Liuda Affiliated Hospital, orthopedic outpatient clinic, waiting area.
Wei Zhou sat in the waiting area with his roommates with an expressionless face, the helplessness in his eyes almost becoming real.
The wronged roommate continued to hold his waist like a fool, saying "Ouch, ouch", which attracted sympathetic glances from other friends in the dormitory, who would occasionally comfort this big fool.
Only Wei Zhou took a look, sighed, and silently looked away.
Wei Hang glanced at his brother, reached out and patted Wei Zhou on the shoulder, then shook his head and sighed.
"Hey, hey, hey! What's with your expressions?! As my roommates, it's ok that you didn't rub my waist when you saw I sprained it, but how could you look at me with that kind of eyes? Don't think I don't know that you two brothers despise me in your hearts! I'm injured like this, and you still treat me like this. How can you be a human being?!" Liu Haoqi was immediately furious when he saw this, and raised his paw fiercely to slap him.
However, thinking of his sprained back, he just raised his claws high and then gently put them down.
Ahem, it’s not that Liu Haoqi is scared of these two people, it’s just that the backlash is too great and he’s afraid of hurting his waist.
Wei Zhou raised his eyelids and said expressionlessly, "Shouldn't you be despised? You started preparing for the dance confession a month ago, bought a lot of candles and fireworks a week ago, and yesterday you asked five people from the dormitory to blow up balloons with you. But today, when you confessed your love, you sneezed in the middle of the dance and twisted your waist."
The others who were listening in with their ears perked up were: “…………”
Good job!
How could someone so young sprain his back by sneezing?!
This is too empty!
A group of people had gossip flames burning in their eyes, and they looked at Liu Haoqi with a strange, yet sympathetic look as if they had suddenly realized something.
Liu Haoqi: “…”
Liu Haoqi's face flushed red with blood, and he became angry and said, "Wei, you are talking nonsense! Did I sprain my waist because I sneezed? I sprained my waist because I was dancing!"
He's not that weak, okay?
Wei Hang leaned over with an expressionless face, looked at Liu Haoqi, and said sarcastically: "Is twisting your waist while dancing more noble than twisting your waist while sneezing? Isn't it the legend of the strange man twisting his waist that is circulated in medical schools before graduation?"
"Uh... Do you think that twisting your waist while dancing will make your posture more handsome? And attract more girls?" Wei Zhou had a blank expression on his face, and he complained along with his brothers: "I remember that when you just confessed to that girl, she didn't even look at you and just walked away."
Legend, legend...
Let’s go, let’s go…
Swish, swish, swish! ——!
The words of the two brothers seemed like thousands of arrows piercing Liu Haoqi's heart!
Fuck!
How could there be such a bad roommate! If he hadn't twisted his waist and had to lie down here, he would have jumped up and hit them on the knees!
Liu Haoqi trembled and pointed at the brothers Wei Zhou and Wei Hang. He suspected that he would be pissed off to death by these two brothers without having to graduate from his undergraduate, master's and doctoral studies for eight years!
"Ding Dong! Patient No. 067, Liu Haoqi! Please go to Clinic No. 3!"
Before Liu Haoqi forced himself to sit up, the broadcast above the clinic sounded, and a group of people hurriedly carried Liu Haoqi to the orthopedic clinic.
Sitting in the outpatient clinic was an associate chief physician who was about 40 years old and wore a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. He looked gentle but had strong muscles. There were two residents next to him.
"Liu Haoqi, right? Did you twist your waist playing basketball?"
The deputy chief physician saw a group of young men carrying a man lying on a stretcher into the consulting room. He immediately raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile, "Look at the pattern printed on your stretcher. Is it from the medical school next door? Then why did you come to the hospital after twisting your back playing basketball? Seize the opportunity and go straight to the hospital. What a great material."
Liu Haoqi was shocked: “???”
Liu Haoqi was speechless: "..."
No, teacher, is this appropriate?
My pain, your material?
Although I am studying medicine, I just sprained my waist, not having a cold or fever. What should I do if my roommate makes me disabled?
