Chapter 29 Don't worry, you're sick, Ran Xuexue will kiss you
The director didn't rush the kid to make a choice. It was only ten minutes anyway, and the less he guessed, the less he got in the end, which made it more watchable.
Lu Yuanyuan started to make trouble.
"What about the nest? Do you like the nest?"
Naonao pointed at himself: "What about me?"
Yueyue was silent for a while. She really wanted to know, so she spoke up: "What about me? Does Lele like me?"
Qi Bojian propped up his head and looked at the silent Qi Yu. He smiled and said, "What about your Shao Xingxing? Do you like him?"
ah?
How come there are still missing stars!
Ran Le sat there in a daze, looking at these two-legged beasts. Are all two-legged beasts like this? He looked at everyone in confusion, then looked at Shi Zhufeng and Ran Xuejuan. The two also looked at him, as if waiting for an answer.
He's just a cat, why should he choose?
sigh.
and......
I heard that bipeds need a lot of love, which is completely different from cats. He grabbed his hands in confusion and spoke carefully.
"Oh, wow..."
Everyone looked at Ran Le with anticipation.
Chubby and very cute at first glance.
Qi Yu didn't show any expression, but his eyes were looking at Ran Le. In fact, he didn't really care. It didn't matter whether he liked it or not, really.
Under the gaze of everyone, Ran Le slowly got up.
"Ouch! Ouch!"
Shi Zhufeng: "Muddy duck."
Ran Le sighed heavily.
"You all like to turn over your nests, Du likes to turn over."
Lu Yuanyuan: "Who do you like the most?"
Ran Le opened his eyes wide and felt that Yuanyuan was not cute at this moment.
Shi Zhufeng looked at Ran Le with amusement, really looking forward to whose name Ran Le would say.
In fact, Ran Xuejuan already felt a little regretful for following Shi Zhufeng's words just now. Seeing the little guy struggling, he was so pitiful and cute. It was such a bad taste.
The others were now waiting intently for Ran Le's answer.
Qi Yu curled his lips slightly. He looked at the other person's eyes blinking and rolling around. Suddenly he realized that this little fat boy didn't want to make any choice anymore.
Ran Le thought of a solution. He said very loudly and confidently, "I love flipping fish the most!"
I like braised or steamed ones.
This is not the same thing as a biped and cannot be compared together. Hey, he is really smart. After all, if you say you like someone the most, that person will be hurt. Humans are so fragile.
Shi Zhufeng: “…”
Ran Xuejuan smiled and said, Lele is very smart.
Everyone else laughed.
Shi Zhufeng asked: "Are you sure it's fish and not braised beef?"
Ran Le was immediately confused: "That guy also likes braised beef the most."
Shi Zhufeng: "Where's the braised spareribs?"
Ran Le raised his eyes and said, yes, he likes this one too.
Shi Zhufeng continued to ask, naming more than a dozen dishes in a row.
Ran Le gradually became tired from his initial confidence. How could vegetables need so much love just like humans? It was so tiring.
Ran Xuejuan looked at the time and saw that there was not much time left, so he decided to save the little guy. Otherwise, when the time was up, the little greedy cat would not be able to decide which dish he liked best.
He said, "Let's start the next question, otherwise you won't have a refrigerator to store vegetables."
Ran Le: “!”
Oh yeah, games!
"Oh, it's the four main winds."
"Chu Chu, next question, next question."
He couldn't let Ran Xuexue sleep in the tree with him. Humans were too fragile and would get sick if they slept in a tree.
The director took his time to take out the next card.
Ran Le was so anxious that he wanted to urge them to hurry up.
The next card is Lin Daiyu! A still of Lin Daiyu from the TV series.
The director was very interested and didn't know how Lele would express it. The topics they gave were all investigated in advance, including what the children usually watch, do, like and know.
The information provided by Mr. Lin included photos and descriptions of Lele reading Dream of the Red Chamber, saying that it was a cultural influence, although he didn't understand what such a young child could understand.
