Chapter 99: The rabbit head will not be given to you, but will be thrown on the plate...
Alberto came back with the Dada rabbit, but his clothes were no longer as clean as when he first saw them, and there was some mud on his trouser legs.
He washed himself briefly by the river, still feeling somewhat disgusted, but there was no other way around it having to survive in such a place.
Throwing the rabbit in front of the male insect, "Here, the meat you asked for."
Male insects are troublesome. They are fragile and weak, have many requirements, and are difficult to feed. I really don't know why those insects in the west like male insects so much.
Xuan Ming looked at him innocently, his blue-gold eyes sparkling in the sunlight, and his angelic cheeks looked even more pure.
Alberto was stunned by his own stupidity. What on earth was he thinking just now? It would be a terrifying thing if the male insects of New Eridu could cook.
He resigned himself to his fate and picked up the rabbit and cleaned it up by the river.
This type of Dada rabbit is a mutant and tastes good, but it must be handled cleanly as some parts are poisonous.
He was planning to have a barbecue, after all, there were no other cooking facilities here.
While he was preparing to build a fire, the male insect looked at him and the meat in his hand very intently. It had been a long time since he had seen meat, and he looked like a starving insect.
"Um, female insect, there's a place to cook over here."
Xuan Ming did not wait for the female insect to ask him, so he had to speak on his own. He was not good at finding things to say, so he made full mental preparation before speaking.
Why didn’t you say so earlier? Alberto wanted to kill the male insect and glared at him fiercely.
Xuan Ming was very familiar with this kind of look. Did he still want to kill him?
This male insect is really timid and speaks slowly. I don't want to bother with him.
"Why are you standing there? Take me there."
Stupid insect! Alberto has never seen such a stupid male insect. All the male insects he saw in the west were big and strong with big arms and waists. Only this one was so skinny.
It's so fierce, but it looks like this female insect doesn't want to kill him anymore, it changes so quickly.
Xuan Ming stood up, pulled him, and took the female insect to the "kitchen".
Alberto looked at the male insect's hand that was grabbing his wrist. Does this male insect understand the difference between males and females? Doesn't he think he can seduce him like this? What a joke.
This "kitchen" is actually a hole formed by cutting out a large stone, and there are formations around it, so it will not be affected even if there is wind, otherwise it will be troublesome if dust falls.
The seasonings are very complete, all of which are stored in Xuanming's sea of consciousness. Moreover, because they have been in the sea of consciousness for a long time, they have been exposed to some spiritual energy from heaven and earth. The food made with this seasoning is very good for the body.
This female insect is so weak, she needs to be taken care of more.
"Also, what is a female insect? Call me Alberto."
After being pulled in, he took a rough look around. It was very complete, so weird. How could this male insect have such a complete set of seasonings? Could it be that he was here for vacation?
But this is D-444, not a tourist planet.
Alberto looked at the male insect a few more times. He sat obediently on the stone bench, looking completely ignorant of the world. It was estimated that he would not be able to get anything out of him even if he asked him.
"say!"
What are you talking about? The female insect didn't ask.
"say what?"
Xuan Ming stared at the rabbit in his hand. He had indeed never seen this breed of rabbit before. 004 actually did not lie to him.
"call!"
Alberto really hated these stupid insects, especially the male ones who couldn't understand insect language.
"The old demon of blood thorn."
Xuanming is well-behaved.jpg.
Everyone else called him that. But the newcomer, Long Aotian, seemed to call him the Big Devil. He thought for a moment and added.
"Even the big devil is fine."
004 was shocked by the interaction between these two insects. What a strange trend.
This major bug is really not afraid of death. It is easier for the big devil to crush him to death than to crush an ant!
How dare you order people around like this? You are so brave! It is true that ignorance is fearless.
"No cuteness!"
Where did this male insect come from? He was poisoned by the Star Network Tea. It was so tiring for Alberto to communicate with him.
"I meant your name, not your StarNet account."
Then, he couldn't help but complain, "You're still calling me Bloodthorn Demon. Why don't you call me a soft and fragrant little cake? That would suit you better, and it's mint flavored."
What is cuteness and what is a StarNet account?
Although he didn't understand some of the words the female insect said, he still understood the meaning.
"My name is Xuanming."
Xuan Ming? Zerg actually have such a name?
"You didn't come up with this name yourself, did you?"
Could it be that this is really a male insect that has been stranded outside for a long time? How did it survive then? Such a stupid male insect should have been eaten up long ago.
Unless he really has been in D-444 the whole time, which is a really hard place to be found, how did the male survive?
Alberto looked at him suspiciously. Such a fragile male insect didn't seem capable of protecting himself.
How did he guess that it was my own name? He's so smart.
"Yes, I woke up among the corpses and gained enlightenment there, so I gave myself this name."
This male insect was playing the victim again. It was probably a male insect cub with congenital defects that was left on the battlefield and its vital signs were too weak to be discovered.
The insects cleaning up the battlefield were indeed lax in their work attitude, and no one knew how this male insect managed to survive.
"Go out and wait, don't delay me from cooking." Alberto said fiercely.
There is so much smoke here, and none of the male insects are working. What are they doing here?
Xuan Ming whispered, "But I want to see how you do it."
Alberto scolded him, "Don't act like a spoiled child. I won't buy it."
