Chapter 3: Ran Xuejuan is on the variety show TV
Shi Zhufeng felt sad when he heard these words. He patted the child on the back and coaxed him softly, "Don't cry, don't cry. I... really didn't turn into a cat."
Ran Le slowly stopped crying and stared at Shi Zhufeng.
Shi Zhufeng's heart was so soft that he wiped the other person's tears.
"I cried like a little cat."
"I've been waiting like a cat."
Ran Le's speech was not clear to begin with, and now it was even more unclear due to his crying tone, but Shi Zhufeng actually understood it.
He smiled and coaxed, "Okay, you are a cat, a little cat."
The little calico cat is a little calico cat. Calico cats are so cute. He had many colors in his previous life. Ran Xuexue said he was a colorful civet cat. He didn't know what a colorful civet cat was. He only knew that the pears under the big tree at the door were very sweet, and he secretly took a bite of them.
Ran Le's mind was distracted and she forgot about crying. Even her sobbing stopped, leaving Shi Zhufeng stunned.
If he hadn't really done it, he would have believed that this was his child. He would cry when he was told to cry and stop when he was told to stop. He could do it at will!
Shi Zhufeng was helping people put on clothes. It seemed that these clothes were prepared by his mother yesterday and they were a little big.
Ran Le calmed down and suddenly discovered something very interesting.
"Fourth Master Feng, your store is young."
It’s hard to tell where the difference is, but it’s definitely different. He has stepped on Big Daddy’s face many times, and it’s just different from now.
Shi Zhufeng's train of thought could still keep up with Ran Le: "Then how old should I be?"
Ran Le remembered what his father had taught him, and he raised his hand and repeated: "Three paws is like three years old, and you have three and a half paws, so you should be three to five years old."
Shi Zhufeng paused: "Ten years older?"
Ran Le nodded. He actually didn’t understand what it meant to be ten years older. After all, a cat’s ten years could be his entire life.
"Why does Half Paw look like he's five years old?"
This little dad hasn't taught him yet.
Shi Zhufeng and Ran Le looked at each other: "You don't know?"
Ran Le shook his head. Shi Zhufeng took Ran Le's hand and looked at it for a while before giving up. "Go downstairs and eat first. I'll teach you how to count after dinner."
Ran Le hugged Shi Zhufeng's neck tightly: "Okay."
The two of them went out and down the stairs. Shi Zhufeng suddenly had an idea and asked, "Where did you learn to use claws?"
Ran Le thought that Shi Zhufeng asked him how he could calculate age: "Ran Xuexue will teach you."
Shi Zhufeng frowned slightly: "Ran Xue is tired?"
Lin Yan originally wanted to come over and hug Ran Le, but when she heard this, she stood still.
Ran Xuejuan? The Ran Xuexue that Lele has been talking about is Ran Xuejuan?
She had a deep impression of Ran Xuejuan. After all, her son's break was because of this person.
The hot searches these days are all about this person and his son, which is a very common way of hype. But judging from the comments of fans, the two don't seem to get along. Ever since Ran Xuejuan made his debut, he has been against his son.
However, Lele's speech was unclear, so why did her son think of Ran Xuejuan first?
Ran Le repeated: "Yes, just like Ran Xuexue."
He doesn't know how to say the word "tired". The pronunciation of this word is really unfriendly to cats.
Shi Zhufeng was in mixed feelings for a moment, he lifted Ran Le up high.
Cats are not afraid of heights, and Ran Le is naturally not afraid either. He opened his eyes wide and looked at Shi Zhufeng.
Shi Zhufeng was amused: "Did he send you to mess with me? Are you trying to scam me?"
Ran Le didn't understand: "What does that mean?"
Shi Zhufeng blinked: "You have a double chin."
Ran Le just stared at Shi Zhufeng with his big watery eyes.
Lin Yan coughed.
Shi Zhufeng carried Ran Le down.
"mom."
Ran Le: "Nana."
Shi Zhufeng corrected: "Grandma, it's not Nana."
Ran Le tried hard: "Nai Nai."
This accent made Lin Yan laugh: "Shi Zhufeng, why do you care what Lele calls you?"
Shi Zhufeng: “…”
No wonder people say that children should not be left with their grandmothers or they will be spoiled. There are signs to follow.
