Chapter 28 This hospital actually cheated on you!



For lunch, we had the same height-increasing herbal food prepared by Su Tang herself.

The rich aroma, accompanied by the cool breeze from the central air conditioning, blew through the clinic corridor.

It was not Su Tang who poisoned the place on purpose, but Pan Yuhao and Xiong Wei would open the doors and windows every time they ate. Otherwise, the aroma of the medicinal food would linger throughout the entire office. Thinking of the aroma, they could hardly eat their own lunch.

Xiong Wei sighed: "If this continues, I think it won't be long before I gain at least 10 pounds."

Pan Yuhao's eyes widened in disbelief: "No way, Fatty Bear, you can smell such delicious medicinal food and still have an appetite for takeout? That's amazing!"

Every day when he had lunch with Doctor Su, it felt like going to the execution ground. After two or three days, Pan Yuhao touched his belly and found that it had become thinner.

"You don't understand."

Xiong Wei shook his head silently, with an unfathomable look on his face: "I don't have much appetite for takeout at noon, but won't I be hungry at night? Not only do I eat a lot at dinner, but I also have to eat a midnight snack to make up for the lunch."

Pan Yuhao: “……………………”

Su Tang: “…………”

Su Tang was chewing the pig's liver, and his expression became more and more uncomfortable. Even the delicious medicinal food seemed to have lost its soul at this moment and tasted like chewing wax.

Isn’t it just bringing your own boxed lunch and medicinal food?

Why did she feel like she was a new scumbag in the Sixth Hospital, who specifically targeted young colleagues and made them lose their appetite.

"Doctor Xiong, this, this can't be necessary... I think your takeout smells pretty good." Su Tang hesitated, trying to get everything back on track and clear herself of the label of scumbag.

Xiong Wei sighed, his eyes like a hungry wolf, and said quietly: "Doctor Su, how about we exchange one?"

"You are eating white rice, and I also have white rice in my bowl... It's so troublesome to switch back and forth." Su Tang smiled dryly, trying to get away with it.

Just kidding, although Dr. Xiong is fat, she is actually over 1.8 meters tall, but she is only 155cm tall now!

It will take at least three or four months to slowly increase your height.

Xiong Wei sighed and looked away with regret: "Ah, so Dr. Su, before I get so hungry that I lose my mind and snatch your lunch, you should eat well..."

Su Tang: “Uh…”

Originally she really didn't think there was anything wrong with bringing a lunch, but this was only the third time.

Seeing that it was about to turn into a workplace crisis, with colleagues fighting each other, Su Tang really couldn't eat this meal anymore...

"How about... I'll write a few medicinal recipes for you today, and you can stew them when you go back?" Su Tang was unhappy, and then she thought about it and took the initiative to propose a solution.

Isn’t this how the other uncles, aunts, aunts, and neighbors in the community solve their problems?

In fact, if she had not only studied medicinal food in her previous life, the ordinary meals she cooked would not be delicious enough to surpass others. In fact, she could have cooked a little more for each meal and distributed it out.

"Doctor Su...do you think we two single men can cook?"

Now even Pan Yuhao became resentful.

He slowly turned his head like a vengeful spirit and said quietly, "Instead of giving us the prescription, Dr. Su might as well give us some soup to go with our meals every day... At least I can finish two bowls of rice with that little bit of soup."

Su Tang: “………………”

Su Tang stared with dead fish eyes: "Doctor Pan, it's not that I'm stingy and don't want to share the medicated diet with you. This medicated diet is formulated according to my body, and is specifically for patients who are short and not satisfied with their height. Both of you are not short in height. What if you continue to grow taller after taking this medicine?"

"This person, it's not good to be too short, and it's not good to be too tall either..." Su Tang tried her best to persuade them, trying to stop the two from having such dangerous ideas.

"Oh! Doctor Su, I think you think too much."

