwelcome.
Of course, this does not mean that there is no market at all. After all, some male insects really have pica.
Xuan Ming looked at the female insect who was lying with her eyes open. He was not blind. "You lied to me. You are obviously very beautiful."
It turns out that the male insect in front of him has pica, no wonder it has been seducing him.
Originally, Alberto scoffed at this strange hobby, but if Xuanming also felt so, it must be because he had never seen other female insects, so it was no wonder.
The female insect was even afraid of offending him, so she gently explained, "After all, every insect has a different aesthetic."
So in the insect demon clan, such a beauty is actually ugly? Xuan Ming couldn't believe that there were such demon clans in the world. Their aesthetics were really strange.
He thought about it and comforted the little female demon insect, "Female demon insect, you are the most beautiful one I have ever seen."
This male insect is seducing him again, Alberto sighed in his heart. Fortunately, he is strong-willed and has always looked down on weak male insects.
Alberto took a deep breath and said as gently as possible: "Then take a good bath, for my sake."
He was also shocked by the thickness of his own insect shell. He was so astonished that he could say such shameless words one day. Fortunately, there was only one male insect here, otherwise he really couldn't say it.
For the first time, 004 felt that this female insect was going too far. The host was countless times cleaner than him. If he didn't want to wash, then he didn't have to. Why was he always so aggressive?
If it weren't inconvenient for it to show up now, it would definitely speak passionately.
Xuan Ming glanced at the female insect and then at the hot spring. Actually, it was nothing special. It was just a soak in it, and it could also increase the confidence of this little demon.
Seeing that the male insect's attitude had softened a lot, Alberto squatted down and slowly took off the white socks on the male insect's feet. The male insect was indeed naturally beautiful, and even his toes were very cute.
Alberto realized what a mess he was thinking, and a flicker of unnaturalness crossed his face. Was he a pervert? He could even express his feelings about a male insect's feet. He was truly sick.
Xuan Ming stretched out his foot to test the temperature, then walked down slowly. Well, he had to admit that the warm spring water was actually very comfortable.
As the male insect slowly took off his clothes, Alberto turned around spontaneously. After all, there are differences between males and females, and it would be bad if the male insect misunderstood him as a pervert.
He didn't turn back until he heard the sound of the male slowly entering the water, and then after a while.
The female insect was still a little shy inside, and she was very hesitant to turn around. She really hoped that the male insect could notice her hesitation and know that she was just afraid that the male insect would be caught, otherwise she would really become a perverted insect in the male insect's mind.
Everything was done taking into consideration the dense forest environment and the fragility of the male insect. He really couldn't leave without worry and had to watch from here.
When he really turned his gaze, the hot spring without a single insect in it made his heart tighten in an instant.
The female insect jumped down and searched for the male insect in the hot spring. She had clearly checked the bottom of the spring and made sure there was no threat before bringing the male insect here. How could he be gone now?
Could it be that the male insect can't swim and sank?
Alberto was extremely anxious, but fortunately, he soon saw the male insect sinking in the spring water. How could a male insect be willing to go down when it was afraid of water?
Was it because of what he just said? The male insect wouldn't really believe it!
He actually doesn't care what other insects think of him. After all, in his eyes, other insects are also ugly.
Is this the love bug mentioned on the internet? But doesn't it usually only affect females?
How much does this male insect care about him!
Alberto carried the male insect to the cobblestones. At this moment, he was no longer paying attention to the male insect's naked body. He was only thinking about rescuing the male insect.
Xuanming originally wanted to play a joke on Xiaoyao, but seeing how anxious Xiaoyao was, he jumped down before he could reappear to save her. He felt embarrassed to wake up immediately and could only pretend for a while.
The little demon's warm lips pressed against him, and he cooperated by spitting out two mouthfuls of water before he woke up slowly.
Looking at the red color at the corners of the little female demon's eyes, Xuan Ming felt a rare guilty feeling, as if he had teased her too much.
"I'm sorry." He said a little embarrassedly.
Alberto looked at the safe and sound male insect and hugged him tightly in his arms. He was really... scared to death.
When his heartbeat returned to normal, he realized what he had done. It was just a male insect, why was he so nervous?
He must be afraid that the male insect would ruin his reputation. After all, his mission success rate is 100%, and he cannot lower his success rate because of a male insect. It is a common insect behavior.
After Alberto recovered, he let go of the male insect and scolded him harshly: "Why didn't you tell me earlier that you can't swim?"
