Chapter 30 People are not tasty
Ran Xuejuan was speechless. What did he mean by chasing the wind when he kissed her?
Shi Zhufeng raised his eyebrows: "Really? Your Ran Xuexue doesn't seem to be a medicine."
Even if it is medicine, it seems that just kissing him won't cure him, he has to swallow it.
Ran Le frowned. Shi Zhufeng actually questioned him. He said dissatisfiedly, "You are useless. Have you forgotten that last time you were brave enough not to kiss Ran Xuexue for fear of infecting her. In the end, Ran Xuexue kissed you and you said you were fine."
Ran Xuejuan: “…”
Really? How come he didn't know?
Shi Zhufeng blinked and looked at Ran Xuejuan: "Is there?"
Ran Xuejuan smiled coldly: "Not only will you get better, you will also sleep forever."
Shi Zhufeng laughed out loud.
Ran Le nodded: "Just like that."
Shi Zhufeng lowered his head when he heard this: "Do you know what your Ran Xuexue is saying? Just agree with her."
Ran Le doesn’t care, Ran Xuexue is the best.
Shi Zhufeng's smile froze. Tsk, it really hurts, what a biased little guy.
Ran Le grabbed Shi Zhufeng's hand, then grabbed Ran Xuejuan's hand, and placed their hands on his knees.
"Hey, find a boat at the head of the bed and stop the cold war."
Ran Xuejuan's hands were very cold, on the contrary, Shi Zhufeng's hands were very hot. He shuddered the moment they touched each other and tried to pull his hand back but was caught by Ran Le.
I heard these words before I was let go.
He didn't react for a moment. When did he start a cold war with Shi Zhufeng?
Shi Zhufeng touched Ran Xuejuan's hand and murmured, "We really need a big bed."
With Ran Xuejuan's physical condition, she would have to go to the hospital the next day if she slept on the floor all night.
Ran Le: "Mori?"
Shi Zhufeng said helplessly: "He and I didn't have a quarrel, nor did we have a cold war."
Ran Le didn't believe it, he raised his eyebrows: "Cheating the cat...cheating the silver."
"You're obviously looking for a fight, otherwise why wouldn't you hold the baby's hand or hug the baby?"
Baby?
Shi Zhufeng looked at Ran Le. The little guy must not be talking about him, so he must be saying that Ran Xue was tired. He looked over and laughed without knowing why: "Baby."
The voice is relatively low, and the nickname is called out with full of charm.
Ran Xuejuan pulled back her hand and held Ran Le in her arms before he could react.
"Young Master Xingxing is going to go on stage to play games, don't you want to watch?"
Naonao looked over there, then at Qi Yu, but Qi Yu did not go on stage.
and...
"What's the head and stern?"
Why do you have to go to the stern when you are looking for a shelf at the head of the bed?
Yueyue was puzzled: "Brother Ran and Brother Shi sleep in the same bed? Then you are Lele's parents?"
Her parents just sleep in the same bed.
is that so?
Lu Yuanyuan lowered her head and looked at Yueyue. She couldn't help but admire her. What a brave warrior! She didn't even dare to ask this question.
Qi Yunzhao immediately protected the cub. She said to Shi Zhufeng and Ran Xuejuan, "Children's words are without restraint. Don't take it seriously. She is still young and doesn't understand."
Qi Yu spoke calmly.
"Uncle Shi and Uncle Ran are two boys, so they don't have a mother. They are two fathers of the fat boy, and they sleep in the same bed."
Shi Zhufeng: “…”
Isn't Qi Yu a quiet person? Why doesn't he think so?
Ran Xuejuan: "..."
When did he and Shi Zhufeng start sleeping together? His memory suddenly replayed. Shi Zhufeng was also very hot that night. His hands touching him were so hot that they burned him. Moreover, this man didn't know how to kiss. He bit his teeth several times and even cut his lip.
He closed his eyes and remembered it again.
Ran Le was unhappy and he looked at Shao Xingxing.