So, Liu Haoqi rolled his eyes, cleared his throat and said, "Teacher, we are not studying clinical medicine, we are majoring in veterinary medicine."
Now you can't let me treat myself, can you?
The deputy chief physician narrowed his eyes, looked up and asked the others: "Are you studying veterinary medicine?"
Being stared at by the deputy chief physician's hawk-like gaze, the group of people seemed like quails with their necks shrunk, and several of them nodded immediately.
He said that he was indeed studying veterinary medicine.
However, the brothers Wei Zhou and Wei Hang are obviously not the kind of people who would be timid when seeing the teacher asking questions.
Having been with my parents for many years, I have seen countless colleagues who are more knowledgeable than the deputy chief physician in front of me, and presidents and deans who are more majestic than me.
The two brothers were not afraid at all.
Wei Zhou had a blank expression on his face: "Teacher, no, I am a fourth-year student majoring in the integration of Chinese and Western medicine in clinical practice."
Wei Hang also smiled and said, "Teacher, my brother and I are in the same class."
The deputy chief physician looked at Liu Haoqi and the others and said jokingly, "I didn't expect that you veterinary students would play basketball with students majoring in integrated Chinese and Western medicine?"
As a person who has been through this, the deputy chief physician has also experienced this embarrassing moment.
When I was a student and even when I just graduated from college and entered the department, what I feared most was the teacher asking questions suddenly.
However, how can one escape this in this line of work?
However, seeing the pale faces of Liu Haoqi and others beside him, the deputy chief physician turned to look at Wei Zhou and Wei Hang and said with a smile: "Since you are both seniors, why not give it a try?"
Liu Haoqi's face turned pale and he trembled slightly. He looked at the two brothers Wei Zhou and Wei Hang pitifully: "Brother, be gentle when you examine me, be gentle!"
Usually, for sprains, a physical examination is required first, followed by an imaging examination to confirm whether the condition is serious and whether there are any problems such as fractures or dislocations.
But although Liu Haoqi was sweating profusely from the pain, he was still able to talk and joke with others fluently and move his body by himself. It was obviously just a soft tissue sprain.
The deputy chief physician has seen countless patients with sprains like Liu Haoqi in the hospital over the years and is very experienced.
Therefore, there is no need to worry about the two students making any mistakes. At most, Liu Haoqi will have to suffer for two more days in pain because he has dedicated himself to the medical profession.
Besides, how can a medical student be afraid of pain?
However, the deputy chief physician never expected it!
He thought Wei Zhou and Wei Hang would first examine Liu Haoqi, then make a diagnosis and develop a plan.
Unexpectedly, these two people pressed directly on the acupoints and muscles on Liu Haoqi's waist and back and started massaging him!
Deputy Chief Physician: “……???”
Two trainees: “???”
The other three people in the dormitory: “????”
“Ah, ahhhhhhhhh~Ahhhhh~Ah~”
Liu Haoqi was attacked by the two brothers with four hands at the same time. A sour feeling from the inside out rushed from the waist to the top of his head!
It was as if there was an electric current, making Liu Haoqi feel tingling and numb, and his pupils dilated, and he almost fainted with pleasure!
then--
Ten minutes later.
Liu Haoqi, who had been lying on a stretcher, not only sat up, but also twisted his body left and right, and was surprised to find that he didn't feel any pain at all.
The deputy chief physician who was originally smiling and wanted to laugh at the two novice doctors Wei Zhou and Wei Hang, could no longer laugh...
The deputy chief physician had a blank expression on his face: "Since you two brothers can cure it, why did you carry the patient all the way to the hospital?"
Isn't this just like taking off your pants to fart, a waste of time?
Wei Zhou sighed: "Teacher, I don't have a license."
Wei Hang also sighed: "Teacher, I don't have a license either."
Wei Zhou, Wei Hang: "Without a license and without a teacher to guide you, this should be considered illegal medical practice, right?"
Deputy Chief Physician: “…”
He always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't put his finger on it for a while.
