Chapter 8
"No, brother, I really can't."
"You'll die. I'm not lying."
"I suddenly feel uncomfortable with the corpse. I think the corpse spots have become heavier. I'm going to leave first..."
"Host!" The system's excited voice sounded like a loud speaker in Chu Yu's brain, flashing from the left ear to the right ear, forming a 360-degree surround sound, which formed a sharp contrast with the strong sense of death on Chu Yu's face.
"Do you know what being eighth in popularity means? I'm telling you, it's that! In just two days since opening, we're already invincible! You're the most promising host class I've ever coached! A dark horse among dark horses! Keep going! Your future is limitless!"
"..." Chu Yu maintained a deathly look on his face, slowly raised his hand, and picked up a pen and a piece of paper on the desk. His faint voice revealed his dying fatigue and the open-mindedness to live in the face of death.
"Okay, Mr. Tong, wait for me to write a suicide note."
The current state of the system is very much like a college entrance examination teacher who hopes that his beloved student will work hard for a hundred days and get into the top two, and who will do anything to motivate the student 24 hours a day.
The system seemed to have been too severely infected by the previous host virus of the Hot-Blooded Exam King. Now, it was overjoyed by the students' excellent results in the first mock exam. On average, every sentence it said would include three exclamation marks. The level of excitement was comparable to Chu Yu who was screaming madly in his heart when facing a group of people.
...But maybe it's still a little worse than Chu Yu who went crazy.
Ten minutes ago, an announcement was made in the dormitory, notifying all trainees to gather in Practice Room No. 1 in the studio building within half an hour to discuss song selection for their debut stage performance and to record the first meeting and interaction session of the one hundred contestants.
——In short, this is a catastrophic large-scale group social event that can drain the souls of extremists.
For someone like Chu Yu who is allergic to humans and has social anxiety, it will take about a year to recover after participating in this type of social event before he or she musters the courage to live again in this world full of allergens.
"Ayu Ayu, are you okay? It's time for us to go." Jing Yan poked her head down from the bed, looked at him with bright eyes and asked.
Chu Yu subconsciously pressed the A4 paper he had just written a line of words on under the desk lamp. His pen marks were still on the paper:
The late emperor passed away before he could finish his journey. Today, the world is filled with evil people, and society is in danger of exhaustion. This is truly a critical moment for survival...
"Host, your handwriting is quite beautiful. Have you practiced it?"
Chu Yu twitched the corners of his mouth and nodded, responding to both Jing Yan and the system, but his movements were as stiff as a tin man that had just been lubricated.
I'm still very socially anxious... Jing Yan said this in his heart, sighed, and then clenched his fists with hope.
It’s okay, good relationships between brothers are built step by step!
Chu Yu didn't know why. He had said no more than five sentences in the dormitory in the past two days, but all his roommates seemed to be familiar with him as if they had known him for twenty years. Sometimes they would even naturally continue the next sentence after he finished muttering the previous one in his mind, just like the worms in his stomach.
Could it be that the miasma that was unique to vicious and scheming men suddenly dissipated overnight?
"Ayu, I just bought a few bottles of drinks from the convenience store. Which one do you want?"
Xie Man walked into the dormitory carrying a white plastic eco-friendly bag. As soon as he closed the door, he greeted me and asked me a question. There was no trace of the wary expression on his face that looked like a pufferfish when they first met.
The air broadcast immediately broadcasted the news:
[Masculine men should drink strawberry flavor! ]
"I……"
"Here you go." Xie Man directly threw a bottle of strawberry sparkling water in pink packaging. Chu Yu swallowed the "anything is fine" on the corner of his mouth, and everyone was stunned after taking it.
ah?
He looked down at the drink bottle in his hand, then looked up at Xie Man, who looked nonchalant and had a graceful movement, and was shocked.
What a male lecturer who is well versed in human nature.
So awesome.
He now suspected that all his roommates were hidden psychological masters who could reveal his underwear with just a micro-expression.
Two minutes later, Chu Yu was sandwiched between several people like jam in bread, and was dragged out of the dormitory by a group of roommates and rushed to the studio building.
