Chapter 194 Extra 1
The third competition + weak second generation farmers
"The 3rd National Hospital Ranking Competition! I declare that Shenzhen Sixth Hospital has won the third place this year!" With a loud shout from the organizer's leader holding the microphone on the podium, the people from the Sixth Hospital below the stage immediately cheered, causing many people around to look at them with envy!
In particular, the Shenzhen Municipal Hospital, which had been on the same starting line as the Sixth Hospital three years ago and even ranked slightly ahead of the Sixth Hospital in the overall ranking, expressed sighs.
Who would have thought that the hospital ranked 87th three years ago could climb to its current position in just three years?
The national hospital ranking competition is divided into two categories: practical competition and scientific research academic papers and professional reputation.
In the first ranking competition, the Sixth Hospital ranked 21st in the country with its excellent result of first place in the practical competition. This made many hospitals that were not strong in research theory seem to see new hope of victory, and they put all their efforts into having young hospital staff train every day.
The second session really gave many hospitals the opportunity to move up in the rankings.
But the most eye-catching one is the Sixth Hospital. Its score in the practical competition had clearly reached the top, and it seemed that there was no chance of improvement. However, it seized the opportunity during this period, vigorously developed scientific research and academics within the hospital, focused on improving the reputation of the hospital's specialties, and in just a few years, it squeezed from 21st place to the top three in the country!
If it weren't for the strong foundation of the two hospitals in Jinshi and Shangshi over the years, there is a risk that they would be surpassed by the Sixth Hospital this time.
But even so, the directors of the two hospitals looked a little weird, and were very worried that the fifth and sixth sessions might be over.
Only the dean of the Sixth Hospital was grinning so hard that his teeth were showing, like a Siberian brown bear that had suddenly found a nest of honey, hahaha laughing foolishly.
This caused others to look at him sideways, with envy and a hint of weirdness in their expressions.
Bah! Don't think we don't know!
Shenzhen Sixth Hospital has relied on Dr. Su these years! If you weren't so lucky, this honor would be ours!
"Hey! Dean, do you still remember the farm stay you promised us a few years ago? It's been so long, and you still haven't fulfilled your promise?" Jiang Haichao, who came with the other young doctors to help explain the exam, stretched his neck and sighed, "You don't plan to just default on your debt after you retire next year, do you?"
"Bah! How could I be that kind of person? It's because we haven't gotten together in recent years, and I'm too embarrassed to mention it!" The dean was furious. Is he the kind of person who doesn't even want to invite a farmhouse? After all, he is still the dean!
"What's the big deal? I still have a MSI cluster!" Jiang Haichao took out his phone and said with a smile, "Director, why don't we take this opportunity to invite all the members of our hospital who participated in the three national competitions to go to the farmhouse for barbecue!"
"..." The dean's eyes twitched and he grinned.
Hey! You are such a good fellow, Jiang Haichao! Originally, we only wanted to invite 16 people, but for these three sessions, there must be at least 30 or 40 people!
Even if the farm stay is not expensive, it will at least cost him half a month's salary.
"Okay, okay, please, please, please..." The dean looked at Su Tang standing in the crowd, gritted his teeth and waved his hand.
After all, he is a hero who has shed blood and sweat for the hospital, so he can still spare a little bit of blood!
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Su Tang doesn't have much experience with farmhouses.
But it's nice to go out and have some fun and relax with a large group of colleagues.
Especially since I've been busy with work in recent years, I haven't talked to Yao Wen and the others, so it would be nice to meet and say hello.
However, fantasy is beautiful and reality is cruel.
Su Tang originally thought that she could relax and relieve stress by going to the farm stay with the dean and others. However, she didn't expect that as soon as a large group of people walked into the farm stay, Yao Wen gave her a critical hit.
In December, the winter has already brought heavy snow to the north, but in Shenzhen, it is still the blooming season for bougainvillea.
Large patches of bougainvillea stretched out from the wall of the farmyard and drooped down. Red, orange and pink flowers covered the entire wall and bloomed enthusiastically.
Although bougainvillea has no fragrance, the large patches of bright red flowers without leaves are really eye-catching, especially when there are three chubby puppies and cats playing at the door.