Ran Le: "Nana."
Lin Yan stretched out her hand: "Hey, grandma, can you hold me?"
Ran Le shook his head: "I want the four main wind hugs."
Shi Zhufeng: "...It's Shi Zhufeng."
Ran Le insisted: "Four main winds."
Hearing this, Lin Yan smiled and asked, "Grandma made you shredded chicken porridge this morning. Can I hug you?"
Ran Le was suddenly in a dilemma.
Lin Yan then enticed softly, "It smells really good. It's shredded chicken. I made it because Lele didn't get to eat chicken last night."
In fact, it is made from another fresh chicken.
Ran Le swallowed his saliva and his stomach growled. He looked at Shi Zhufeng eagerly.
Shi Zhufeng understood that this meant that she was going to abandon him and choose chicken porridge. He weighed Ran Le and deliberately said, "I can also hold you and eat chicken porridge."
Ran Le immediately sided with his big dad.
Holding Shi Zhufeng's neck, he said to Lin Yan: "Fourth Master Feng Kuoyi."
Lin Yan smiled: "He can't, he still has to read the report."
Ran Le didn't understand, he looked at Shi Zhufeng again.
Shi Zhufeng understood that the paternity test was out, and he coaxed Ran Le: "Le Le, eat porridge with grandma first, I will come and hug you later, okay?"
Lin Yan immediately asked the housekeeper to bring the porridge over.
The aroma filled his nose, and Ran Le twitched his nose: "Okay, okay, the mud should be a little thicker."
Lin Yan immediately reached out.
Shi Zhufeng handed the person to his mother.
"Go ahead, little greedy cat."
Ran Le stared at the chicken porridge, drooling: "Good general, good general."
Lin Yan was so happy to see him that she carried him to the dining table: "If it smells good, eat more."
After saying that, she thought of last night and immediately said, "Not too much."
Ran Le didn't pay any attention to what Lin Yan said. He was so hungry. Bipeds get hungry very quickly.
Shi Zhufeng went to the side to pick up the report and looked at Ran Le who was eating obediently over there. He was very obedient, really very obedient. It was a pity that he was not his child.
He unpacked the first report.
The above is the paternity test of him and Ran Le. The test results show that there is a 99.99% chance that they are father and son.
Shi Zhufeng: “?”
ah?
ah?
ah?
He first looked at the signature of the document. Was it made by a regular hospital? It was only the beginning of March, so it was a long way from April Fools' Day.
After looking at the signature, I found that it was a regular hospital, and it was a hospital under his family's name.
Shi Zhufeng: "Maybe it was a mistake..."
Doesn’t he know whether he has done it or not?
Lin Yan was too lazy to care about Shi Zhufeng. After feeding Ran Le a bowl of shredded chicken porridge, she didn't dare to feed him anymore. Ran Le was too young, and eating too much could cause bad things. She hugged Ran Le and coaxed him, "Baby, let's go watch TV, okay?"
Ran Le subconsciously went to find Shi Zhufeng: "Beep beep."
Shi Zhufeng raised his head stiffly, and his throat seemed to be pulled by something.
"Um."
Lin Yan picked up Ran Le and said, "Dad is busy, grandma will take you to watch TV first."
"After watching TV, let's go choose a bed and grandma will decorate your room. Lele will have his own room from now on."
Ran Le knew what a room was. He used to have his own room, with a whole wall of cat climbing frames and lots of * stuff.
"Where are the four main winds?"
Lin Yan looked at her son who looked like a fool over there and said disdainfully, "He will be here soon."
Ran Le kept looking at Shi Zhufeng and said worriedly, "Fourth Master Feng has turned into a wooden man."
Lin Yan was surprised: "Baby also knows about wooden people, yes, Dad has become a wooden man, it will be fine in a while."
Lin Yan: "Is the wooden man over there mute?"
Shi Zhufeng slowly came back to his senses and forced a smile: "Yes, yes, I'll be there in a minute, you watch TV with grandma first."
It must be fake.
He has read the report from beginning to end and it seems quite true.
With shaking hands he opened the next report.
Lin Yan held Ran Le and watched TV.
The two of them played a cartoon about kittens, and Ran Le watched it with great interest, gradually forgetting about Shi Zhufeng.