Ran Le was happy, he knew this person, it was Lin Yuyu. He and his grandmother had seen it, and his grandmother had told him the story.
Ran Le cleared his throat and looked at Shi Zhufeng. No, Shi Zhufeng was unreliable. He shifted his gaze to look at Ran Xuejuan.
"Look at me, I'm about to start the show."
Shi Zhufeng: “?”
What does that mean? Lele dislikes him?
Ran Xuejuan chuckled: "Okay."
Ran Le took a deep breath, looked around, and found a tissue.
He took a step forward, then threw the tissue away in a self-conscious manner.
"I saw a stupid goose."
“But it got fatter!”
Ran Le threw the tissue again and emphasized: "The fat is gone!"
Then he smiled. In order to show his shyness, he chose to smile with his eyes narrowed. Duck.
Ran Xuejuan: “…”
What the hell?
Shi Zhufeng: "Hahahahaha, are you hungry?"
The others tried hard to hold back their laughter, but some couldn't, like Lu Yuanyuan. She had tried her best to think of the saddest thing in her life, but couldn't think of anything, so her laughter leaked out. Looking at Ran Le's expressionless little face, she panicked and buried her head in the shoulder of Qi Yunzhao beside her.
Hahahahahahaha, it's really hard to hold it in.
There were also those who didn't want to hold it in, and Qi Bojian laughed at them openly.
"Can stupid geese fly?"
Ran Le was angry: "Can fly duck."
He took a deep breath and looked at everyone who was trying not to laugh or was laughing, even Ran Xuexue was laughing. He suddenly felt despair about the sentiments of several people. Grandma said, look at this to cultivate sentiments, what are sentiments? Grandma said it was art. These people don't understand art!
It turns out that bipeds are not as artistic as cats.
He said with a straight face: "Don't laugh, I'll do it again, Si Zhufeng, look at me and think carefully about whether you tried hard to guess. My performance is so good and you can't guess it. It seems like I didn't try hard."
Being suddenly called out and criticized, Shi Zhufeng sat up straight and raised his hand to hide his smile: "Ha, okay."
Ran Le turned away in disappointment, took a deep breath and tried again.
Qi Yu looked coldly at the people who were laughing at the little fat boy.
Bad taste.
There is also the fat little guy, and he called the stupid goose "stupid goose" and even got the lines wrong, but it is still amazing that he can fit these things in the gaps between the food.
Ran Le raised his hand again and took a few steps back, then turned around holding the tissue in both hands and blinked with a smile.
"I'm late. If I had known earlier that the stupid goose was coming, I wouldn't have come."
After thinking for a while, he tilted his head again and said, "Oh, there is a stupid goose... stupid goose gray is gone."
It doesn’t seem to be a stupid goose, but it doesn’t matter.
Shi Zhufeng: “Hahahaha.”
Lu Yuanyuan: "Ha um... hehe."
Even Jiang Youyi laughed out loud.
Naonao tilted his head: "Wow, cool, Lele is great."
But what was this performance? He saw that everyone was laughing, so he must have performed well.
Yueyue clapped in confusion.
"very nice."
In fact, she didn’t understand and didn’t know what the adults were laughing at, but she thought Lele’s performance was great.
Ran Xuejuan suppressed her laughter and said, "Dream of the Red Chamber."
Ran Le was almost moved to tears. Finally, there was someone who understood his art. It was Ran Xuexue.
He encouraged: "Almost there."
He looked up and imagined that there was a calligraphy on it. He said, "I think this calligraphy is great!"
Ran Xuejuan could no longer suppress her emotions, and a smile was mixed in with her words.
"Lin Daiyu, it's Lin Daiyu."
Ran Le jumped up, and the slightly literary atmosphere just now disappeared instantly.
"Ran Xuexue you are awesome, as expected, you are like me, you have art!"
Art? !