But in the end I didn't continue to chase him away. It was just one more bug, no big deal.
This was just the female insect's initial thought, but as time passed, the male insect's scorching eyes felt like they could burn through his back, and it was impossible to ignore them. However, he had not been firm in driving the male insect away just now, so naturally, it was not appropriate for him to say anything now.
"I'm not acting like a spoiled child."
It smells so good! This female insect looks like she's good at cooking. I might as well sign a master-servant contract with her. But the female insect is so weak, Xuanming feels a little disgusted.
That artifact is also very weak, but at least it looks very unique. And the female insect should be an insect demon, which is also a creature that everyone hates. And I have to protect him, which is very troublesome.
You are just acting like a spoiled brat now! But Alberto didn’t continue. If the male insect got angry and acted capriciously, it would be difficult to deal with it.
"alright."
This kitchen even has tableware, and it’s so exquisite, it looks weird no matter how you look at it.
Alberto looked at the male insect whose eyes were almost glued to the plate and found it difficult to interrogate him.
The male insect sounds so unlucky, and probably doesn't know what's going on.
Xuan Ming picked up the chopsticks and prepared to start eating, but the female insect was quicker and grabbed his eager hand.
"What are you doing?"
Why won’t he be allowed to eat? That’s so abominable. He hasn’t eaten meat for a long time. He has really been fed badly by that artifact.
"handwashing!"
Although this male insect looks very clean, it is too dirty to eat without washing hands.
"I don't need it."
Xuan Ming looked at the female insect that was preventing him from eating with some dissatisfaction. It was too much. The food should be eaten while it was hot.
"you need to."
After saying this, without waiting for the fragile male insect to protest again, Alberto grabbed his wrist and pulled him to wash his hands.
When we arrived at the river, the freshly boiled water was still steaming, which could be considered a simple disinfection.
"You want to burn me to death, I don't want it!"
Xuanming protested, saying that he was very clean. People who practiced Taoism did not need to take a bath. The body cleansing technique could remove surface dirt. Moreover, he had used the spring water from the spiritual spring to wash his meridians and marrow, so he was very clean, many times cleaner than this little female demon insect.
"Be good, I have little patience."
Alberto controlled the male insect with one hand, and with the other hand he took out a small ball and rolled it in hot water. He tested the temperature with his fingers and found it was just right.
“Wash quickly!”
He didn't want to wash, Xuan Ming was a little angry. Why should he listen to this female insect?
The spiritual weapon that the female insect just threw in is also good. If it hasn't recognized its owner yet, grab it.
Seeing that the male insect was not cooperating, he stared at the small ball. It turned out that he was a male insect with a miserable life, and he was so curious about an ordinary bead.
"Be good, and I'll give you this thermostat."
Give it to him, Xuan Ming put his hand in doubtfully and let the female insect rub it.
Alberto dried the male's hands, dried the ice ball as well, and handed it to him.
Although this female insect is very weak, she is surprisingly generous in her attacks.
This was the first time someone gave him a gift. Xuan Ming was stunned for a moment and put the spiritual weapon into his sea of consciousness.
004 was hiding nearby and was almost scared to death. Fortunately, the female insect didn't notice the big devil's actions, otherwise how could she explain it.
The boss has already run away in the chaos, leaving it alone here, woooo.
This rabbit head is really delicious, but unfortunately there are only two. After eating my own one, only the one from the female insect is left.
Alberto was speechless when he saw the worthless look of the male insect. He thought the male insect wouldn't think that he was looking at him secretly without noticing.
It's no use peeking at them any more, they're one bug at a time, and there's no point in trying to be cute.
After the two worms had eaten up the two rabbits, the rabbit head in the female worm's plate remained untouched.
Xuan Ming took a few more glances secretly, and the female insect slowly picked up the rabbit head with her chopsticks. It turned out that she was going to save it for last. He thought that the female insect didn't like to eat it, and he was a little disappointed.
Alberto deliberately picked up the rabbit's head and waved it in front of the male insect. "Do you like it?"
Unfortunately, no matter what the male insect said next, she would not give it to him.
"I like it. You made it delicious, but it's yours."
Xuan Ming sincerely praised him, saying that this female insect had great cooking skills and the food she made was the most delicious he had ever eaten.
What the evil cultivator overlooked was that he had been tortured by Sarah from 004 for many days, and his sense of taste had already deceived him.
The female insect's ears turned red in an instant. He graduated first, so did he need the male insect to praise him?
The humiliated female insect threw the rabbit head fiercely onto the male insect's plate and said viciously, "Only a difficult insect like you would be so easily satisfied."
"Thanks."
Xuanming felt that this female insect seemed a little flammable and explosive, but the delicious rabbit head was already in his hands, so it didn't matter what the female insect was thinking.
Alberto had other things to do. It was not safe to survive in the wild on a planet like D-444. He might be dragged away by some mutant, and there was no telling when the weak male insect would be eaten by a spider.
Too weak, that male insect. He felt irritated when he thought about having to stay with that male insect until the main star sent insects over.
What I hate most are the male insects that rely on female insects to survive. The male insects in the west are so fat from eating so much, but they can't even lift a bucket of water.
I really don't understand why those female insects are still chasing after them like crazy.
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