Chapter 104 Is Embarrassment Disgust?
Before Xuan Ming could figure out the situation, he saw the angry female insect walking towards him with an uneasy look on her face, but with "ingredients" in her hands.
"Female insect, you're so slow today. I'm hungry."
Alberto subconsciously looked up at the sky again and found that it was indeed at least an hour later than usual.
Influenced by the male insect's words, he became even angrier, "Don't change the subject."
Xuanming was a little confused. Could it be that the little female demon was injured? Why was she so irritable?
"What's wrong? Are you injured?" As he said this, he stretched out his hand, ready to check the body of the little female demon insect.
Trying to be cute again, but he doesn't buy it.
"What's this?"
Alberto pointed at the strange-looking "robot bug".
Alberto, in his rage, did not realize that he looked like someone who had caught a male insect having sex with another female insect. He was really intolerant and ungenerous.
Xuan Ming looked over and still didn't understand why the little demon was so angry, but he still answered the little demon's doubts.
"It's 004."
Then he paused, "Do you recognize this artifact?"
But, hadn't 004 always emphasized that its original host was the monk named Long Aotian? How did it become associated with the little demon again?
Seeing that the little demon was obviously still angry, Xuan Ming pondered for a moment and soon came up with an idea.
"I have signed a master-servant contract with this artifact, but if you like it, I can break the contract and give it to you."
Xuan Ming felt that he had already made a huge concession. If the little female demon insect still didn't know what was good for her, then he would really ignore her.
004 was shocked. How come it didn’t know when this contract was signed?
Doesn't that mean its complaints can be heard by the host? ! !
But soon, it calmed down again. The host must have no interest in its voice, otherwise it would have shattered it long ago.
Xuan Ming was indeed not interested in 004's thoughts, but he would listen to them occasionally. He liked such lively things, even if it was a weak spirit.
Alberto looked at the male insect's confused and ignorant expression, and suddenly realized one thing: the male insect might not know what this robot insect could do at all.
After all, the male insect had given him the feeling of being uncivilized very early on, so it was normal that he had not told him.
His emotions came out of nowhere; Alberto rarely showed such intense emotions.
It might be because the male insect had always been protected by him, and suddenly a secret that he had not discovered emerged, causing him to feel a little annoyed.
"I don't want it."
"But with this, we can get out of here."
Alberto felt a little guilty because he had misunderstood the male insect for no reason.
Xuan Ming was confused, "Why do you want to leave here?"
The male insect may have been thrown here very early and has no idea about the outside world. It is probably thanks to this strange "machine insect" that it can live here for so long.
The female insect changed the statement to something more acceptable to the male insect, "Leave here and you can eat more delicious food."
Xuan Ming fell into deep thought. He was weighing the pros and cons. A quiet life was important, but delicious food was also not to be missed. It was so difficult to choose.
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Forget it, I can just eat delicious food like before and then come back to retreat.
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Alberto contacted the outside world through the robot bug, spent some money, and hired a flying vehicle on the dark web.
He chose to locate himself deep in the dense forest. After all, the appearance of this grassland was too strange, and the existence of the male insect was somewhat unreasonable. For safety reasons, it would be better to disguise himself.
When the aircraft approached, 004 urgently communicated with the host and explained what the aircraft was to prevent the host from destroying it directly as he had done when he saw the female insect landing before.
The two bugs left quickly, and the grass also disappeared. Of course, Alberto definitely didn't know all this.
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After returning to the main planet, there were many things to do. The first thing was to take the male insects to apply for insect citizen certificates and purchase optical computers.
These were still things that Xuanming could discover, but for the others, no one knew what the little female demon was busy with.
After watching the little female demon insect busy for several days, Xuan Ming finally discovered something wrong. The little female demon insect had been particularly cold to him since she came here.
004: "Dear host, you are overthinking it. Alberto is a major in the West, equivalent to a centurion among mortals in the original world, and his official duties are very busy."