"Who looks like the little fat boy? I don't."
Qi Yu looked at Ran Le and changed his words: "Oh, you are a cat cub."
Ran Le was immediately happy. Oh, the older brother is different. He could tell that he is a cat at first glance. He is so smart.
Lu Yuanyuan asked quietly: "Really?"
She really wanted to know.
Qi Yunzhao couldn't help laughing. He still loved gossip.
Qi Yu noticed Lu Yuanyuan.
"Yes, just like Aunt Lu Yuanyuan and Aunt Qi Yunzhao, you sleep in the same bed, and you are both Yueyue's mothers, not her father."
Lu Yuanyuan opened her eyes wide and shut up.
Who would sleep in the same bed with Qi Yunzhao? She should wash her brain if she had such an idea. Just now, she was so panicked that she leaned on the other person's shoulder and she wanted to go back and strangle herself. Why would she sleep in the same bed? Haha.
Qi Yunzhao looked at the person with a smile and did not refute.
Yueyue looked at Qi Yu, then went to see Lele.
"Wow, Lele, your Shao Xingxing is so amazing. He actually knows my name."
Lele’s Shao Xingxing was not there the day they introduced themselves, but now he can say her and her parents’ names. That’s amazing.
Qi Yu raised his eyes slightly. What did they mean by "little fat boy's little star"? He had a name. Just as he was about to correct it, he heard Ran Le's extremely proud voice.
"Sure, sure. Qi Yuhui is really amazing."
Qi Yu didn't say anything, but at least the little fat boy could pronounce his name clearly.
Nao Nao's attention was drawn away again, and he looked at Qi Yu.
"What about me? Does the young star know my name is Lele?"
He is looking forward to looking at Qi Yu, you know?
When Qi Yu heard Shao Xingxing calling him the little fat boy again, he felt a little strange, as if something was tied to him. He had too few things, so he didn't seem to mind it sometimes.
"Your name is Naonao."
"Your parents are Uncle Bai Yunsheng and Aunt Jiang Youyi."
Bai Yunsheng and Jiang Youyi were flattered that he actually knew them.
Qi Yu didn't feel anything, as the director had already asked someone to introduce these to him.
Ran Le: “Hey.”
It's awesome to be proud of it.
Shi Zhufeng came back to his senses and didn't understand why the little guy was so happy.
He looked at Ran Xuejuan calmly and thought it would be better not to bring up this topic. If someone remembered it later, they would probably kill someone.
"Qi Yu, it's your turn to go on stage."
Qi Yu stood up and walked towards the stage.
He knew he was a tool for the adults to change the subject, but he didn't care.
Ran Le raised his hands above his head and clapped.
"Come on, Shao Xingxing. Qi Yusi is the best. I support you, hey."
Qi Yu's mood improved slightly. This variety show is not all bad.
Shi Zhufeng: "...What about the performance?"
He looked at the little guy and held his hand. Why was he so enthusiastic? He had a silly smile on his face. Not only did he like Ran Xuejuan, but he also liked Qi Yu. Are all your cats' hearts durian? There is a person on the tip of each of your hearts.
There was sarcasm in Ran Xuejuan's eyes. How old is he, yet he is jealous of a child?
Shi Zhufeng raised his eyebrows and said, "So what? He will just eat it."
Lu Yuanyuan leaned over and asked: "Will Lele be so supportive of Yueyue in the future?"
Yueyue looked over immediately. Is that true?
Ran Le blinked: "Yes."
This is the two-legged beast he adopted, there is no way he would abandon it.
When Qi Yu heard the word "yes", his upbeat mood instantly turned gloomy.
Nao Nao: "What about me? Can I do it?"
Ran Le said solemnly: "Yes, I will. I am very responsible to you."
What does this have to do with responsibility?
Naonao doesn’t understand, and Yueyue doesn’t understand either, but Lele often says things that they don’t understand.
But Lele just said he would cheer them on.
Naonao patted his chest and said, "Take a good look at me later. I'm sure I can get a lot of points."