Ran Xue tilted her head with a smile on her lips, and it took her a while to turn back around.
"Um."
Shi Zhufeng chewed on these two words carefully, but couldn't find any art in them. However, he didn't dare to say it.
After Ran Le finished speaking, he looked at the director and asked, "Why haven't you announced it yet?"
The director could only wave his hand and ask the staff to change the card. He didn't dare to speak, for fear that Ran Le would hear him laughing.
The next card has a picture of a cat on it.
!
Cat.
Ran Le looked at Shi Zhufeng. If Shi Zhufeng couldn't guess what was going on, then it would be the end of him.
Shi Zhufeng felt an inexplicable chill, his smile faded, he sat up straight and looked at Ran Le.
Ran Le pointed at himself.
"Is this Sen?"
Shi Zhufeng: "Hmm?"
What are you?
Ran Le urged: "You are blowing your hair, Sizhufeng, is it like a forest?"
Shi Zhufeng thought for a moment and said, "You are Ran Le."
Ran Le really wanted to bite Shi Zhufeng. Why was he so stupid?
Others: “Huh?”
Lu Yuanyuan opened her mouth, somewhat shocked, and asked, "Le Le's last name is Ran?"
Ran Xuejuan tilted her head slightly, but Shi Zhufeng looked as if nothing had happened and was looking at Ran Le in confusion.
Ran Le took the time to reply to Lu Yuanyuan: "It's like, it's like, Ran Xuejuan's Ran."
Then he looked at Shi Zhufeng and pointed at himself: "Nest!"
"Don't you even know what a forest is like?"
Shi Zhufeng suddenly had an idea: "Cat, this question is cat cat."
The director regretted that he had guessed it just one second before the end.
only......
"Why are you a cat?"
The director was curious.
Not only the director was curious, but everyone else was also curious, why is Lele a cat?
Lu Yuanyuan was curious as to why Lele's last name was Ran? Could it be that he was really the child of Shi Zhufeng and Ran Xuejuan? What a big melon.
Everyone present except the children, Shi Zhufeng and Ran Xuejuan shared Lu Yuanyuan's curiosity, but no one dared to ask. Even the director only dared to ask Lele why he said he was a cat.
Qi Bojian looked at Ran Xuejuan.
It turns out that Shi Zhufeng is really capable. For so many years, Shi Zhufeng has almost only filmed serious dramas, never a romance film, and he has always been very clean around him. Anyone who wants to insert someone into the Shi family has never succeeded. In this circle, he lives so cleanly, and has rejected one person after another who is well-matched for him. Everyone wonders if the other party is not capable enough.
Most people were surprised that the other party brought the child to the variety show this time, but most people did not believe that Ran Le was his biological child. He was the only grandchild of the Shi family, so precious, how could he suddenly appear without any rumors.
There is a popular rumor now that Shi Zhufeng is not capable, so he found a child to raise in advance to inherit the family business in the future.
However, these rumors that could not be made public were only spread in the dark, and he only heard them by chance. Qi Bojian did not care whether he was a biological child or not. He just felt sorry that Shi Zhufeng was actually able to do it.
Then I have been playing the game of keeping my chastity and being innocent for so many years.
That's the most boring answer.
Ran Le didn’t understand what these adults were thinking, he said proudly: “The nest is like a cat.”
Nao Nao asked doubtfully: "Can you catch mice?"
Ran Le frowned: "The nest will catch birds."
Why do we need to catch mice? Mice are so ugly. Ran Xuexue said that mice are particularly dirty and he is a clean cat, so he won’t catch them.
Naonao enviously said: "Then you can climb trees."
Ran Le immediately smiled, straightened his back, and gestured with his hand.
"It's simple."
Shi Zhufeng wanted to ask, is it really that easy? He looked at the little guy's current size and wondered if he could even stand firmly on a tree, let alone climb it.
But he couldn't question Master Cat, or he would be labeled as someone who said the other person was fat.