He could only wave his hand and quickly let the group of people leave with their stretchers. He still had to see the next patient!
The deputy chief physician sighed and said that young people nowadays are so amazing that even he didn't have such a good massage skill.
Meet the deputy chief physician who was so enthusiastic towards them just a second ago.
The next second, treat them like flies.
The two brothers Wei Zhou and Wei Hang looked at each other, feeling quite helpless.
Well, normally they don't issue a medical prescription and just do a massage, so no one would go and report them for practicing medicine illegally for no reason.
However, Liu Haoqi's posture when he sneezed and sprained his leg was too charming.
Many students watching at the time even took out their mobile phones to take pictures.
The scene was so embarrassing, it made my scalp tingle and a little suffocating.
So the two brothers pretended to be stupid and followed the other roommates to quickly carry Liu Haoqi away from the scene.
………
Fortunately, this embarrassing incident of sneezing and spraining an injury while dancing only happened once until the group graduated.
This made the two brothers feel relieved, but they also couldn't help but sigh that time flies.
On the eve of graduation, a large group of classmates attended the party and made their wishes one after another. Wei Zhou and Wei Hang also expressed their wishes according to the class procedure.
Wei Zhou said seriously: "After graduation, I want to be a reliable adult who doesn't have to work overtime."
Having seen his mother working overtime every day, Wei Zhou doesn't want to become a worker who works overtime every day.
Wei Hang thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I want to become a doctor without borders so that more patients can receive treatment."
Having seen many patients in the hospital over the years, Wei Hang also had his own ideas.
Liu Haoqi was surprised. He patted Wei Zhou's shoulder and laughed, "I think your brother's dream is possible, but isn't your dream too much? Are there any clinical doctors who don't need to work overtime these days? Even doctors in small clinics have to work overtime from time to time. A top student like you who has published many SCI papers, shouldn't you go to work in a tertiary hospital?"
Pushing aside his roommate, Wei Zhou smiled and looked at Liu Haoqi and said, "Why do you think I have been working so hard on research for so many years? It's just so that I can be qualified to negotiate with the hospital when applying for a job after graduation."
Liu Haoqi: “……???”
Wei Zhou: "From high school to college and then to graduation, in these ten years, I have developed a total of 16 kinds of medicinal liquors, 9 of which are improved ancient recipes, and 7 of which are developed by myself. I have applied for personal patents for these 16 medicinal liquors and have cooperated with Su's Pharmaceutical Factory. I also have 27 SCI papers, 18 of which have been published in top journals with high impact factors."
Wei Zhou: "I think I should be eligible for an offer that doesn't require overtime."
Liu Haoqi widened his eyes and stammered, "Ru, what if I can't find it?"
Wei Zhou was surprised: "Won't I change to another one?"
An ordinary doctoral degree usually only requires 3 to 5 SCI papers, and some schools do not even consider the impact of the journal.
Even though the profession of clinical doctor is quite competitive, with his current ability, it should be relatively easy for him to find a hospital that will open a back door for him.
Just like his mother, he passed the examination and became a chief physician at the young age of 24.
Wei Zhou had already planned that as soon as he joined a tertiary hospital, he would immediately apply for the special talent promotion channel and take the chief physician assessment.
As long as he becomes the chief physician, even if the hospital goes back on its word, no one will ask him to work the night shift.
So, that day, in the graduating class of integrated Chinese and Western medicine, a group of people were dumbfounded.
What the hell??!
Don’t you only have the three graduation papers? Where did the 27 come from?
Wei Zhou glanced around as if he could see through everyone's thoughts, and said calmly with a smile: "I published the remaining papers in the name of the pharmaceutical company."
So even if someone in school sees a name similar to his, the world is so big, who can be sure that 'ZOUWEI' is him?
Unlike Su Tang, although Wei Zhou has countless medicinal diet treatment plans passed down to him by his mother in his mind, perhaps that is just his nature as a man.
Wei Zhou prefers medicinal wine to medicinal food.
Red wine, yellow wine, rice wine, white wine, fruit wine, all kinds of different wines, even if they are made with the same medicinal materials, the brewing effects will be different as long as the wine is different.