Su Tang smiled and was about to take out her cell phone to take photos with other tourists.
But Yao Wen, who was standing next to her, sighed expressionlessly: "Bougainvillea...isn't this thing poisonous?"
Su Tang: “…”
Yao Wen sighed: "I remember that the roots of this thing are poisonous. If cats or dogs eat it, they will suffer from diarrhea and bloody stools. I didn't expect that this farm not only raises dogs and cats, but also grows bougainvillea."
Su Tang: “…”
Jiang Haichao, who had been listening for a while, said: “…”
Yes, you are right.
It's a bit weird that I just come out to have fun and say these things.
When a large group of people picked up their fishing rods, sat by the lake and started fishing, and rowed boats and barbecued with great enthusiasm.
The owner of the farmhouse brought a plate of side dishes, fried vegetables, and marinated skewers, ready for tourists to take for the barbecue. A nurse in the emergency department shouted happily and ran to her favorite zheergen. While crunching vigorously, she picked up the marinated chicken wings and chicken liver and put them on the grill, rolled up her sleeves and prepared to get started!
"Hey, hey, hey! Wait a minute, there seems to be something wrong with this chicken liver." A hepatobiliary surgeon pushed up his glasses and pointed at a darker chicken liver on the grill. "Look, the color of this liver is different from the color of the liver next to it. It looks like this chicken must have had liver cancer before it died."
The young nurse silently put down the chicken liver skewers in her hand: "…………"
The hepatobiliary surgeon sighed and looked at the chicken liver with reluctance: "What a pity! I have never seen a chicken with liver cancer before. If I had seen one in advance, I would be interested in dissecting it."
Thinking of the blood on the operating table and the dissected chicken breast with liver cancer, the young nurse found it difficult to eat the chicken liver.
He quietly put the bunch of chicken livers with liver cancer aside, and stuffed the other chicken livers in his hand back onto the plate...
The young nurse roasted the chicken wings with an expressionless face while chewing the water spinach vigorously.
Forget it, now only the Houttuynia cordata can bring her a good mood.
But after she had only chewed half a plate of Houttuynia cordata, Yao Wen frowned, patted the nurse on the shoulder and said, "You should eat chicken wings instead. You should eat less Houttuynia cordata. Eating too much Houttuynia cordata will reduce the activity of pepsin and cause damage to the digestive function..."
How come young people these days are so careless? Yao Wen looked at the young nurse with a look of disapproval.
Jiang Haichao: “…………”
Su Tang: “…………”
Help! It's fine if it's an occupational disease for a hepatobiliary surgeon! How come Yao Wen looks more like an old Chinese doctor with an occupational disease than she does?
Little nurse: “…”
With tears in her eyes, the young nurse silently put down the bowl and chopsticks in her hands and attacked the chicken wings.
However, I have no idea where this farm house bought the chicken wings from. The chicken wings were in good condition, but a piece of bone was broken and healed, but there was a bone deformity.
Looking at the chicken wing with a deformed bone inside, the hepatobiliary surgeon blinked and sighed: "No wonder it got liver cancer. No one reattached the chicken wing after it was broken. It must have gotten liver cancer because of anger, right?"
The little nurse suffocated: “…”
Su Tang was confused: “…………”
The other contestants and the dean were all stunned: "…………"
At the table next to me, someone quietly put down their chicken wings and chicken liver.
"Hey! I didn't expect you to feel the same way. I feel the same way!" Yao Wen seemed to have found a confidant. Her eyes lit up and she patted the hepatobiliary surgeon's shoulder. The two of them came together and chatted with each other.
Yao Wen pointed at the spinach on the plate and said, "Look at this bowl of spinach. I ate it just now and it tasted a bit bitter. It's probably because the spinach was not blanched before. Spinach contains oxalic acid. If it is not blanched, it is easy for the body to absorb calcium, which can easily cause osteoporosis when you get older."
At the next table, someone silently put down the chopsticks that were used to pick up spinach.
The hepatobiliary surgeon looked at Yao Wen as if she knew him well: "I also think that this kind of spinach should not be eaten too much. And you see, if it is grilled for too short a time, it is easy for viruses and parasites to not die and cause human infection. If it is grilled too much, it will produce benzopyrene and heterocyclic amines, which will cause cancer!"
