Chapter 445 Weird Aunt Lu
Who is this!
Hasn't he ever seen a wild boar's foot?
Apart from skin and bones, who cares!
This Third Aunt is really too much!
Lu Simao was so angry that he was about to jump up again, but Lu Hanzhou stopped him: "Forget it, just give it to her. It's just a wild boar, isn't it?"
"You want to eat wild boar meat? Tomorrow I'll go up to the mountain and catch two for you. I guarantee you'll have enough to eat all at once!"
What?
Want two more?
When Aunt Lu heard this, she sneered in her heart: This Da Mao really thinks he is the reincarnation of Wu Song!
——It turns out that boasting doesn’t cost money, and making rice crackers doesn’t cost powder!
——Okay, you can brag all you want, but it’s better if you don’t want this wild boar meat!
Lu Hanzhou turned around to leave. Aunt Lu was afraid that her nephew would go back on his word, so she immediately flattered him...
"That's right, I admire Damao's ability."
"Da Mao, I am not such an unkind person as your Third Aunt. The main thing is that your big brother Da Genzi was really seriously injured."
"To cure it completely, the price of one wild boar is far from enough."
"Then Auntie San would like to thank you for your help this time! Dad, quickly find someone to carry the wild boar away."
"Da Mao, I'll ask your little brother Xiao Genzi to give you two pounds of meat to try later."
Lu Hanzhou knows his third aunt too well.
If she really accepted these two pounds of meat, she would have to describe herself as a great bodhisattva!
"No need, Aunt San, keep the money and use it to treat Da Genzi's injury. I hope he gets better soon."
"I'm going to go hunting tomorrow, so I won't fight with you for these two pounds of meat."
"Uncle San, please get rid of the wild boar. I won't help you with the killing of the boar."
Uncle Lu didn't say a word.
In fact, he was too embarrassed to speak.
For this wild boar, the son was bitten and the fat man was beaten by Ersuo. The price was too high.
Uncle Lu knew that he shouldn't take the whole wild boar for himself, but he didn't dare to say it.
If he told it, the old woman in his family would make everyone in the family restless.
Uncle Lu looked at Lu Hanzhou apologetically, lowered his head and called for help to carry the wild boar away.
The wild boar was taken away and the onlookers dispersed.
Lu Yuzhu pursed her lips and said angrily, "Sister-in-law, brother is too honest."
"This wild boar clearly wanted to give us at least one leg of meat, but he didn't even want a pound. What kind of stubbornness is this!"
Xu Zijin didn't say anything, but she was amused when she heard Lu Yuzhu's unconvinced mumbling!
"Whose teeth can be filled with two pounds of meat?"
"Fifth sister, didn't your eldest brother say that he would hunt two big wild boars for you tomorrow?"
"Are you worried about not having meat to eat? I'm just worried that by then you'll eat so much that you won't want to eat anymore!"
Lu Yuzhu is like a crow: "..."
——Is there any meat in this world that you would never want to eat again?
Growing up, Lu Yuzhu could only eat a few pieces of meat during Chinese New Year.
A few days ago, Lu Hanzhou brought back some meat, gave away a small portion of it and kept the other half for the New Year.
On the day of the Little New Year, Lu's mother prepared a big bowl of meat, but there was more meat than there were people, so Lu Yuzhu didn't feel satisfied at all.
Although Lu Yuzhu didn't quite believe what her sister-in-law had just said, Xu Zijin aroused her desire to eat meat.
Squinting her eyes, she seemed to see her elder brother returning from hunting with a full load.
"Brother, are you really going to the mountains to hunt wild boars tomorrow?"
"no."
ah?
A basin of cold water was poured over Lu Yuzhu's head...
Pulling her lips together, she looked depressed: "Didn't you just say..."
Lu Hanzhou said seriously, "Tomorrow I will not only hunt wild boars in the mountains, but also pheasants, rabbits, etc. If I can find them, I will also bring them back."
Lu Yuzhu: “…”
——Aaaah…Brother has turned bad!
"Brother, you are so annoying!"
Lu Hanzhou smiled.
His little sister is a lovely girl.
"When you grow up and get married, I will go to the mountains and hunt ten wild boars for you and prepare a feast for you."
Lu Yuzhu: “…”
——I won’t say any more, I won’t say any more. If I continue, my eldest brother will definitely say that she married for ten wild boars.
Xu Zijin was very happy to see the closeness between brother and sister.
Looking at them, she also thought of her family members who lived far away in other provinces: She wondered how her sister and father were going to celebrate the New Year.
In an era without telephones, Xu Zijin could only think about it.
That day, Mr. and Mrs. Lu came back late after going to town.
When we got home, dinner was almost served.
"Dad, Mom, you're back just in time. We can eat soon. Go wash your hands first."
Lu Yuzhu had just brought food to her sister when she saw her parents coming back. She was so happy.
The New Year is coming soon, and there are many things to buy, but it’s too late to go.
In addition, they encountered some problems in town, so the couple returned late.
Mother Lu was really hungry, and her voice was full of excitement: "Is your sister-in-law cooking?"
Lu Yuzhu nodded quickly: "Yes, yes. Mom, but I washed the vegetables and helped cut them."
"The fire was lit by the eldest brother, the pigs were fed by the fourth brother, and the cows were herded by the sixth brother."
"Zi Wang, Zi Lin, and Zi Ming cut vegetable leaves to feed the chickens, and I also swept the yard."
It is good to have more people, especially more hardworking people.
The younger daughter is much more obedient than the older one.
Mother Lu nodded with satisfaction: "Well, pour two bowls of herbal tea over. Your father must be exhausted."
"Um."
Lu Yuzhu ran away immediately.
Mother Lu put down the things in her hand and stretched her neck again: "Si Mao, come out quickly and help your father move the things into the house."
Lu Simao was in the toilet. When he heard Lu's mother calling him, he immediately responded in the toilet: "Mom, I'll be there right away."
When Lu Hanzhou heard his parents' voices, he immediately came out of the kitchen: "Dad, Mom, why did you come back so late today?"
Mother Lu wiped the sweat off her head with her sleeve and said, "I ran into your uncle in town. Your aunt suddenly had a severe headache this morning."
"The doctor at the village clinic didn't dare to take the patient, so he was sent to the commune clinic."
"Your father and I stayed there for two hours until her condition stabilized."
Is your aunt sick?
That person will also get sick?
Haha, it seems that God still has eyes.
Lu Hanzhou hated this aunt the most and asked curiously, "What disease is it?"
Mother Lu said, "It was a mild cerebral hemorrhage caused by high blood pressure. The doctor said it was fortunate that he was sent to the hospital in time, otherwise it would have been a serious accident."
Cerebral hemorrhage?
Haha, this is really a big problem.
——Good deeds will be rewarded with good, and evil deeds will be punished with evil. Thinking back to the time when this aunt scolded his mother, Lu Hanzhou wished she would die immediately.
However, he won't say it.
After sitting down at the table, he said calmly:
"This disease can cause serious consequences, ranging from a stroke to death."
Isn’t it?
Someone in the team had this disease and didn't persist in taking medicine, and soon had a stroke.
Mother Lu nodded and smiled faintly: "Evil people need to be dealt with. If it weren't for your uncle being so honest, I wouldn't even bother to go over there."
"Hey, I really don't know what your uncle's vision is!"
"After much searching, I chose a rotten lamp. So it is really important to listen to the old people."
"Your grandmother didn't allow him to marry, but he insisted on marrying her, as if he was possessed by a demon."
"He deserves it all these years."
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