After checking the department wards as per the rules in the morning, Su Tang and Pan Yuhao continued to work in the outpatient clinic today. However, Xiong Wei stayed in the department today because he worked the night shift last night. Ma Jun, who was on duty in the department yesterday, was transferred to the outpatient shift. Doctor Ma had a dark brown hair and looked a little handsome.

Su Tang was a little puzzled, and after a moment's hesitation, he said, "Doctor Pan, how long is the shift in our department? Doctor Xiong went to the outpatient clinic yesterday and worked the night shift. He has to stay in the department to continue working today. This cycle must be more than 30 hours, right?"

Although being a doctor is a tiring profession, a shift in other departments, even if there is an emergency and someone needs to be rescued, is only a dozen or twenty hours at most. A regular shift of more than 30 hours is too long...

"......?" Pan Yuhao's face was full of surprise. He obviously didn't expect Su Tang to ask such a question.

"Doctor Su, our department has fewer people and even less work."

Ma Jun stroked his increasingly thick bangs and said meaningfully, "Every time I work the night shift, there is nothing else to do except making rounds before work. Our department is not like the surgery department, where they have to deal with emergency surgeries late at night. It is also not like the cardiology department, where they have to deal with emergency patients at night..."

"So I worked the night shift for a year, sleeping from 9pm to 7am every day." Ma Jun looked at Su Tang with a smile: "Even the dark circles under my eyes were cured."

Su Tang: “…………”

Ma Jun sighed: "Not to mention the daytime department, there are only a few patients coming and going. Even the director is in the outpatient clinic. As long as you don't get caught, no one will pay attention to you even if you sleep on your stomach, lying down, or rolling around in the department."

Su Tang: “…”

Ma Jun squinted his eyes at Su Tang and said, "But if you are caught by a patient and reported, you will be fired. So I suggest that you write papers in the department, read medical books, and learn from Dr. Lan to read a professional book every day."

Susugar: …………

Good man, it turns out this is a good department for fishing law enforcement.

For a moment, Su Tang didn't know whether she should complain or sigh that the General Internal Medicine Department of the Sixth Hospital was really terrible.

It really is an unpopular department that requires metaphysical help and relies on praying to gods to attract patients.

There are no patients, but we still have to work 30-hour shifts and cannot take a day off.

General internal medicine is really cold, cruel and poor...

…………

The hustle and bustle of the outpatient clinic and the quietness of the department are almost like heaven and hell.

Since none of the three received any inpatients in the outpatient clinic yesterday, someone in the department had improved and was discharged in the afternoon.

There were only 7 patients in the entire department this morning.

It is true that there are far more doctors and nurses than patients.

Pan Yuhao saw what was happening and was worried. He rushed to the clinic and immediately opened his computer to check the number of people who had registered that day on the backend of the clinic APP.

As soon as he turned on the computer, Pan Yuhao's brows were filled with joy, and smiles emanated from every strand of his hair.

"How many registered patients do you two have today? I have four today. Maybe I can meet two who need to be hospitalized." Pan Yuhao looked at the computer happily.

"There should be... two or three patients..." Su Tang thought for a moment and spoke hesitantly.

"Two or three?" Pan Yuhao's face was full of surprise and disbelief.

You have to know that he is a chief physician and he only has two or three patients on weekdays.

Today these four guys really performed exceptionally well!

"You have two or three?! Why don't I have any? Let me see..." Ma Jun stuck his head out in surprise, staring at Su Tang's computer screen with 5.0 eyes.

On the big computer screen, the doctor's outpatient clinic APP's backstage was open there - all white!

Not a single patient!

Ma Jun opened his mouth and forced a smile: "Uh...you, didn't you say there were two or three? Why is there not a single patient in the backstage?"

Su Tang nodded as a matter of course, her eyes bright and round: "Yes, there is none now, but there will definitely be one today!"

After all, she had spent so much effort yesterday to attract patients, and even spent money on a pot of fish maw, poria cocos and hen soup.

She just couldn't believe that among so many people yesterday, not one was willing to come to the Sixth Hospital for a clinic.

Pan Yuhao and Ma Jun were choked: "…………"

Pan Yuhao glanced at Su Tang and sighed inwardly.

I think he thought the same when he first entered the department.

It's just that I stayed there for too long. If I had eaten a peanut in the morning, I wouldn't have been so drunk.

As a junior resident in general internal medicine, do you still want to see two or three patients in the outpatient clinic every day? That's better than dreaming...

There was no time to waste in the morning, so Pan Yuhao made some tea, sat back at the clinic table, and looked at the patients registering at the back desk of the clinic, feeling quite proud.

Hehehe, as expected, patients still prefer his calm and generous style, who is old and has a high professional title and looks experienced.