Yueyue: "Me too."
Ran Le shook his feet and said happily, "Okay."
It’s a good thing that the two bipeds he raised are so promising.
Shi Zhufeng saw what Ran Le was thinking at a glance, and he felt that he really needed to teach the little guy not to adopt people.
The director on stage starts counting.
Gave Qi Yu the card.
Qi Yu is seven years old this year and is in the second semester of the first grade of primary school. Although the information given to them by Qi's housekeeper shows that Qi Yu knows a lot of things and is precocious and smart, the program team still chose a safer topic.
The first card is Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
Qi Yu said without much ups and downs: "One of the four great classics, four characters, the characters are Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Quan."
Ran Le was just about to praise someone when he realized he didn't understand.
duck?
He went to see Ran Xuejuan. What was Shao Xingxing talking about?
Ran Xuejuan said softly: "You will know this when you go to school."
Ran Le pondered, so is it because he is uneducated? Is being uneducated so terrible? He couldn't even understand what Shao Xingxing said, and was despised and sad, but he was a cat who refused to give up. He kept fighting when he couldn't beat other cats and couldn't take the territory of the big pear tree.
It's the same now, he will have a kindergarten diploma.
"I want to go to school, too. My village will definitely be well-educated."
Ran Xuejuan gently touched Ran Le's head: "Okay."
Shi Zhufeng heard it and praised it in a low voice: "A cat with culture is truly a rare talent among cats."
Ran Le said disdainfully: "Cats are like cats."
What are dragons and phoenixes? They are definitely not cats.
Shi Zhufeng laughed: "Okay, okay, a cat is a cat, and you are the most powerful cat."
Wheat Ear quickly gave the answer.
Qi Yu described it very clearly. If you can’t guess it, you’d be really uneducated.
Seeing that Qi Yu described it easily and didn't sound like a first-grader at all, the director began to increase the difficulty.
Qi Yu looked at the next question.
Glutinous rice dumplings.
He looked at Ran Le and said, "One kind of food, the most common one is a ball-shaped snack, just like him, white, plump, sticky and soft, like a glutinous rice ball, but bigger than a glutinous rice ball. Before it is made into a snack, the raw material looks like rice."
Ran Le looked around. Who is it?
It looks like something edible, white, plump, soft and sticky, and sounds a bit fragrant. What is it?
Shi Zhufeng saw someone who refused to face reality and said, "Stop looking. You are the one I'm talking about."
Ran Le first opened his eyes, then opened his mouth slightly, with a typical look of surprise.
Does he look like food? He's white and plump!
"No, no, I can't eat it."
He looked at Qi Yu in shock: "It's not delicious."
Will bipeds eat cats?
He shrank into Ran Xuexue's arms, shook his head like a rattle, and said seriously: "Really, I'm not delicious, not fragrant, not fragrant at all."
Ran Xuejuan was holding the person in his arms. What was the little guy thinking about?
Shi Zhufeng smiled and said, “No one says you smell good, baby.”
Qi Yu: “Oh.”
He looked at the ball of Ran Le and said, "You are speaking very clearly now."
Ran Le's eyes lit up: "Zundu?"
Qi Yu listened to this remark and said without any emotion: "It's fake."
Ran Le was stunned and got angry.
The two-legged beast dared to play tricks on him, and he was angry.
He crawled and crawled, turned over to face Ran Xuexue, with his back to Qi Yu, humph.
Bad silver.
Qi Yu raised the corner of his mouth slightly and stopped looking at Ran Le. He looked at Qi Bojian and Mai Sui. Did they guess it?
Mai Sui tentatively answered: "Xue Mei Niang?"
Qi Yu looked indifferent: "Four words."
Qi Bojian looked at Ran Le and said with a smile: "Glutinous rice dumplings."
Qi Yu: “Yeah.”
Ran Le moved his ears. What are glutinous rice balls?
Does she really look like him?
Qi Bojian: "Glutinous rice balls should be fried in oil. They are most fragrant when fried."