Hawthorn and longan wine for treating indigestion, ginger wine for treating hiccups, Panax notoginseng wine for treating injuries from falls...
Wei Zhou could easily count hundreds or even thousands of different kinds of medicinal liquors.
It’s just that some of these medicinal liquors have good effects, some are average, some taste bitter and make your tongue numb after drinking them, and some are sweet and slightly sour, leaving a fragrant taste in your mouth.
What he has been doing over the years is to improve the effect of medicinal wine and enhance its taste, so that patients can enjoy drinking medicinal wine as if they were eating delicious food.
Wei Hang was sitting nearby and saw everyone stunned. He ate his food with a smile on his face, not caring at all.
Like his brother, although he did not choose to skip grades during his eight years of study, he also had a lot of papers on hand. Every winter and summer vacation, he would follow Ms. Su to intern and observe in the Department of Integrated Traditional Chinese and Western Medicine of the Sixth Hospital.
So many winter and summer vacations, so many days and nights, plus the internship period, we both applied to Shenzhen Sixth Hospital, and studied behind my mother for another year.
If they were not talented, they would be fools.
So, at this graduation party, some people were shocked, some sighed, and some people ignored it and quickly forgot about the matter of Wei Zhou and Wei Hang.
At the end of the drinking, Liu Haoqi burst into tears: "Wei, what's wrong with you two brothers? I thought we were all the same, but you secretly made it behind my back!"
"Woo woo~ I was wondering why the two kinds of medicinal liquor that Su's Pharmaceutical Factory sold so well a while ago smelled similar to the bottles and jars you put in your dormitory. It turns out that stuff was invented by you! I thought you had a dog's nose and wanted to imitate the medicinal liquor from the Su's Pharmaceutical Factory next door!"
Liu Haoqi cried, "In the past, my biggest rival in life was Professor Su Tangsu! The drugs she invented are simply the biggest enemies of us medical students in our lifetime! But now I think you two, Wei, are also my rivals!"
Wei Hang leaned over and looked at his drunken roommate in confusion, "Don't you admire Professor Su? I remember you put her photo on the headboard of your bed every time you took an exam in the past few years."
From the first semester of college, Wei Zhou and Wei Hang discovered that, except for them, everyone else in their dormitory had treated Ms. Su as a lucky koi for the exams.
Especially after Ms. Su won the Nobel Prize two years ago.
It has become a basic practice to post photos on the wall and to pay respects before every exam. Some people even put apple cakes and incense burners under Ms. Su's photo in the dormitory.
Pray to the God of Medicine to possess you, so that you will pass all the exams with green lights.
Wei Zhou and Wei Hang: "..."
If they didn't know that Ms. Su was still alive and well and in good health every day.
They all suspected that this was a conspiracy to send Ms. Su away.
After all, it was Ms. Su who had so many research projects every year, which resulted in many people's textbooks becoming thicker and thicker. Even the two brothers felt a little helpless every time they went to class.
"Woo woo! I admire him, but the hair growth cream that Professor Su invented a few years ago is too uncomfortable!"
Liu Haoqi pointed to the top of his head which had become slightly thinner in recent years and cried, "I was interning at an outpatient clinic with my teacher. I didn't use hair growth cream, so patients thought I was uneducated and didn't even know about hair growth cream! I used hair growth cream, but people thought I was too young and it wouldn't work, so they didn't want me to see them. Woo woo woo! It's too hard! Being a doctor is really too hard!"
Liu Haoqi was sad: "If I had known earlier, I should have studied imaging. Wouldn't it be nice to see beautiful bones every day? Woohoo! Last time I watched a movie, there was a boy whose bones were so damn beautiful! Especially the skull, I could even take it off and use it as a template, woohoo!"
The taxi driver silently parked the car in front of the Medical University gate, touched his head with a chill on his back, and looked terrified.
Oh my god!
Are all the young people studying medicine nowadays so perverted?
Fortunately, he is a big and strong man, so his skull should not be very delicate.