Subconsciously touching his lush hair, feeling the touch of his fingertips, Pan Yuhao suddenly stopped with his right hand, "How many patients do the endocrinology and metabolism department, neurology department, and the deputy director of the cardiology department see every day when they come to the clinic... Xiao Ma, have you calculated it?"

"Well... on average, there are probably hundreds of them every day. When I was doing my regular training, I heard that we could see more than 200 patients a day at peak times..."

Ma Jun touched his chin and said helplessly: "These departments are the star departments and key departments of our hospital. Many patients come from far away every day."

Ma Jun looked at Pan Yuhao's expression from left to right and said in embarrassment: "Doctor Pan, let's not compete with these celebrity departments..."

Even if the number of patients of the doctors in their department combined is not as many as that of the deputy director.

Pan Yuhao's eyes lit up and he chuckled, "Tsk! You don't understand this. We can't help others and destroy our own prestige. What is the biggest difference between us and their deputy department directors?"

Ma Jun hesitated and tried to speak: "...Does the other party have a high title? Is he a good doctor?"

Pan Yuhao clenched his fist and swore, "No! We have more hair than them! I will go to the barber shop downstairs to get a bald shave when I have two days off. Then I will take a new photo and ask the hospital's personnel department to change it for me!"

As the saying goes, clothes make the man, and shaving his head bald was the first step on his path to becoming a famous doctor.

Ma Jun was shocked: "......?!!" No, that's not the case...

Su Tang's eyes widened: "…"

This topic was too suffocating. Compared with Pan Yuhao, who worked diligently to pray to the gods and sell advertisements for the department, her pot of advertisement chicken soup last night was simply left out like a salted fish.

Su Tang swallowed her saliva...

I don't have any other cooking skills except for medicinal food. Why don't I ask her father to buy a stove, put it in front of the clinic to stew the medicinal food, and turn on a high fan to try it again?

“Ding! Ding~Ding~Ding~Ding Ding Ding——! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding——!!”

Su Tang was silent, wondering if he should cook a pot of it every day or cook it 24 hours a day...

The outpatient clinic back-office APP on the computer suddenly made a series of crisp dinging sounds.

The sounds came one after another, continuously and wildly, immediately attracting the attention of everyone present.

Pan Yuhao and Ma Jun opened their mouths wide and turned their heads in surprise like zombies.

"This, this is... a patient comes to register?" Pan Yuhao swallowed, unable to believe it.

“Why did it ring for more than ten times in a row…?” Ma Jun widened his eyes in surprise and confusion.

The Sixth Hospital Outpatient Clinic APP was specially customized by the hospital. It has a deep concern for all general internal medicine doctors, but it is also the most hated thing for all general internal medicine doctors.

Every time a new patient registers in the system, as long as you log in to the outpatient back office, the APP will make a crisp "ding!" sound.

The general internal medicine community commonly calls it "Happy Ding Ding Ding".

"Ahem, maybe there's something wrong with the APP on your computer...how about we change the computer?" Pan Yuhao coughed twice, drank a sip of hot tea to suppress his surprise, and acted like a caring older brother.

Hehehe, he also wanted to hear the continuous 'ding ding...' sounds coming from the backstage of his clinic, hehehe.

Ma Jun sat up straight and smiled shyly, trying to impress Su Tang with his handsome looks: "How about you switch to my computer? A computer crash can easily affect the daytime outpatient work. You're a new colleague and we need to help each other." He also wanted to hear this happy ding ding ding.

"No need to change the computer, my clinic system is fine, just now 11 people have registered my clinic number." Su Tang shook her head. She had no idea what these two people were thinking, and she sighed in her heart that although the new department was poor and hardworking, the colleagues in the department were quite nice and took special care of her.

"What...? Eleven patients?"

Pan Yuhao and Ma Jun screamed in surprise, and now it was their turn to be dumbfounded.

"Oh, no... there are 4 more just now... there are 15 now." Su Tang glanced at the computer and said with emotion, "I was wondering why I heard 15 dings just now, but only 11 names appeared. It turns out that the hospital system is a bit slow and the network speed is not good..."

Pan Yuhao, Ma Jun: “…………”

Shut up! If you keep talking, even the director will beat you up!

Pan Yuhao shed two sad tears for himself and the director. Could it be that he, a mid-level attending physician and a senior chief physician, was not as good as this young junior resident who had just entered the department? !

Pan Yuhao said viciously: "You have to take good care of today's patients! Don't bring shame to our general internal medicine department! Even if the pyramid scheme members collectively get avian influenza, you have to grab people from the respiratory department for me in the future!"

Su Tang: “…………”

Su Tang's face was full of black lines. There were so many things to complain about that for a moment she didn't know how to start vomiting.

You can only press the number to start seeing patients.