Ran Le tilted his head, is that so?
Qi Bojian said to Ran Le: "I'm going to blow you up, are you willing?"
Upon hearing this, Ran Le looked at Qi Bojian with disdain.
"The nest doesn't look like a sticky dumpling."
This man is just as bad as ever.
Can you say "glutinous" but not "rice"? Qi Yu looked at the person with his back to him. The word "glutinous" is harder to say than the word "rice".
Qi Bojian: "It's almost the same. They all look the same. It's the same even if I blow you up."
Ran Le immediately went to find Shi Zhufeng: "Bang bang, there's bad money."
Qi Bojian raised his eyebrows. Is he the bad guy?
Shi Zhufeng's voice sounded a little cold: "Boss Qi, it's time for the next question."
Qi Bojian smiled indifferently and looked back at the stage.
Qi Yu calmly stated: "It is disrespectful to the elderly."
Scare the little fat boy.
Qi Bojian: "I am your father."
Qi Yu: “Oh.”
It doesn’t matter if it’s not, he doesn’t care, maybe it’s even better if it’s not.
He looked at the next question.
This time it's fruit.
Peach.
He subconsciously looked at Ran Le again.
Ran Le was just about to turn around secretly, but unexpectedly he met Qi Yu's eyes. He froze for a moment and turned back again.
snort.
Shi Zhufeng was amused.
Ran Xuejuan held the little guy and wanted to ask what the point of this was?
Lu Yuanyuan also felt happy, she asked: "Le Le, you really won't turn around?"
Ran Le said in a clear and loud voice: "No."
Nao Nao: “Why?”
Yueyue: "This way you won't be able to see the top."
Ran Le raised his hands and covered his eyes: "No sigh, I won't sigh."
Everyone: “?”
Are you so arrogant?
Qi Yu began to describe: "Three words, a kind of fruit, pink, with core, smells fragrant, like Ranle, flowers bloom in March and April, pink flowers, often mentioned together with plums."
Ran Le couldn't help but turn his head: "Why does it look like a nest?"
He's not edible.
Qi Yu: "Oh, because you are cute."
Ran Le's arrogance was suddenly extinguished.
“Like, like?”
Qi Yu: "Yes, yes."
The plain voice was very convincing.
Ran Le turned back and said, "Is that so? Then he would forgive Shao Xingxing. Eating is definitely cute, and he is also cute. But he is definitely not eating."
Qi Yu continued, "What's Li Man Tian Xia? That fruit, three words for it."
Mai Sui sighed softly, and looking at Qi Bojian who was not going to speak, she said, "Peach."
Qi Yu: "Director, next question."
Ran Le asked: "Is it so peach?"
Shi Zhufeng hit his soul directly: "You will be able to eat it in a few days."
Ran Le’s eyes immediately narrowed. So that’s why. That’s great.
Qi Yu guessed more than a dozen things, but half of them were modified by Ran Le.
This made Ran Le a little distressed. Why did he look like a glutinous rice ball, a peach, and a lion's head? Why didn't he look like fish or braised beef in soy sauce?
Ten minutes were up and Qi Yu stepped down.
He whispered, "You don't look like food, you are a kitten."
So don’t worry about it. Your brain is small to begin with, and you won’t be able to figure out what to eat.
Ran Le sighed deeply: "Okay, sighing is like worry."
There are so many delicious foods. What else will we have tonight besides fish and braised beef? Curious, he is definitely not greedy.
Ran Xuejuan: "What does this have to do with good looks?"
Ran Le expressed his theory: "If it looks good, it tastes good."
Ran Xuejuan: "...Really?"
Ran Le answered firmly: "It seems so."
Shi Zhufeng was puzzled: "Do you think you are delicious?"
Ran Le: "Stupid, silver, not tasty."
He is a human now, so of course he is not delicious.
Shi Zhufeng: "You make it sound like you've eaten humans."
Ran Le felt a little guilty: "I bit you before."
Shi Zhufeng: “?”
He is the one who eats it together.
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