Boom!
The taxi driver flew away like a cannonball.
Wei Zhou and Wei Hang looked helpless. They supported two drunk roommates and staggered back to the dormitory.
They also didn't expect that the skin care products used by Ms. Su over the years could leave such a huge psychological shadow on people.
But from now on, all the classmates will go their separate ways, and the two brothers will become what they want to be.
then.
Three months later.
The Department of Integrated Traditional Chinese and Western Medicine of Shenzhen Central Hospital has a reliable worker who does not work late night shifts and leaves on time when the get off work is over.
There is one more motivated Doctor Without Borders on the battlefield abroad, following other colleagues to realize the dream of curing diseases and saving lives.
There are other hospitals that have also welcomed this year's graduates from major universities.
They are all future successors of the medical field, accompanying time and writing a new chapter for the future together.
The author has something to say: ps: A short drama between two brothers.
1,
Wei Zhou punches in and out on time every day. Although he is just a junior doctor, he enjoys the treatment that only department heads can enjoy, which makes others envious.
On this day, Lily, who was ranked the world's number one most beautiful star by the media, came to Shenzhen to hold a concert. Many hungry wolves in the department cried out that the world was unfair. They also wanted to go to the concert. Some people were unwilling to give in and wanted to switch shifts with Wei Zhou.
Wei Zhou: No, my girlfriend is flying back from abroad in the next two days and I have to accompany her.
Colleagues were surprised: ??? A cross-border love!
Wei Zhou: I guess so. But she should be able to get a green card this year and live in the country permanently.
Colleagues were shocked: "Oh, I didn't expect he was a foreigner!"
Wei Zhou smiled and said: Yes, my girlfriend is very beautiful.
Colleagues don’t believe it: Can anyone be prettier than Lily?
Wei Zhou touched his chin: I think they look similar.
My colleague rolled his eyes: Tsk! You are just bragging about yourself.
Wei Zhou said happily: When I get married next year and treat my colleagues to a meal, you will believe it.
Colleague: I believed your lies!
However, in August of the following year, all the wolves in the department received a wedding card with Wei Zhou and Lily holding hands, and attended the wedding banquet.
The colleague cried: "You beast! You beast! If you have the guts, let Lily go and let me take over!"
Although Wei Zhou and Lily are in a relationship between an older woman and a younger man, they are a very happy couple.
Yes, Lily is four years and eight months older than Wei Zhou.
2,
As a doctor without borders, Wei Hang followed other doctors without borders to treat countless patients in a small country ravaged by war and conflict.
Artillery fire, broken limbs, ruins and dust.
Here Wei Hang learned how to listen to bullets and identify the distance between the two sides' fighting points.
Sometimes when there are no medicines, Wei Hang can only use acupuncture to treat patients. Through Ms. Su's notes and acupuncture videos, he consolidated the basics of what he had learned. He learned to use acupuncture for pain relief and anesthesia when there are no anesthetics, and learned to use acupuncture to stop bleeding when the patient is bleeding heavily.
I also learned the word "calm".
As soon as he picks up the scalpel and stands in the operating room to perform surgery on the patient, even if a bomb explodes within a hundred meters of the hospital, deafening the ear and shaking the earth, he will hold the scalpel steadily and insist on completing the operation on the patient.
Just like a piece of history that his school teacher once told him.
One year an earthquake suddenly occurred during the day, when the hospital operating room was the busiest time.
There was clearly an earthquake, the floors were shaking and were about to collapse.
But as long as they have the scalpel in their hands and are still alive, these doctors must complete the operation and cannot leave the patient alone on the operating table!
During these days, Wei Hang learned what his teacher meant by having a clear conscience.
I also learned to deal with various emergencies calmly.
But this year, Wei Hang wore a small iron plate around his neck that he couldn't even take off to take a shower. The plate had his name, identity information, and family phone numbers engraved on it.
Wei Hang didn't tell anyone until he left here three years later.
But he thought that he was already a qualified new-age doctor.
3.
Speaking of the two brothers Wei Zhou and Wei Hang, the author instinctively thinks of the story of the three brothers Bian Que.