At the table next to me, someone silently put down the golden roasted pork belly that he had just cooked.
The proprietress of the farmhouse who had just been called by the table next to her to take her order had a blank expression on her face. She rolled up her sleeves and stood behind the hepatobiliary surgeon and Yao Wen, looking gloomy.
Shit! Are these people here to eat? Or are they here to mess things up?
Su Tang carefully tugged at Yao Wen's sleeve, awkwardly signaling her to look back quickly and stop talking.
If she continued to talk like this, she suspected that there would be few foods in the entire farm that would be edible.
Not to mention anything else, the first three side dishes served by the other party were two plates of salted vegetables and one plate of fried peanuts.
There are also a lot of nitrites in salted vegetables, and peanuts fried at high temperatures definitely contain acrylamide, a carcinogen...
Su Tang's face was full of sighs. With all the barbecued items on the table in front of her, she felt that if Yao Wen and the other two continued talking, the thirty or forty of them might be asked to leave the farm stay by the proprietress and be beaten to a pulp!
However, just when Su Tang thought that the proprietress of the farmhouse was very likely to get angry, suddenly someone came running over from a distance carrying someone on his back.
The man had a serious expression and spoke in a hurry. It was December but he was sweating profusely. The figure behind him had a pale face and was breathing rapidly. He kept vomiting and looked limp and had no strength at all.
"Auntie Zhao, something bad has happened! Your Hu Zi has been poisoned!"
The middle-aged man shouted, "He went up the mountain with us to spray pesticides on the orchard today, and he didn't wear a mask. A gust of wind blew the sprayed pesticides back onto his face, causing him to get acute pesticide poisoning! Call 120 for emergency help and send him to the hospital!"
The proprietress of the farmhouse: “??!!!!”
Su Tang and others: “……?!!!”
Good guys! How can someone who runs his own farm stay still get poisoned by pesticides?!
What kind of second-generation farmer is this? ? !
Are all the second generation of farmers nowadays so weak?
Fortunately, the Sixth Hospital’s staff were highly professional and responded quickly, saying to the owner of the farmhouse, “Boss, we are doctors from the Sixth Hospital. Go get some clothes and we’ll call 120!”
Su Tang's face was serious, and he quickly gave orders to everyone around him.
As someone who has participated in three consecutive national practical competitions, Su Tang has long become the core of the team. Almost as soon as she gives an order, people around her will obey and respond immediately.
"Yao Wen, call 120 for emergency help! Zhou Wenrong, take off the patient's clothes. Organophosphorus pesticides can enter the human body through the skin and respiratory tract. You must quickly take off the clothes stained with organophosphorus pesticides. Xiao Chen and Xiao Han, go find some clean water to wash the residual pesticides on his skin!"
As Su Tang gave orders, everyone in the Sixth Hospital immediately took action. Others around them helped out, and some of them clapped their hands involuntarily. Of course, there were others who were not in a hurry and took out their phones to take a video and upload it first.
So, after the 120 ambulance arrived and took the patient away, the farm stay owner and his wife were extremely grateful to Su Tang and his group, and forgot what Yao Wen and the hepatobiliary surgeon had just said. They also invited Su Tang and the group to eat more today, and the other employees of the farm stay would help entertain them.
When it was dinner time in the afternoon, Wei Yan sat expressionlessly in front of the dining table filled with food, looking towards Su Tang with a dim gaze.
He specially prepared the meal, but this woman ate too much at noon and still hasn't digested it. Can Nongjiale BBQ be as delicious as his? The dishes he cooked were all cut and plated by the chef, and even the seasonings such as oil, salt, sauce and vinegar were prepared by the chef. How could it be worse than Nongjiale?
Su Tang: “…Ugh, burp!”
Woohoo! You don’t understand. I want to have some snacks even if I eat too much.
The author has something to say:
Orthopedic surgeon: Hey! What a loss! We had a barbecue today. I didn’t even have the chance to make a whole chicken out of chicken bones. That guy in the hepatobiliary surgery department got all the credit!