Xiong Wei seemed to have a chance when he heard this, and he immediately perked up, scratching his head and grinning, "In terms of growing taller, in addition to the stimulation of external conditions, the most important thing is that the bone line is not completely closed. Lao Pan and I are already over 30 years old, and our bone lines must have been closed long ago, so it doesn't matter how much medicinal food we eat."

"Yes, yes, that's right. We both just care about the taste and don't care about these things. As long as this medicinal food is good for our health and tastes good, then it's a standard Michelin three-star restaurant!" Pan Yuhao was always observing Su Tang's expression and was equally smart.

Pan Yuhao: "We also know that it is not easy for Dr. Su to go to work every day. It must be troublesome for him to take the bus to the hospital from a long distance and bring a box lunch. If he makes other medicinal meals for us, it will take up more time. He may have to get up at four or five in the morning to prepare them... But it should be easier to cook and eat together. We don't want other meals... Just order a bowl of soup from Dr. Su every day, do you think it's okay?... We'll pay..."

After saying the last sentence, Pan Yuhao looked at Su Tang's face carefully, and Xiong Wei remained expressionless, looking at her eagerly.

Su Tang lowered her brows in thought. Before, she had not considered Pan Yuhao and Xiong Wei as her patients and had not thought about this matter carefully.

Now think about it...

It seems, as if, it is indeed possible...

There is nothing wrong with these medicinal foods in nature. Ordinary people can eat them. There are no side effects except for growing taller. This is also a point that many people like very much in traditional Chinese medicine.

"This method is not impossible..."

Su Tang thought about it and finally made up her mind: "Logically speaking, if the bone line is closed, you definitely can't grow any taller... But if something unexpected happens and you want to continue to grow, I can't guarantee it... If you agree, I will bring it to you every time you go to work starting tomorrow."

"But the clay pot we use to stew medicinal food at home is not big, and can only hold two portions of ingredients at a time."

Su Tang thought about it again and again, but still felt a little uneasy. She bit her lip and added, "One portion is only as much as the lunch box I usually have. You two can share it when the time comes..."

"Really? This is great!" Looking into the eyes of the two people, Xiong Wei almost cried with joy.

Wuwuwu, he had been thinking about the medicinal diet for several nights in a row, and he didn't expect that his dream would actually come true! He was so happy! This was completely different from the system's happy ding ding ding!

"Yes, that's great!" Pan Yuhao hugged Xiong Wei tightly, and the two were so happy that they seemed to be celebrating New Year.

Su Tang: “…………”

I don’t know why, but Su Tang always feels that I might, possibly, probably regret my decision today?

Forget it, don’t think too much about it.

Su Tang quickly stuffed the food into her mouth, trying to use lunch to distract herself from the uneasiness in her heart.

…………

Next door, gastroenterology.

Dr. Liu was sitting in the office with a few colleagues, eating takeout with an expressionless face.

On the desk, crispy grilled fish baked to a golden brown, iron plate squid with cumin and onion rings, cumin beef, grilled spare ribs, egg fried rice, etc. were placed in order.

The other attending physician took the grilled ribs and chewed them again and again with indifference.

The grilled spareribs that used to be salty and delicious, with the aroma of cumin and chili bursting in your mouth, now taste a bit dull...

The attending physician felt that eating roast pork chops was like chewing wax, and the more he ate, the hungrier he became.

The attending physician sighed: "Why am I still unhappy after eating this roasted cumin pork chop..."

He became even more unhappy when the aroma of food from next door blew into the office through the open door.

Doctor Liu looked stern and glanced at the attending physician: "Why? Can eating a roast pork chop make you feel helpless?"

The attending physician choked: "Not really..."

Dr. Liu continued to complain: "Oh, it seems that after eating the iron plate squid tentacles, you feel empty?"

The attending physician stared with dead fish eyes: “…………”

Hey, hey, hey, that's enough! Watch out, I'm on night shift or I'll put a blanket over your head!