(Friends who are interested in this story can look it up on Baidu. The story comes from "Heguanzi·Volume 2·Shixian Chapter 16")
So the author picked up the microphone and asked the two brothers Wei Zhou and Wei Hang.
Author: Wei Zhou, who do you think is a better doctor between the two of you?
Wei Zhou: Of course my medical skills are the best.
Wei Hang: ? ? Do you have any shame? It must be me!
Author: ??? What's wrong with you two? You don't play by the rules!
Liu Haoqi was excited: Fight! Fight!
Then, Liu Haoqi, who was just watching the show, was punched by Wei Zhou and Wei Hang, each of them, until he had two panda eyes.
Liu Haoqi: QAQ!
Liu Haoqi = Liu Haoqi, so curiosity killed the cat and he failed.
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It ends here, but I feel like it would be better if it ended with the previous chapter instead of this one.
But since I said it, I still wrote it out. Damn! In fact, I rewrote both sides, but the ability is just like this, embarrassing.
But I'm particularly shameless and still want a five-star review, hahahaha. Will you give it to me?
I will probably start with the criminal investigation book next time. See you later if you are interested.
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In fact, it is a talented entertainment industry article, but the writing is bad... QAQ! But I can't give up.
The Dragon Blasts into the Entertainment Circle
Long Ling is a black dragon in the world of cultivation. Her greatest wish is to cultivate and become an immortal. She likes shiny gold coins and gems that are as pure black as her body the most.
However, when she woke up, she found that the world had changed!
The cultivation world, which was originally full of spiritual energy, has become a villain control group of the movie queen and the heroine in a modern entertainment novel.
The heroine holds the script of Little White Flower in her hand, and has a strong and unyielding character, and finally becomes a billionaire movie queen.
But she was sweet on the outside but bitter on the inside, a black heart. After being exposed, she fell into prostitution and finally died miserably.
Long Ling: ????
Long Ling was furious. She would destroy anyone who dared to let her, the great Black Dragon King, be a control group!
The more she thought about it, the angrier she got. Long Ling turned over and transformed into her original form. She wanted to use her true form to scare these novel protagonists to death!
However--
“Pah—”
A black chopstick fell from mid-air, and Long Ling turned into a small dragon as thick as a little finger.
Long Ling: Where is my strong body that is as big as a small mountain? Damn it! Why did my body return to the state of the hatching period? !
Long Ling gritted his teeth and had no choice but to choose to practice again.
However, the power of faith given by humans is the best resource for cultivation besides spiritual energy. Long Ling was speechless and could only step into the entertainment industry.
However, she never expected that in this entertainment industry, besides her, there was another white dragon, and the other party, like her, wanted to collect faith points for cultivation.
Long Ling: White is indeed the ugliest color in the world. How can there be such an ugly dragon? It's an eyesore!
Bai Jin: ...? Interesting, Black Dragon, he's pretty.
…………
Su Rouning is a person who traveled through a book, and she knew long ago that she was the heroine of the novel.
She has beauty, money, status, and all kinds of top men that other women can't even reach.
But besides these, she also wanted...
The cultivation method that can maintain youthful beauty, and the power to make clouds and rain with a flip of the hand.
Because she knew that the extra chapter of the novel said that the world's top actor Bai Jin was actually a dragon! After successfully cultivating, he could ascend to the immortal world!
And she... also wants to become an immortal!
But no matter how she tried to please him and act coquettishly, Bai Jin remained completely unmoved, acting like a completely straight man!
Su Rouning: ? ? Is it because of the wrong species or the wrong aesthetic?
It was not until Su Runing saw Bai Jin holding a handful of gold bars and giving them affectionately to Long Ling, a cannon fodder classmate who she did not take seriously at all, that Su Runing could no longer hold back her expression!
…………
Small theater:
The fairyland decades later.
Looking at the dragon egg that was half white and half black, Long Ling also collapsed.
Long Ling:!!! I have never seen such an ugly dragon egg!
Bai Jin: …………
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