To others, it looked like a group of big boys playing and fighting with a conspicuous guy with expressionless face. The guy with expressionless face was in automatic power saving mode and didn't even move his eyeballs, making him look like a moving human stone pillar.
However, several roommates pricked up their ears at the same time and leaned towards the "stone pillar" in the middle, forming a strange four-corner standing position around Chu Yu in the center.
The system was still struggling with the contents of the paper. He asked Chu Yu:
"Are you the late emperor mentioned in that suicide note?"
Chu Yu used the same expression as the Ice Mushroom in Plants vs. Zombies and walked with a serious look on his face.
I am a Bodhisattva.
The system was silent for two seconds, and he had a premonition that his student would be unable to spit out ivory again.
"for example?"
Every day, I strike the electronic wooden fish 100 times on time. The first 10 are dedicated to myself, and the remaining 90 are for the benefit of all sentient beings.
[Unfortunately, my phone was confiscated yesterday, and my Bodhisattva experience card has expired.]
"puff."
Tang Yanning, who was standing on his right, was the first to lose his composure, and then the chain reaction caused the three people around him to lower their heads and shake their shoulders.
After Chu Yu finished speaking his compassionate voice, he sighed with a sense of vicissitudes.
【All living things are equal, and everyone will die sooner or later. 】
He was so calm, yet so crazy.
As the distance to the studio building got closer, Chu Yu could clearly feel that his mental state was getting worse and worse. The healthy, sunny and cheerful little boy Chu Yu was about to collapse, and the screaming and crazy activities in his brain were ready to go off.
Sweat it, world, he's about to start crawling darkly and viciously!
Three hundred meters, two hundred meters, fifty meters, thirty meters... one meter, here we are.
When Chu Yu and the others entered the building, about half of the people had already gathered in the practice room, and the noise inside could be heard through the door.
Chu Yu felt his eyelids begin to droop automatically.
After he actually entered the door, he saw that all kinds of cameras filled almost every open corner. The grand scene reminded him of the freshman dance held by the school when he first entered college, when hundreds of his peers gathered together to chat with each other. He huddled in a corner with a decent smile on his face, and ate eight small cream cakes in one breath to prevent others from finding topics to chat with him.
You know what, these little cream cakes are so delicious.
"Welcome, welcome! Wow, here come some more handsome guys!"
Unexpectedly, there were three trainees standing by the door. Their triangular formation just happened to cover all the best camera positions near the door. They greeted them warmly with smiles, shaking hands with each person who came in several times: "Hello, hello."
Soon it was Chu Yu's turn, who was huddled at the end. His eyes were now as closed as a giant Buddha's, and the corners of his mouth were raised calmly, giving off a sense of compassion for all living beings.
He maintained this strange expression as he faced the three enthusiastic doormen. Each of them grabbed one of his hands and began shaking them: "Hello, hello! Wow, you're such a handsome guy! I've heard your name before!"
There is also internal competition among the three doorman brothers. After one of them said this, he glanced at his colleagues next to him - the cheerful and sweet-talking personality is already mine, don't try to compete with me.
The trainee he was glancing at was named Bai Yu. She had a pure and lovely appearance and dress style. A closer look revealed that she was still imitating Jiang Chenglu - she still had a smile on her face and looked as calm as a mountain.
At this moment, the innocent younger brother spoke up: "I've heard about it too. It seems like there are some rumors in the company. After all, it's a big company~"
His words were all hinting at Chu Yu's past scandals in the company, and one could tell from the moment he heard it that he was not an easy person to deal with.
Bai Yu also glanced at his colleagues around him with a smug look.
——You wouldn’t have thought that I would take the vicious white lotus route and not compete with you for the same track.
The system in the brain said seriously: "Host, he is playing tricks on you."
Chu Yu tried to raise his eyelids, but found that he couldn't, so he continued to let them droop half-dead.
hold head high?
"He's using all that dirty laundry on you! He's implying to the camera that you're a scheming man! He's using such filthy language!" The system grew increasingly agitated. "He! That's too much!"