Doctor Liu sneered and took a big bite of the grilled spareribs. "They didn't learn anything good from the general internal medicine department next door, but only learned some dirty tricks. Do they think that such a small trick can shake the morale of our gastroenterology department? When you see patients this afternoon, pay attention to me. Be careful and serious. Don't think about food all the time just because you smell the aroma. Do you understand?"

Everyone: “………………Got it.”

The group of people were talking in a weak voice. Originally, Dr. Liu hadn't said anything. They were just thinking about ordering takeout at noon, but being reminded by him...

People always think that when they are working in the afternoon, all they think about is food.

………………

Su Tang didn't know about the troubles of gastroenterology. She washed the lunch box after eating as usual.

During the visit, I met two patients who were also attracted by the aroma of the medicinal food. One had a bad cold and had no appetite recently, and the other had irregular menstruation. Both of them made new appointments after smelling the aroma.

This prompted Su Tang to buy a large casserole again, put it on the pedestrian street to stew the medicinal food, and turn on the fan to blow it vigorously.

Fortunately, a patient who came in the afternoon stopped her from having such dangerous thoughts in time.

There weren't many patients at Su Tang in the afternoon, but if you counted carefully there were still eight.

After seeing eight people, it was already past four in the afternoon.

"Hey, I'm going to the bathroom..."

There was no patient in the office. There were only three doctors in the general internal medicine department looking at each other in bewilderment. Pan Yuhao walked out of the clinic with his head held high and said, "If there is a patient who wants to see me, please let him wait a moment."

"Okay." Su Tang nodded in agreement.

"I drank too much water at noon, and I feel like going to the toilet now. Why don't we go together..." Xiong Wei touched his stomach, then stood up and said the same thing as Pan Yuhao: There is a patient coming, please let him wait for a while.

Xiong Wei followed Pan Yuhao out of the clinic.

Su Tang calmly withdrew her gaze and shook her head. The soft hair on both sides of her cheeks swayed with her movements: "Tsk, I didn't expect that Dr. Pan and Dr. Xiong, who are both so old and still men, would actually make an appointment to go to the bathroom together like girls?... They are quite girly."

“Boom boom boom…”

At this moment, there was a knock on the clinic door.

Su Tang looked up and saw a skinny old man, about sixty or seventy years old, with gray hair around his ears and a noticeable bald spot on his head, standing at the door. The old man was wearing a slightly yellowed shirt that had obviously been worn for a long time. The shirt was ironed without any wrinkles, but he was a little dark, as if he was a laborer who worked in the fields and often basked in the sun.

So the sum of the two looks very strange.

Su Tang blinked and subconsciously fixed her gaze on the top of the old man's head.

Su Tang blurted out: "Old man, are you here to treat your hair loss? Please come in and sit here."

Su Tang was a little proud that he had just treated a baldness patient in the morning and the other party introduced him to other patients in the afternoon.

She knew this person. Once he had real ability, he couldn't hide it.

Now it seems to be true.

Ke Zhang asked: “????”

Ke Zhangqiu was stunned and subconsciously looked up at the door number - Room 351. Yes, isn't this their general internal medicine clinic?

Ke Zhangqiu's face darkened.

Where did this newcomer come from? How come he doesn't even know the director of his own department?

Does he look like someone who needs treatment for his baldness?! Is this a sign that he is a professor?!

"Well……?"

Su Tang saw the dark, thin old man standing at the door of the clinic without moving, and he even seemed a little surprised.

Su Tang pondered for a moment, frowned in embarrassment, and said carefully: "Well... old man, you are so old, do you still have such strong physical needs? After the age of 40 or 50, the ability declines, and it is normal to be impotent..."

Alas, Su Tang sighed.

She just thought this person was here to see a doctor for hair loss, but she didn't expect that he was here for impotence, just like the patient in the morning...

"????"

Ke Zhangqiu was stunned and hadn't reacted at that moment.