Xuan Ming always felt that something was wrong, "But..."
When the little female demon insect stayed at home, she didn't always appear in front of him like before, and she didn't explode with emotions from time to time.
After coming here, the little female demon insect is very much like the monks in the original world, cold, unruly and unkind.
Except that he didn't suddenly rush out to kill him, everything else was really similar.
Xuanming felt that this little female demon insect was not as popular as the original one. He even hated this little demon a little.
004 was now very brave and dared to speak directly to interrupt the host's wandering thoughts, "The female insect hasn't been back for a long time. There must be more things to do. It will be fine after this busy period is over."
In fact, once the host has adapted, it will forget about the female insect and will then encourage the male insect to contact more and better female insects.
Ever since 004 knew that it had signed a master-servant contract with the host, it persuaded the host to agree to terminate the contract after much persuasion. As the ruler of the new era, it also needs privacy.
Of course, the most important reason is that if the host hears your inner thoughts, many things cannot be hidden at all.
The female insect named Alberto is ungrateful for what she has and even looks down on the host. This female insect, whose heartbeat value is almost full, actually dares to be dissatisfied with the host. She should be taught a lesson.
Seeing that the host was persuaded by him, 004 secretly encouraged the host to learn more about the high technology of New Ailidu.
As it turned out, everything in the new world was interesting. Xuan Ming was quickly attracted by all kinds of clothing, food, games, and even novels, TV series, and movies. To him, all of this was magical and novel.
He quite liked these interesting things, but of course, he still felt that there was something wrong with the little female demon insect.
Completely different from Xuanming's relaxed state, Alberto has been having a very troubled life recently.
First, since the male insect has returned to the main planet, it stands to reason that he can no longer live in his home.
He really hated this weak male insect that had to rely on female insects to survive, especially since this male insect was a cunning and difficult insect.
Secondly, he hadn't figured out how to ask the male insect out. Although he hated this weak male insect very much, in D-444, the male insect had tried his best to seduce him, and all kinds of love-brained actions were endless. If he asked rashly, he was a little afraid that the male insect would not be able to accept it.
After struggling for a few days, Alberto finally made a decision.
He really hated the fragile male insects, especially when he saw them sitting in the living room watching videos before going out, which made him even more annoyed.
The female insect who doesn't understand love cleverly attributes the dissatisfaction and anxiety caused by the male insect looking at other insects to the word disgust. This can be considered a "gift". I wish him good luck.
He took advantage of the time when the male insect was watching TV to move over, handed over the light computer in his hand, and then asked in a muffled voice.
"Xuan Ming, look at these insects."
The little female demon insect rarely took the initiative to communicate with him recently, so Xuan Ming naturally cooperated very well and came over to take a look. He checked each one very carefully.
Finally, the answer was reached, "Female insects, these look like good insects."
Xuanming felt that what he said was quite sincere, but the little demon seemed to be burned, and the whole insect was visibly angry.
"What kind of vision do you have?"
Alberto casually flipped through the information of a bug and said, "Look at this one. It's over 100 years old. It's so old that it could be your female father. Didn't you notice?"
Xuan Ming felt a little guilty, he didn't even know how old he was, but being over 100 years old, he looked okay, even a little young.
Alberto didn't pay attention to the male insect's expression and turned to another page. "This one is too dark. It's so dark that I can't find him at night!"
"This one is too small, like a bug cub. How can I take care of you?"
"This one is too poor. The insects from the lower stars can't protect you at all."
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Xuan Ming finally understood what the little female demon insect meant. She was probably afraid that he would despise him for being weak, so she looked up a lot of information about insects, trying to prove that he was a good person.
Thinking of this, he sat obediently on the sofa and waited for Xiao Yao to eliminate the bugs on the computer one by one before he spoke weakly.
"Female insect, I have very low requirements for my partner."
Alberto was so angry that he almost died. What did this male insect mean? Did he like them all?