Chu Yu rolled his eyes.
[Forget it, I'm in a bad mood today. When he kicks the cotton, it won't warm him to death.]
Bai Yu was stunned, and glanced at Chu Yu with a suspicious look, and then he was swept by the holy light that came towards him.
Because there were too many people in the practice room, all kinds of noisy sounds mixed together, and the tone of the inner voice broadcast just now was relatively stable, so it did not stand out among the noise. Bai Yu just thought he had heard it wrong.
After all, the big Buddha in front of him didn't even open his mouth.
Chu Yu followed his roommates to find a relatively empty place and sat down cross-legged. However, it was impossible not to socialize in a group, and it would never be possible in this life. Chu Yu was about to close his eyes, but he could still see three pairs of hands and five greetings reaching out to him from all directions. The expression on his face was indifferent, and he had a strong desire to die.
After nodding to this person and high-fiving that person, he smiled and said slowly:
"Okay, okay, everything is fine."
System Sharp Comment: "You look like an 80-year-old man in a nursing home who is at a loss when a group of young volunteers visit him."
Chu Yu finally dealt with all the guests, still maintaining a decent smile.
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The setting of "The Shining C Position in Counterattack - The Domineering Prince Falls in Love with Me" is a youth-plus version of the typical old-fashioned crematorium novel about a domineering CEO and a pretty girl, which is simply old wine in a new bottle. Therefore, the novel inevitably has a large group of vicious male supporting characters who target the protagonist, who needs to be dealt with one by one by the protagonist. This is reflected in the current reality where before they even start chatting for a few words, the first pair of trainees around them soon have an argument.
Once there is one, there will be two. Soon, the harmonious atmosphere on the surface was shattered by all kinds of verbal battles, both overt and covert. It didn't take long before they all pointed their guns at Jiang Chenglu, who was forced to sit alone in the corner in a lonely and daze - the protagonist halo unique to the little white flower.
"I think every contestant should get in based on their ability, but I really can't say I can say anything good about some people. It's obvious they just rely on their looks, right?"
"Hehe, who knows if it was through backdoor connections."
"I remember a certain company's main promoter only trained for less than two months from signing to appearing on the show?"
"It's true that they're both useless at singing and dancing."
Wei Ziyu, who was sitting in the center, listened with his brows furrowed so tightly that he could pinch a fly to death. He maintained the restrained fist-clenching posture typical of a domineering CEO for three to five minutes before he finally decided to speak.
At this moment, a certain big Buddha finally couldn't stand this noisy space with an average area of no more than half a square meter per person. Every hour and every minute, there was a constant stream of conversations and discussions entering his ears. The noisy collective social environment almost sucked all his yang energy.
I can't bear it anymore, the seal is lifted.
He slowly opened his eyes.
[Ugh, I can’t take it anymore, I’m going to blow the earth up with one punch!!!]
A sharp explosion pierced through the ceiling, and immediately, all the gossip stopped at the same time.
The broadcast was still being broadcast, and the volume was so loud that it almost blew everyone's head off.
Who wouldn't go crazy while working? I'm just trying to hold on! Who wouldn't go crazy while working? I'm just trying to hold on! It doesn't matter, even if I can maintain my composure for just one minute, it's still amazing! Even if I can't maintain my composure for just one minute, it's still amazing! Even if I can't maintain my composure for just one minute, it's still amazing... Damn it, I can't stand it anymore, I'm completely crazy! Completely crazy!! Completely crazy!!! ! ! !
Now everyone was completely silent, and no one dared to open their mouths to speak.
After ten seconds of silence, Chu Yu heard a ding-dong sound.
[Ding Dong, the character Jiang Chenglu's favorability towards you has increased by +10, the character Wei Ziyu's favorability towards you has increased by +5, and the character Fu Hansong's favorability towards you has increased by +5. The total favorability of the trainees is currently 25. Please keep up the good work, host!]
Chu Yu, who had just finished going crazy and was about to return to his meditation posture:?
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