Yueyue was very interested. She asked, "Lele, can I be a cat too?"
Ran Le refused: "No."
Cats are unique. Every cat is different. Cats are cats, and humans cannot be cats.
Yueyue is sorry, okay.
The director saw that the other party had not yet solved his problem, so he continued to ask: "Why can only you be a cat?"
Ran Le said proudly: "Because if it's not a forest, then it can be a cat."
The director was confused, so what? Why are you a cat?
Shi Zhufeng went over and carried Ran Le down.
"Director, next one, he's performing, he's done with the game."
If he continued, he was afraid that Ran Le would say that he was a cat in his previous life. Although this was true, no one would believe it if he told it, so it was better not to say it.
Ran Le smiled and said, "Hey, stupid two-legged beast, you would never have thought that he was transformed from a cat."
Shi Zhufeng didn't understand what he was laughing at.
He placed the person between him and Ran Xuejuan.
Ran Le grabbed Ran Xuejuan’s hand.
"Ran Xuexue, I'll make a big bed for you."
Ran Xuejuan laughed: "You are very good."
Ran Le narrowed his eyes, happy.
Director: “Not necessarily.”
Shi Zhufeng: “Oh?”
Ran Le blinked: "Why?"
The director stepped out to make the announcement.
"Our little friend Ran Le and his family have currently obtained four points, and our big bed requires six points."
Little Ran Le wasted too much time.
He was confused: "No more big beds?"
Ran Xuejuan: "It's okay, we still have a game."
Ran Le was puzzled: "Are there any more games?"
Ran Xuejuan chuckled. Didn't he say he was very reliable? He said, "Yes, Lele will definitely be more reliable by then, right?"
Ran Le immediately said, "That's right."
He must be reliable.
The director heard it and smiled maliciously.
Shi Zhufeng sensed a hint of crisis.
No, there are a lot of furniture, they can't just want the bed. If there are other furniture that must be selected, the bed will become the most discarded one.
For the sake of highlights, it is impossible for the show to give them the bed so blandly.
Shi Zhufeng lowered his head and said, "Baby, we will sleep in the tree together then."
Ran Le: “Duck?”
He was anxious: "What about Ran Xuexue? What about Ran Xuexue?"
Shi Zhufeng felt jealous, why didn't he ask him what to do if he slept in the tree, he only remembered Ran Xuejuan.
He raised his eyes and looked at Ran Xuejuan, and said maliciously: "Your Ran Xuexue may have to sleep on the floor."
Ran Le immediately couldn't sit still anymore.
No, Ran Xuexue will get sick if she doesn’t sleep in bed.
Ran Xuejuan curled her lips: "Thank you so much for your words of advice."
Shi Zhufeng smiled and said, "You're welcome. If you don't mind, you can sleep on the tree with us."
Ran Xuejuan opened her thin lips and cursed slowly.
Ran Le didn't hear it, but Shi Zhufeng's smile grew bigger and bigger.
Ran Xuejuan looked away and comforted Ran Le: "It's okay, we can just win the big bed in the next game."
Ran Le: "Zundu?"
Ran Xuejuan nodded: "Yeah."
He thought for a moment and asked, "Why do you think I can't sleep in a tree?"
Ran Le said worriedly: "Because you are sick, sickness is not good."
He shook his head: "Ran Xuexue must stay healthy."
Ran Xuejuan was a little stunned. So that's it.
Shi Zhufeng: "What about me? Won't I get sick?"
Ran Le: "Oh, if you are sick, Ran Xuexue will kiss you, and you will be fine."
It's always like this. Shi Zhufeng always says that he's sick somewhere and Ran Xuexue will just kiss him once and it will be fine. If one kiss doesn't work, she'll kiss him twice because he has experience.
The director was about to announce that the next child would come up to start the game, but he became excited when he heard that.
Really?
The others looked at Ran Le, "Any more?"
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