At this moment, a familiar voice suddenly erupted from behind.

"Huh?! Director Ke, you're here to treat impotence as well?!"

Pan Yuhao was shocked, his eyes widened, then he reacted and immediately raised his hand to cover his mouth.

I didn't expect that Dr. Xiao Su is so good at treating impotence! Even the director heard of her reputation and came here for treatment.

Oops! Oops!

He yelled really loudly just now...

Will other people hear it? Will the director make things difficult for him in the future? ! !

Su Tang and Xiong Wei both widened their eyes, thinking that it was the end.

Pan Yuhao felt even colder in his heart at this moment.

Three general internal medicine doctors stood inside and outside the office, looking at each other in bewilderment.

Ke Zhangqiu: “………………”

Ke Zhangqiu also reacted at once. He covered his chest and leaned against the door of the clinic, his eyes wide open and his breathing rapid. It was obvious that he was very angry with the three men.

Ke Zhangqiu raised his right hand with trembling fingers and gritted his teeth: "You little bastards, is this how you treat other patients on weekdays? From today on, you will clean the toilet for me. This month, the public toilet in the department will be your responsibility. I will tell the sanitation staff to leave the toilet to you."

The customer service manager was so angry that he even asked someone to clean the toilet without thinking.

Su Tang and the other two looked at each other. Although Xiong Wei was innocent, he might have felt a little aggrieved.

but……

It would be nice if it was just cleaning the toilet.

Su Tang breathed a sigh of relief...

She almost thought that she would be assigned to work the night shift for a month, and then she would not be able to go back to cook medicinal food.

He carefully observed the guest director's expression.

Fortunately, no one was upset with her.

Alas, I never thought that the introduction sign hanging outside the clinic of a tertiary hospital would actually be a fraud.

Ever since the 'asking for the customer's seal' incident that night, she was very careful yesterday and took the time to look at the introduction board hanging on the wall of the General Internal Medicine Department.

From the customer service director to the last nurse in the department.

Su Tang's face is as pale as a vegetable.

Alas, she clearly remembered the photo on the hospital's introduction board. The customer service director had thick and lush white hair and his skin was the same normal yellow-white color as that of ordinary people. In particular, his mental state was very good, and he looked like an elite director.

But now...

The old man's clothes were ironed very carefully.

But the other person was thin, dark, and severely bald.

Su Tang was heartbroken: She had never expected that the photos hung on the wall of the hospital would have a beauty filter on them...

But Dr. Pan and his friends all like baldness...

Is the guest director different from others?

Su Tang pondered over it carefully.

Maybe this is true. Otherwise, how can we explain that the photo on the wall is so different from the real person?

As if he could see what Su Tang was thinking, Ke Zhangqiu took two deep breaths, his face darkened, and he slowly walked into the clinic and sat down, saying in a bad tone: "The photos in the hospital introduction column have been processed according to the hospital's requirements. That was a message from the Municipal Bureau, asking everyone to dress in a unified manner to look elegant."

So what this means is, you just need to look at the photos, they were edited at the request of the municipal bureau and the hospital!

But as a member of the department, you must always remember the appearance of your department director. If you can't recognize your department director, it's your fault.

Su Tang: “…………”

Su Tang's head drooped lower and lower, and she replied sadly, "Yes, I will be careful in the future, and this kind of thing will never happen again."

"Cough cough..." Pan Yuhao touched his nose and coughed twice.

Why does he feel that Dr. Xiao Su had also set up this flag the day before yesterday?

then……

Got slapped in the face at the speed of light today?

Ke Zhangqiu raised his eyelids and said, "Why? Xiao Pan has an opinion about what I just said?"

Pan Yuhao: "...??? Ahem, no no no no no no... Director, I just feel a little uncomfortable in my throat."

Pan Yuhao waved his hands wildly like a little schoolboy.

Director, please don't focus your attention on him. He can't bear that kind of suffering.


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