"Even newborn bugs are smarter than you!"
Xuan Ming knew that the little female demon insect was worried about him, so he did not say anything to refute her. He just lowered his head slightly, feeling a little embarrassed.
"sorry."
Seeing the frightened male insect, Alberto felt sorry for him and said, "Forget it, it's all my fault for forcing you to take a shower. If you really don't like it, then don't take a shower."
Xuan Ming thought with a guilty conscience that he didn't really dislike her, but it was certainly not easy to say it out loud now.
She wiped the male insect, put on his outer shirt, washed the lining inside, hung it up to dry, and then came back to the male insect.
"Scared?" Seeing the male insect remain silent, a trace of heartache flashed in Alberto's eyes, but he quickly convinced himself that this was the female insect's instinct to protect the weak male insect, which was beyond his control, so it was normal.
"Do you want a hug?"
The little female demon insect stretched out her arms, with an uncontrollable look of heartache on her face. Even if Xuan Ming was slow-witted, he could feel it.
As expected, the joke was a bit too much and scared the little female demon insect.
Xuan Ming threw himself into the embrace of the little female demon insect and said in a muffled voice, "I'll be fine."
What a stupid male insect. He still believes in him until now. I feel that if I sell him to pirates one day, he will continue to help me count money. He is so stupid.
I don’t know which unlucky insect will be the queen of the male insect in the future. Having encountered such an easily deceived male master, I’m afraid she will be worried every day that the male master will be deceived by other insects.
Alberto habitually ignored the slight discomfort rising in his heart.
It was not until he felt that the male insect was in a better mood that he packed up and took the male insect back. He was really asking for trouble. It was unheard of for him to ask for trouble twice in one day.
What was even more unfortunate was that he only needed to catch a few fish in the river, but the male insect had just said that he didn't like eating fish, so the unlucky man had to go into the jungle again.
After the female insect left, 004 rolled out and approached the host in a very flattering manner.
"Dear host, what do you think of this bug? Would you like to exchange it for another one?"
Xuan Ming was a little surprised. 004 had always disliked and feared him. Ever since the little female demon insect came, he had almost never appeared. He always stayed away from him and secretly cursed him as a big devil in his heart.
This was the first time 004 took the initiative to jump in front of him.
As the owner of the divine weapon, Xuan Ming is the most magnanimous person. Although 004 always calls him a big devil in his heart, it is not a big deal after all.
Seeing it ask, he answered very patiently, "Alberto? He's very obedient and a good cook."
004 was still brooding over the fact that the female insect forced the host into the water. In the past few days, he gradually understood the host's life experience. Looking at him was like looking at a little bitter melon. How could it be so difficult for someone to just stay alive?
The reason why the female insect was able to gain benefits from the host was, after all, because the host had never met any good people and had always been beaten and killed. Now he was deceived by the female insect's little kindness.
As the host's system, it naturally has to change the host's thinking.
Woo woo woo, poor little bitter melon.
Xuan Ming was almost amused by the divine weapon's inner voice. He was indeed unpopular, but he was not lacking in love. He loved himself very much and was not as pitiful as the divine weapon thought.
But he was too lazy to correct the artifact's thoughts.
"Dear host, handsome male insects like you are very popular in New Eridu. Perhaps you can get in touch with more female insects and choose a few to take care of you."
004 has decided to give up its points for Little Bitter Melon. Of course, it also feels a little guilty about what it did to the cricket host in the beginning.
After all, the host has never been afraid of it. It is because it is worried that the host will run to a planet full of insects and cause trouble, so it spontaneously prepares meals and tries to paralyze the host.
In the final analysis, apart from being forced to bind, the host did nothing else and was the one who scared itself.
Xuanming had no interest in collecting more female insect demons, so he did not respond.
004 was still using sweet words to tell the male insects about the advantages of other female insects, and that most male insects in the west had more than one female insect. The host must not be fooled by Alberto.
It's the same old stuff, it's repeated over and over again. 004 is really a magical tool with very clear likes and dislikes.
On the way back, the female insect's right eyelid kept twitching and she felt a little uneasy.
Because I wasted time today and went back a long way, I was even more worried that something might have happened to the male insect. After all, the weak male insect has no power to fight back at all.
As he got closer, he saw the "robot bug" with data flying everywhere! So the male bug had been lying to him. Alberto, who was extremely angry and laughed, loudly questioned, "Xuan Ming, how dare you lie to me!"
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