"Don't talk!"
Xuan Ming watched the little demon walk away angrily, not understanding why he could make himself so angry.
After several days, Alberto discovered that the male insect had no intention of looking for a female. He just stayed in the house watching the broken TV, and he didn't know what to watch.
He has been increasingly displeased with male insects lately, especially those that eat and drink his food but have no sense of being guests at all, and just wait for him to serve them every day.
Alberto decided that he could not wait any longer and had to make a decision quickly.
He took the initiative to contact the Xiong Bao Association. Otherwise, according to the general process of the West in dealing with male insects in interstellar distress, the male insects would need to adapt to a comfortable environment for a period of time before testing their pheromones and mental strength, and then they would be accepted and resettled by the Xiong Bao Association.
This is also one of the means to protect male insects. After all, even when dealing with noble male insects, the treatment of male insects with different pheromone levels varies greatly.
Alberto saw the investigator coming to his door and found that he was not as happy as he had expected. The mess of emotions almost drove him crazy.
But he still felt that everything would be fine as long as this weak and scheming male insect left.
The investigator's heart skipped a beat when he saw this handsome male insect.
God of Insects, he has been working in Xiongbaohui for nearly a hundred years and has never seen such a beautiful male insect.
Her long black hair slowly fell down, and her mysterious and deep eyes were even more captivating, not to mention the bright red on her white cheeks, which was simply a miracle from the Creator.
It's incredible. If he was the lucky female insect favored by the insect god, he would probably not be willing to expose the male insect.
Especially the male insect's naive look, which is simply tempting the insects to commit crimes.
Alberto looked at the investigator with his eyes wide open, and the anger in his heart was simply difficult to suppress.
This is normal. Anyone who sees such an unethical investigator will become angry.
"Does the Xiongbao Club have no other insects? They sent an unprofessional female insect like you!"
Hearing the major's harsh ridicule, the investigator calmed himself down, then, with his evil intentions still lingering, he gave Mr. Male Insect a coquettish look.
"Sir, I'm truly sorry. Your beauty is truly a reward from the Insect God for the West. I was momentarily distracted."
Xuan Ming didn't care. He didn't like talking to strangers, so he ignored it.
Alberto was very dissatisfied with the investigator's look as if he was about to stick to the male insect. As expected, these insects in the west had nothing else in their minds except reproduction.
"Hurry up!" the female insect urged.
The investigator was not afraid at all. Although Alberto was once a major general, he was deprived of his wings and demoted for shooting a male insect. He was not a person to be feared.
"Sir, please extend your hand."
The investigator was about to draw some blood for testing, but the male insect seemed very frightened and quickly withdrew his hand.
"Don't be afraid. Technology is advanced now. It won't hurt." Alberto frowned and looked at the needle tip in the investigator's hand. Such a scary thing was used on the male insect so carelessly.
It was difficult for Xuanming to relax. Having his blood drawn was a very terrifying thing. If his blood fell into the hands of evil cultivators, it would be too dangerous.
The investigator looked at the frightened male insect and showed dissatisfaction. It was too much. Such a handsome male insect was not cherished.
"Major Alberto, the Xiongbao Association has informed you many times that His Excellency the Male Insect has returned to the main planet too recently to be suitable for pheromone testing."
"I don't know why you're so anxious, but even if you really don't like you, you can still take me to the hospital for testing. The equipment there is more advanced, and you don't need me to suffer any physical pain."
The investigator was filled with righteous indignation, his gentle voice unable to conceal his anger. "Excuse me, sir, but Major Alberto doesn't seem to value you. You are so beautiful, he could definitely consider other, better female insects."
The investigator stood up indignantly and looked directly at the major, "Major, please take you to the hospital for examination. Such a handsome male insect should not be frightened like this.
As for your dislike, I think after you have completed the test and have been placed by the Male Protection Association, there will naturally be countless female insects applying."
The investigator left, leaving only silence.
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