This is because cats are loyal and they certainly can’t be fickle. He used to be a good cat.
Shi Zhufeng opened twelve paternity test reports in one breath.
99.99%
99.99%
99.99%
All of them show that there is a 99.99% chance that he and Ran Le are father and son.
Shi Zhufeng sat on the sofa.
There was no way, he couldn't stand.
If he knew how to smoke, he really wanted to smoke a cigarette. It was ridiculous, too ridiculous. Several of them were his own laboratories. They would not deliberately make a wrong identification.
He, Shi Zhufeng, is 25 years old this year. He debuted at the age of five and won the Grand Slam in 20 years. He has won all the awards, whether it is a TV award or a film award. The only regret is that he has never been in a relationship and has never touched other people's hands. But now, he has a child!
He has never been married, never been in a relationship, and doesn't even have any sexual experience. He has never even tried meat, but he has a child!
The child can talk and walk, and looks like he is three years old!
He laughed for no apparent reason.
I’m afraid this might be his child from his previous life.
Weird, so weird.
How could such a horrible thing happen in broad daylight?
Lin Yan noticed the movement behind.
Poor expression, you deserve it! You didn't even know you had a child.
Ran Le stared intently at the cat on TV. Soon the cat finished running and a commercial came on.
He blinked and started looking for Shi Zhufeng.
"Four main winds."
Shi Zhufeng shouted in a hoarse voice: "My...Dad is here."
Ran Le: "Come here."
Shi Zhufeng covered his face with his hands while holding the 12-point paternity test result, and said, "I can't come over. I'm thinking about science and metaphysics. Is the meaning of my existence and this world really real?"
Lin Yan: “…”
Ran Le didn't understand and planned to get off, but he forgot that he couldn't walk yet, and that others had been carrying him from yesterday until now.
Almost fell.
Lin Yan quickly pulled her master: "Are you okay, baby?"
Upon hearing this, Shi Zhufeng immediately stood up and looked over.
"What's wrong?"
Ran Le smiled and wanted to say it was okay, but his ears heard the sound from the TV faster than his mouth.
"Hello everyone, I'm Ran Xuejuan. I'm very happy to be able to participate in the variety show "You and Me" this time. I personally don't like children that much, but my family asked me to participate. Maybe they want me to discover the cuteness of children. Thank you everyone."
The voice was lifeless, and I don't know how many times I will be scolded for what I said. I don't like children participating in any kid variety show.
Ran Le stared at the TV intently, he saw his little dad!
This scene passed quickly, and then the director's voice came out: "We are in urgent need of cute baby guests for this baby show. Anyone interested can contact this number. I hope everyone will sign up."
Lin Yan frowned. Has this variety show become so bad? It actually needs to be promoted in this way. No matter how famous Ran Xuejuan is, she would never accept such a variety show that looks like nothing.
We don’t know how much filth is in it.
Ran Le: “Ran Xuexue!”
Little daddy is on this TV!
"Nana, go, Baoming, inside, Ran Xuexue."
Lin Yan actually understood this time.
She looked at Lele in surprise: "Baby wants to go to this variety show?"
Ran Le thought for a while, what is a variety show, but he understood it and nodded heavily.
Lin Yan already knew the result of the paternity test, so naturally she wouldn't think that Ran Xuexue mentioned by Lele was Lele's mother. She had checked it out this morning and found that the celebrity child who was using her son for publicity was at home and was not her Lele at all.
But what is the relationship between Lele and Ran Xuejuan?
Ran Xuejuan has no position and no possibility to get connected with Lele.
Ran Le was anxious: "Go, Nana, go, you are so sad, Lele wants to go."
Ran Xuexue is there, he wants to find his little daddy.
Lin Yan coaxed him, "Okay, okay, go. If you want to go, go."
It’s just a variety show. If she wants to go, she can contact people to invest and supervise, and let Lele go and play.
Shi Zhufeng: “…”
"ah?"
"What are you going to do?"
He is still out of the situation.
Lin Yan looked at Shi Zhufeng and made a decision: "You go too."
Having missed Lele's first three years, it's time to mend the father-son relationship.
Shi Zhufeng was holding the paternity test in a mess.
Maybe he didn’t sleep last night and aliens entered his house, that must be it!
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