May 20th Special Episode
[Disastrous failure of confession]
Time: 23:59 on May 20
Location: Autopsy Room, Forensic Center
Yu Yan kicked open the door to the autopsy room, holding a bouquet of blood-stained roses (which he had just snatched from the evidence room), and knelt on one knee in front of Fan Jinci, who was stitching up a corpse.
Yu Yan (seriously): "Fan Jinci, stay with me."
Fan Jinci (without looking up): "Reason?"
Yu Yan (confidently): "I've liked you for three years! Your teamwork in solving cases is the best in the entire police station! You can fight, you can hold your own, and you can also—"
Fan Jinci (interrupting): "You're not as good as a scalpel."
Yu Yan: "...?"
Fan Jinci (calmly listing examples): "It's not even as good as matcha mille-feuille."
Li Weimian (suddenly peeking out from behind the morgue): "The examination report is useless."
Yu Yan (glaring angrily): "What the hell are you doing here?!"
Li Weimian (shrugs): "Working overtime. While I'm at it, I'll also be watching the tragic confessions of straight men."
Jiang Zhaoyan (laughing wildly and slamming the table): "Hahahahahaha—" (suddenly remembering his own persona) (instantly becoming serious): "Ahem, I mean, Captain Yu, my condolences."
[Operation to Forcefully Send Them Home]
With a dark expression, Yu Yan picked up Fan Jinci and carried her out.
Fan Jinci (carried on his shoulder, a little dazed but not much): "I have a car."
Yu Yan (shouting into the corridor): "Wen Lin! Blow up his car!"
Wen Lin (peeking from the adjacent trace evidence department): "Huh? But today is May 20th, exploding a car is so unlucky—"
Yu Yan (with a death stare): "Bomb."
(A loud "boom" is heard in the distance)
Fan Jinci (sighs): "Never mind, let's go to my place." (It's a good opportunity to do an autopsy.)
(On the bus)
Fan Jinci (looking out the window): "This isn't the road to my house."
Yu Yan (without changing his expression): "Come sleep at my house."
Fan Jinci (thinking for two seconds): "That works too, your dissection table just happens to be quite large."
Yu Yan (steering wheel slips): "...I didn't mean for you to come to my house and dissect me!!!"
[My wish has been fulfilled (?)]
Yu Yan's bedroom
When Yu Yan came out of the shower, he found Fan Jinci lying flat on the bed, holding a tube of sleeping pills in his hand.
Yu Yan (warned): "What are you doing?"
Fan Jinci (calmly): "I put too much in, I'm sleepy."
Yu Yan (leaning closer to look): "...You poured the whole bottle into the coffee?!"
Fan Jinci (with eyes closed): "Hmm, the dosage calculation is wrong."
Three seconds later, Fan Jinci's breathing became steady, and he fell into a deep sleep.
Yu Yan stared at his peaceful sleeping face, gritted his teeth, threw off the covers and lay down, pulling the man into his arms.
Yu Yan (fiercely): "...Fine, this will do."
Fan Jinci unconsciously snuggled closer to him.
Yu Yan's heart rate is 180.
Jiang Zhaoyan (sent a message in the police station group): "@Everyone, are you working overtime?"
Situ Jin (replying instantly): "Writing the case closing report."
Wen Lin: "Working overtime on 520? No no no! Harassing straight men? Go go go~"
Attached is a photo of myself hugging a straight stranger and making a peace sign at a bar.
Situ Jin (silently forwarded): "@Discipline Inspection Commission Prosecutor Wen is at it again."
Wen Lin (enraged): "Situ Jin!!! You're finished!!!"
Li Weimian (privately messaged Jiang Zhaoyan): "Want to see Yu Yan's embarrassing moment live?"
Jiang Zhaoyan (replying instantly): "Send it to me."
Ten minutes later, Yu Yan's phone vibrated incessantly—a mass text message was sent to the entire office: "Shocking! A firsthand account of the criminal investigation captain's night raid on the forensic doctor!"
[520 Special Episode - The End]
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